Michael Jackson...DEAD!! [Archive] - Page 4

lleeder

07-07-2009, 12:44 PM

In my opinion, MJ's daughter was not really crying.

Maybe I don't understand "crying" but... a person can't SOB like that and not have one single tear.

maybe shes an infant

mikeyboy

07-07-2009, 12:45 PM

Contra

07-07-2009, 12:49 PM

Maybe I don't understand "crying"

My guess is no, you don't.

HBox

07-07-2009, 12:50 PM

I don't think the daughter was fake crying. I don't think 11 year olds can act that well. Everyone around her, however, was mobbing for the camera.

TooLowBrow

07-07-2009, 12:54 PM

this makes me think of 'the gum' episode of seinfeld

when kramer doesnt want lloyd braun to feel crazy even though he was and he needed help

KRAMER: No, no, no, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there's nothing wrong

with it or you.

LLOYD: Kramer, maybe...

KRAMER: No, no, no, no. I'll show you. (slams a bill down on the counter) One

hotdog please.

ATTENDANT: (on your head be it) Okay.

KRAMER: Mmm, doesn't that smell good, huh?

The attendant hands over the hotdog.

KRAMER: Yeah, here we go, yeah. (he takes a big bite) Mmm, oh. That's delicious.

Mmm. It's a perfectly sane food to eat.

sharpton is kramer

what an asshole

fezident

07-07-2009, 12:54 PM

To me, it looked forced.
And the family around her... futzing with the microphone and adjusting their blocking for the camera really bugged me. The whole thing seemed insincere.

I think that little girl was full o' shit.

TheMojoPin

07-07-2009, 12:56 PM

You're a boorish twat, "MojoPin".

If we can learn anything from Jackson's bizarre life it's that people are best when they're able to be themselves and not building new faces for themselves, or new characters, as it were.

Sue_Bender

07-07-2009, 12:59 PM

If we can learn anything from Jackson's bizarre life it's that people are best when they're able to be themselves and not building new faces for themselves, or new characters, as it were.

That's almost interesting

considering it's coming from you.

Lady Resin

07-07-2009, 12:59 PM

In my opinion, MJ's daughter was not really crying.

Maybe I don't understand "crying" but... a person can't SOB like that and not have one single tear.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/07/07/sot.paris.jackson.aeglive

I was an adult when my dad died and I couldn't speak at his funeral.

TheMojoPin

07-07-2009, 01:11 PM

That's almost interesting

considering it's coming from you.

Come back home, you silly boy.

Everyone is waiting for you.

Leave your Neverland behind.

Sue_Bender

07-07-2009, 01:15 PM

Come back home, you silly boy.

Everyone is waiting for you.

Leave your Neverland behind.

My "Neverland behind"?

Are you saying that my ass is a magical amusement park?

If so, thank you, Mojo.

TheMojoPin

07-07-2009, 01:17 PM

Oh so close.

You coulda been somebody.

You coulda been a contenda.

Instead of just a board character.

Which is what you are.

brettmojo

07-07-2009, 01:18 PM

Looks like he had some Popsicles down in his basement (http://www.pinsane.com/pinorama/events/MJ_09/kr/michael_jackson_arcade_entry.html)...

drjoek

07-07-2009, 01:21 PM

There is not an ounce of black blood in his kids

Contra

07-07-2009, 01:23 PM

To me, it looked forced.
And the family around her... futzing with the microphone and adjusting their blocking for the camera really bugged me. The whole thing seemed insincere.

I think that little girl was full o' shit.

I think his daughter wanted to say something at the memorial. Once she got in front of the mic I think it was harder than she realized it would be. If it was an "act" or "planned" don't you think she would have said more then two sentences? Wouldn't she have had some sort of speech planned?

As far as the rest of the family blocking for the camera, even if they were I don't see the problem. It wasn't just a memorial service, it was a show for the entire world. That final part was the last shot of the whole family. They are all performers, and know how to put on a good show. I don't think MJ would have wanted it any other way.

TheMojoPin

07-07-2009, 01:23 PM

There is not an ounce of black blood in his kids

Guess that means that as of a few days ago they finally had something common.

brettmojo

07-07-2009, 01:23 PM

There is not an ounce of black blood in his kids
Nah Michael is dead, they don't have to worry about that now.

HBox

07-07-2009, 01:25 PM

I don't know how you can expect an 11-year old girl who was raised by Michael Jackson and sheltered from the world to step up at her father's funeral in the Staples Center in front of thousands of people on national TV and look and sound anything but very awkward.

TooLowBrow

07-07-2009, 01:30 PM

i think michael did a pretty good job of keeping his kids lives away from the public eye

but he woulda loved this.

get that girl up in front of an audience, start to give her a view of what her life will be like
i hope joe jackson is teaching her how to sing and dance right now

Dash77

07-07-2009, 01:37 PM

It was a great service show whatever you want to call it, and when his little girl spoke it broke my heart... RIP MJ

sr71blackbird

07-07-2009, 02:05 PM

Yeah that and the LEGOs one have been making the rounds for about a week now.

Does anyone know what station is going to broadcast the memorial?

Whats the Lego one?

TooLowBrow

07-07-2009, 02:08 PM

Whats the Lego one?

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

:sad:

TooLowBrow

07-07-2009, 02:10 PM

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson jokes?

Michael Jackson jokes can get old.

fezident

07-07-2009, 02:11 PM

Well... the good thing about our flash-in-the-pan, media overkill, "best week ever" society is... by Thursday afternoon, they'll be done showing us that footage of Paris Jackson's closing comments.

red_red_red

07-07-2009, 05:32 PM

I know...I felt bad about thinking that.

However, the moment didn't seem "quite right".

If there's a Hell.

I'll Be There.

Holy Shit!!!!!! Michael Jackson died?!?!?

When the hell did this happen!?!?!?

Why wasn't I told!!!!!!????

I don't think the daughter was fake crying. I don't think 11 year olds can act that well. Everyone around her, however, was mobbing for the camera.

To me, it looked forced.
And the family around her... futzing with the microphone and adjusting their blocking for the camera really bugged me. The whole thing seemed insincere.

I think that little girl was full o' shit.

Well... the good thing about our flash-in-the-pan, media overkill, "best week ever" society is... by Thursday afternoon, they'll be done showing us that footage of Paris Jackson's closing comments.
:laugh: i hate all of you........may your offspring (like you ppl even have sex) live off of your riches :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: and get on tv and try to justify your existence

sr71blackbird

07-07-2009, 05:57 PM

7 US troops died yesterday and they got 1/20th the coverage that Michael Jackson did, who has been dead nearly two weeks now. Shame on us for caring as much as we do for a man who died two weeks ago.

LINK (http://news.therecord.com/article/565161)

IamFogHat

07-07-2009, 06:00 PM

7 US troops died yesterday and they got 1/20th the coverage that Michael Jackson did, who has been dead nearly two weeks now. Shame on us for caring as much as we do for a man who died two weeks ago.

LINK (http://news.therecord.com/article/565161)

Michael Jordan is dead?:glurps::glurps::glurps::glurps::glurps:

brettmojo

07-07-2009, 06:01 PM

sr71blackbird

07-07-2009, 06:21 PM

Michael Jackson is appearing in tree stumps now:

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I do NOT see it.

sr71blackbird

07-07-2009, 06:26 PM

The King of Poplar!

underdog

07-07-2009, 06:28 PM

7 US troops died yesterday and they got 1/20th the coverage that Michael Jackson did, who has been dead nearly two weeks now. Shame on us for caring as much as we do for a man who died two weeks ago.

LINK (http://news.therecord.com/article/565161)

Miss Billy Mays.
:glurps:

tbagnu

07-07-2009, 07:03 PM

Michael Jackson is appearing in tree stumps now:

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I do NOT see it.

did she equate jackson with jesus???!?!?!?

sr71blackbird

07-07-2009, 07:37 PM

I heard it, but did not believe my ears either. If she said it, it must be true! I hope they motify the Vatican.

TooLowBrow

07-07-2009, 07:45 PM

Michael Jackson is appearing in tree stumps now:

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I do NOT see it.

i noticed he appeared in a white birch instead of a black birch

Melk

07-07-2009, 08:23 PM

7 US troops died yesterday and they got 1/20th the coverage that Michael Jackson did, who has been dead nearly two weeks now. Shame on us for caring as much as we do for a man who died two weeks ago.

LINK (http://news.therecord.com/article/565161)

There is a weird thing about war, people progressively lose interest in the plight of the participants. It starts with the civillians and moves on to the soldiers.

Michael Jackson's death is really odd because it proves a hypothesis that Patrice ONeal's made about love and hate being the same thing. People have been dreaming of Jackson's downfall for years... now they got to see it.

A.J.

07-08-2009, 05:02 AM

CurseoftheBambi

07-08-2009, 05:57 AM

There is not an ounce of black blood in his kids

thanks for running the dna/genetic test for us, on behalf of the RonFez.net message board community i salute your efforts.:thumbdown:

TooLowBrow

07-08-2009, 04:52 PM

"He put on one glove, pulled his pants up and broke down the color
curtain," Rev. Al Sharpton

i love this quote

why were his pants down?

why put on the glove before pulling up the pants?

where are the rest of his clothes?

why did even mention mj's pants?

sr71blackbird

07-08-2009, 06:52 PM

Just Jons memorial statue:

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/67%20lego%20michael.jpg

LordJezo

07-09-2009, 03:17 AM

mikeyboy

07-15-2009, 12:29 PM

1984 Pepsi commercial footage of Michael Jackson's hair catching on fire released. (http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/15/michael-jackson-pepsi-explosion-video/) Maybe in poor taste to decide to release (or leak) it right now.

Dougie Brootal

07-15-2009, 12:41 PM

that was the day i was born hahaha

mikeyboy

07-15-2009, 12:44 PM

There's definitely a "flamer" joke there.

topless_mike

07-15-2009, 12:53 PM

could have happened to any of you long haired freaks.

Bob Impact

07-15-2009, 02:30 PM

jesus he went a LONG time before he realized his head was on fire.

SatCam

07-15-2009, 03:15 PM

jesus he went a LONG time before he realized his head was on fire.

I cant believe they didnt put that in the commercial

Fallon

07-15-2009, 03:24 PM

jesus he went a LONG time before he realized his head was on fire.

I cant believe they didnt put that in the commercial

Pepsi - So Refreshing and cool you won't even feel your skin melt.

sr71blackbird

07-15-2009, 06:11 PM

Edit: auto loading embedded video w/sound removed.

It didnt look that bad.

fezident

07-22-2009, 09:46 AM

Is anybody reading the MJ book UNMASKED?

I'm only about 80 pages in... and it makes a compelling case for MJ's innocence.

After seeing MJ's crazy remorseless father on CNN the other night, it's becoming more an more clear to me that MJ has no idea what "normal" is. If the points in this book are, in fact, FACTS... then I truly believe that MJ was not a pedophile. Just a harmless crazy person.

Judge Smails

07-22-2009, 10:03 AM

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hanso

07-28-2009, 02:48 PM

Dr. Murry my hero. Propovil FTW!

brettmojo

08-26-2009, 06:22 AM

red_red_red

08-26-2009, 06:30 AM

KnoxHarrington

08-26-2009, 07:43 AM

Wait, using an anesthetic that's only supposed to be administered by licensed anesthesiologists in a hospital setting to catch some ZZZ's isn't safe? I'll be damned.

fezident

08-29-2009, 03:14 AM

Happy Birthday, MJ.... you wacky genius.

http://www.google.com/logos/michaeljackson09.gif

hanso

08-29-2009, 01:49 PM

Wait, using an anesthetic that's only supposed to be administered by licensed anesthesiologists in a hospital setting to catch some ZZZ's isn't safe? I'll be damned.

MJ called it his 'milk'
That goofy loon.

Misteriosa

11-07-2011, 12:22 PM

Michael Jackson's Doctor: Guilty

Michael Jackson's doctor Conrad Murray has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

The prosecution triumphed after six weeks of impassioned arguments and witness testimonies.

Murray did not flinch and showed no emotion as the verdict was read.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/jury-reaches-verdict-trial-michael-jacksons-doctor/story?id=14880567

spoon

11-07-2011, 12:25 PM

saw that

those people in the street for mj are fucking insane. I find it amazing they want justice for a guy who even if aided, did this to himself in the end, versus what MJ surely did with multiple kids in the Sandusky way

sorry, it just seems fucking stupid to petition for someone like that, not to mention he did it to himself.

cougarjake13

11-08-2011, 06:37 PM

Michael Jackson's Doctor: Guilty

http://abcnews.go.com/US/jury-reaches-verdict-trial-michael-jacksons-doctor/story?id=14880567

and he may possibly get the lohan treatment and not spend nearly the time he should for the crime he was found guilty of