Charlize Theron Deathwatch

[Judge Smails]

Will she pull through or will she join the calvalcade of celebrity death?

Report: Charlize Theron Hospitalized With Serious Virus (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531461,00.html?test=faces)

Doctors ran a series of tests and diagnosed Theron with a serious virus thought to have been contracted during her travels overseas, according to the National Enquirer.


That sounds ominously not good.


I like that in the middle of a serious news story about someone suffering from a "serious virus" FOX finds the need to add this little gem:


PHOTOS: Click for hot pics of Charlize Theron. (http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,4289,00.html)


Truly, conservative family values at their best.

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_4289_images/0709091356_M_theron.jpg

[~Katja~]

why would you think a serious virus is automatically a deadly one?

[lleeder]

why would you think a serious virus is automatically a deadly one?

I hope she can recover. Here's more info on this sirius virus. (http://www.xmradio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=202)

[Gvac]

Was that picture taken recently? She looks anorexic.

Is it the AIDS?

[Judge Smails]

why would you think a serious virus is automatically a deadly one?

Only time will tell. For now, let's all just keep her in our thoughts and prayers.

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[Sue_Bender]

why would you think a serious virus is automatically a deadly one?

The Judge is just a negative dot netter.

Although, what makes something "serious"? I'd assume life must be threatened in some regard...or "serious" is being used improperly.

[~Katja~]

The Judge is just a negative dot netter.

Although, what makes something "serious"? I'd assume life must be threatened in some regard...or "serious" is being used improperly.
she thought she had a 24h stomach bug or food poisoning but it turned out it was a virus contracted on her travels... that is more serious than your sit it out every day kinda stomach bug

[Gvac]

Apparently this "serious illness" is nothing more than a case of Jungle Fever

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_4289_images/0619081529_M_061908_will_charlize.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Apparently this "serious illness" is nothing more than a case of Jungle Fever



You realize, of course, that she is African-American?

[~Katja~]

You realize, of course, that she is African-American?
I thought she was South African...

[lleeder]

You realize, of course, that she is African-American?

I think shes just African.

[Fallon]

Why no Maura Tierney thread?

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/07/parenthood-tierney-maura.html

[Judge Smails]

I thought she was South African...

Last I checked - that was in Africa.

I think shes just African.

She became a US Citizen.


In case you haven't noticed, I know a lot about Charlize Theron. And while this thread was started more to goof on FOX and their "hot picture" link it was also an excuse for me to look up and post images of her in various stages of undress.

I will say this though: I don't know what the virus is or where she was traveling. I do know that she does a lot of charity work in Africa. If that is somehow the case here, I'd say that any virus contracted in Africa is potentially A LOT more serious that some possible food poisoning contracted in some five-star restaurant in Paris for example.

[~Katja~]

Last I checked - that was in Africa.


so Canadians and Mexicans are Americans??? You are way ahead of our times...

[Judge Smails]

so Canadians and Mexicans are Americans??? You are way ahead of our times...

Yep, they're North Americans.

http://www.horizon-academy.com/Web_Quests/Around_The_World/assets/images/Continents-equator2.gif

[~Katja~]

Yep, they're North Americans.

http://www.horizon-academy.com/Web_Quests/Around_The_World/assets/images/Continents-equator2.gif

don't argue with me... that's not their citizenship.

[Judge Smails]

don't argue with me... that's not their citizenship.

I said she's African-American. You said no, she's from South-Africa. But South Africa is in Africa so she is of African descent the same way as say Will Smith is. So she is properly referred to as African-American. Obama's family is from Kenya, I believe. We don't refer to him as Kenyan-American so Theron would not be South African-American. That's alls I'm saying.

[Gvac]

Africa is a continent, not a country.

Shame on you, Katja.

[Sinestro]

Yep, they're North Americans.

http://www.horizon-academy.com/Web_Quests/Around_The_World/assets/images/Continents-equator2.gif

If you're born in the middle between Europe and Asia are you called a Europsian?

[~Katja~]

Africa is a continent, not a country.

Shame on you, Katja.
why? I said she was SOUTH African.
South Africa is a country. But Smails is right, she is an American citizen now.

[~Katja~]

I said she's African-American. You said no, she's from South-Africa. But South Africa is in Africa so she is of African descent the same way as say Will Smith is. So she is properly referred to as African-American. Obama's family is from Kenya, I believe. We don't refer to him as Kenyan-American so Theron would not be South African-American. That's alls I'm saying.

But she was born there. We refer to people that were born here (and therefor are American) and have African decent as African American. Usually you can go as far as that both parents are of that decent and the child/ person is on US soil.

[Gvac]

why? I said she was SOUTH African.
South Africa is a country. But Smails is right, she is an American citizen now.

But she is also an African-American by strictest definition.

We don't say "Nigerian-American" or "Kenyan American."

We refer to the entire continent, like saying "European-American."

[~Katja~]

But she is also an African-American by strictest definition.

We don't say "Nigerian-American" or "Kenyan American."

We refer to the entire continent, like saying "European-American."

I have heard Irish American, German American, Italian American, we don't say European American.

[Gvac]

I have heard Irish American, German American, Italian American, we don't say European American.

Exactly, but we DO say "African-American."

We refer to the entire continent.

I guess you just take it to mean "black.


Racist.

[Judge Smails]

Allow me to get this thread back on point.

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[~Katja~]

Exactly, but we DO say "African-American."

We refer to the entire continent.

I guess you just take it to mean "black.


Racist.

stop twisting my words around.
I am going to wear wedges to spite you tonight.
There!

[Gvac]

I am going to wear wedges to spite you tonight.


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[Fallon]

Charlize Theron learns she's African-American (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1066458789361&oid=10714086302)

[lleeder]

I will say this though: I don't know what the virus is or where she was traveling.

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[TheGameHHH]

Exactly, but we DO say "African-American."

We refer to the entire continent.

I guess you just take it to mean "black.


Racist.

thats what i call Sicilians too

[Gvac]

thats what i call Sicilians too

My mother is Sicilian, sir. :furious:

[Fallon]

My mother is Sicilian, sir. :furious:

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[Gvac]

You are all racist bastards.

You shame the great Sicilian-Americans like Frank Sinatra, Sylvester Stallone, Martin Scorcese, and most of all -

http://www.keepmiddletownbeautiful.com/Iron%20Eyes%20Cody%20Full%20Color.jpg

That's right.

Ol' Iron Eyes Cody was a Sicilian, not a Native American.

[TheGameHHH]

My mother is Sicilian, sir. :furious:

think of the plus side, now you have a new pick up line for the ladies. 'hey baby, you have any black in you? want some.' works like a charm.

[weekapaugjz]

My mother is Sicilian, sir. :furious:

i'm sorry.

[cougarjake13]

Only time will tell. For now, let's all just keep her in our thoughts and prayers.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/124/53/charlize-theron-nude.0.0.0x0.400x482.jpeg

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thats some serious batch material right there

[Fallon]

Why no Maura Tierney thread?

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/07/parenthood-tierney-maura.html

http://tv.yahoo.com/parenthood/show/44718/news/tv.accesshollywood.com/updated-maura-tierney-undergo-surgery-breast-tumor-20090711

:flush:

[ChrisTheCop]

I can't remember the last time Katja was proven wrong.
I mean she's had some theories that were iffy, but being so wrong here....

My confidence in all things I once considered stable has been shaken.

Also, I've batched more to Maura Tierney than to Charlize.

[keithy_19]

Maybe she has Malaria.

[Meataball23]

My mother is Sicilian, sir. :furious:

My grandfather is sicilian - it dont make you a bad person

[west milly Tom]

Haha Katja is wrong again. Nanny nanny poo poo. :king:

[MisterSmith]

Exactly, but we DO say "African-American."

We refer to the entire continent.

I guess you just take it to mean "black.


Racist.

Give it up my friend. As history has taught us, Germans want to call everything they see "Germany" so they don't see a reason to distinguish any further.

Just ask Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland, France...

:tongue: