Why am I never offended...?

[BlackSpider]

Oh Oracle,
Please tell me why I'm never "offended" by words, or what other people think or say.
I feel so left out...

[Gvac]

Because you're a man.

Oops.

Sorry.

I bet that offended someone.

[TripleSkeet]

GVAC took my answer.

[BlackSpider]

Because you're a man.

Oops.

Sorry.

I bet that offended someone.


Thanks for answering.
I was getting ready to ask the Magic 8-Ball...

[underdog]

White man.

[led37zep]

White man.

TRUTH BOMB

[Foster]

Because you're a man.

Oops.

Sorry.

I bet that offended someone.

I thought it was because he had no soul....



did that offend you?

[BlackSpider]

I thought it was because he had no soul....



did that offend you?

Nope, neither did this...

White man.

[Foster]

Nope, neither did this...

how about....

TAXPAYER!!!

[BlackSpider]

how about....

TAXPAYER!!!



The kids at school would call me that,
and make fun of me because I had a father.
It doesn't bother me anymore though...

[~Katja~]

eh... you are not alone

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Lt.Commander Spider, played by Brent Spiner.

[PerryWinkle]

The kids at school would call me that,
and make fun of me because I had a father.
It doesn't bother me anymore though...

haha you had a father:laugh:

[BlackSpider]

eh... you are not alone

Actually,
I am...

[Foster]

The kids at school would call me that,
and make fun of me because I had a father.
It doesn't bother me anymore though...

haha you had a father:laugh:

did he live with you and your mother too :laugh:

[PerryWinkle]

did he live with you and your mother too :laugh:

loser loser

there is no way anyone is that pathetic:tongue:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Because you're a man.

Oops.

Sorry.

I bet that offended someone.

I concur. There are only a few of us with spines left in this world. I have never been one to put so much weight into the words of another person. Maybe it's because I have perspective.

[~Katja~]

Actually,
I am...

well I have a cat and a kid, so I am not alone either

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> take one smell of my farts after a nice pile of scrambled eggs...and trust me...ull be offended

[PerryWinkle]

well I have a cat and a kid, so I am not alone either

I see how things rank with you, the cat gets top billing

[~Katja~]

I see how things rank with you, the cat gets top billing

he was here first and gets a hell of a beating by the kid each day

[BlackSpider]

I see how things rank with you, the cat gets top billing


Pussy ranks pretty high with me also...

[PerryWinkle]

he was here first and gets a hell of a beating by the kid each day

poor charlie

[~Katja~]

take one smell of my farts after a nice pile of scrambled eggs...and trust me...ull be offended

:wub:
so glad I gave ya cupcakes for breakfast instead of eggs

[~Katja~]

Pussy ranks pretty high with me also...

:D

[Devo37]

Oh Oracle,
Please tell me why I'm never "offended" by words, or what other people think or say.
I feel so left out...

surely you must realize that words can cause extreme mental anguish and distress, which can lead to a huge lawsuit against the person who harmed you with their words (especially if they're rich or have a TV/radio show).

just ask any <strike>lawyer</strike> psychologist, and they'll tell you it's true.

[RoseBlood]

<font color="deeppink"> take one smell of my farts after a nice pile of scrambled eggs...and trust me...ull be offended

I know you're a little freaky, but I hope you're not talking about queef fart scrambled eggs.. oh my ~!

GOSH! GROSS! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portuguese+breakfast)

[~Katja~]

I know you're a little freaky, but I hope you're not talking about queef fart scrambled eggs.. oh my ~!

GOSH! GROSS! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portuguese+breakfast)

haha, I have seen lots of weird things, but what the hell is the attraction in that?

[RoseBlood]

haha, I have seen lots of weird things, but what the hell is the attraction in that?

I was just made aware of what this was last night.. NO not that way..

Anyway.. scroll down and read.

That's some disgustingly hilarious reading literature right there! :laugh:

[~Katja~]

I was just made aware of what this was last night.. NO not that way..



I would love to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation

[RoseBlood]

I would love to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation

Talks with my father are boring. :down:

[JerseyRich]

Talks with my father are boring. :down:

Damnit...I thought I caught your grammar mistake in time!

[hammersavage]

I was just made aware of what this was last night.. NO not that way..


Dinner with grandma got weird

[IMSlacker]

Please tell me why I'm never "offended" by words, or what other people think or say.

Maybe it's because you're not very smart. Didn't think of that, did ya?

[RoseBlood]

Damnit...I thought I caught your grammar mistake in time!
Ha! I'm quick! I actually made the initial mistake on purpose. Thought it sounded funnier given the context.
Dinner with grandma got weird
Our scramble nights are a hoot.

[~Katja~]

Talks with my father are boring. :down:
sounds like coffee and cake with my family... we talked about cream pies... chickens and poo on the coffee glass table

[hammersavage]

Our scramble nights are a hoot.

scrabble are a hoot

[ToiletCrusher]

A more appropriate question is "why are you never defended?".

[NateCantDance]

sounds like coffee and cake with my family... we talked about cream pies... chickens and poo on the coffee glass table

Maybe you're the boring one. I bet 5 minutes after you leave the clothes come off and there's white chalky lines all up and down that glass top. I bet it's like woodstock.

[~Katja~]

Maybe you're the boring one. I bet 5 minutes after you leave the clothes come off and there's white chalky lines all up and down that glass top. I bet it's like woodstock.

you don't know my dad... the clothes are never on inside the house...
he went to "air dry" after a shower while we were at the lake... just walked outside and stood in the morning sun facing the woods

[BlackSpider]

sounds like coffee and cake with my family... we talked about cream pies... chickens and poo on the coffee glass table



Wow, what an open relationship you have with your family... :ohmy::blink::unsure::huh: