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lleeder
07-13-2009, 11:54 AM
The vacation is over finally.
We've all been waiting patiently for new radio.
Now we get battle of the beards 2.
Boo.

KingModem
07-13-2009, 12:18 PM
Whoa lleeder.

Furtherman
07-13-2009, 12:19 PM
Casey suffers too.

drjoek
07-13-2009, 12:27 PM
Thats all they could come up with is battle of the beards II
Another bet with zero payoff
Did they put up a Florios dinner on it because that would be the funniest/best?

instrument
07-13-2009, 01:03 PM
Lol creativity must still be on vacation.

Meataball23
07-13-2009, 01:06 PM
Lol creativity must still be on vacation.

:lol:

This new/old battle of the beards is fucking dumb

MisterSmith
07-13-2009, 01:10 PM
I was hoping for some fresh, new material when they came back from vacation, and all we get is Battle of the Beards 2? A visual bit that drags out for months with no payoff for the listeners.

That's retardo-rific. :wallbash:

Dell
07-13-2009, 01:30 PM
I sure hope they have to shave their heads if they lose... this is going to be great!

Meataball23
07-13-2009, 01:36 PM
Maybe for the next big bet, we'll see Fez paint himself like a blue man

Or go to Graceland

Kublakhan61
07-13-2009, 01:46 PM
I see the humor in Battle of the Beards II. You guys seem to be looking in the wrong place.

GreatAmericanZero
07-13-2009, 01:48 PM
im more excited over the deal that if ESD gets a Wilco tattoo Ron will give him a week of Wilco openers! Thats awesome!

C'mon, get to inking up a little Jeff Tweedy head!:



http://www.newberryphotography.com/img/tweedy.jpg

STC-Dub
07-13-2009, 03:19 PM
I try not to be negative on here -- I have that for my actual life -- but not a good bit. I wouldn't mind seeing the bearded Riddler again though.

Farmer Dave
07-13-2009, 05:15 PM
Maybe we can talk about gay marriage tomorrow.

~Katja~
07-13-2009, 10:43 PM
im more excited over the deal that if ESD gets a Wilco tattoo Ron will give him a week of Wilco openers! Thats awesome!

C'mon, get to inking up a little Jeff Tweedy head!:



http://www.newberryphotography.com/img/tweedy.jpg

hmmm do I have to grow a beard to get this on my ass???

TripleSkeet
07-13-2009, 10:46 PM
I wouldve liked it alot more if it were just neckbeards and they had to shave the rest of their face. That wouldve been cool.

Stuft
07-13-2009, 11:41 PM
The beards bit is *meh* to me. If it's funny, like it was the first time around, i'm in!

sarsbusdriver
07-14-2009, 08:28 AM
Beard Wars 2 will get as much heat as Stent 2.
Another lame Fez sequel.

Doogie
07-14-2009, 08:37 AM
I sure hope they have to shave their heads if they lose... this is going to be great!

Or maybe if they both dont get laid by a certain date they can have sex with each other on ca...ohhh wait. Oh right...:unsure:

Death Metal Moe
07-14-2009, 08:38 AM
I'm for whatever gets Fez cursing like a Teamster.

Doogie
07-14-2009, 08:39 AM
Another lame Fez sequel.

New term for RF.net...ALFS??

Dash77
07-14-2009, 08:49 AM
Just NO...

ClayDavis
07-14-2009, 10:19 AM
Gay.

spainlinx0
07-14-2009, 10:34 AM
They should have done a Fu Man Chu contest.

Meataball23
07-14-2009, 10:40 AM
ESD has got to lay down and count the lights on this stupid repeating no payoff bet

Clean shave it for a week or so then bring the beard back

Kublakhan61
07-14-2009, 02:48 PM
I just listened to this bit and was laughing out-loud. Even though its a go nowhere bit, it was still entertaining to hear Fez selling it. He was so nutty, I could not stop laughing. I figured this is the Fez you guys are all looking for - alive and fighting Fez. No sarcasm. I was laughing so hard during that bit.

When you stop looking for the payoff, you'll enjoy the moment. Don't expect.

zildjian361
07-14-2009, 02:54 PM
No :flush:

Brad_Rush
07-14-2009, 04:14 PM
Go Fez!

hurlmon
07-15-2009, 04:46 AM
I hope dave just comes in on Monday clean shaven. Contest over and Fez loses it on Dave for not going with the bit.

Otherwise who care's. Growing facial hair, Ohhhh the excitment.

I'm doing some painting this weekend. Having a beer & watching it dry will be more exciting.

Warren Peace
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
It should be Clash of the Cumcatchers. Whichever beard can hold the most jizz wins.

realmenhatelife
07-15-2009, 07:55 AM
If Fez is in the battle by himself that would actually be very funny to me, but sad at the same time.

foodcourtdruide
07-15-2009, 07:55 AM
Congrats Lleeder! You made a Sleeves song.

Doogie
07-15-2009, 09:54 AM
Maybe we can talk about gay marriage tomorrow.

Hmmmm...close enough. Here we are talking about gay rights or what gays think, AGAIN!!!

:wallbash:

tanless1
07-15-2009, 11:10 AM
come on, why not a designer mustache contest ? atleast it'd require some maintainence skill.

MisterSmith
07-15-2009, 11:14 AM
Why not do something like a Ron & Fez "Fit Club." They can try to lose weight and get in shape - it can be entertaining plus it will be good for both of them. Hell, it could be more than just Fez & Dave - any of the staff could join in.

Who am I kidding. That means they would have to try...

lleeder
07-15-2009, 12:25 PM
Why not do something like a Ron & Fez "Fit Club." They can try to lose weight and get in shape - it can be entertaining plus it will be good for both of them. Hell, it could be more than just Fez & Dave - any of the staff could join in.

Who am I kidding. That means they would have to try...

Thats the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. Really really dumb. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59842&highlight=fez-ebrity)

MisterSmith
07-15-2009, 12:29 PM
Thats the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. Really really dumb. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59842&highlight=fez-ebrity)

You're right. WTF was I thinking...

:laugh:

deliciousV
07-16-2009, 09:30 AM
I can't believe anyone WOULDN'T want to see this! In 7 months Dave will look like the hasidic Ronald McDonald, and fez will look like a hillbilly moonshiner! Where's the bad?

A.J.
07-16-2009, 09:59 AM
I can't believe anyone WOULDN'T want to see this! In 7 months Dave will look like the hasidic Ronald McDonald, and fez will look like a hillbilly moonshiner! Where's the bad?


Or you can avoid the wait and look in our Photo Gallery right now. (http://www.ronfez.net/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=4773)

drjoek
07-16-2009, 10:03 AM
I can't believe anyone WOULDN'T want to see this! In 7 months Dave will look like the hasidic Ronald McDonald, and fez will look like a hillbilly moonshiner! Where's the bad?



They just finished the last one

Its a visual gag on a radio show

What's the payoff?

ESD looking like a hillbilly doesn't hold any originality
How does it add to the show?

Come up with an original bit.

My opinion

Dell
07-16-2009, 01:01 PM
Or maybe if they both dont get laid by a certain date they can have sex with each other on ca...ohhh wait. Oh right...:unsure:

Or the looser has to be painted up as a blue man or an effeminate wrestler and go out on the street and get public reaction... radio gold I tell you... radio gold!

jlehane3
07-17-2009, 07:55 AM
what another man does with his body functions.Although BOBO who has a real problem was hilarious,and had Louis CK rolling laughing and felt the need to call in about it. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigMoeAteMyPuppyChow3.jpg Fun Friday.

S0S
07-17-2009, 11:03 AM
If lleeder were to grow a beard, it would be less bad.

Dell
07-17-2009, 11:18 AM
I'm starting to think it is a good idea... it reminds me of great times... great friendships... great pictures...
http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

sailor
07-17-2009, 11:19 AM
If lleeder were to grow a beard, it would be less bad.

you ruined the swerve!

Sleeves
07-17-2009, 11:44 AM
I'm in favor of an ongoing Battle of the Beards. It's kind of like baseball - do you just want one season and one World Series and then that's the end of baseball?

No. You want it to go on into infinity.

"The Battle of the Beards" song was a pro-Battle of the Beards song.

Russel P
07-19-2009, 01:42 PM
I've been off the message board for months. This whole bit was enough to make me figure out my password just to sign back up to vote "no." The first contest was okay, doing a second would be gayer than two dicks touching.

lleeder
07-19-2009, 02:41 PM
I've been off the message board for months. This whole bit was enough to make me figure out my password just to sign back up to vote "no." The first contest was okay, doing a second would be gayer than two dicks touching.

tummy sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

Russel P
07-19-2009, 03:01 PM
Hmm. Slightly less gay than another battle of the beards. Glad to get a new song from the whole thing, though. I like the idea of Dave just coming in clean shaved tomorrow and let Fez have the competition with himself.
Are you going to get in studio? Your calls were slayin' me.

lleeder
07-19-2009, 03:25 PM
Hmm. Slightly less gay than another battle of the beards. Glad to get a new song from the whole thing, though. I like the idea of Dave just coming in clean shaved tomorrow and let Fez have the competition with himself.
Are you going to get in studio? Your calls were slayin' me.

i guess so. i've never talked on mic or even been on a podcast or anything so it would be a huge thrill. we'll see how things develop. thanks for the kind words

ndr
07-19-2009, 09:13 PM
i guess so. i've never talked on mic or even been on a podcast or anything so it would be a huge thrill. we'll see how things develop. thanks for the kind words

my advice to you would be...no matter how POPULAR you become and people begin showering you with gift and money for no reason...do NOT...under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...actually sit your fat jewish unemployed ass down and actually write THANK YOU notes to people that sent you money...because you would actually have to do some work and not just bitch about how underemployed your "Husband/Provider" is....so LEEDER I guess my ULTIMATE ADVICE would be BE VERY CAREFUL of any chick that approaches you on THIS BOARD based on your "notoriety" (they SUCK more than Nosferatu)

PEACE!
ndr

jennysmurf
07-19-2009, 09:25 PM
my advice to you would be...no matter how POPULAR you become and people begin showering you with gift and money for no reason...do NOT...under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...actually sit your fat jewish unemployed ass down and actually write THANK YOU notes to people that sent you money...because you would actually have to do some work and not just bitch about how underemployed your "Husband/Provider" is....so LEEDER I guess my ULTIMATE ADVICE would be BE VERY CAREFUL of any chick that approaches you on THIS BOARD based on your "notoriety" (they SUCK more than Nosferatu)

PEACE!
ndr

:blink:

foodcourtdruide
07-19-2009, 09:52 PM
I have close people in my life that I'd show the beard pictures, because I thought it was a good way to introduce the show. Like, "hey they're so laid back, they're having this fun beard contest"

If they do it, and I start showing them the pictures again they're just going to think I listen to a retarded radio show about people growing beards.

razorboy
07-19-2009, 09:54 PM
I have close people in my life that I'd show the beard pictures.

We accept you.

~Katja~
07-19-2009, 09:55 PM
my advice to you would be...no matter how POPULAR you become and people begin showering you with gift and money for no reason...do NOT...under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...actually sit your fat jewish unemployed ass down and actually write THANK YOU notes to people that sent you money...because you would actually have to do some work and not just bitch about how underemployed your "Husband/Provider" is....so LEEDER I guess my ULTIMATE ADVICE would be BE VERY CAREFUL of any chick that approaches you on THIS BOARD based on your "notoriety" (they SUCK more than Nosferatu)

PEACE!
ndr

bitter much?
You truly understand the meaning and gesture of a gift/ present.

My advice to you, no matter how much you seek acknowledgment and popularity, do not attempt to achieve such goal by sending gifts or presents to any person when it does not come from the kindness of your heart!

So my ULTIMATE advice to you; learn to become a better person and only commit acts of generosity when they are meant as act of true kindness and do not require a validation in any form.

Cheer up, buddy! Life is full of mysteries, maybe one day you will learn about what really happened that day Newman was supposed to deliver your mail.

foodcourtdruide
07-19-2009, 10:02 PM
We accept you.

lol sup razorboy?

razorboy
07-19-2009, 10:06 PM
lol sup razorboy?

Chillin' like Bob Dylan.

underdog
07-20-2009, 07:23 AM
my advice to you would be...no matter how POPULAR you become and people begin showering you with gift and money for no reason...do NOT...under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...actually sit your fat jewish unemployed ass down and actually write THANK YOU notes to people that sent you money...because you would actually have to do some work and not just bitch about how underemployed your "Husband/Provider" is....so LEEDER I guess my ULTIMATE ADVICE would be BE VERY CAREFUL of any chick that approaches you on THIS BOARD based on your "notoriety" (they SUCK more than Nosferatu)

PEACE!
ndr

Paul-O's ex looks terrible.

Small..Balls
07-20-2009, 09:27 AM
They just finished the last one

Its a visual gag on a radio show

What's the payoff?

ESD looking like a hillbilly doesn't hold any originality
How does it add to the show?

Come up with an original bit.

My opinion

Also, we already know who will win. Fez is a hairy guy challenging ESD to a hair-growing contest. It's like ESD challenging Fez to a height or paleness contest.

That said, Dave looks great with a big beard.

Serpico1103
07-20-2009, 12:56 PM
my advice to you would be...no matter how POPULAR you become and people begin showering you with gift and money for no reason...do NOT...under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...actually sit your fat jewish unemployed ass down and actually write THANK YOU notes to people that sent you money...because you would actually have to do some work and not just bitch about how underemployed your "Husband/Provider" is....so LEEDER I guess my ULTIMATE ADVICE would be BE VERY CAREFUL of any chick that approaches you on THIS BOARD based on your "notoriety" (they SUCK more than Nosferatu)

PEACE!
ndr

HTG is fat? Unemployed and jewish I thought. But, I didn't think fat.