Michael Jackson...DEAD!!

[Lady Resin]

Michael Jackson has been rushed to a Los Angeles hospital, according to a report from TMZ.

The legendary singer reportedly went into cardiac arrest and had to receive CPR in the ambulance. According to E!, he was rushed to UCLA hospital.

According to TMZ, he was picked up at his home in Holmby Hills.

[red_red_red]

i thought he lived in some awful Arab country? Who let him back in?

[Dougie Brootal]

i hope hes #3.

[EddieMoscone]

How convenient...when was that 60 show stint at the O2 supposed to start again? I'd hate to be that promoter.

[red_red_red]

How convenient...when was that 60 show stint at the O2 supposed to start again? I'd hate to be that promoter.
:laugh: omg, he's pulling that shit he pulled @ his trial? that would be great :thumbup:

[TripleSkeet]

Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcet

....Yea I guess he could be the third. Silly me I counted Gary Papa then realized him dying was only a big deal around here.

[sailor]

but, who'll tell us what beers are good?? :glurps:

[sr71blackbird]

Not that I wish anyone any harm, but would the world be less enjoyable without him in it?


Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest
Posted Jun 25th 2009 4:30PM by TMZ Staff
We've just learned Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles ... and we're told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.

He was picked up at his home around 20 minutes ago -- we're told his mother is on the way to visit him.

UPDATE: The 911 call came in at 12:21PM at his Holmby Hills home in L.A.

UPDATE: A Jackson family member tells TMZ Michael is in "really bad shape" and the brothers are headed to UCLA.

UPDATE: We just got off the phone with Joe Jackson, Michael's dad, who says "he is not doing well."

[dino_electropolis]

Until a few days ago, i would have said "Meh, who cares?"....but over the weekend, i watched the making of "We Are the World", and damn if that sonnovabitch aint talented.


Made me reminisce of the early days of music videos, and how stars were actually STARS, visible but untouchable.

Now, any douchebag can be a celebrity
http://www.sofachip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/johnny-fairplay.jpg

[mikeyboy]

If he did even a 10th of the stuff he's alleged to have done with kids, then good riddance.

[Liverspot]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20090610/i/r2859808437.jpg?x=400&y=301&q=85&sig=Wv_IE4emAlpkfv38us0kXw--

[red_red_red]

Until a few days ago, i would have said "Meh, who cares?"....but over the weekend, i watched the making of "We Are the World", and damn if that sonnovabitch aint talented.


Made me reminisce of the early days of music videos, and how stars were actually STARS, visible but untouchable.

Now, any douchebag can be a celebrity
http://www.sofachip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/johnny-fairplay.jpg
yep, the world needs more talented pedophiles

[Lady Resin]

i thought he lived in some awful Arab country? Who let him back in?

The last I heard he lived in Dubai.

[joeyballsack]

Details are still coming in, but TMZ.com is reporting that Michael Jackson was rushed to a hospital in Los Angeles after he suffered a heart attack and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090625/ENT07/90625070/Michael+Jackson+hospitalized

Could he be the third point of the death triangle ?

[TooLowBrow]

The last I heard he lived in Dubai.

no he ducked out on them and moved to england or something

[red_red_red]

The last I heard he lived in Dubai.
i thought that too, thank you...i thought i was making that up. :wacko:

[dino_electropolis]

yep, the world needs more talented pedophiles

....and more people who type in red font.

Shit, if it takes a little nubile diddling to come up with the next moonwalk, or "Beat It", then i say, diddle away!

But seriously, the man hasnt been convicted of a damn thing. Dont mean he didnt do it, but it certainly dont mean that he did.

[red_red_red]

....and more people who type in red font.

Shit, if it takes a little nubile diddling to come up with the next moonwalk, or "Beat It", then i say, diddle away!

But seriously, the man hasnt been convicted of a damn thing. Dont mean he didnt do it, but it certainly dont mean that he did.
:tongue: whatever floats your boat

[foodcourtdruide]

CPR in ambulance never sounds good.

[foodcourtdruide]

TMZ is reporting he died.

[sr71blackbird]

HE DIED!!!


http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-chat/

[silks]

Wolf Blitzer keeps talking about him in the past tense....

Who cares. Rebbie is my favorite.

[TheMojoPin]

Holy shit, that's a gigantic #3 if true.

[Caseyelan]

Change the thread title.

jesus. why is this a weird one to me?

[spankyfrank]

He'll be doing the Moonwalk to heaven.......:innocent:

[~Katja~]

HE DIED!!!


http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-chat/


maybe I can go live in his place in Dubai then... always wanted to live there

[red_red_red]

HE DIED!!!


http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-chat/
it wont be the day Farrah died, it'll be all about him.....if it's true

[foodcourtdruide]

Holy shit, that's a gigantic #3 if true.

Yeah, not to long ago Ron and Fez were talking about people who died, but were overshadowed by an even bigger death.

[paracetamol flanders]

it wont be the day Farrah died, it'll be all about him.....if it's true


No, I think it will still be the day Sky Saxon died.

[Dougie Brootal]

i guess god needed a kid toucher.






























































































wait, that doesnt seem right?

[red_red_red]

No, I think it will still be the day Sky Saxon died.
i had to google that....sorry

[lleeder]

Thanks Michael, way to overshadow my day once again.

[dino_electropolis]

This is very sad news.


The man gave us many great GREAT songs and single handedly crafted the music movement in the 80's.


This is like the passing of Mozart, Beethoven and the like.


I hope TMZ is dead wrong (pun intended, thank you very much!)

[Lady Resin]

Michael Jackson Dies

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

[TheGameHHH]

maybe I can go live in his place in Dubai then... always wanted to live there

thats my dream place to visit, can i go with you?

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

Holy crap!


Its a trifecta!!!!

[TooLowBrow]

i guess god needs the baby jesus touched

[spankyfrank]

Not a good day for the Music community.....He is without a doubt the King of Pop, because he is definetly as nutty as they come.....

[paracetamol flanders]

Maybe like in the movie Sleeper he can be cloned from his nose. Oh, wait...

[DolaMight]

Change the thread title.

jesus. why is this a weird one to me?

I never thought this would matter because he has been a nobody and a child molestor for so long. This came out of nowhere, it blew me away to see the headline Michael Jackson Dead.

I guess it's because he made Thriller.....

[brettmojo]

McMahon, Fawcett and Jackson.

The rule of three has been fulfilled.

But please, no comparisons to Mozart. Holy crap.

[Hottub]

Thanks Michael, way to overshadow my day once again.

Lleeder it's your birthday. God bless you this day.

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[Dougie Brootal]

McMahon, Fawcett and Jackson.

The rule of three has been fulfilled.

But please, no comparisons to Mozart. Holy crap.

i know! what the fuck was that? hahaha

[burrben]

i couldnt give two shits about any of these deaths. i must not be a good human.

[TooLowBrow]

is fez gonna be happy or real sad about this?

[MacVittie]

what the fuck

[styckx]

lol @ the Fark headline

Michael Jackson starts plans for Thriller 2

[BlackSpider]

This is very sad news.


The man gave us many great GREAT songs and single handedly crafted the music movement in the 80's.


This is like the passing of Mozart, Beethoven and the like.

I hope TMZ is dead wrong (pun intended, thank you very much!)




Umm, no...

[KingModem]

Wow.

[dino_electropolis]

But please, no comparisons to Mozart. Holy crap.

i know! what the fuck was that? hahaha

You guys are just way off.

Thats ok....some of us are better at recognizing musical genius than others.

[Lividspiral]

just read he died from heart attack though a few other news sites are saying merely hospitalized.. guess god needed a pedofile?

[paracetamol flanders]

I think the Rockwell stalker has resurfaced in a deadly way.

[Brad_Rush]

He may have been scum, but this really does make me sad...

[dino_electropolis]

Listen, the MOZART corollary transcends just their respective musical ears.

Jacko was as big a star as anyone else in our lifetime.

Maybe Elvis would have been a better comparison......

But Jacko had a much better musical ear than Elvis, who was in essence a singer/performer, while Jackson was that and a composer.

[lleeder]

If I went to the funeral I'd say, "I'm looking at the man in the coffin"

[lleeder]

The doctors said "Beat It" but his heart refused to comply.

[sr71blackbird]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson/art.michael.jackson.02.gi.jpg

[spankyfrank]

we need to find a better pic to represent this man

[sr71blackbird]

Has it really really been truly confirmed? I do not see the big news agencies saying anything other than being rushed t. the hospital and cardiac arrest.

[Dougie Brootal]

Listen, the MOZART corollary transcends just their respective musical ears.

Jacko was as big a star as anyone else in our lifetime.

Maybe Elvis would have been a better comparison......

But Jacko had a much better musical ear than Elvis, who was in essence a singer/performer, while Jackson was that and a composer.

dude we get it. he was talented. but no one will give a shit in 100 years. just relax.

[brettmojo]

You guys are just way off.

Thats ok....some of us are better at recognizing musical genius than others.
Or when a 21-year-old girl deserves to be beaten nearly unrecognizably apparently.

[lleeder]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson/art.michael.jackson.02.gi.jpg

we need to find a better pic to represent this man

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s24/mak612/48f8yom.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

we need to find a better pic to represent this man

http://pgl.yoyo.org/c/m/young-michael-jackson.jpg

i like afro michael.

[burrben]

wow, the scarecrow needed a heart too?

[101]

I guess God needed a moonwalking pederast...

[spankyfrank]

Man, it be weird if Thriller actually came true.....just him and a bunch of dancing zombies.....

[joeyballsack]

http://www.walyou.com/img/michael-jackson-thriller-remake-acapella-5.jpg

[mendyweiss]

Somewhere, a chimp is crying

[cougarjake13]

rest in hell kid toucher

[strawberrypop]

I guess God needed a white woman.

[EliSnow]

Enough with the god needs joke. Doug has been there done that.

[MacVittie]

wow, the scarecrow needed a heart too?

nice one. :lol:

[brettmojo]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson/art.michael.jackson.02.gi.jpg

we need to find a better pic to represent this man
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/51401344_9d460d5384.jpg?v=0

[HBox]

Enough with the god needs joke. Doug has been there done that.

I guess God needs the God jokes.

[Dougie Brootal]

Enough with the god needs joke. Doug has been there done that.

thanks budday!

[101]

Enough with the god needs joke. Doug has been there done that.

Hard to resist though. Not to mention, I neglected to notice the two or more already done above my own :dry:

[Hottub]

Enough with the god needs joke. Doug has been there done that.

It was a foul tip.

BRING IT!!

[brettmojo]

Some places are reporting that he's in a coma and not dead.

[mikeyboy]

I any source besides TMZ reporting it yet?

[silks]

http://www.recordcompanynetwork.com/RCN/tito.jpg

TITO!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

It was a foul tip.

why do i keep hearing that?

[Heather 8]

I any source besides TMZ reporting it yet?

Just the sources crediting TMZ.

Oh, and The Onion found the corpse of the real Michael Jackson.

[TooLowBrow]

I any source besides TMZ reporting it yet?

modern mom (http://modernmom.com/hot_topics/article/4029)

[spankyfrank]

According to the times hes in a coma.....

[Hottub]

http://www.recordcompanynetwork.com/RCN/tito.jpg

TITO!!!!

:clap::clap::clap:

[furie]

http://www.walyou.com/img/michael-jackson-thriller-remake-acapella-5.jpg

too soon

[Heather 8]

According to the times hes in a coma.....

CNN is reporting the same.

[Landblast]

TMZ has paid employees in the security/hospital staff, it's probably true.

[EliSnow]

According to the times hes in a coma.....

Girl-man in a coma, I know it's serious.

[denko]

MSNBC reports that the LA times is sayuing he is in fact dead

[IamPixie]

Despite all the awful allegations, I feel kinda sad

[spankyfrank]

They just refered to him as an African-American....that makes me giggle a bit

[furie]

wow, i didn't see that coming at all!

[spankyfrank]

Well there you have it........Goodbye Billie Jean:bye::glurps:

[MacVittie]

cnn is reporting that he has died.

[Heather 8]

CNN is saying he's dead, but not confirming it. Whuh?

And the ever-classy Entertainment Tonight has a alleged photo of him receiving CPR in the ambulance.

[booster11373]

Despite all the awful allegations, I feel kinda sad

Same here, say what you want he was talented and produeced some great music

[mikeyboy]

L.A. Times is reporting dead. (http://www.latimes.com/)

[Misteriosa]

cnn wont confirm it but i was talking to the nurse at work and she says that according to what they are releasing, he is "so dead"

[hammersavage]

Despite all the awful allegations, I feel kinda sad

Same here. He is the musical icon of my life. There is no better music than early Michael and the Jackson 5.

[Death Metal Moe]

I fucking HATE making excuses for people, but his bizarre life isn't all his fault.

A horrible childhood where he was thrust into mega stardom so young is bound to do some weird shit to you.

I mean anything he might have done to a child is 100% inexcusable, please don't misunderstand me. He was an adult and was open to making choices.

But most of his life, I don't think he ever lived 1 normal day. You have to feel a little pity for this strange creature.

Other than that, I'm not too broken up. He hasn't released any music that was worth a shit in like a decade or more. I'm sure some purists will say he hasn't released anything worth while since the mid 80's.

SHit happens, people die. Ready to move on over here.

[spankyfrank]

I fucking HATE making excuses for people, but his bizarre life isn't all his fault.

A horrible childhood where he was thrust into mega stardom so young is bound to do some weird shit to you.

I mean anything he might have done to a child is 100% inexcusable, please don't misunderstand me. He was an adult and was open to making choices.

But most of his life, I don't think he ever live 1 normal day. You have to feel a little pity for this strange creature.

Other than that, I'm not too broken up. He hasn't released any music that was worth a shit in like a decade or more. I'm sure some purists will say he hasn't released anything worth while since the mid 80's.

SHit happens, people die. Ready to move on over here.

He made the Rock N' Roll Hall of fame and thats good enough for me...

[Misteriosa]

too soon

way too soon :glurps:

[spankyfrank]

I don't think Wolf can admit it, he must have a soft spot for him...

[earthbrown]

MSNBC reports that the LA times is sayuing he is in fact dead

"CNN has not confirmed that he is dead, but LA times is reporting that he is dead" - Wolfe Blitzer.


I love the passing of the buck.



K

[Death Metal Moe]

He made the Rock N' Roll Hall of fame and thats good enough for me...

The hall is a sham, it means nothing. They let non-rock artists in and kept Sabbath out for at least a decade too long. Fuck the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they're shit dicks.

[sr71blackbird]

Press conference shortly. Reporter on scene now, live broadcast

LINK (http://www.tmz.com/)

We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.

La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

[brettmojo]

Poor Farrah Fawcett.

She can't even get a headline on the day of her death.

[spankyfrank]

The hall is a sham, it means nothing. They let non-rock artists in and kept Sabbath out for at least a decade too long. Fuck the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they're shit dicks.

I know you're upset about this but no need to get angry, we're all friends here

[Death Metal Moe]

"Michael Jackson is so dead, and he is so black."

http://www.radioislam.org/islam/english/jewishp/usa/Wolf_Blitzer.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

The hall is a sham, it means nothing. They let non-rock artists in and kept Sabbath out for at least a decade too long. Fuck the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they're shit dicks.

fuck you. michael jackson IS rock and roll

[SeventySix]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20090610/i/r2859808437.jpg?x=400&y=301&q=85&sig=Wv_IE4emAlpkfv38us0kXw--


Everyone who's Dad is alive step forward. Not so fast Blanket!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

I know you're upset about this but no need to get angry, we're all friends here

I'm not mad at you I'm mad at the hall. They suck an uncut Guatemalan cock.

[Death Metal Moe]

fuck you. michael jackson IS rock and roll

Now you're just trying to be shocking, come on dude. He's the self proclaimed King of Pop, nothing Rock about that guy.

[brettmojo]

NBC News is confirming it right now.

[keithy_19]

"Michael Jackson is so dead, and he is so black."

http://www.radioislam.org/islam/english/jewishp/usa/Wolf_Blitzer.jpg

:lol:

[BHite15]

nice work Michael, you just made Farrah Fawcett death news disappear

[chefdoug68]

Dead? Or moving to a tropical island to live quietly under the radar?

[SatCam]

What a weird dude. he was a mess

[keithy_19]

NBC News is confirming it right now.

FOX News confirmed it at 6:30. The LA Times said he was in a coma and then shortly said he was dead. AP also stated it.

[Misteriosa]

fuck you. michael jackson IS rock and roll

unequivocally, Michael has influenced EVERYONE in the music industry.

[spankyfrank]

My question is who had the most to gain....that monkey thats who!

[jetdog]

I fucking HATE making excuses for people, (except Fez)...

fixed it for you. :wink:

[ralphbxny]

Death..he couln't Beat it.

RIP MJ

[Dash77]

R.I.P. To the king of POP...

[mikeyboy]

unequivocally, Michael has influenced EVERYONE in the music industry.

I don't agree with that.

[EliSnow]

Now you're just trying to be shocking, come on dude. He's the self proclaimed King of Pop, nothing Rock about that guy.


I was going to say he is Roll but not rock.

[Heather 8]

"Michael Jackson is so dead, and he is so black."

http://www.radioislam.org/islam/english/jewishp/usa/Wolf_Blitzer.jpg

Tapping out. :clap:

[brettmojo]

unequivocally, Michael has influenced EVERYONE in the music industry.
Even Kellie Pickler?

[STC-Dub]

I find myself not caring, I guess that makes me a bad person.

[spankyfrank]

unequivocally, Michael has influenced EVERYONE in the music industry.

I would think if anything he influenced the business part of it, as far as artist's go, he didn't anything since thriller

[TooLowBrow]

heart attack,

it dont matter if your black or white

[SeventySix]

Same here, say what you want he was talented and produeced some great music

While we're at it, what about all the good stuff Hitler did?

[hammersavage]

unequivocally, Michael has influenced EVERYONE in the music industry.

no doubt about it

FOX News confirmed it at 6:30. The LA Times said he was in a coma and then shortly said he was dead. AP also stated it.

can we get just a couple more confirmations. then ill believe it.

[jetdog]

unequivocally, Michael has influenced EVERYONE in the music industry.

i wanted to disagree with you...but I think your right. He defined pop music and acts/bands that were before him even took on aspects of pop because of him.

[Misteriosa]

heart attack,

it dont matter if your black or white

bha ha ha! actually, mr gutpa mentioned something about his being black that makes him more at risk for early death due to coronary stuff.. god damned racists... :tongue:

[Death Metal Moe]

fixed it for you. :wink:

Fix......

THIS!

[disneyspy]

ebony or on a slab of ivory
die together in perfect coronary

[foodcourtdruide]

I'm sure our idiotic media will allow his family to grieve and respect privacy.

[keithy_19]

I love the Twitters they put on TMZ.

Lindsay Lohan: NO OMG ... sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family ... i feel sick..

Marlon Wayans: My prayers, my love, my heart goes out to michael jackson and the entire jackson family. I pray so hard for them. I'm crushed! Please pray.

Pete Wentz: Prayers and thoughts with michael jackson ... I haven't hope in so long that news isn't true.

Kim Kardashian: Wow I am truly in shock that Michael Jackson has passed away! I love u Jackson family, my prayers are with the whole family!

Ashton Kutcher: Pray for his kids.

Pete Wentz is such an idiot. Leave it to Ashton Kutcher to have the best response to it all.

[NickyL0885]

Question to ponder:

Whos death is bigger?

John Lennon or Michael Jackson.

Forget how they died. Choose based on impact of the death on society, music etc.

[EddieMoscone]

This proves that Prince is better than Michael Jackson.

[TooLowBrow]

This proves that Prince is better than Michael Jackson.

better die die young than fade out old

[spankyfrank]

Question to ponder:

Whos death is bigger?

John Lennon or Michael Jackson.

Forget how they died. Choose based on impact of the death on society, music etc.

There is no pondering Lennon without question and you can't forget how he died, its ridiculous

[mikeyboy]

ebony or on a slab of ivory
die together in perfect coronary

Wrong guy.

[mikeyboy]

Question to ponder:

Whos death is bigger?

John Lennon or Michael Jackson.

Forget how they died. Choose based on impact of the death on society, music etc.

Lennon

[hammersavage]

Wrong guy.

ds doesn't know music after Herman's Hermits.

[Misteriosa]

geez.. cnn is interviewing some dope in times square and this foolio mentioned ed mcmahon and farrah fawcett dying like there was some terrible celebrity death epidemic

:wallbash: they really do pick the brightest crayons in the box for these man on the street things.

[Death Metal Moe]

Lennon

Will you at least PONDER!????!??!

[booster11373]

I took him dying to get MTV to play videos again

[nocountryjon1]

Question to ponder:

Whos death is bigger?

John Lennon or Michael Jackson.

Forget how they died. Choose based on impact of the death on society, music etc.

you cant be serious

[Gvac]

Question to ponder:

Whos death is bigger?

John Lennon or Michael Jackson.

Forget how they died. Choose based on impact of the death on society, music etc.

Not even close.

I'll always give MJ props for his particular brand of genius, but Lennon was a towering figure that changed the face of rock and roll and pop culture forever.

I really don't think Michael Jackson had anywhere near as far reaching an effect on so many people as Lennon did.

Maybe part of that is because he was a member of The Beatles, but that can't be discounted.

[Farmer Dave]

I couldn't read through the whole thread. Maybe his kids will get some normalcy in their lives. Beyond that, I could give two shits less.

[spankyfrank]

Will you at least PONDER!????!??!

But it's like asking is 1+1=2?

[hammersavage]

Question to ponder:

Whos death is bigger?

John Lennon or Michael Jackson.

Forget how they died. Choose based on impact of the death on society, music etc.

It's Lennon but probably not as big as people would think. Go ask a black person.

[jetdog]

Fix...

THIS!

Only three periods...

[mikeyboy]

Will you at least PONDER!????!??!

okay.


http://images.zaazu.com/img/thinking-idea-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000339-large.gif


Lennon

[hammersavage]

okay.


http://images.zaazu.com/img/thinking-idea-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000339-large.gif


Lennon

its so cute

[MacVittie]

beatles > black beatles

[Death Metal Moe]

But it's like asking is 1+1=2?

Oh yea, I know it's Lennon too, but he DID ask us to ponder, and he asked very nicely. So I was all pondering and shit as MIkeyboy just said FUCK THAT NOISE!

Fo realz, yo.

[NateCantDance]

First reaction: I hope he's getting ass fucked in hell right now.

[Death Metal Moe]

Only three periods...

Yea, I'm a big hockey fan.

[spankyfrank]

Oh yea, I know it's Lennon too, but he DID ask us to ponder, and he asked very nicely. So I was all pondering and shit as MIkeyboy just said FUCK THAT NOISE!

Fo realz, yo.

This thread is quickly turning into a police riot.

[TooLowBrow]

lennon couldnt dance


i guess mj cant anymore either...

[nocountryjon1]

MJ was the shit though back in the day before all of that crazy shit came out

[Death Metal Moe]

This thread is quickly turning into a police riot.

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2001/04/11/nojustice.jpg

[Misteriosa]

It's Lennon but probably not as big as people would think. Go ask a black person.

^This.

i heard the news about MJ in the lobby of my building. this lady started yelling and damned near fainted over the news.

i personally didnt even know who john lennon was until i was in my early teens. (hows that for a truth bomb)

[NateCantDance]

lennon couldnt dance


i guess mj cant anymore either...

What's wrong with that?

[Death Metal Moe]

^This.

i heard the news about MJ in the lobby of my building. this lady started yelling and damned near fainted over the news.

i personally didnt even know who john lennon was until i was in my early teens. (hows that for a truth bomb)

.........holy shit.

[SatCam]

geez.. cnn is interviewing some dope in times square and this foolio mentioned ed mcmahon and farrah fawcett dying like there was some terrible celebrity death epidemic

:wallbash: they really do pick the brightest crayons in the box for these man on the street things.

Sounds like they interviewed one of the posters from the first pages of this thread

[keithy_19]

First reaction: I hope he's getting ass fucked in hell right now.

SHOCKING!

[EndangeredFeces]

Good-night, sweet prince;
And flights of rats named Ben sing thee to thy rest

[EliSnow]

better die die young than fade out old


Neither died young. And Jackson faded away years ago.

[mendyweiss]

I remember the first time I heard "Thriller". Put the cassette in my tape deck of my 82 Chevy Cavakier(Ouch!). Man, I went downtown DC and I was sure I was gonna get some action. Nope.

[keithy_19]

I remember the first time I heard "Thriller". Put the cassette in my tape deck of my 82 Chevy Cavakier(Ouch!). Man, I went downtown DC and I was sure I was gonna get some action. Nope.

aw

[MissGradenko]

I always think of my Junior Prom everytime I hear the Bad album. Poor MJ. :(

[zildjian361]

It was a foul tip.

BRING IT!!

and he didn't YELL, CCCCCYA YA FREAK:furious:

[John Kruk]

That guy freaked me the fuck out.

[barjockey]

headline news is making him out to be a saint. I guess heaven needs a kidtoudher, surgically altered pop star with serious issues.:innocent:

[lleeder]

At least ponder who had worse sexual partners...

[Misteriosa]

I remember the first time I heard "Thriller".

that video haunted my dreams and i think it was the genesis of my zombie hate... its the family joke of how i would run screaming and crying through the house when my sister would put the music on.

[BoxyBrown]

Awwwww no! Jacko may have been a little messed up, but the man could sing. He had SOUL.

I and the whole community will miss him. Don't stop till ya get enough baby. Even up in that big disco tech in the sky.

[keithy_19]

Ok guys. I have a confession. It was me. I did it. He's dead because of me. I'm sorry.

[DeathMetalMatty]

AAAARHRHAHRHHARUNHLUJGGLOJU&GOJU^Ojy6oju6o-6o-j !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THIS GUY! LET LITTLE KIDS INTO THE MORGUE TO RAPE EVERY ORIFICE ON THE CORPSE!!!!

TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY EVEN WHEN DEALING WITH CHILD RAPE!!!!

[silks]

Let's not forget what a great parent he was.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01360/jackson_1360272f.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

Or when a 21-year-old girl deserves to be beaten nearly unrecognizably apparently.



Hey douche, I already pointed out your hypocrisy, so sit down

as for dougie brootal, maybe people will no be talking about him in 100 years.... But I gaurantee they won't be talkin about your sad meaningless existence

[barjockey]

I'm gonna watch the South Park with Jack-o in his honor. Bong=hit mya be needed


http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/85247aaff5609258

[mikeyboy]

Hey douche, I already pointed out your hypocrisy, so sit down

as for dougie brootal, maybe people will no be talking about him in 100 years.... But I gaurantee they won't be talkin about your sad meaningless existence

Chill the fuck out.

[drucifer]

Wearing a white armband.

[furie]

i'm dreading all the media coverage that's going to come from this

[keithy_19]

Let's not forget what a great parent he was.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01360/jackson_1360272f.jpg

He really looks like he is pissed at the kid in that picture. Like he is really going to throw it.

[Death Metal Moe]

Wearing a white armband.

With a black one underneath it.

[keithy_19]

Chill the fuck out.

Dude, it was his time. We're all dealing with this. Let's just bond together. For Michael.

[~Katja~]

Ok guys. I have a confession. It was me. I did it. He's dead because of me. I'm sorry.
it's ok, he can't hurt you anymore, keithy

[mikeyboy]

With a black one underneath it.

black armband bleached beyond recognition.

[ScottFromGA]

i hope hes #3.

ITS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!


DAMN YOU DOUGIE!!

[Death Metal Moe]

black armband bleached beyond recognition.

Lol, yea, that one works too.

[RhinoinMN]

Chill the fuck out.

Do you guys talk like that in the courtroom?

[ScottFromGA]

Chill the fuck out.

it's ok Mikey...he's just grieving.....


time heals all wounds, Dino....hug?

[Death Metal Moe]

Do you guys talk like that in the courtroom?

Here come da judge!

[keithy_19]

it's ok, he can't hurt you anymore, keithy

tell that to my night terrors and my thighs....

[keithy_19]

In an odd way, I kind of wish he would have died on Friday the 13th. I don't know why. I just think it would strangely fit.

[IMSlacker]

I'm getting rid of my oxygen chamber, today! Those things don't work at all.

[keithy_19]

why am i posting so much in this thread.

fuck this, i'm going to sleep.

[~Katja~]

tell that to my night terrors and my thighs....

you will be just fine, keithy "blanket"_19!!!!! It's all over now!

[dino_electropolis]

it's ok Mikey...he's just grieving.....


time heals all wounds, Dino....hug?

Jokin aside, u are right. I am grieving. Like a punch to the gut. And despite the "allegations" of kid touching, he did and gave more to save lives than this entire board.

And mikey, telling me to chill the fuck out over a throw away comment to dougie only makes me think gvac has had a point all this time.

[sr71blackbird]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090624/capt.3ffa5ba3018f4710ac835fdb000de040.aptopix_sc_g overnor_where__scmc101.jpg?x=213&y=142&xc=1&yc=1&wc=410&hc=273&q=85&sig=ulHZ.CYSHLiA9NH__vLzyg--

PHEW!!!!!

[NickyL0885]

I wonder what his kids are thinking. Either sadness or relief. Maybe now they can go out in public without looking like they are heading to a mardi gras party.

[SatCam]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090624/capt.3ffa5ba3018f4710ac835fdb000de040.aptopix_sc_g overnor_where__scmc101.jpg?x=213&y=142&xc=1&yc=1&wc=410&hc=273&q=85&sig=ulHZ.CYSHLiA9NH__vLzyg--

PHEW!!!!!

:clap:

[dino_electropolis]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090624/capt.3ffa5ba3018f4710ac835fdb000de040.aptopix_sc_g overnor_where__scmc101.jpg?x=213&y=142&xc=1&yc=1&wc=410&hc=273&q=85&sig=ulHZ.CYSHLiA9NH__vLzyg--

PHEW!!!!!


HAA. So true!!!!

Well done

[mikeyboy]

And mikey, telling me to chill the fuck out over a throw away comment to dougie only makes me think gvac has had a point all this time.

Think what you want. I honestly don't care, but if you're going to be a dick for no good reason, I'm going to call you on it.

edit: and it wasn't just Doug, you got into a name calling thing with another poster in that post as well.

[sr71blackbird]

Proof that 12 yr old boy cum is not the elixir of life

[TheMojoPin]

At least give him credit for giving us the most expensive and elaborate music video of all time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hz2am90Hk&feature=channel_page)



























































Still a good song.

[Misteriosa]

his wiki is on lock down:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson

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[disneyspy]

Do you guys talk like that in the courtroom?


i object that he interupted me while i was watchin OW,MY BALLS!


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[Death Metal Moe]

Jokin aside, u are right. I am grieving. Like a punch to the gut. And despite the "allegations" of kid touching, he did and gave more to save lives than this entire board.

And mikey, telling me to chill the fuck out over a throw away comment to dougie only makes me think gvac has had a point all this time.

Joking or not why do you keep bringing up things like "He'll be rememberd more than you in 100 years" and "He's done more than this entire board?" That makes him better than us?

Ya know, lots of celebrities do charity work WITHOUT multiple allegations of child abuse.

[Caseyelan]

Anyone else noticing that he had christmas wreaths on his homes gate?

what fucking month is it?

[spankyfrank]

Anyone else noticing that he had christmas wreaths on his homes gate?

what fucking month is it?

I think that was the least of his weirdness

[silks]

And the ever-classy Entertainment Tonight has a alleged photo of him receiving CPR in the ambulance.

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625.jpg

[styckx]

Bet South Park has an episode done about this by Wednesday

[brettmojo]

Hey douche, I already pointed out your hypocrisy, so sit down
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5512/7831.gif


http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625.jpg
You stay classy, ET.

[SatCam]

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625.jpg

I cant tell....... are those his hands or the EMT's?

[dino_electropolis]

Think what you want. I honestly don't care, but if you're going to be a dick for no good reason, I'm going to call you on it.

edit: and it wasn't just Doug, you got into a name calling thing with another poster in that post as well.

hey mikey.... You wanna be startin somethin?

You see that's a topical joke. Please don't ban me for making threats.

[Misteriosa]

Bet South Park has an episode done about this by Wednesday

dont be so ignorant...

[Liverspot]

It seems the entire furnishings of Neverland Ranch, that were under auction are now on hold. I understand his personal finances were a disaster and have been for years due to not fulfilling contractural obligations.

Kind of interesting to look at his stuff..... (http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/2009/michael-jackson/)

[Misteriosa]

hey mikey.... You wanna be startin somethin?

You see that's a topical joke. Please don't ban me for making threats.

heh heh heh... you get a +1 for that :o

[sr71blackbird]

Got your nose!!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Gesture_fist_with_thumb_through_fingers.jpg

[styckx]

dont be so ignorant...

How was that ignorant?

[Heather 8]

dont be so ignorant...

What's ignorant? They churn out episodes about current events in mere days. Poor taste be damned.

[spankyfrank]

CNN Finally confirms it, so it is TOTALLY TRUE

[~Katja~]

At least give him credit for giving us the most expensive and elaborate music video of all time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hz2am90Hk&feature=channel_page)





Still a good song.


the comments under all of his youtube videos are exploding...
funny stuff too

[Misteriosa]

What's ignorant? They churn out episodes about current events in mere days. Poor taste be damned.

holy missed the joke..

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(see the south park "michael jefferson episode"

[silks]

LA Coroner confirmed it.

Why the fuck are all of these people standing around outside the hospital? Don't these morons have jobs?

[dino_electropolis]

Joking or not why do you keep bringing up things like "He'll be rememberd more than you in 100 years" and "He's done more than this entire board?" That makes him better than us?

Ya know, lots of celebrities do charity work WITHOUT multiple allegations of child abuse.

not better.... But his positive effects are largely ignored in favor of baseless abuse allegations. ( he was after all acquitted)

It's possible that his celebrity made him a target for baseless accusations, no?
I guess I point it put bc of what I KNOW he's done, not what others THINK he may have done

[NickyL0885]

LA Coroner confirmed it.

Why the fuck are all of these people standing around outside the hospital? Don't these morons have jobs?

ya kidding? half of them may kill them selves later b/c they can't live without him.

[SatCam]

LA Coroner confirmed it.

Why the fuck are all of these people standing around outside the hospital? Don't these morons have jobs?

what's the point of living anymore?

[Caseyelan]

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/j/jackson_michael/mj_friends_062509/04_michaels.jpg


Sweeeet

is it weird that all I thinking is.... What is corey feldman and macauley culkin thinking?

http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/original//corey-and-jackson.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/12/article-1093930-00DE641B00000190-165_468x552.jpg

[barjockey]

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625.jpg

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/blue-velvet-dennis-hopper.jpg

He stole Hopper's bit Hoo-Hoo

[keithy_19]

Ya know, lots of celebrities do charity work WITHOUT multiple allegations of child abuse.

I dare you to name one you jokester you!

[SatCam]

So do you guys think he killed himself?

[HBox]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

[barjockey]

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/j/jackson_michael/mj_friends_062509/04_michaels.jpg


Sweeeet

is it weird that all I thinking is.... What is corey feldman and macauley culkin thinking?

http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/original//corey-and-jackson.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/12/article-1093930-00DE641B00000190-165_468x552.jpg

I hope they're on Larry King tonight:glurps:

[Misteriosa]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

ill say he was on speed... :shrug:

[Death Metal Moe]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

Is 13 year old boy jizz a controlled substance?

[~Katja~]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

lets start with botox... then go down the list of depression and anxiety meds pain killers and so on
he may have been an ongoing clinical trial...phase 3

[Death Metal Moe]

Can we start taking bets on what drugs were in his system at the time of death?

Oh silly me, it's gonna be this:

http://nobeliefs.com/gifts/JesusJuice.gif

[keithy_19]

Is 13 year old boy jizz a controlled substance?

Depends if it's BLACK tar jizz...




:flush:

[silks]

Their family attorney on CNN compared the situation to Anna Nicole Smith and how people around him were 'enabling' him.... could this be drug related?

Ooooh! Reverend Al is speaking!

[Caseyelan]

lets start with botox... then go down the list of depression and anxiety meds pain killers and so on
he may have been an ongoing clinical trial...phase 3

HOLY SHIT SHARPTON SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSZ

[Misteriosa]

Oh silly me, it's gonna be this:

http://nobeliefs.com/gifts/JesusJuice.gif

lock it up.