Dumb Criminals

[topless_mike]

i thought it might be funny to have a thread dedicated to those that are well, not the brightest star in the sky.

Here's a good one for today.
24-year-old burglar beaten by 'victim' - elderly retired boxer (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/30/2009-06-30_24yearold_burglar_.html)

from the article...
after Corti disarmed his attacker, let loose with two punches to the face and restrained McCalium until the police arrived on the scene.

the result?

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/01/amd_mccalium.jpg

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always wondered what a punch from a pro boxer would do to a defenseless face..... imagine if a current boxer could to land a 2 punch combo? ughh

[boosterp]

That looks like it hurts, bet he learned his lesson.

[cougarjake13]

maybe its the shadows or stubble but it lloks like his jaw is broken

[PapaBear]

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From Smoking Gun...

The Florida trio who filmed themselves discussing breaking into a home noting that they hoped the owner “didn’t have the alarm system,” and declared, “Fuck the police” as they heard sirens off in the distance were each sentenced yesterday to spend 180 days in county jail after pleading no contest to felony burglary charges.
As seen in the above clips (which we’ve combined into a single 3:54 video), Joshua VanSlyke, 18; Anthony VanSlyke, 21; and Gregory Williams, 18, filmed themselves on a camera belonging to the VanSlykes’s mother that police later found in one of their pockets.
In the taped musings made moments before the group robbed a marijuana plant from the Bradenton home of an acquaintance last December, Williams is seen wearing a black t-shirt, Anthony VanSlyke has on a black and white hoodie, while his brother Joshua wears a grey “Zoo York” hoodie.

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THESE (http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/9902763/) people have to be retarded. Dumped her car near their home, dumped the body in a creek near their sisters home in Texas.