The Best Of Ron & Fez

[fezfez]

Hello everyone,

We're headed towards vacation time. And I wanted to open this up to suggestions of things you would like to hear while we're away. Thanks in advance.

FezFez

[west milly Tom]

Dave gets branded! Dave gets branded!

[led37zep]

I've never heard the entire "you never cut me an ounce of slack" show. Any chance we could toss that up on the best of?

I'd also like to hear the Daniel Johnston interview again.

[weekapaugjz]

the cane pole gang story.

[west milly Tom]

The hypnotist shows are super funny too.

[Hottub]

Corky comes to New York. Drinks, Flair chops and Hilarity.

Harry Elvis and his "date". Failure and blue balls.

Ron talking about Dad and baseball.

Christmas '07 show.

Big Ass Bash.

[GreatAmericanZero]

the first "Aaaaaaaah BIG FEZ!" bit with stalker patti in studio. i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe

also, whenever Ron does a rant about Elvis and he does Elvis' voice...about his shitty movies and stuff, those are great

[JPMNICK]

Corky comes to New York. Drinks, Flair chops and Hilarity.

Harry Elvis and his "date". Failure and blue balls.

Billy Staples and Lobster Claws

Billy Staples and coming out to your and ron about falling off the wagon and doing his ammends (that might be 2 different shows)

Al Dukes kisses a man

Paul O Joke Enema

Hypnotist show where you guys pretend to be O&A is a great one

[west milly Tom]

Corky comes to New York. Drinks, Flair chops and Hilarity.

Harry Elvis and his "date". Failure and blue balls.

Billy Staples and Lobster Claws

Billy Staples and coming out to your and ron about falling off the wagon and doing his ammends (that might be 2 different shows)

Al Dukes kisses a man

Paul O Joke Enema

Hypnotist show where you guys pretend to be O&A is a great one



This ^^^

[Enabler]

I'd also like to hear the Daniel Johnston interview again.


x2

[foodcourtdruide]

Big mikey d/fez fight, coffin show

[West.Coast.Skippy]

great idea for a thread.

how about jay mohr in studio (especially doing live reads), selections leading up to, during, and at the end of the 'silent fez' bit a while ago (especially the part where ron fantasizes about being a used car salesman), 'stantas got a secret' ... and some a j dynamite. also- would it be possible / allowed to broadcast some of the aftershows?

[JPMNICK]

I think a whole show should be dedicated to off the cuff bets, and the (hopefully) eventual payoffs. like clip out 2 shows together and make it into bit. the movie bet and then payout comes to mind. the initial bet to dave getting branded, the initial segment and the soprano's tattoo for dave

[Chigworthy]

Genitorturers up Dave's ass

[JPMNICK]

dave power hour where he makes it and then goes off on wackbag is one of my fav XM bits

[Disaster]

older stuff things we havent heard in a while. nothing from this year go back find things for over a year and futher back then that. if you have even some Jfk and Wnew days its been so long since we have got to listen to that stuff

[paulisded]

A compilation of musician interviews - Glen Tillbrook, Nick Cave, Daniel Johnston, etc.

[biggestmexi]

going back aways.

the anthony bourdain interview.

[west milly Tom]

Last show in the old building.

[Chigworthy]

going back aways.

the anthony bourdain interview.

i think there were two.

[Ron Marie Douglas]

Lots of Earl goodness, especially Ronnie commenting on each of Earl's pictures when he tried to capture NYC (didn't he take a pic of a pond in central park or something?)

[Devo37]

the best of Crazy Jen.

[Aqualad]

Any of the drinking shows, AFRO, comedy pyramids, characters

[paulisded]

the best of Crazy Jen.



You could have a theme week of infamous listeners - Crazy Jen, Fred, MLC, Crazed, Big A, Patti. I know a lot of people cringe at the sight of some of those names, but I think it would be interesting to listen to the evolution (and growing/declining popularity) of some of these people.

[JPMNICK]

the best of Crazy Jen.



no please god no

[GreatAmericanZero]

You could have a theme week of infamous listeners - Crazy Jen, Fred, MLC, Crazed, Big A, Patti. I know a lot of people cringe at the sight of some of those names, but I think it would be interesting to listen to the evolution (and growing/declining popularity) of some of these people.

the problem with that is the same problem O&A have with "best of the staff" shows. someone like Crazed can be funny for an 1hr. But a full 4 hours based around just Crazed bits? Could be a tough listen

[Picasso Intern]

older stuff things we haven't heard in a while. nothing from this year go back find things for over a year and further back then that. if you have even some JFK and WNEW days its been so long since we have got to listen to that stuff

What he said.

Also, we've heard "It Makes Me Fez" a bunch of times on XM, but never the other Fez classic "I Kissed A Boy".

[Aqualad]

Superstar
Joe Poo
Big Ass Night of Fights

[barjockey]

I really liked the "Swank Perfume" add. Fez's parents anniversary dinner was great

[paulisded]

the problem with that is the same problem O&A have with "best of the staff" shows. someone like Crazed can be funny for an 1hr. But a full 4 hours based around just Crazed bits? Could be a tough listen

You're right on Crazed, but I think some of the others could be interesting. Like start with Fred's first call on to his various controversies, culminating with the phone call with MLC yesterday.

[Gvac]

All I ask for is some sense of continuity. When a Best Of is compiled of bits from WNEW, WJFK, WXRK, and XM it feels disjointed and all over the place.

The show and time periods are too different and it makes for a tough listen.

[biozombie]

Roberto.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

There was a time when Al Dukes was in the studio shortly before the evening Free Fm show was announced. Ron was going through everything you could and couldn't say on terrestrial. Apparently you can't say 'I drink urine' but you can say "I bring bags and bags of urine with me every where I go."

[MacVittie]

Corky comes to New York. Drinks, Flair chops and Hilarity.

Paul O Joke Enema

Those were on best of's last summer.

[GreatAmericanZero]

You're right on Crazed, but I think some of the others could be interesting. Like start with Fred's first call on to his various controversies, culminating with the phone call with MLC yesterday.

"Cunts & Spaghetti: The best of Fred from Brooklyn and MafiaLife Chris FUGHETTABOUTIT"

[KingGeno]

Fez Overtips
Good Friday "Earl's Grandmother" Fiasco
A Radio Rattlesnake mash-up

[jennysmurf]

Fez's blind date and the subsequent wooing of Fez.:clap:

[MacVittie]

Mike the Teacher.

[yojimbo7248]

Any of the drinking shows

definitely the drinking shows, hypnotized shows with Bree porn star and acting out O&A show, Fez seeing ghosts, anything with Shirley Roper, Fezzatorials, Fez's trip with Elfish, the shows with Hairy Elvis and his parents, anytime Ron talks to evangelical Christians, Davey Red,

[yojimbo7248]

Fez's blind date and the subsequent wooing of Fez.:clap:

yes! wooing Fez. oh my god, that one is hilarious

[yojimbo7248]

Mafialife Chris's sleeping bag story

[Tallman388]

superstar, billy staples - "orange ball of failure", Ron yells at the douchebag from national treasure

[frye hole]

Wonderboy gets dumped
The Gorilla vs. Polar Bear Debate
Origin of Counting Crows - "This is Charlie" (never heard this ...)

[Uncle Fezster]

Intern Paulie screws up Fez's orange juice

[Penelope]

Please don't go fezfez. I hate it when you guys go on vacation. At least take me with you. :(
Or can Dave and Chrisstanley and Sam record some new shows for us to listen to during the break? I guess those guys wanna go on vacation too though. :(
I'll just listen to music I guess. There is no talk radio worth anything except for Ron and Fez and Sam and Dave.

Aside, I've been listening to Ron and Fez since 2002, and the group that works on the show right now is the absolute best. There isn't a stupid or annoying one in the whole bunch. Ron, fezfez, Dave, chrisstanley, mooch are all realy smart and cool, and likeable. So much better than the days of Pitzy or Billy Staples. They really brought the whole show down sometimes with their dumb.

[Caseyelan]

So much better than the days of Pitzy or Billy Staples.

HI VIC!!!!!!!

[Penelope]

HI VIC!!!!!!!

Hehe , no.

I just had an idea for the best of shows though. I love love love the interviews with Shirley Phelps Roper. That woman cracks me up. I think I listened to that last interview she did on the three times. The one where she insinuated Ron was gay because he's on a "half a fag" show. Shirley Phelps is always funny stuff.

[Name]

There are some good JFK ones I haven't heard on a best of:

1 Keesha has to run around the JFK building in her underwear (with listeners watching) after losing a bet
2 Crazy Jen does open mic at a comedy club
3 Crazy Jen does a 'dinner for five' with Fez and starts a fight with one of the producers girlfriends.

Also the XM episode when MafiaLife Chris comes in studio and discusses dating a fake Myspace girl

[paulisded]

Also the XM episode when MafiaLife Chris comes in studio and discusses dating a fake Myspace girl

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or the board unity show. Since it was on a Sunday, most people haven't heard it.

[Hottub]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or the board unity show. Since it was on a Sunday, most people haven't heard it.

Thankfully.

[ToiletCrusher]

Anything from WJFK.

[thejives]

Hi Fez,
I really want to hear the WJFK episode where you and Ron and the gang took a call from a woman who was suffering from High Anxiety. Every time she said "high anxiety" you guys sang it.

We used to have it in the file library here, but nobody will tell me where it is now...

Thanks
thejives

[thejives]

Oh, and my wife wants to hear the full 20 minute Jan Brady episode where Ron keeps trying to hang up on Jan but she won't stop telling stories.

Thanks,
Thejives

[thejives]

Oh, and my wife wants to hear the full 20 minute Jan Brady episode where Ron keeps trying to hang up on Jan but she won't stop telling stories.

Thanks,
Thejives

Here's the link if you need it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2846)

It's funnier if you broadcast it.

[mendyweiss]

Oh, and my wife wants to hear the full 20 minute Jan Brady episode where Ron keeps trying to hang up on Jan but she won't stop telling stories.

Thanks,
Thejives
Just the funniest thing I think I have ever heard on the radio !!

[beachbum]

I would really like to hear the Red State/Blue State break again.That was one of my favorites and I don't believe I've ever heard it on a Best of.

Another good set might be the fight show.How many nine y/o's.How many men to beat up a grizzly bear,how to defeat different animals in a fight,etc.

And Fez,thanks for asking.

[Landblast]

Anything from WJFK.

x10

[fezident]

"Radio" was the best caller in R&F history.

[bocephus]

I wanna hear the Subway Superman stuff ...that Autrey guy. When the next day Ron claims to also be a "Hero" for returning a guys wallet he found in a cab, then the who wants to be a millionaire episode the guys are watching when "Autrey" is on.....

Bocephus
CANADA LOVES FEZ FEZ!

[IMSlacker]

A full week's worth of new pre-recorded shows would be great, as long as it's not an inconvenience.

[ToiletCrusher]

A full week's worth of new pre-recorded shows would be great, as long as it's not an inconvenience.

I wouldn't mind that. Preferably all recorded live for replay between 11am and 3pm.

[joecanada]

Love to here the Radio Wars, East Side Dave vs Cream Pie Jones, shows from a couple of summers ago

[PapaBear]

"Radio" was the best caller in R&F history.
You mean Preset Radio Albert? Loved him!

[ToiletCrusher]

Love to here the Radio Wars, East Side Dave vs Cream Pie Jones, shows from a couple of summers ago

Will Sirius allow them to replay shit eating?

[spainlinx0]

Best of Kenny Allen.

[WampusCrandle]

any fights between Earl/Dave/Old Lily/ Pitsy .....
Fez overtips
Ron and Fez on the island

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I wouldn't mind some Roberto hyjinx too.

[Dudeman]

1. if you could replay a spring 2001 bit where ron and fez interview a girl beauty contest organizer, that would be amazing:thumbup:
2. al duche won't jump into a river to save a child:clap:
3. al duche gives $30 to his cousin as a wedding gift :smile:
4. anything with joe poo:flush:
5. greatest show ever: rutger hauer
http://www.philipkdick.com/images_photos-xxxyyy/bladerunner-hauer-01.jpg

[metaregina]

Hi Fez,
I really want to hear the WJFK episode where you and Ron and the gang took a call from a woman who was suffering from High Anxiety. Every time she said "high anxiety" you guys sang it.

We used to have it in the file library here, but nobody will tell me where it is now...


Hi Jives. I just listened to that file for the first time last week. It was an episode where people were telling stories about being trapped, the person with the worst story won South Park DVD's. The high anxiety lady calls in after Stalker Patti in Part 2.

Here are the links:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2246
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2245

[denko]

i'd like to hear the show when ron told us all that fez quit and then fez called in and ron kept calling him stalker patti. that was great.

[denko]

Love to here the Radio Wars, East Side Dave vs Cream Pie Jones, shows from a couple of summers ago



dave power hour where he makes it and then goes off on wackbag is one of my fav XM bits



i have both of these, if you want them PM me. the "shit and shut" was one of my favorite ESD moments.

[jimmyolsenblues]

any time andre the giant shows up
any time bugs vs humans debate
any time humans vs robot/alien
any time ronnie talks about his past
any time talk turn to broken hearted and broken up relationship...

I love ron and fez :)

[JPMNICK]

2 great Billly Staples bits -

where he talks about his daughters wedding.

One Episode Billy Talks about a short story he wrote or maybe it was a poem. It was about a daughter whose dad dies in the middle of the night and the mom gets the phone call. Some stupid premise but R&F rip him the fuck apart so bad for this shitty idea and crush his dreams on the spot.

There was also a Billy Staples bit that has my favorite line ever in R&F history. Ron at one point yells "You can still rape a whore billy". I barely remember the context around it, but if anyone knows I would love to have that on the air.

[AKA]

the problem with that is the same problem O&A have with "best of the staff" shows. someone like Crazed can be funny for an 1hr. But a full 4 hours based around just Crazed bits? Could be a tough listen

Crazy Jen has always brought more to the table than just about anyone else on any of those shows - I'd put Bobo and Perry in that league too, where they can pivot and go in many directions at any given time.

Crazy Jen watertorture + Crazy Jen hypnotized + Crazy Jen calling as "Roxie Carmichael" + Crazy Jen and her Mama (which I don't think was ever made a Best Of) - at least 2 or more hours right there, and that's off the top of my head - throw in her arguing with Mike the Teacher or her time doing stand up comedy and on up to her on XM (the story Ron tells of her coming to New York and thinking her got her tickets to see RENT) - easily a fun time - but, it's already been done, and it might be overkill, especially now that there are so many listeners who have never even heard of her.

[AKA]

Anything from WJFK.

Not that I'm complaining, but man - where was the JFK love 4 years ago?

[Hepcat22]

The Gail-O retro show right after she died. Some really great Fez one-liners in that one.

The best show I ever didn't record.

[boobieman]

Want to hear again when you broke the non-talking and ripped into Earl.

Also when you had an afro show. First having ESD meet O&A.

Hot sauce shaving ESD

Drunk meeting of Fez and Dave after dave pushed your face into the pizza..I never heard that.

SEEYAYAYAYAAAAASEEAAAA

[Rube]

I'd like to hear a Chuckwagoncook compilation that lead up to the giant blow-up between you two.

He's a really good friend of mine Fez-Fez and I hope you don't really hate him. After all....he loves you.

[Space Edge]

A few things I would like to hear

A compilation of all the "Big Ass Fights"

That one bit where Fez talks about going back home for his parents anniversary and Ron fed the guy who gave a speech names of characters Fez plays on the radio.

The opening of the FreeFM show the day Anna Nicole Smith Died

Anything from WJFK & WNEW

What I don't want to hear is the hypnotism shows they seem to get played every single time you guys go on vacation. The shows are good but it would be great to mix things up a bit.

[NosePicker]

when the tram got stuck for like 9 hours. i think iris made an appearance in that one. anything with out billy staples. that retard just gets to me

[beachbum]

How about we just play stuff that wasn't in the Earl rotation.It seemed like every vacation since you guys started at XM the exact same Best Of's were played over and over.

[jlehane3]

the best of Crazy Jen.

One more Crazy Jen fan...bring it ! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/GreekMask.jpg The RedHead from Mars....or Jersey.

[Dudeman]

If people want some context for many references made on the show, play the last break with Rory........

[lleeder]

I'd like a step by step tutorial on how to make a comedy pyramid call with examples of pyramids from the past. Maybe with some intense audio training we can get the callers up to speed for the shows return.

[Mr.Misery]

"This iced tea tastes like pussy juice."

--Ron Bennington

[jlehane3]

Not his appearances so much as his great songs. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/Perrynoid.jpg

[nandopj]

I'd love to hear Ron sit in with Gervais & O&A. He was bouncing off of him really well that morning.

Any bits when Ron does Dr Steve's Wife voice.

Some Midnight Rider and Sapphie would be great.

Any old Board Gossip bits are always fun.

I love the re-joiner where Earl and Fez are making fun of each other with the Rocky theme playing in the background.

I'm sure that since is only my 2nd post, it'll be just thrown out but wanted to put down some of my fave bits from over the years.

Knissors up

[jauble]

The creation of smoke pants.

[jlehane3]

I'd like to hear a Chuckwagoncook compilation that lead up to the giant blow-up between you two.

He's a really good friend of mine Fez-Fez and I hope you don't really hate him. After all....he loves you. Friendship isn't good to abuse. On-air stuff is fine to play games and pranks and goof off for the show gimmicks.You don't want scary people in real life. Once you blow your trust there is a slippery slope,slick and wet,slimy and sluiced,sloshy and slushie like a slurpee.It's a sticky wicket.Don't be THAT GUY.Avoid cliche's like the avian flu or the black flag.Surfs up,be cool to yur school.Sing thru yur nose.:blink: http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/thMarCity2-766x577bbNoiseSEE50Face-.jpg Don't be THAT GUY

[dropinbro]

Hey all, I am in dire need of help and since I cannot post a new topic I did not know where else to post this. I dont know if i missed something, but i can not listen to 202 on my computer anymore. 202 shows up on the player, but it will not play...all the other channels will. I tried a third party app and again every channel plays...but 202. The error message on the third party app says the channel no longer exists or something along those lines. I do not have another computer to test this on, so I am wondering if any of you have experienced this issue and if so, what can I do? 202 isnt premium membership only now is it?
As always, thanks in advanced to all of you and sorry this is in the wrong place!!!
-Geoff

[Moonraker5]

How about some old Comedy Pyramids

[SinFiction]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or the board unity show. Since it was on a Sunday, most people haven't heard it.

Hopefully that is never broadcast on XM again. Message board discussion makes for awful radio.

[D isf or Dangerous]

Any show where Ron rips Earl a new asshole.

An old school comedy pyramid would'nt hurt either.

[D isf or Dangerous]

Hopefully that is never broadcast on XM again. Message board discussion makes for awful radio.

I agree Sin, inside stuff has its place but who really wants to go through that again? There's a reason it was on a Sunday and not a lot of people heard it.... Nobody but the people in the room cared.

[mikeyboy]

I agree Sin, inside stuff has its place but who really wants to go through that again? There's a reason it was on a Sunday and not a lot of people heard it.... Nobody but the people in the room cared.

Even some of the people in the room didn't care so much. We had fun piling on MLC though.

[D isf or Dangerous]

Well I have to admit I always enjoy that. Plug Whore!