I am ORNERY as HELL today!

[biggirl]

1. It is too windy
2. My garden looks like shit
3. My house looks worse
4. I have no goddamn money
5. I haven't had sex in about a week
6. The stains didn't come out of the sheets
7. There's no chocolate in the house
8. I gained 3 pounds in one f*cking day
9. My back hurts
10. My jug of Captain Morgan is at the camper

[IMSlacker]

5. I haven't had sex in about a week
6. The stains didn't come out of the sheets

How often do you wash your sheets?

[drjoek]

You misspelled horny, darlin

[brettmojo]

8. I gained 3 pounds in one f*cking day

You probably just need to take a dump.

[biggirl]

How often do you wash your sheets?

um, yeah...they are from the camper bedroom

[Dude!]

have the newspaper
publish some more pictures

that'll make ya feel betta

[biggirl]

have the newspaper
publish some more pictures

that'll make ya feel betta

Yeah, all of my facebook friends have been writing on my wall...saw you in the paper last week. My bro-in-law hung up the picture on his fridge for a family bday this past weekend...Now I am even in a worse mood. Thanks.

[~Katja~]

ice cream or chocolate milk... that'll take care of the chocolate craving

I always have a jar of nutella, not only is it awesome but it curbs any chocolate craving with less than a spoon...

[JerseyRich]

Just think of me in a vest.

[biggirl]

Just think of me in a vest.

with or w/o shirt? And do you have a hat on?

[Hottub]

And do you have a hat on?

Are you asking if Rich is an unclipped savage?

[RhinoinMN]

Are you asking if Rich is an unclipped savage?

She's asking for me. :wub:

[boosterp]

Gwen, I am sorry about your day.


I am ORNERY as HELL today!
1. It is too windy
That will change

2. My garden looks like shit
I could help, but make it a family event.

3. My house looks worse
What happened?

4. I have no goddamn money
Join the crowd. Plus, you are cutting costs

5. I haven't had sex in about a week
Ryan get to work!

6. The stains didn't come out of the sheets
Baking soda

7. There's no chocolate in the house
8. I gained 3 pounds in one f*cking day
Both of these go together, you gain a bit but I bet you loose it soon. My fingers are crossed.

9. My back hurts
Part of that is weight but take a nice warm soaking bath and relax.

10. My jug of Captain Morgan is at the camper
Make Ryno get you more.

[BlackSpider]

Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...

[Dude!]

Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...

Ha Ha!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

with a wolf shirt? And do you have Gvac's hat on?

fixed it for ya!

[zildjian361]

She's asking for me. :wub:

better you than me.

[RhinoinMN]

Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...



That gave me a good chuckle.

[west milly Tom]

That gave me a good chuckle.



X2
Sorry chicky, just be glad pms only lasts a few days.

[BlackSpider]

That gave me a good chuckle.

Me too.
But Gvac called me "the biggest prick ever" because of that post...

[RhinoinMN]

Me too.
But Gvac called me "the biggest prick ever" because of that post...

I refuse to believe that. Gvac is a saint.

[BlackSpider]

I refuse to believe that. Gvac is a saint.



Yup.
And Saints don't lie...

[Fez4PrezN2008]

At least that yoghurt problem didn't make the top 10, that's something to smile about!

[boosterp]

Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...

I refuse to believe that. Gvac is a saint.

As much as you are in my 5 favorite posters Ryan, I'd have to say Gvac is a sort of a saint.

[BlackSpider]

At least that yoghurt problem didn't make the top 10, that's something to smile about!

That sounds painful...

[drjoek]

Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...



LOTD
:lol:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

That sounds painful...
for Rhino maybe

[RhinoinMN]

As much as you are in my 5 favorite posters Ryan, I'd have to say Gvac is a sort of a saint.

I stand corrected. Gvac is a stones fan.


"I say yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.....You'll never make a saint of me."

[Dougie Brootal]

fuck that stupid cunt.


there its in the same thread. happy now or should i PM you to let you know?

[drjoek]

Rhino, take care of #5 or I'm flying her to RI
!

[RhinoinMN]

Rhino, take care of #5 or I'm flying her to RI
!

She's lying. She just wants to go to RI.

[RhinoinMN]

fuck that stupid cunt.


there its in the same thread. happy now or should i PM you to let you know?



I sure hope you are referring to grlNIN.

[Dougie Brootal]

I sure hope you are referring to grlNIN.

but of course!

[RhinoinMN]

but of course!


i always knew you were a good boy.

[Dougie Brootal]

i always knew you were a good boy.

you really turn me on when play the stern father figure... just sayin...

[biggirl]

X2
Sorry chicky, just be glad pms only lasts a few days.

I just got over pms....

[Farmer Dave]

Sounds like somebody had a bad case of the mondays.

[ToiletCrusher]

No shit biggirl.

I'm in an ornery mood myself today.

Everything is terrible.

[topless_mike]

masturbation usually cures everything.

[ToiletCrusher]

masturbation usually cures everything.

way ahead of you.

[biggirl]

1. It is too windy
still windy, but less humid:thumbup:
2. My garden looks like shit
I weeded a little bit last night:thumbup:
3. My house looks worse
working on the house:thumbup:
4. I have no goddamn money
nothing has changed here:thumbdown:
5. I haven't had sex in about a week
had a nice orgasm in the shower this a.m.:thumbup:
6. The stains didn't come out of the sheets
bleach took care of this:thumbup:
7. There's no chocolate in the house
had a fantastic peach instead:thumbup:
8. I gained 3 pounds in one f*cking day
the weight came off:thumbup:
9. My back hurts
an orgasm makes everything feel better:thumbup:
10. My jug of Captain Morgan is at the camper
found a bottle of wine in the cabinet:thumbup:

HAVING A MUCH BETTER DAY TODAY!!!!!

[boosterp]

found a bottle of wine in the cabinet:thumbup:

HAVING A MUCH BETTER DAY TODAY!!!!!

I am happy for you Ms. Gwen. Have Ryan stop off and pick you up some rum on his way home.

[biggirl]

I am happy for you Ms. Gwen. Have Ryan stop off and pick you up some rum on his way home.

There isn't a liquor store on his way home...I don't know how he ends up with a case of beer every day. He must do favors at his breaks.

[drjoek]

There isn't a liquor store on his way home...I don't know how he ends up with a case of beer every day. He must do favors at his breaks.

Is he any good at such things?

[NateCantDance]

He must do favors at his breaks.

And? Maybe if you'd start too then you'd have that last problem solved.

[biggirl]

Is he any good at such things?

? maybe??? not sure??? :unsure:

[boosterp]

There isn't a liquor store on his way home...I don't know how he ends up with a case of beer every day. He must do favors at his breaks.

Kick him in the ass and tell him you'll give him a great blow job when he gets home if he stops at the liquor store for you.

[biggirl]

I am super ornery today, and this is why:

1. I am restless
2. I am anxious
3. My husband made me drive 80 mph through Amish country to get him home to the damn computer
4. I haven't had sex in 3 days....
5. My Internet boyfriends are all cheating on me and ignoring me
6. I got cut off from drinking last night
7. I have to look for a job this week

The only thing that makes my day a tad better is the fact that I keep remembering Gvac's voice on the phone yesterday.:wub:

[joethebartender]

I am super ornery today, and this is why:

1. I am restless
2. I am anxious
3. My husband made me drive 80 mph through Amish country to get him home to the damn computer
4. I haven't had sex in 3 days....
5. My Internet boyfriends are all cheating on me and ignoring me
6. I got cut off from drinking last night
7. I have to look for a job this week

The only thing that makes my day a tad better is the fact that I keep remembering Gvac's voice on the phone yesterday.:wub:

Who cuts off chicks??? That bastard!!! Any Oxycontin in the medicine cabinet? I'm not a big proponent of prescription abuse but today it sounds like that "backache" is really acting up!:wink:

[boosterp]

I am super ornery today, and this is why:

1. I am restless
Get out side and move around
2. I am anxious
As above
3. My husband made me drive 80 mph through Amish country to get him home to the damn computer
I'd be afraid of the amish, screw the computer.
4. I haven't had sex in 3 days....
That's a damn shame
5. My Internet boyfriends are all cheating on me and ignoring me
Gvac's so old you are not missing much
6. I got cut off from drinking last night
Crime against humanity!
7. I have to look for a job this week
I know the misery

The only thing that makes my day a tad better is the fact that I keep remembering Gvac's voice on the phone yesterday.:wub:


:smoke:

[biggirl]

:smoke:

you have the answers for everything :smile:......I am restless...I have been doing everything possible to keep from this...mowing the lawn, having crazy fun, dancing, everything...It's just a weird feeling I get from time to time.

[boosterp]

Well, in that case maybe the gym is a good spot for you to hang out. Although it could lead to you having more energy.

[biggirl]

I all of sudden just got really ornery

1. I have to drive 5 hours to pick up my son tomorrow when his grandparents were supposed to bring him home.
2..I am bored
3. There are these huge, huge black flies all over my house
4. I miss my credit cards
5. I miss my son
6. I have cramps
7. I have to put away about 10 loads of laundry
8. My van looks like shit because a panel fell off
9. I hate looking for a job
10. My tomato plants aren't growing no matter what I do to them
11. I have to go to a stupid wedding on Saturday and I hate the guy she is marrying
12. I don't want to be here...I want to go on a vacation.

[Dude!]

you are way too self-absorbed

[biggirl]

you are way too self-absorbed

I am ...I admit that. I was spoiled growing up.

[JPMNICK]

Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...

I am so mad I missed this until now. hysterical

[razorboy]

No spam here, I tell you what.

[RhinoinMN]

No spam here, I tell you what.


my wife will be honored.

[joethebartender]

I all of sudden just got really ornery

1. I have to drive 5 hours to pick up my son tomorrow when his grandparents were supposed to bring him home.
2..I am bored
3. There are these huge, huge black flies all over my house
4. I miss my credit cards
5. I miss my son
6. I have cramps
7. I have to put away about 10 loads of laundry
8. My van looks like shit because a panel fell off
9. I hate looking for a job
10. My tomato plants aren't growing no matter what I do to them
11. I have to go to a stupid wedding on Saturday and I hate the guy she is marrying
12. I don't want to be here...I want to go on a vacation.

Is #3 a result of #7, before the wash? :huh:

[strawberrypop]

You have little to complain about. That is the most insignificant list of petty annoyances ever. Be thankful for what you have. Frame of mind is a choice.

My guess is that you've never truly suffered in your life. If you had, things like this wouldn't bother you, and you'd be stronger and more fit to deal with them and put them into the perspective of nonimportance.

Buck up, look at what you DO have, and get over it.

1. Your son will soon be home.
2. Go do something besides sitting on the internet, then. It's your own responsibility to entertain yourself.
3. Be grateful that you have a house, fly infested or not.
4. No credit cards = not running up bills = less you have to worry over re-paying. You're really better off without them.
5. See # 1.
6. Take some motrin. Be grateful for your femininity.
7. At least the laundry is done and folded. At least you and your family are clothed.
8. Be grateful that you have a van that runs and gets you and your children where you need to go.
9. You have a roof over your head, a van, clothes, and clearly food and drink. If a job will help to keep those things for you and your children, then get over it, and just do what you have to do.
10. Seriously, not something to get upset about. You're grasping at straws to make a list, which means life can't be that bad.
11. You're not marrying him, so what the hell do you care? You get to go to a wedding and celebrate HER happiness and eat and drink and make merry with other people you may be friends with or related to. EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT YOU!
12. Everyone wants to go on vacation.

Frustrating as hell. Sorry, but sometimes a reality check does people good. Dude is completely right. Get over yourself.

[red_red_red]

You have little to complain about. That is the most insignificant list of petty annoyances ever. Be thankful for what you have. Frame of mind is a choice.

My guess is that you've never truly suffered in your life. If you had, things like this wouldn't bother you, and you'd be stronger and more fit to deal with them and put them into the perspective of nonimportance.

Buck up, look at what you DO have, and get over it.

1. Your son will soon be home.
2. Go do something besides sitting on the internet, then. It's your own responsibility to entertain yourself.
3. Be grateful that you have a house, fly infested or not.
4. No credit cards = not running up bills = less you have to worry over re-paying. You're really better off without them.
5. See # 1.
6. Take some motrin. Be grateful for your femininity.
7. At least the laundry is done and folded. At least you and your family are clothed.
8. Be grateful that you have a van that runs and gets you and your children where you need to go.
9. You have a roof over your head, a van, clothes, and clearly food and drink. If a job will help to keep those things for you and your children, then get over it, and just do what you have to do.
10. Seriously, not something to get upset about. You're grasping at straws to make a list, which means life can't be that bad.
11. You're not marrying him, so what the hell do you care? You get to go to a wedding and celebrate HER happiness and eat and drink and make merry with other people you may be friends with or related to. EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT YOU!
12. Everyone wants to go on vacation.

Frustrating as hell. Sorry, but sometimes a reality check does people good. Dude is completely right. Get over yourself.
you musta missed #6 on her list, it explains everything

[strawberrypop]

you musta missed #6 on her list, it explains everything

He appears to have the same attitude fairly consistently, regardless of time of month.

[red_red_red]

He appears to have the same attitude fairly consistently, regardless of time of month.
He has cramps? :tongue:
Some ppl are just pissy in general, doesn't matter how much they have to be thankful for...nuthin a little prozac won't cure.

[Dude!]

He has cramps? :tongue:
Some ppl are just pissy in general, doesn't matter how much they have to be thankful for...nuthin a little prozac won't cure.


a little self-analysis and reflection
would be healthier than prozac

and putting other people first
especially family
for a few hours each day
would be good practice

[red_red_red]

a little self-analysis and reflection
would be healthier than prozac

and putting other people first
especially family
for a few hours each day
would be good practice
she's a mom, of course she puts her family first. i was talking about the PMS symptoms. eh, i give up...it's not like you bleed.

[~Katja~]

a little self-analysis and reflection
would be healthier than prozac

and putting other people first
especially family
for a few hours each day
would be good practice

you keep making wrong assumptions about biggirl... you have done it before.

[Dude!]

you keep making wrong assumptions about biggirl... you have done it before.

i haven't made any assumptions
i just read what she posts
she already agreed she was 'self-absorbed' and spoiled

[~Katja~]

i haven't made any assumptions
i just read what she posts
she already agreed she was 'self-absorbed' and spoiled
sarcasm much?
She has 2 kids, takes care of them FT... one with aspergers... they are having problems (like everybody else) and she chooses a message board to vent.
Do you really think that her feeling frustrated and venting means she is lazy and spoiled?
How do you think all the laundry to be put away got washed and folded in the first place? How do you think her kids get taken care of and fed every day?
She may appear self absorbed and spoiled on the outside to you, but it's not like things in her life are getting done for her.

[red_red_red]

sarcasm much?
She has 2 kids, takes care of them FT... one with aspergers... they are having problems (like everybody else) and she chooses a message board to vent.
Do you really think that her feeling frustrated and venting means she is lazy and spoiled?
How do you think all the laundry to be put away got washed and folded in the first place? How do you think her kids get taken care of and fed every day?
She may appear self absorbed and spoiled on the outside to you, but it's not like things in her life are getting done for her.
er...he's clueless, just saying :bye:

[biggirl]

The things that I have listed do seem insignificant....that is what makes it humorous....at least to me. There is a lot going on in my life just like everyone else's. I don't care what people think of me...I have been having fun posting here whether people rip me a part or not. I can take it. Really. It doesn't bother me.

[biggirl]

a little self-analysis and reflection
would be healthier than prozac

and putting other people first
especially family
for a few hours each day
would be good practice

Dude - as far as you are concerned I have no idea why you have this obsession of chasing me around the board and cutting me down at every thing I say. At first I was flattered for the attn whether it be negative or not, now I am just plain creeped out. Continue if you like if that is what you are into, at least it is entertaining.

[red_red_red]

Dude - as far as you are concerned I have no idea why you have this obsession of chasing me around the board and cutting me down at every thing I say. At first I was flattered for the attn whether it be negative or not, now I am just plain creeped out. Continue if you like if that is what you are into, at least it is entertaining.
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k437/zhephree/best_guy_ever.jpg

[biggirl]

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k437/zhephree/best_guy_ever.jpg

Creepy????????? That is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Creepy????????? That is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working on that look.

[red_red_red]

Creepy????????? That is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laugh:
my fave part of that pic is all that body hair

[joethebartender]

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k437/zhephree/best_guy_ever.jpg

Creepy????????? That is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working on that look.


I think you'ld do better with real guitars and fake guns & knives! I couldn't stop laughing at this guy and the arsenal of weapons and "guitar hero/rock band" guitars.
...Oh and if you need fake guns just call Snoogans, (he has a hard-on for the things & shoots crickets).

[red_red_red]

here's some real creepy ( don't watch if ya get skeeved out easily)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r23bv2HsAvw

[biggirl]

We just had to dole out $1300 on a central air unit due to a chipmunk.

I have to pay bills today, and there isn't enough money to pay them.

At least I got a job. It might help a little.