Perfect Christmas gift for Fez

[BHite15]

listening to the best of and the "trapped" on Roosevelt Island Tramway segment, I thought this would be the perfect ronfez.net Christmas gift for Fez

http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisplay.cfm?itemID=4&acctID=2452


http://www.govdeals.com/photos/2452/2452_4_1.JPG

The Roosevelt Island Tramway is an aerial tramway in New York City that spans the East River and connects Roosevelt Island to Manhattan. Each cabin has a capacity of up to 125 people.

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[beachbum]

I can't see why he wouldn't appreciate the aerial death bucket under the tree.

[RENFIELD]

I was going to knit something for Fez

but I don't know the size of his a-hole !!!

[RhinoInVT]

I got a great one right here:

NSFW (http://tinyurl.com/m64zkb)

[Cyber Trucker]

Thats the perfect gift for Fez. And Ron should be able to make money off It.

[shortchaz]

a my buddy doll.



http://www.dollinfo.com/images/80misc/mybudfl.jpg

[BHite15]

I just might have to bid after reading the history....

The Roosevelt Island Tramway is an aerial tramway in New York City that spans the East River and connects Roosevelt Island to Manhattan. Each cabin has a capacity of up to 125 people.

Was the only commuter aerial tramway in North America. Over 26 million passengers have used the tram since it began operation in 1976. The tram moves at about 16 miles per hour (28 km/h) and travels 3,100 feet (1 km) in 4.5 minutes. At its peak it climbs to 250 feet (76 m) above the East River as it follows its route on the north side of the Queensboro Bridge.

The tram was operated by Interface on behalf of the Roosevelt Island Operating Corporation of the State of New York (RIOC).

but I have many questions to ask the seller first, such as do I get the 35 year old generator with it....?

[jlehane3]

next Xmas and OUTED him? Here's is your life Fez.....Mister B :surrender: urr is waiting.Very Burly,like Burl Ives.

[Meataball23]

I think the perfect gift for Fez would be a realitor. Get that poor bastard off retard island. UES, Chelsea, Upper Best Side - seriously even murray hill would be help him. Live better = feel better

[RENFIELD]

I think the perfect gift for Fez would be a realitor. Get that poor bastard off retard island. UES, Chelsea, Upper Best Side - seriously even murray hill would be help him. Live better = feel better

doesn't matter where fez lives...
the happy-ness he seeks can't be found at an address...

THERE COMES A TIME when you're not young anymore
and need to take stock of yourself...

IF your life has been a solo affair for 44 years (or more)
and your times with companionship are minimal...

REALIZE THAT YOUR NORMAL MODE OF LIFE IS SOLO !!!
Anything else is the NOT normal way you live...

IF FEZ EMBRACES WHAT HE IS...
A LONER WHOSE DICK REACTS TO GUYS...
HE COULD BE ALOT HAPPIER...

PERFECT GIFT ?
Someone convincing him that the 'happiness' he thinks he can copy is a fiction !
Don't look to other people as if they're right and you're wrong...
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE... (a loner opera fag...lol)

[kinderwords]

I think this shirt would be a real charmer under his Christmas Tree.

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr116/kinderwords/shhh_no_one_knows_im_gay_tshirt-p23.jpg