Who Here Does NOT Own Any Van Morrison Music?

[TheMojoPin]

I keep waiting for a new page in the iPod shuffle thread blessedly sans Van-fucking-Morrison, but I keep being denied.

Time to fess up if you don't own a single Van Morrison song (solo or otherwise) in any way, shape or form. Please step forward so I may shake your hand and give you a medal.

[spoon]

NONE

Never will

[JerseyRich]

Who would admit to such an atrocity?

[Fallon]

Only stuff I downloaded for a friend.

Never listened.

[Gvac]

I own TONS of Van the Man!

I don't own any homo REM music, though.

Thank God for that.

[TheMojoPin]

NONE

Never will

This is why I can never give up on you.

[Aggie]

I don't have any.

[IMSlacker]

None for me, thanks.

[Jujubees2]

I have both Van the man and REM!

[BlackSpider]

Looks like I'm in good company...

[JerseyRich]

I don't have any.

but you do have just about every piece of Ryan Adams ever recorded...

So that makes up for this slip-up.

[OGC]

If by own you mean paid for then the answer is no. :down:

If by own you mean have in my music collection the answer is yes, plenty.

[TheMojoPin]

Who would admit to such an atrocity?

"FOR 5 NIGHTS ONLY AT THE ROUTE 17 EXIT HOLIDAY INN BAR AND GRILL!"

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Ridiculous. And I thought the Doors were the epitome of an overhyped lounge act. How is this guy not relegated to playing the cruise ship circuit for Hippo and his ilk?

The bassist looks like a big fat Gvac, too.

[Aggie]

but you do have just about every piece of Ryan Adams ever recorded...

So that makes up for this slip-up.

Yep, and it cost me a fortune!

[JerseyRich]

Ridiculous. And I thought the Doors were the epitome of an overhyped lounge act. How is this guy not relegated to playing the cruise ship circuit for Hippo and his ilk?

The bassist looks like a big fat Gvac, too.

He's fuckin' old. What do you want?

[JerseyRich]

Yep, and it cost me a fortune!

Oh you'll pay...

[TheMojoPin]

He's fuckin' old. What do you want?

For death to embrace him.

And Ron Paul.

[JerseyRich]

For death to embrace him.

And Ron Paul.

His recordings will live on.

That's ok with me if he goes...he'll never make another decent recording anyway.

[Gvac]

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[TheMojoPin]

He almost singlehandedly sinks The Last Waltz.

What a fat pice of shit.

[Furtherman]

With the exception of the played out popular songs that have been posted above (throw in Brown Eyed Girl), Van really does have some excellent music that you've never heard.

Check out one of my favorites, Bulbs. (http://www.muzu.tv/mybeatclub/van-morrison-bulbs-music-video/201434)

[drjoek]

I own his entire catalogue from Them through Astral Weeks live
Fuck you haters,
I hope the Cubs never win another game let alone a World Series

[red_red_red]

who? how old are you ppl?

i do own kill Hannah discography tho

[epo]

I can't imagine the emptiness of an existence without Van Morrison.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Shit, I ain't even heard of the nigga till a couple months ago. :lol:

[hammersavage]

apparently 69 items according to itunes.

[Farmer Dave]

Is it a person or a group? I'm guessing I don't.

[CountryBob]

Into the Mystic - one of my favorite songs of all time. Van is the man!

[STC-Dub]

Nope

[keithy_19]

I don't have any.

Then again, I do have a collection of Gregorian Chants. So I should probably go fuck myself.

[Freakshow]

He almost singlehandedly sinks The Last Waltz.

What a fat pice of shit.

I have the Last Waltz. That's it.


Wait Van Morrison sinks the last waltz and not Neil Diamond? Bullshit.

[biozombie]

I've never been so aware of how "queer friendly" this board was before.

[spoon]

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Ha! When did Sig from the Northwestern start "trying" to sign!? Awful.

[ImNotGvac]

I can't imagine the emptiness of an existence without Van Morrison.

dare to dream .....

[hammersavage]

Ha! When did Sig from the Northwestern start "trying" to sign!? Awful.

when Edgar went def.

[kdubya]

I heard one too many drunk girls scream along to Brown Eyed Girl back in college, so count me out

[EliSnow]

I heard one too many drunk girls scream along to Brown Eyed Girl back in college, so count me out

There's far more to Van Morrison to Brown Eyed Girl.

[cougarjake13]

ive heard of him but i couldnt tell you if i heard any of his music

[sr71blackbird]

If you put a gun to my head right now, I could not name a song.

Not saying I never heard his music or know it if I heard it, I just do not associate his name with anything. Honest.

[dino_electropolis]

For death to embrace him.

And Ron Paul.

You just cant let a sad old man die in peace, eh?


The only morrison in music is Jim.

[hammersavage]

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This guy sucks

[TheMojoPin]

I have the Last Waltz. That's it.

I'd like to think my refusal to actually own that album or DVD are due to his presence. I gleefully deleted his songs from the version I downloaded.

[EliSnow]

For Ron Fez listeners, Ron has talked about his love of Van music a bunch of times, especially the song "Cleaning Windows."

That's not to say that you're not a Ron Fez fan if you don't like Van Morrison. Just that you may have heard of him whilst listening to the show.

[TheMojoPin]

This guy sucks

I knew there was hope for you.

[TheMojoPin]

For Ron Fez listeners, Ron has talked about his love of Van music a bunch of times, especially the song "Cleaning Windows."

That's not to say that you're not a Ron Fez fan if you don't like Van Morrison. Just that you may have heard of him whilst listening to the show.

So, what, you want us all to be blind sheep herding behind a single leader?

Maybe Gvac was right.

[BlackSpider]

you're not a Ron Fez fan if you don't like Van Morrison.

good point...

[Devo37]

none, not even the songs they've played on the show (some of which i enjoyed, but not enough to download).

[EliSnow]

So, what, you want us all to be blind sheep herding behind a single leader?

Didja read the second line, perchance? I included that statement particularly so that people like yourself would understand that I wasn't bringing up the fact to make the point you stated.

Maybe Gvac was right.

About Van Morrison? You're goddamn right he is.

[IMSlacker]

I think I'm going to illegally download some of his songs and then delete them from my computer just for spite.

[BlackSpider]

This could be the first 50/50 poll...

[EliSnow]

I think I'm going to illegally download some of his songs and then delete them from my computer just for spite.

I think I'm going to obtain every recording of his songs just so that he comes up more often in the iPod shuffle game.

[TheMojoPin]

Didja read the second line, perchance? I included that statement particularly so that people like yourself would understand that I wasn't bringing up the fact to make the point you stated.

Oh, we all got the lawyer-y implications, pal.

[sr71blackbird]

Okay, I just checked and searched out a few songs on youtube and while I have heard some of his music and do like it and recognize it now, I do not own any of it at all.

[sr71blackbird]

Be careful Mojo, if you and Eli fight, it will be just like this:


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[sr71blackbird]

Or this..

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[Snoogans]

i have 3 albums

[pennington]

Be careful Mojo, if you and Eli fight, it will be just like this:


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Which one is Mojo and which one is Eli?

BTW, I don't own any Van Morrison and won't even if he suddenly or tragically dies.

[Death Metal Moe]

Now there's something wrong with Van Morrison? I only have a "Best of" CD but he's pretty good.

[sr71blackbird]

Which one is Mojo and which one is Eli?

BTW, I don't own any Van Morrison and won't even if he suddenly or tragically dies.

Ahhh.. I would suspect Mojo would be the Vassini in this case if he challened Eli to a battle of legal wits.

[sailor]

mojo is a soulless monster.

[pennington]

Ahhh.. I would suspect Mojo would be the Vassini in this case if he challened Eli to a battle of legal wits.

But then that means Mojo dies but Eli lives. That ain't right...

[mikeyboy]

mojo is a soulless monster.

Mojo isn't real. He's a vBulletin add-on.

[BlackSpider]

Mojo isn't real. He's a vBulletin add-on.

Like the Matty-App...?

[PapaBear]

I voted "of course not" but I did it reluctantly. I like him. I just don't own any of his music.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I don't own any, but only because I am too lazy to download some. You can always catch what you need on xm. VM is OK but I am not gonna go outta my way for him.

[drjoek]

Mojo isn't real. He's a vBulletin add-on.

delete it then

[mikeyboy]

delete it then



What fun would that be?

[Sarge]

I don't and probably never will.

[Contra]

I'd probably know his songs if I heard them, but no I don't own any of his stuff.

Love that Brown Eyed Girl though.

[burrben]

jack white covering van the man gets me pretty hard

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[Dougie Brootal]

i have the last waltz on dvd. thats all tho. im pathetic.

[A.J.]

I have some that I never listen to.

[Warren Peace]

meh

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I just don't see the fascination with stupid Van Morrison.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm pretty indifferant to Van although today I did hear a cover of Brown Eyed Girl on Pandora and thought "If I never hear this fucking song for the rest of my life it will be too soon."

[vamessenger]

Not a single one.

[nate1000]

Lease (with an option to buy)

[hanso]

Yes and no.
I deleted the old album that has t.b.sheets song on it. To make room on hard drive.
It is still on my ext. hard drive though.

[hedges]

Yes Mojo I do own some Van Morrison. Two SBD bootlegs from '73&'74, which for whatever reason I couldn't load onto my computer. Also a five song promotional disc, which didn't make it's way to my iPod either. You should feel happy about that.

[razorboy]

Then we sat on our own star and dreamed of the way the way that we were and the way that we wanted to be.

[TooLowBrow]

hey where did i go

days when the rains came

didnt listen to van morrison

didnt own any of his music

[razorboy]

hey where did i go

days when the rains came

didnt listen to van morrison

didnt own any of his music

Never had a transistor radio?

[TooLowBrow]

Never had a transistor radio?

thats how i heard his music, in an old mine

howd you know?

[hedges]

I must admit, one of my least favorite songs is "Brown-Eyed Girl"; at least if I'm at a bar drinking, cause that's where you always hear it. And everyone starts singing along. I hate that. I've heard that one too many times.

[myfriendheather]

This one's for you TheMojoPin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5E8Bc9q_ok

Thanks for coming out, you guys have been great.

[myfriendheather]

Seriously though, I've owned His Band and the Street Choir for close to 20 years now & still love it. It doesn't matter that he no longer has it, very few musicians can sustain quality work over decades (hats off to Springsteen, Dylan, and Tom Petty for just getting better). Should they bow out gracefully before they are derided for sheer old guy-ness? Maybe. Or maybe milk that moondance for as long as it pays the bills.

[epo]

Even United States Senators listen to Van Morrison:

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Face it Mojo, Van Morrison is a musical genius.

[sailor]

Even United States Senators listen to Van Morrison:


Face it Mojo, Van Morrison is a musical genius.

always loved fein tuning on xm 76.

[topless_mike]

i dont think i've ever heard anything from him except brown eyed girl.

[realmenhatelife]

http://thedailyswarm.com/headlines/van-morrison-loses-it-fucking-shut-fuck/


Mojo and Van Morrison have something in common, neither of them like Van Morrison fans

[tileslinger]

I only have the greatest hits. That ethnic music he did with The Chieftains was hideous.

[The Ogre]

Don't and could not give a fuck about owning any Van Morrison. I would rather buy music from Grant Morrison and I don't think that motherfucker can even hold a tune.