Local Newspaper Posted My Fat Ass

[biggirl]

Dammit!! I got the mail today and saw our local newspaper had posted a picture of ME on the FRONT PAGE at the swimming pool in my SWIMSUIT. Dammit!! My whale of a body will be topic of conversation all over town now!

You know...this is the first time I have made it in the newspaper. In high school I was in all kinds of sports, organizations, honor rolls...no pictures of me doing a lay up, spiking a volleyball, giving a speech, but hello??? When I am nearly 30 years old at my fattest weight ever they decide to put ME in the paper.

:nono::nono::ohmy::furious::furious::furious::help ::furious::furious::furious:

[drjoek]

Useless without pics!
:wub:

[RhinoInVT]

I feel for ya big girl.

[JerseyRich]

The only reason I clicked on this thread is because I thought we might get to see your fat ass...


...how disappointing.

[Sue_Bender]

Help you?

How about you help us...

and provide this (otherwise useless) thread with the pic. :thumbup:

[biggirl]

I'll post the stupid picture after I cut it out of the paper and scan it. You really won't want to see it. At least my incredibly cute daughter is in it, oh and my 41 year old sister who looks good in a swimsuit.

[drjoek]

I will continue to hit refresh here until my battery dies!
:wub:

[Crossweird]

I will continue to hit refresh here until my battery dies!
:wub:

Dr. Joe's libido runs on batteries?

[RhinoinMN]

i could post a link, but it would end up in the big D

[Dude!]

when my fat sister saw a pic
of her fatself at the beach
it served as an incentive for her
to go on a diet and she lost 30 pounds

you should also use it
as a wake-up call/motivator

[Ritalin]

What kinda Podunk town you living
in?

I'm sure you look great.

[Hottub]

"Gentlemen, start your boners."

[biggirl]

I will continue to hit refresh here until my battery dies!
:wub:

You will have to wait...and after the wait you will be disappointed.

i could post a link, but it would end up in the big D

yeah...let me post it in my own time. I am still in mourning.

[epo]

Let me guess....small town paper using the local municipality pool photo with a cutline of "It's Hot Out"?

[biggirl]

Let me guess....small town paper using the local municipality pool photo with a cutline of "It's Hot Out"?

How'd you guess? Something like....people basking in the 80 degree weather after days of the pool closing early due to 60 degree weather.

This article runs about every 2 weeks in the summer, just different pictures. In the winter the town paper covers all of the hunters with pictures of their big buck antlers.

[Meataball23]

How'd you guess? Something like....people basking in the 80 degree weather after days of the pool closing early due to 60 degree weather.

This article runs about every 2 weeks in the summer, just different pictures. In the winter the town paper covers all of the hunters with pictures of their big buck antlers.


Sounds like a fun town

[epo]

How'd you guess? Something like....people basking in the 80 degree weather after days of the pool closing early due to 60 degree weather.

This article runs about every 2 weeks in the summer, just different pictures. In the winter the town paper covers all of the hunters with pictures of their big buck antlers.

"Look at the size of the snow pile in front of Pamida!"

[boosterp]

Gwen, Dude is right, just use it as motivation instead of anger. We love you here on .net and I only want you to be happy.

[Ritalin]

Trust me, if my local paper ran a shot of my gut I'd kill myself.

Don't sweat it.

[JPMNICK]

find the online version and post the link

[hanso]

If the paper has a website you can get it that way

[Ritalin]

Hey, I'm only guessing, and I've been drinkin

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/drbuntlove/fat-ass.jpg:

[Gvac]

my 41 year old sister who looks good in a swimsuit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As if.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll take a copy of said periodical.

[DolaMight]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2222070

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Was the pic under a headline saying "Is she about a size 14?"

[jennysmurf]

Yikes! I'll help you egg the newspaper's offices if that'll make you feel better. Or we could do a drive-by TP-ing.:flush:

[JackieJokeMan]

Your local paper is BBW?

[biggirl]

FOR FUCKS SAKES! No kidding, the newspaper guy was there again taking pictures..I haven't been there since the first incident. Maybe he has a crush on me...hmmm

I tried to stay out of his way today.

[Jughead]

"Gentlemen, start your boners."

:lol: Sorry Just catching up..Miss you guys...:smile:..Oh by the way stop it big girl... stop stressing you look fantastic!! No body reads the paper anymore any hoot..:bye:

[dino_electropolis]

Hey, I'm only guessing, and I've been drinkin

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/drbuntlove/fat-ass.jpg:


I'd hit that.

[pussyhound]

So about that picture...?

[Jujubees2]

I'd hit that.

I think if that were in the way, you couldn't avoid hitting it.

[Farmer Dave]

So about that picture...?

16 days 'til the midwest campout. I'll take plenty of all involved and sell them the the highest bidder.

[biggirl]

16 days 'til the midwest campout. I'll take plenty of all involved and sell them the the highest bidder.

If I am involved I get 50%

[Sue_Bender]

Enough already.

[Ritalin]

I think if that were in the way, you couldn't avoid hitting it.

I think it would hit you.

[biggirl]

I think it would hit you.

I asked my husband if my butt looked that big and he said no...I wonder if he is lying????

[dino_electropolis]

I asked my husband if my butt looked that big and he said no...I wonder if he is lying????

Yes, he is.



Now make with the pics.