I always took it in the ass.

[lleeder]

As a kid, how did you get your temperature taken?

[hammersavage]

A2m

[dino_electropolis]

If the title of the thread doesnt scream Modquote, i dont know what does.

[JPMNICK]

there is no way under the arm works

we had a digital thermometer that went in the ear

i said ear god damn it

[drjoek]

My mom put her hand on our forhead. If it couldn't light one of her Pall Malls we were going to school.

[RhinoinMN]

A2m

:lol:

[disneyspy]

rectum damn near...

[SinA]

that's begging for a mod quote



for leeder, not me

[RhinoinMN]

I'm sure in the beginning she stuck it in my ass, but when I got to be about 1 or so she was kind enough to put it in my mouth.

[Hottub]

My mom put her hand on our forhead. If it couldn't light one of her Pall Malls we were going to school.

:lol:

[ADF]

Well, answering this question seems innocent enough.. hmmm.. ok, now just press the "submit" button... Hey! Now I'm gay! Whahappen!?

[Devo37]

I'm sure in the beginning she stuck it in my ass, but when I got to be about 1 or so she was kind enough to put it in my mouth.

same thermometer?

[spoon]

If the title of the thread doesnt scream Modquote, i dont know what does.

Modquotes lost their umph as soon as they started changing them bc Ron said so. Fags.

[boosterp]

Ass when younger, mouth when a bit older. We only had mercury thermometers and I hope one never broke in my ass.

[STC-Dub]

I didn't even know they had rectal thermometers when I was a kid...

[biggirl]

The thermometers from my childhood took forever to read, plus my mom or the nurse would ask me questions while it was in my mouth. If I answered the question they would yell at me to keep my mouth shut until they took the thermometer out!

Currently we use an ear thermometer. It doesn't seem to be accurate which pisses me off because it cost about $50. Oh well. Half the time I just feel the forehead. If it feels warm they get Tylenol. If it feels burning, they go to the doctor.

[Contra]

When very young, but I still remember!

[boosterp]

The thermometers from my childhood took forever to read, plus my mom or the nurse would ask me questions while it was in my mouth. If I answered the question they would yell at me to keep my mouth shut until they took the thermometer out!

Currently we use an ear thermometer. It doesn't seem to be accurate which pisses me off because it cost about $50. Oh well. Half the time I just feel the forehead. If it feels warm they get Tylenol. If it feels burning, they go to the doctor.

For eat thermometers you have to lift up on the auricle (upper part of the ear) and aim it about 45 degrees (where the thermometer is pointing toward the jaw bone) to get an accurate reading. It has to see the tympanic membrane (ear drum) to accurately read.

[Crossweird]

Wait. They make thermometers that go in your mouth?

[biggirl]

For eat thermometers you have to lift up on the auricle (upper part of the ear) and aim it about 45 degrees (where the thermometer is pointing toward the jaw bone) to get an accurate reading. It has to see the tympanic membrane (ear drum) to accurately read.

Can you move in with us? I sure would save a lot of money on my dr bills.

[boosterp]

Can you move in with us? I sure would save a lot of money on my dr bills.

Got any single sisters that are of age?

[razorboy]

Keep that thing away from my ear hole!

[DolaMight]

lleeder's all alone in the ass

[jennysmurf]

same thermometer?



No way. Everyone knows you never go ass to mouth.

[razorboy]

No way. Everyone knows you never go ass to mouth.

EVERYONE?

[biggirl]

Got any single sisters that are of age?

I only have one sister...she is 41...? She is married. You wouldn't want her anyhow....she makes her husband do housework and gives him an allowance. She is no fun. I can't even believe we are related actually. I am the baby of the family.

[jennysmurf]

EVERYONE?

Everyone.

[boosterp]

I only have one sister...she is 41...? She is married. You wouldn't want her anyhow....she makes her husband do housework and gives him an allowance. She is no fun. I can't even believe we are related actually. I am the baby of the family.

Ryan have any single sisters?

[razorboy]

Ryan have any single sisters?

Sure. "Sisters". Whatever you say.

[biggirl]

Ryan have any single sisters?

Yes, he has a sister, no she is not single, yet I think she wants to be. Too bad. She is cute and 33. She is a lot of fun. Ryan will disagree, he thinks she is a pain in the ass. She drives all men insane.

[razorboy]

Yes, he has a sister, no she is not single, yet I think she wants to be. Too bad. She is cute and 33. She is a lot of fun. Ryan will disagree, he thinks she is a pain in the ass. She drives all men insane.

Is this "sister" named biggirl?

[jennysmurf]

Is this "sister" named biggirl?

Well, she did say that Minnesota winters are harsh....

[razorboy]

Well, she did say that Minnesota winters are harsh....

Is this "Minnesota winter" better known as biggirl?

[jennysmurf]

Is this "Minnesota winter" better known as biggirl?

Touche! You win! This time......

[razorboy]

Touche! You win! This time......

I have a feeling this is a battle I don't want to win.

[jennysmurf]

I have a feeling this is a battle I don't want to win.

Oh, you want to win. Because losing involves a rubber hose and bunny ears. For you, anyway. I get candy.

[razorboy]

Oh, you want to win. Because losing involves a rubber hose and bunny ears. For you, anyway. I get candy.

It sounds like every Easter from my childhood.

Make it stop!

Or don't, whatever.

[hedges]

After putting the thermometer up to my reading light to get the "right" temperature, I would put it back in my mouth until my mom came back and determined I had a temperature.

[razorboy]

"Reading light" is my new favorite slang.

[TooLowBrow]

After putting the thermometer up to my reading light to get the "right" temperature, I would put it back in my mouth until my mom came back and determined I had a temperature.

212 degrees

[hedges]

212 degrees
The first time I tried it I didn't watch the temperature and my grandmother was taking care of me. I think I had a temp. of 108, and she freaked.

[razorboy]

The first time I tried it I didn't watch the temperature and my grandmother was taking care of me. I think I had a temp. of 108, and she freaked.

You're giving your Grandma a pass.


Taking care of you?

[hedges]

I was seven years old!

[razorboy]

I was seven years old!

It don't make you a bad person.

[hedges]

It don't make you a bad person.
:laugh:

[boosterp]

Yes, he has a sister, no she is not single, yet I think she wants to be. Too bad. She is cute and 33. She is a lot of fun. Ryan will disagree, he thinks she is a pain in the ass. She drives all men insane.

Well, married is out of the equation now. You have to find me someone who is single, fun, and can hold an educated conversation. Oh, beer drinking is a must. Once this occurs I will sell most of my shit, pack my Bronco, and be your live in nanny, cook, exercise coach, and dear companion to Ryan. Do you live near a VA?

[Heather 8]

My mom always used something like this:

http://www.valuemed.co.uk/acatalog/forehead_thermometer.jpg

[~Katja~]

For eat thermometers you have to lift up on the auricle (upper part of the ear) and aim it about 45 degrees (where the thermometer is pointing toward the jaw bone) to get an accurate reading. It has to see the tympanic membrane (ear drum) to accurately read.

strangely enough it worked despite the metal tubes in his ears....poor boy used to have a lot of fevers with his ear infections, but not even one time did he have to take it up the ass.

(and unless Lukas is behaving differently when he has a fever he is not getting any tylenol... I rather let the fever take it's course )


And yes, as an infant my mom would do this rectally to us but later under the armpit.
She keeps telling me how every time she used it when I was an infant I would poo like a bunny right after she pulled it out... eeew


really looks kinda violating... its not even a soft bendable tip
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2008-june/mercury_thermometer.jpg

[A.J.]

As a kid: the bad place.

[dickydean]

I'm not sure there was another option when I was a little guy

[Misteriosa]

as a baby, temperature was taken rectally :down:

[Sue_Bender]

Every which way but loose...





Tool.

[biggirl]

Well, married is out of the equation now. You have to find me someone who is single, fun, and can hold an educated conversation. Oh, beer drinking is a must. Once this occurs I will sell most of my shit, pack my Bronco, and be your live in nanny, cook, exercise coach, and dear companion to Ryan. Do you live near a VA?

I am trying to get Katja to move out here. She is all of those things you mentioned and I saw her drink beer. That would be my dream to have the two of you married and live next door to us! The closest VA is about 1.5 hours away near the twin cities.

If you are my exercise coach are you going to treat me like they treated you in boot camp? If so, I would cry a lot.

[Stuft]

I don't think the ear thermometers were around everywhere much before i had my kid, who's now 12, because i remember getting a *mouth* thermometer as a baby shower gift and then got the ear one once she was like 2.

[boosterp]

I am trying to get Katja to move out here. She is all of those things you mentioned and I saw her drink beer. That would be my dream to have the two of you married and live next door to us! The closest VA is about 1.5 hours away near the twin cities.

If you are my exercise coach are you going to treat me like they treated you in boot camp? If so, I would cry a lot.

Well, I don't think Katja really likes me, but you could still get her to move out there. And, instead of tough as nails approach I could be more of a motivator.

[cougarjake13]

mouth usually

[Denise Dean]

I always take it in the mouth.

[scottinnj]

I'm sure in the beginning HE stuck it in my ass, but when I got to be about 1 or so HE was kind enough to put it in my mouth.

Fixed.

[razorboy]

I always take it in the mouth.

Shit?

[lleeder]

Shit?

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[razorboy]

razorboy I wonder how long this is gonna take to clean up? paging mikeyboy

Are you kidding? He loves to let this crap dwell around.