So I Am Writing This Book....

[biggirl]

I have been meaning to write a book for years. Now, I have thought of a really good plot. So my question is does anyone mind if I use your names in this book?

Also, I need a picture of drjoek's beach house so I can visualize this place.

I won't use your name if you vote no. But, that means you will not receive any proceeds of my book sales.

[topless_mike]

as long as im not the one that gets caught with a dick in my ass, im ok with it.

not that it ever happened, of course.
:unsure:

[Dougie Brootal]

as long as im not the one that gets caught with a dick in my ass, im ok with it.

not that it ever happened, of course.
:unsure:

ill be that guy!

[drjoek]

I have been meaning to write a book for years. Now, I have thought of a really good plot. So my question is does anyone mind if I use your names in this book?

Also, I need a picture of drjoek's beach house so I can visualize this place.

I won't use your name if you vote no. But, that means you will not receive any proceeds of my book sales.



Go right ahead I would be flattered. Ill get a pic of the house to you.

[Furtherman]

I have been meaning to write a book for years.

A book about.... Ronfez.net?

[biggirl]

A book about.... Ronfez.net?

No, no. Well, kind of, but not really. Does that give you any good hints about the plot?

[Furtherman]

No, no. Well, kind of, but not really. Does that give you any good hints about the plot?

I'd imagine it's roughly the same as One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

[boosterp]

You can use me any time. :king:

[RhinoinMN]

Interesting how she is asking permission via anonymous poll.

[topless_mike]

Interesting how she is asking permission via anonymous poll.

the poll is a quick visual of the count of yes and no's genuis.

the yes or no posts make it obvious.

[RhinoinMN]

the poll is a quick visual of the count of yes and no's genuis.

the yes or no posts make it obvious.

In that case. She can use my real name, but not my board name.

[drjoek]

In that case. She can use my real name, but not my board name.



Are you argueing with your wife in a thread ?
Who are you the new tenbats/matty fridays?

[RhinoinMN]

Are you argueing with your wife in a thread ?
Who are you the new tenbats/matty fridays?

I never argue with her, and fuck you for comparing me to him.

[drjoek]

I never argue with her, and fuck you for comparing me to him.



Smart man
What you don't like the new mean drjoek?
I'm sorry
Hug?

[topless_mike]

Are you argueing with your wife in a thread ?
Who are you the new tenbats/matty fridays?

:laugh:

[mikeyboy]

Are you argueing with your wife in a thread ?
Who are you the new tenbats/matty fridays?

Personal attack!!!!!

:banning:

[RhinoinMN]

Personal attack!!!!!

:banning:

Do it.


Do it.

[Aggie]

Is it about "a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"?

[biggirl]

Interesting how she is asking permission via anonymous poll.

Yeah, I just realized this myself. Oh well!

[drjoek]

Personal attack!!!!!

:banning:



Maybe I was complimenting Rhino on his choice of a mentor?
Just because you don't like him doesn't mean he and I aren't close friends. :tongue:
:lol:

[biggirl]

Personal attack!!!!!

:banning:

Do it.


Do it.


Dammit...don't ban my main character.

[topless_mike]

Is it about "a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"?

ohhhhhhhhhhh
tell me more tell me more..

[ANC]

Dammit...don't ban my main character.

Is it about a dentist who violates his patient while they are under?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Seinfeld_s8e19.jpg

[TjM]

Max Powers is the name Ma'am

[RhinoinMN]

Is it about a dentist who violates his patient while they are under?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Seinfeld_s8e19.jpg

Not a chance. biggirl is an anti-dentite.

[biggirl]

Is it about a dentist who violates his patient while they are under?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Seinfeld_s8e19.jpg


I am thinking along these lines, but while the patient is under he takes him/her to his beach house and violates him/her and the patient is left there and then the people arrive for the beach party and people call the cops and then it becomes a mystery as to who violated this person as all of the guests are now under suspicion. :glurps:

Good Huh?

This wasn't my original plot. I may have to write 2 books now.

[drjoek]

Dammit...don't ban my main character.


How can this book NOT be a best seller? Have you locked up the movie rights yet?
Orthodontist movies always open big and have staying power (just like orthodontists hiyo)

[SatCam]

Sure you can use my name




if you pay a nominal one-time licensing fee. Contact my agent for more information

[topless_mike]

I am thinking along these lines, but while the patient is under he takes him/her to his beach house and violates him/her and the patient is left there and then the people arrive for the beach party and people call the cops and then it becomes a mystery as to who violated this person as all of the guests are now under suspicion. :glurps:

Good Huh?

This wasn't my original plot. I may have to write 2 books now.

i have a better idea.

somewhere in the desert of new mexico, this evil company set on destroying the world takes 1,000 kids and isolates them 24/7. complete isolation from contact with any other human being. they are raised until age 18. then they are brought on buses and dropped in the middle of NYC to roam free.
secretly, they were drugged in one of their meals and this chip was implanted in their head by a rogue scientist set on destroying the company. these kids (adults?) now are instructed (via computer chip) to return to the evil lab and destroy everything in it, including people working there.

[Gvac]

Can I be a cowboy in it?

Or maybe an assassin?

[Marc with a c]

Can I be a cowboy in it?

Or maybe an assassin?

you'll need a hat, but why not be a cowboy assassin?

[Gvac]

you'll need a hat, but why not be a cowboy assassin?

This book is practically writing itself.

[Marc with a c]

maybe a cowboy assassin author.

[BlackSpider]

Interesting how she is asking permission via anonymous poll.

Thank you for saying what needed to be said...

[biggirl]

Thank you for saying what needed to be said...

I already said I forgot...gese you guys.

[Gvac]

maybe a cowboy assassin author.

That's just ridiculous.



Or is it...?

[Recyclerz]

I usually only read books about murder at the Super Bowl, but I might make an exception in this case.

And Biggirl, you're using the wrong business model - you should be charging these mooks to get their names in the book not vice versa. They'll do anything for attention. :wink:

[RhinoinMN]

I usually only read books about murder at the Super Bowl, but I might make an exception in this case.

And Biggirl, you're using the wrong business model - you should be charging these mooks to get their names in the book not vice versa. They'll do anything for attention. :wink:

http://www.settimanasportiva.it/data/news/Blaylock.jpg

http://unsportsmanlikecomment.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mookie1.jpg

They'll probably take pennies at this point.

[Snoogans]

Nice job. Have a vote asking people if you can use their name and then DONT set the poll to see their names.


And yes you can. I hope you Libel and Slander me and I sue and get rich

[RhinoinMN]

Nice job. Have a vote asking people if you can use their name and then DONT set the poll to see their names.


And yes you can. I hope you Libel and Slander me and I sue and get rich

I have the feeling that you just like to talk without reading.

[RhinoinMN]

Nice job. Have a vote asking people if you can use their name and then DONT set the poll to see their names.


And yes you can. I hope you Libel and Slander me and I sue and get rich

Rich has nothing to do with this and do not send Ms. Bender after him.

Leave that dirty work for Ms. Dean

[biggirl]

Nice job. Have a vote asking people if you can use their name and then DONT set the poll to see their names.


And yes you can. I hope you Libel and Slander me and I sue and get rich

Don't worry, I wasn't using everyone. I already got the yes's I needed.

[Snoogans]

Nice job. Have a vote asking people if you can use their name and then DONT set the poll to see their names.


And yes you can. I hope you Libel and Slander me and I sue and get rich

I have the feeling that you just like to talk without reading.

ummm:

I have been meaning to write a book for years. Now, I have thought of a really good plot. So my question is does anyone mind if I use your names in this book?

Also, I need a picture of drjoek's beach house so I can visualize this place.

I won't use your name if you vote no. But, that means you will not receive any proceeds of my book sales.

What am I missing?

[RhinoinMN]

Interesting how she is asking permission via anonymous poll.

Yeah, I just realized this myself. Oh well!

Thank you for saying what needed to be said...

I already said I forgot...gese you guys.

ummm:



What am I missing?


.

[Gvac]

I guess my question is going to remain unanswered.

Fine.

Be that way.

[Snoogans]

.

seriously? It was a poll asking something. So i read the question and responded to the poll. Why would I give a fuck what the rest of you think? Obviously I'm not gonna read all that bullshit.


This was probably the MOST on topic for a thread that I have EVER been and I'm gettin shit for it. Fuckin hilarious

[RhinoinMN]

seriously? It was a poll asking something. So i read the question and responded to the poll. Why would I give a fuck what the rest of you think? Obviously I'm not gonna read all that bullshit.


This was probably the MOST on topic for a thread that I have EVER been and I'm gettin shit for it. Fuckin hilarious

I agree. I'm laughing with you. You said what had been said and asked what you were missing. I provided the info at no charge.

[Snoogans]

I agree. I'm laughing with you. You said what had been said and asked what you were missing. I provided the info at no charge.

i thought you meant from the main question. You acted as if for some reason I should read everyone's opinion. As if it mattered in someway.


only TWO people's opinions on this board now matter to me

[biggirl]

I guess my question is going to remain unanswered.

Fine.

Be that way.

If it was about being a cowboy, no, I am not writing a western. I'll try to work you in my story. Maybe you will be the guy going shopping for a new cowboy hat or something like that.

[RhinoinMN]

I guess my question is going to remain unanswered.

Fine.

Be that way.

It is not my book, but since I will probably financing it, yes you would make a great cowboy. Are more of a poncho or lefty type?

[biggirl]

As if it mattered in someway.




Oh it does matter...this is going to be a best seller. I'll send you a copy, autographed.

[Snoogans]

Oh it does matter...this is going to be a best seller. I'll send you a copy, autographed.

That book could sell 400 million copies and I still wouldnt give a fuck about anyone on this boards opinion, sans RoseBlood and Phish

[RhinoinMN]

i thought you meant from the main question. You acted as if for some reason I should read everyone's opinion. As if it mattered in someway.


only TWO people's opinions on this board now matter to me

Gaz and Spaz?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

only if I am known as "Hippo the Handsome One"

[Snoogans]

only if I am known as "Hippo the Handsome One"

On Mercury maybe, where you'd actually weigh under 300 pounds

[RhinoinMN]

That book could sell 400 million copies and I still wouldnt give a fuck about anyone on this boards opinion, sans RoseBlood and Phish

I thought Rosebrat was a character.

[biggirl]

only if I am known as "Hippo the Handsome One"

sure. no problem.

[mikeyboy]

That book could sell 400 million copies and I still wouldnt give a fuck about anyone on this boards opinion, sans RoseBlood and Phish

emo Snoogans

[Gvac]

If it was about being a cowboy, no, I am not writing a western. I'll try to work you in my story. Maybe you will be the guy going shopping for a new cowboy hat or something like that.

Can I kill someone while I'm doing it?

[biggirl]

Can I kill someone while I'm doing it?

we'll see...I am still in the planning stages...I may be able to.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

You can use my name. Can I be someone who steals a hat from a cowboy assassin? That would be totally cool.

[STC-Dub]

Sure, just don't tell anyone.

[Gvac]

It is not my book, but since I will probably financing it, yes you would make a great cowboy. Are more of a poncho or lefty type?

I still don't know what that song is about.

Are they the same person?

Did Lefty rat out Pancho?

Either way, I wanna be Pancho.

[Gvac]

You can use my name. Can I be someone who steals a hat from a cowboy assassin? That would be totally cool.

My arch nemesis! :annoyed:

[RhinoinMN]

I still don't know what that song is about.

Are they the same person?

Did Lefty rat out Pancho?

Either way, I wanna be Pancho.

I will save my thoughts for a personal discussion over a bottle of Makers Mark in September.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

My arch nemesis! :annoyed:
I'm the least of your worries
grandpa.

[epo]

Do I get points? If not, them I'm out.

[Gvac]

I will save my thoughts for a personal discussion over a bottle of Makers Mark in September.

Fine, as long as we play the Townes Van Zandt version, followed by Willie and Merle, and then Emmylou Harris' take on it.

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard a bad version of that song.

[Snoogans]

Do I get points? If not, them I'm out.

come work for me. ill give you points on the package

[TooLowBrow]

i hope this is a cookbook

[epo]

come work for me. ill give you points on the package

At least someone understands how business works around here. I maybe be from the midwest, but I'm not gonna get played like a rube.

[biggirl]

So...I had to bring this thread up again because I went to Barnes and Noble and saw a book titled Summer House I thought someone had stolen my idea...I read the back and luckily it was about a grandmother and her favorite granddaughter inheriting her summerhouse...Phew...

After all of that work drjoek went through to send me a pic of his beach house. I almost shit my pants right there in Barnes and Noble.

Oh and yep...I started writing while I was on vacation a couple of weeks ago...

[epo]

That book could sell 400 million copies and I still wouldnt give a fuck about anyone on this boards opinion, sans RoseBlood and Phish

Your lack of respect for my opinion is disappointing.

SHOW RESPECT, DAMMIT!

[~Katja~]

Good luck with the writing and you can use my pathetic love life as well as my name :)

[biggirl]

Good luck with the writing and you can use my pathetic love life as well as my name :)

You, me, and joek are the main characters. :wub:

[Gvac]

You, me, and joek are the main characters. :wub:

What the fuck?

No Big Daddy G?

[biggirl]

What the fuck?

No Big Daddy G?

Don't you worry big guy...I got an extra special part just for you.

[Gvac]

Don't you worry big guy...I got an extra special part just for you.

Katja throws herself at me, just like in real life?

[~Katja~]

Katja throws herself at me, just like in real life?
LMAO! I just spit out my wine!

[biggirl]

Katja throws herself at me, just like in real life?

Dammit...I'll have to change my rough notes...I didn't know she already did that. I want this book to be special, pure..

[Contra]

You can use my name. I don't have to be a character if you don't want to use me, just mention me in the dedication.

[boosterp]

Well, since you and Ryan know my real name, I want to be the a loner cowboy who has a small cattle ranch. Although, Richard does not make a good cowboy name my middle name might. I occasionally ride into town to play cards and drink at the bar with the other characters.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I think Lenny would be a great name for a book character.

Just saying.