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Gvac
07-04-2009, 08:59 AM
Let's face it - this is an incredibly diverse country. The sheer size of it guarantees that, not to mention all of the different nationalities that emigrated from their home countries to come here.

Is there any one thing that all Americans share, though? One trait that no matter where in the world one of us was, the people could immediately identify us as an American?

SatCam
07-04-2009, 09:01 AM
Little Pink Houses

sailor
07-04-2009, 09:11 AM
of course not.

bobrobot
07-04-2009, 09:11 AM
A profound love of the banjo, our National instrument!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/UncleSamBanjo.jpg
http://www.marksimonguitars.com/banjo19cen.jpg

Gvac
07-04-2009, 09:15 AM
A profound love of the banjo, our National instrument!!!

Wasn't it invented in Africa?

boosterp
07-04-2009, 09:48 AM
We all share the soil that is under our feet, home, and work.

MacVittie
07-04-2009, 10:08 AM
Americans of all walks of life love television.

A.J.
07-04-2009, 10:13 AM
Is there any one thing that all Americans share, though?

"Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost, and will never lose a war... because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans."

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u98/adzez/Patton/PattonAVSxylonbd4.png

cougarjake13
07-04-2009, 10:35 AM
mom and apple pie ?

spankyfrank
07-04-2009, 10:36 AM
The Ron & Fez show 11 to 3 :laugh::smoke:

~Katja~
07-04-2009, 11:06 AM
way overpriced beer and liquor

AF Mike
07-04-2009, 11:31 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm164/afmike_bucket/DontTreadonme.png


http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm164/afmike_bucket/license_20090704122048_60068.jpg

instrument
07-04-2009, 11:42 AM
The electric slide.

RhinoInVT
07-04-2009, 11:44 AM
marriage between one man and one woman

A.J.
07-04-2009, 11:51 AM
marriage between one man and one woman

Except in Utah.

DarkHippie
07-04-2009, 11:57 AM
Wasn't it invented in Africa?

The ancestors of the banjo were gourd instruments from west africa, but the actually banjo is american. Ironically, it has become such a part of irish music that many believe it is irish in origin

epo
07-04-2009, 12:14 PM
Is there any one thing that all Americans share, though? One trait that no matter where in the world one of us was, the people could immediately identify us as an American?

Yes. We can all agree that Angus Young looks stupid in those shorts.

A.J.
07-04-2009, 12:20 PM
A profound love of the banjo, our National instrument!!!

Wasn't it invented in Africa?

The ancestors of the banjo were gourd instruments from west africa, but the actually banjo is american. Ironically, it has become such a part of irish music that many believe it is irish in origin

And look what all that interbreeding resulted in:

http://indigootter.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/deliverance_banjo.jpg

mendyweiss
07-04-2009, 12:27 PM
And look what all that interbreeding resulted in:

http://indigootter.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/deliverance_banjo.jpg



Yeah, well he grew up to be this


http://protectingbrands.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/larry_bird.jpg

SatCam
07-04-2009, 12:29 PM
Except in Utah.

and connecticut, idaho and massachusetts

disneyspy
07-04-2009, 12:30 PM
and connecticut, idaho and massachusetts

but which state grows the better potatoes?

SatCam
07-04-2009, 12:34 PM
but which state grows the better potatoes?

touche

cougarjake13
07-04-2009, 12:35 PM
but which state grows the better potatoes?

state of confusion

A.J.
07-04-2009, 12:37 PM
Yeah, well he grew up to be this


http://protectingbrands.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/larry_bird.jpg

:nono:

OK, I laughed a bit.

bobrobot
07-06-2009, 01:46 PM
The U.S. Banjo has 5 strings

http://images.miretail.com/products/optionLarge/GibsonBluegrass/392590jpg.jpg


The Irish play the Tenior banjo, 4 strings

http://www.guitarfactory.net/Images/Banjo/Gold_Tone_IT250F_banjo.jpg


African banjo (Akonting) has 2 or 3 strings

http://a315.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01047/41/39/1047489314_l.jpg

JerseyRich
07-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Great Big Fat People.

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Thriller/silencelamp7.jpg

Jujubees2
07-06-2009, 02:27 PM
All you can eat buffets!