Celebrity Milk Carton

[fezident]

Whereabouts unknown.
Last scene : parties in LA.
Any info would be appreciated.

NICKY HILTON
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/stylewatch/gallery/fashion_week/nicky_hilton1.jpg

ASHLEE SIMPSON
http://www.imageandstylenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ashlee-simpson-hairstyles4.jpg

COLIN FARRELL
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/04/colin-farrell-triage.jpg

TARA REID
http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tarareid1.jpg

[IamFogHat]

It was kind of a good idea.

[Aggie]

They all look so greasy!


I don't think I've seen him since the 80s.

http://www.eaglerockwine.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/f1d3de434f44968a26c060d708f8fba4/misc/steve_guttenberg.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Whereabouts unknown.
Last scene : 9/17/2007
Any info would be appreciated.

Fat_Sunny

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=22329&dateline=1190655385

[drjoek]

Whereabouts unknown.
Last scene : 9/17/2007
Any info would be appreciated.

Fat_Sunny

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=22329&dateline=1190655385

Miss Fat_Sunny
:glurps:

[GreatAmericanZero]

all the other Bundys have been working nonstop after "Married With Children". What the fuck?

http://www.screencaptures.net/f/faustino01.jpg

[hammersavage]

Colin Farrell just won a Golden Globe. He's probably shooting his next film.


I was wondering where the hell Tom Jane was until I saw previews for Hung. Now I just miss Barry Pepper.

[Marc with a c]

screech and lisa turtle where are you? you are the only ones standing in the way over my dream.

[GreatAmericanZero]

since this thread started with Nicky Hilton, i assume it doesn't have to be people we are missing and want them to come back

This guy was the worst person ever on SNL who was "popular" enough on that show to actually get a movie or 2. Just so awful..the very definition of "poor man's Martin Short" (who isn't that funny to begin with!) He just sucks ass. Glad his career is a failure and please stay in obscurity!

http://www.nndb.com/people/903/000025828/kattan1.jpg

[hammersavage]

He was in the biggest financial flop in recent movie history. This CGI movie named Delgo. Lowest grossing wide release ever. Made like 500,000 back in February I think.

[Aggie]

He was in the biggest financial flop in recent movie history. This CGI movie named Delgo. Lowest grossing wide release ever. Made like 500,000 back in February I think.

I thought Paris Hilton's movie was worse. But maybe that wasn't wide release.

[Marc with a c]

wanna buy some cooookies?

[Snoogans]

http://mysportsrumors.com/blog/wp-content/themes/revolution-sports/images/vincent_chase.jpg

Vinny Chase

[Marc with a c]

dan cortese. he should be hosting these real world challenges.

he's extreme.

[GreatAmericanZero]

He was in the biggest financial flop in recent movie history. This CGI movie named Delgo. Lowest grossing wide release ever. Made like 500,000 back in February I think.

wasn't that the cgi movie that took so long to come out that long dead people like Anne Bancroft were in the featured cast?

Oh, and it had Freddie Prinze Jr in that too. You can put him and Mathew Lillaird on milk cartons too ( although they may make the milk drinker vomit in their cheerios)

[Snoogans]

dan cortese.

nice. ROCK AND JOCK

Cortese was way better than AWFUL Bill Bellamy

[hammersavage]

How could they not restart Rock and Jock? I want to see Roger McDowell back in a kilt or a 50 point bucket.


Maybe get Shock and Jock to host this new version.

[mikeyboy]

all the other Bundys have been working nonstop after "Married With Children". What the fuck?

http://www.screencaptures.net/f/faustino01.jpg

He has a web sitcom (http://crackle.com/c/Star-ving)

[hammersavage]

I thought Paris Hilton's movie was worse. But maybe that wasn't wide release.

Which one? Tom Sizemore had a movie called Zzyx Road that is the smallest grossing movie ever. It played once on one screen.

[Aggie]

Which one? Tom Sizemore had a movie called Zzyx Road that is the smallest grossing movie ever. It played once on one screen.

Hottie and the Nottie

http://www.the-numbers.com/people/PHILT.php

US Gross was $27,696

[WampusCrandle]

Cheri Oteri

http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/austria/896/cheri-2.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

since this thread started with Nicky Hilton, i assume it doesn't have to be people we are missing and want them to come back

This guy was the worst person ever on SNL who was "popular" enough on that show to actually get a movie or 2. Just so awful..the very definition of "poor man's Martin Short" (who isn't that funny to begin with!) He just sucks ass. Glad his career is a failure and please stay in obscurity!

http://www.nndb.com/people/903/000025828/kattan1.jpg

But he was in Undercover Brother, and for that he deserves our eternal gratitude.

[Snoogans]

But he was in Undercover Brother, and for that he deserves our eternal gratitude.

Id rather watch Under Brother Sister

[hammersavage]

Hottie and the Nottie

http://www.the-numbers.com/people/PHILT.php

US Gross was $27,696


Wow, that's insane
. I knew that was terrible but I thought it made at least half a million.

Delgo is the lowest wide release, it was on 2,000 theaters and was made for $50 million. It averaged 2 viewers per theater. Maybe Paris, Kattan and Sizemore should come together for some sort of uber bomb project.

[Snoogans]

Wow, that's insane
. I knew that was terrible but I thought it made at least half a million.

Delgo is the lowest wide release, it was on 2,000 theaters and was made for $50 million. It averaged 2 viewers per theater. Maybe Paris, Kattan and Sizemore should come together for some sort of uber bomb project.

if it was in 2000 theaters and avg 2 per theater, thats 4000 tickets sold. Musta been one expensive ticket to make 50 mill

[TheMojoPin]

Id rather watch Under Brother Sister

Don't be hating on the classics.

[Snoogans]

Don't be hating on the classics.

I actually like Undercover Brother. I just wanted to bring up the awesome porno spin off

[hammersavage]

if it was in 2000 theaters and avg 2 per theater, thats 4000 tickets sold. Musta been one expensive ticket to make 50 mill


Read it again but slower.

[Snoogans]

Wow, that's insane
. I knew that was terrible but I thought it made at least half a million.

Delgo is the lowest wide release, it was on 2,000 theaters and was made for $50 million. It averaged 2 viewers per theater. .

maybe you should read it slower, and then fix it, stupid

[hammersavage]

A film was made for $50 million. That's called a budget, not a gross.

[Snoogans]

A film was made for $50 million. That's called a budget, not a gross.

oh fuck
HAHAHA.

Man i gotta stop smokin weed in the afternoon

[fezident]

http://g.sheetmusicplus.com/Look-Inside/covers/WB-PG9907.jpg

[hammersavage]

Haha. I figured.

And no you don't.

[Snoogans]

btw now that you got me curious on this movie, this is on its Wiki Page:
the film has grossed $694,782

and it does say it avg 2 viewers per the 2000 theaters. Meaning 4000 tickets. Somehow that means the tickets were over 173 bucks a piece

[hammersavage]

Maybe it doesn't count foreign gross in that 2 per theater average.


Bottom line is Chris Kattan is a no talent faggot. Except for Corky Romano.

[fezident]

dan cortese. he should be hosting these real world challenges.

he's extreme.
Dan Cortese and Eric Neis (sp?) need a reality show.
I wouldn't watch it but, it definitely SHOULD exist.

[hammersavage]

http://g.sheetmusicplus.com/Look-Inside/covers/WB-PG9907.jpg

What a low point in entertainment. When Garth hosted and Chris sang on SNL. Where were people to tell him how bad of an idea that was?

[Snoogans]

Distributor-for-hire[1] Freestyle Releasing is distributing the film in 2,000 theaters — 1,500 in the U.S. and 500 in Canada

Delgo received the title of "Worst Wide Release Opening Ever" by only earning $511,920 on 2,160 screens. That is equal to about an average of only thirty viewers per showing site

Delgo was a major flop at the box office. The film opened poorly at #18 with $511,920 breaking the record for the lowest opening weekend in wide release.[18][19] During its six-day release on December 18, the film has grossed $694,782.[2] An estimated two viewers on average were in attendance per theatre


Wiki just confused me


AND SOMEHOW THIS MOVIE HAS A BETTER ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE THAN FUCKIN AIRHEADS

[fezident]

Chris Kattan is a no talent faggot. ESPECIALLY for Corky Romano.

fixed

[mikeyboy]

if it was in 2000 theaters and avg 2 per theater, thats 4000 tickets sold. Musta been one expensive ticket to make 50 mill

It was made for 50 million.

edit: nevermind.

[Snoogans]

Dan Cortese and Eric Neis (sp?) need a reality show.
I wouldn't watch it but, it definitely SHOULD exist.

Fuck Eric Neese. He had like 18 MTV shows.

[Snoogans]

It was made for 50 million.

we have established this already, thanks for reading

[hammersavage]

AND SOMEHOW THIS MOVIE HAS A BETTER ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE THAN FUCKIN AIRHEADS

Ha! That really is fucking bullshit. What does Airheads have? 13%
.

And was that Ernie Hudsons last role? Where has he been?

[hammersavage]

It was made for 50 million.

edit: nevermind.

Stop smoking weed in the afternoon, Mikey

[Snoogans]

Ha! That really is fucking bullshit. What does Airheads have? 13%
.

And was that Ernie Hudsons last role? Where has he been?

last roll? That movie was like 94, he was on oz like 8 years after.

He also did the immortal classic, SHARK ATTACK 2.

And the best Western of all time. Cherokee Kid. nothing but massive successes for Ernie Hudson.

And its been awhile since I looked but i remember airheads gettin like 8% and me being REALLY pissed

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Boner from Growing Pains has been missing since 1987


why wont he resurface for the love of pete

[mikeyboy]

AND SOMEHOW THIS MOVIE HAS A BETTER ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE THAN FUCKIN AIRHEADS

No, it doesn't.

[hammersavage]

last roll? That movie was like 94, he was on oz like 8 years after.

He also did the immortal classic, SHARK ATTACK 2.

And the best Western of all time. Cherokee Kid. nothing but massive successes for Ernie Hudson.

And its been awhile since I looked but i remember airheads gettin like 8% and me being REALLY pissed

Yea, I meant movie. And I haven't seen Shark Attack 2 yet.

And on that note, where's Sinbad?
Jingle All the Way and then nothing.

[Snoogans]

No, it doesn't.

isnt airheads like 10%

[mikeyboy]

isnt airheads like 10%

23%

[Snoogans]

Yea, I meant movie. And I haven't seen Shark Attack 2 yet.

And on that note, where's Sinbad?
Jingle All the Way and then nothing.

wait wait. Are you actually implying Sinbad once did a good movie?

[hammersavage]

23%

Even that is bullshit. Its at least a 25% for the Stuttering John line.

[Snoogans]

23%

man its crankin. Thats still bullshit. It should be way higher.

There was some other movie I really liked and was tellin epo in chat one night was awesome and it got like 8% on rotten tomatoes and now he wont watch it.

Maybe it was Class Act

[hammersavage]

wait wait. Are you actually implying Sinbad once did a good movie?


Sarcastically, yes I am.

[Snoogans]

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[TheMojoPin]

Sarcastically, yes I am.

Philistines.

http://www.stopmikelupica.com/sml/Necessary%20Roughness.jpg

[Snoogans]

Philistines.

http://www.stopmikelupica.com/sml/Necessary%20Roughness.jpg

PLEASE

Andre does not eat raw meat. Because Andre is a vegetarian

[hammersavage]

Philistines.

http://www.stopmikelupica.com/sml/Necessary%20Roughness.jpg


Fuck. Terrible job outta me.

[TheMojoPin]

Guys, I'm looking for the biggets bunch of losers....to ever become winners.

[hammersavage]

What ever happened to Manu Manu the slender?

[Snoogans]

Guys, I'm looking for the biggets bunch of losers....to ever become winners.

You cant lose though. You got the Maestro as your coach:

http://theloveofmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/private-resort.jpg

man Hector Elizondo sucks

[Snoogans]

except for beverly hills cop 3. CLASSIC. I DONT WANNA HEAR A FUCKIN WORD OTHERWISE

[cougarjake13]

He has a web sitcom (http://crackle.com/c/Star-ving)

oh god hes with another 80's has been ... corin nemic