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styckx
06-23-2009, 07:46 AM
A bird just flew into the window at work. At first it was just lying on the ground panting.

Now it's standing up like a zombie with it's beak wide open just panting. I can get within inches of it and it doesn't flinch

Should I kill it or let it die on its on.
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 07:47 AM
A bird just flew into the window at work. At first it was just lying on the ground panting.

Now it's standing up like a zombie with it's beak wide open just panting. I can get within inches of it and it doesn't flinch

Should I kill it or let it die on its on.

dont do anything. If its like the bird by my place, it will keep flyin into the window. There is a bird here that hits one of our windows like 8 times a day
styckx
06-23-2009, 07:48 AM
dont do anything. If its like the bird by my place, it will keep flyin into the window. There is a bird here that hits one of our windows like 8 times a day

So it's basically like a boxer standing up after getting knock the fuck out and should snap out of it after awhile?
Furtherman
06-23-2009, 07:49 AM
Zombie bird!!! Kill it!!!!
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 07:50 AM
So it's basically like a boxer standing up after getting knock the fuck out and should snap out of it after awhile?

i dont know. This bird has been flyin into our window every day for the last 2 years except for the winter when i guess he goes south. Very strange
Crossweird
06-23-2009, 07:52 AM
Zombie bird!!! Kill it!!!!

No! Get your friends and go to the roof.
styckx
06-23-2009, 07:56 AM
Zombie Bird!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/Picture003.jpg
Snoogans
06-23-2009, 07:57 AM
Zombie Bird!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/Picture003.jpg

too bad its not a Blue Jay. it would confirm my suspicions that all Blue Jays are overpaid wastes
Aggie
06-23-2009, 08:03 AM
Kill it, his quality of life is destroyed. But please give him a proper burial.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/The-Office-Bird-Funeral-mindy-kaling-120424_1500_1000.jpg
styckx
06-23-2009, 08:08 AM
I can't kill zombie bird. He seems oblivious to sound or sight. I will let it die naturally. Which will probably be sometime tonight when a fox sinks its teeth into his flesh
hunnerbun
06-23-2009, 08:18 AM
Oh when I came home from work on Saturday there was a little dead bird on my back steps. It obviously hit hard enough to break its neck. Your zombie bird should be OK since it is still mobile. Laying on the deck with its eyes open=bad, looking in the window panting/alive=good!
Crossweird
06-23-2009, 08:23 AM
I can't kill zombie bird. He seems oblivious to sound or sight. I will let it die naturally. Which will probably be sometime tonight when a fox sinks its teeth into his flesh

Zombie Fox!
Furtherman
06-23-2009, 08:23 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/Picture003.jpg

*Chirp Chrip I'll eat your brains Chirp Chirp*
A.J.
06-23-2009, 08:23 AM
Go ahead and pet it.

http://tragicheroes.wdfiles.com/local--files/george/Lennie.jpg
styckx
06-23-2009, 08:56 AM
So the bird regain some sense and trotted away into the forest when I approached it. He tried opening his wings but never attempted to fly.

so long zombie bird! You will be missed!
ChrisTheCop
06-23-2009, 09:01 AM
So the bird regain some sense and trotted away into the forest when I approached it. He tried opening his wings but never attempted to fly.

so long zombie bird! You will be missed!

I'm sure David Chase will bring him back and explain his disappearance...
ToiletCrusher
06-23-2009, 10:25 AM
Put it in a cage and feed it brains.
robot artist
06-23-2009, 10:48 AM
So the bird regain some sense and trotted away into the forest when I approached it. He tried opening his wings but never attempted to fly.

so long zombie bird! You will be missed!

YAY BIRD!
boosterp
06-23-2009, 11:52 AM
When they pant they are over heated and thirsty. It likely flew into your window because it was looking for water.
styckx
06-23-2009, 12:10 PM
I put that little plastic container out there filled with water for him but he never drank it. Also 6ft down and to the left is a big rain water pond.

I think he just got his bell rung. When he first got back to his feet he fell twice like he was drunk. Then stayed up and sorta staggered. When he left he skipped away like a regular bird does, beak closed, and looking back and forth more. Just wasn't flying yet.

What an exciting life I live. I essentially blogged about a fucking bird today.
boosterp
06-23-2009, 12:38 PM
I put that little plastic container out there filled with water for him but he never drank it. Also 6ft down and to the left is a big rain water pond.

I think he just got his bell rung. When he first got back to his feet he fell twice like he was drunk. Then stayed up and sorta staggered. When he left he skipped away like a regular bird does, beak closed, and looking back and forth more. Just wasn't flying yet.

What an exciting life I live. I essentially blogged about a fucking bird today.

:lol:

He'll be ok unless a cat gets him first.