Rate the poop you just took (1-10) [Archive]

britneypablo

07-10-2009, 05:56 PM

SatCam

07-10-2009, 06:06 PM

1 for desirability 10 for predictability

foodcourtdruide

07-10-2009, 06:11 PM

I'm going to stay committed to this thread. I just hope other people post in it. I don't wanna be known as the "rate my poop" guy.

Fallon

07-10-2009, 06:15 PM

10

Because it was after i shaved and before i showered.

That's timing.

EddieMoscone

07-10-2009, 06:18 PM

stop posting stuff like this.....it gives me urges to post my turquoise poop incident pics which no one wants to see.....maybe u do....i dunno i look at the pics 3 times a day...it was a 10

Funny you bring this up. I shit blue for 5 days after my brother and I made and all blue meal for my mom on mother's day. Pollenta using blue corn meal, blue corn meal encrusted fish, Blue mashed potatoes, "Blue Velvet" cupcakes. It was pretty scary...made me wonder what kind of blue chemicals were running through my system.

TheGameHHH

07-10-2009, 06:21 PM

absolute 10.....it was so bad i had to get off the treadmill 20 mins early to go poop

lleeder

07-10-2009, 06:24 PM

Funny you bring this up. I shit blue for 5 days after my brother and I made and all blue meal for my mom on mother's day. Pollenta using blue corn meal, blue corn meal encrusted fish, Blue mashed potatoes, "Blue Velvet" cupcakes. It was pretty scary...made me wonder what kind of blue chemicals were running through my system.

Right after he wrote this song.

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IamFogHat

07-10-2009, 06:28 PM

I will so be here tomorrow morning with a response.

britneypablo

07-10-2009, 06:31 PM

damn you lleeder....why did i let that whole video play through in its entirety .....UGH

DolaMight

07-10-2009, 06:32 PM

10

I put a play-doh squeeze thing on my sphincter

http://www.babyearth.com/images/images_big/10-2042-01.jpg

SinA

07-10-2009, 06:42 PM

3 this afternoon, preceded by another 3 this morning.

i've had a string of 7's or better at precisely 9:15am every day this week, so hopefully tomorrow I will be back in the groove.

boosterp

07-10-2009, 06:46 PM

3, a lil looser stool than usually plus it just was not comfortable nor resolved some bloating I had. Very disappointing.

Judge Smails

07-10-2009, 07:07 PM

2

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/geoffnet7/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png?t=1247281479

hedges

07-10-2009, 07:44 PM

It was grand, about a nine. I had to check my back when I was finished. :laugh:

britneypablo

07-10-2009, 07:47 PM

as i was driving to NJ/NY the other day, i realized how awful public bathrooms are for pooping.....its all good up until its time to wipe and look at the prize....so i stand up to wipe and before i can even check out and rate my crap....its auto flushes and all is lost.......:wallbash::furious:

foodcourtdruide

07-10-2009, 08:29 PM

Just had a 6.5. Better than before, but still something missing.

SinA

07-10-2009, 08:33 PM

3 this afternoon, preceded by another 3 this morning.

i've had a string of 7's or better at precisely 9:15am every day this week, so hopefully tomorrow I will be back in the groove.

2

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/geoffnet7/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png?t=1247281479

5.5?

razorboy

07-10-2009, 09:35 PM

Satisfaction? 11. Consistency? 7.5.

foodcourtdruide

07-11-2009, 06:09 AM

I had a solid 4 when I woke up.

Gvac

07-11-2009, 06:15 AM

Eh, maybe a 5 or 6.

Nothing to write home about.

nevnut

07-11-2009, 06:24 AM

9. It had lots of corn in it. Almost looked like a German Brown Trout.

Bill From Yorktown

07-11-2009, 06:29 AM

type 6 - too much pickled ginger and fried rice. for TMI it was evident what I had for dinner.

'nuff said.

walking joint

07-11-2009, 07:12 AM

i give it a 5...it was one nice sized guy, but I felt I left alot more in me that just wasn't ready to be born yet. i hope it tries harder later.

MudValve

07-11-2009, 07:41 AM

I had a 4 at about 5:00 this morning.
Too bad I didn't get up until 7:00. :blink:

sr71blackbird

07-11-2009, 07:50 AM

I had a type 4 just now. This never happens to me, but this shit was amazing! It was at least 4 feet long! I wanted to take a picture of it!

Patient zer0

07-11-2009, 08:29 AM

I'd give this one a 5, it sure felt like a bowel cleaner. Sat down and felt this juicy log slide. Had a looksee and it was only 6 inches long. Odd pale green with no smell.

Sure felt like a deep 9 incher with a smooth black finish. Mmmmmmmm

Whoops. Disregard that

sr71blackbird

07-11-2009, 08:42 AM

I would rate the one I had as a ten. I usually have type 5 or 6. They rip me up.

lleeder

07-11-2009, 09:14 AM

It had perfect shape and relatively no pushing required. On the negative it was the consistancy of oil paint when I wiped. So I give it a 6.

foodcourtdruide

07-12-2009, 01:44 PM

Solid 9. Had a big lunch and a bag of m&m's.

MudValve

07-12-2009, 03:30 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Enough for me. Check please! :blink:
:flush:

Thomas Merton

07-12-2009, 04:08 PM

I had a 4 at about 5:00 this morning.
Too bad I didn't get up until 7:00. :blink:

Ha, the trifecta of a good line, an oddly appropriate board name and the avatar of a young tard who seems to have dropped a solid 4 made for a hearty guffaw. Bravo

nate1000

07-13-2009, 06:33 AM

Solid 7.

topless_mike

07-13-2009, 06:39 AM

Sure felt like a deep 9 incher with a smooth black finish. Mmmmmmmm

mods?

topless_mike

07-13-2009, 06:56 AM

my 4 yr old drops solid 3's all the time. im actually quite impressed. he is, too.

barjockey

07-13-2009, 08:09 AM

7 I have loose bowels. At least my system is being evacuated.

foodcourtdruide

07-13-2009, 08:29 AM

I feel like I have a 10 festering. Will update asap.

topless_mike

07-13-2009, 10:37 AM

i had a "post while pooping thread", but some nazi-mod merged it with another thread.

Donnie Iris

07-13-2009, 11:09 AM

2.5 – Only because of the sense of relief warranted. It was straight mud butt from a heavy weekend of drinking and the Mexican I had for lunch…

foodcourtdruide

07-14-2009, 07:20 AM

Just saw my new mod quote. Thank you mods!!! :)

King Hippos Bandaid

07-14-2009, 07:29 AM

yesterday was a Mexican Pizza and some Pintos and Cheese

8.5 , it looked like the letter "J" almost took a cellphone pic of it

britneypablo

07-19-2009, 08:29 AM

I just had a 1 and a 10 at the same time!....thats where your poop is big and hard and has red liquidly accents....BUT WAIT....its bad bc whats that red stuff Blood?!?

BlackSpider

07-19-2009, 08:30 AM

Indian Cum...

lleeder

07-19-2009, 08:31 AM

Casino style or red dots?

biggirl

07-19-2009, 08:32 AM

What happens if you can't poop? I am having problems....

britneypablo

07-19-2009, 08:37 AM

Indian Cum...

Casino style or red dots?

 im quite certain its pizza sauce.....my bowels are kinda crazy...my poop comes out pretty much looking exactly like the food i just ate ....it smells like dinner in my apartment all the time YEAAAHHH!!!

What happens if you can't poop? I am having problems....

 MILK OF MAGNESIUM.....youll have fire crap...it will come out so fast some of it will exit through ur cunt....

or Senna tea is a nicer alternative...
an even gentler alternative is Swiss Kriss...that stuff even smells good

EddieMoscone

07-19-2009, 09:44 AM

lleeder

07-19-2009, 09:49 AM

Following up on my "blue movement" post, just wanted to let you all I have crapped yellow the past 2 days due to having curry chicken for dinner on Friday, then the leftovers for lunch yesterday.

Find a song for that one!

Thats easy.

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cougarjake13

07-19-2009, 10:06 AM

7

not too messy and quick

razorboy

07-19-2009, 10:34 AM

I had beef hot pot for lunch.

This will end painfully.

foodcourtdruide

07-25-2009, 08:36 PM

Just had a disappointing 4. My poops have been shitty (wakka wakka) lately.

Fallon

07-25-2009, 08:50 PM

I had a good seven about ten minutes ago.

Still feeling good.

foodcourtdruide

07-25-2009, 08:52 PM

This is pretty gross, but does bad smell add or subtract from overall score?

If there was a lleeder poll I'd vote pro.

Foster

07-26-2009, 06:28 AM

I haven't been producing anything better than a 4 all week,
but I just had one thats easily an 8 possibly a 9

foodcourtdruide

07-26-2009, 07:18 AM

I haven't been producing anything better than a 4 all week,
but I just had one thats easily an 8 possibly a 9

Congrats my friend.

RhinoinMN

07-26-2009, 09:53 AM

I just had what I would call a 6. Easy exit. No pushing or straining was required. It was a little too pasty for my liking. Clean up was more difficult than normal.

joethebartender

07-26-2009, 10:03 AM

7.5 "She's a dark horse... A BLACK BEAUTY!!!" (Thank you, 10 pints of stout.)

foodcourtdruide

08-04-2009, 04:24 PM

Had a 10 today. Awesome.

disneyspy

08-04-2009, 04:25 PM

Had a 10 today. Awesome.

FANTASTIC!!!

foodcourtdruide

08-04-2009, 04:25 PM

FANTASTIC!!!

Yeah, I had been waiting. I want to thank everyone on the board for supporting me.

MudValve

08-05-2009, 03:34 AM

Yeah, I had been waiting. I want to thank everyone on the board for supporting me.
It all comes out in the end.

Fallon

08-08-2009, 01:12 PM

A nine, just dropped out. Used a moist wipe, feel like a million bucks.

vamessenger

08-08-2009, 01:15 PM

I have been eating horribly and drinking this past week (vacation r00ls) so my average for the week has been a 3.

spoon

08-08-2009, 03:08 PM

razorboy

08-08-2009, 11:31 PM

7.25.

Gvac

08-09-2009, 05:05 AM

3 :thumbdown: :glurps:

IMSlacker

08-09-2009, 06:44 AM

0.3

I think I may be coming down with something.

IMSlacker

08-09-2009, 07:37 AM

I'll give the diaper I just changed a 7.

jauble

08-09-2009, 07:45 AM

I'll give the diaper I just changed a 7.

Disneyspy is at your house?

Gvac

08-09-2009, 08:13 AM

Disneyspy is at your house?

Another jauble zinger going unnoticed!

It's a shame.

And I feel a round two poop coming on.

I'm worried.

jauble

08-09-2009, 08:32 AM

Another jauble zinger going unnoticed!

It's a shame.

And I feel a round two poop coming on.

I'm worried.

Its like I am working the crowd at an open mic night in Billings.