How may I attract the ladies?

[legroommusic]

Horde king, I've tried oils and lotions and all kinds of potions, but the ladies ain't buyin into the legend. How can I turn this around?

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[Se7en]

Money. Lots of money.

And it helps to have enormous genitals. That's always worked for me.

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[legroommusic]

Dude, I'm asian. I'm not going far, even with all the tricks I can do with my member. What can I get for $1.50?

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[RF Godfather]

leg, why you have to go with the size of the unit when you are referring to the asian population?

$1.50... One way ticket to her house? Buy her a 99 cent meal from Mickey D's perhaps?

Seriously though brotha, you don't need money by any stretch of the imagination. Just treat the ladies right and eventually you will find and attract the ladies.

Then after you get a lady you don't really need to spend money until anniversaries, etc. You can just spend time together or just walk around beatiful Manhattan. Hope that helps, fellow Asian.

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[Sheeplovr]

U could change you name to Gvac

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[GvacNoMore]

Legroom...aside from Sheeplovr's somewhat obvious (but nonetheless brilliant) solution, I suggest hanging out with someone that women find absolutely hideous and repugnant. This way, they can't help but find YOU attractive when you're out and about. Hey, TomPoo, help the guy out, huh?

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[TheGameHHH]

Leg, while Gvac's advice is probably worth your while, don't underestimate the fact that having a huge d*ck helps alot as well.

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[JerryTaker]

I suggest hanging out with someone that women find absolutely hideous and repugnant


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[TLM]

Stop looking... When you are looking for someone it seems to repell them... Everytime I'm out somewhere and forget that women are around is when they start hitting on me. Try ignoring them LOL

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[HordeKing1]

LEGROOMMUSIC - Be yourself! Don't change your behavior to what you think others expect of you - you'll come off phony. Besides their expectations are not more valid than yours.

Self confidence helps a lot with many things including meeting women. Don't be afraid to go over to someone you are attracted to and indroduce yourself.

Pursue your interests and hobbies. Those are often good ways to meet people who share something in common.


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[brodieman]

quote:
"I've tried oils and lotions and all kinds of potions, but the ladies ain't buy in into the legend"

maybe if you lose the postions and oils and lotions and just start talking to them you might get a better reaction.

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[legroommusic]

One thing that I noticed is that the ladies love a greasy man. Greasy and hairy. Rogaine on the body does all of that

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[HordeKing1]

Don't get rid of the lotion. You don't want any sensitive areas getting chaffed.

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[legroommusic]

If I apply rogaine on my member, then have sex(hypothetically) will that cause inner growth of hair inside a lady?

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i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name. At least these guys'll take me.

[RF Godfather]

If I apply rogaine on my member, then have sex(hypothetically) will that cause inner growth of hair inside a lady?What are you, Sheepy all of a sudden?

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[Gaia]

Chloraform and duct tape.

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[LtBoogaloo]

Have you tried using mating calls? Or maybe put up decoy inflatable women nearby so as to lure some closer?



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[Icebox]

Be yourself! Don't change your behavior to what you think others expect of you - you'll come off phony.

More wise words from the king!! I agree with this advice because if you do end up meeting somebody she'll find out who you reaaly are eventually. If you were to go with Gaia's suggestion, then be sure to have a soundproof location to keep the girl in like a basement or something.


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[impactplayer2k1]

leg, just go with the "surprise sex", it works!

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[HordeKing1]

Rogain only has potential to work in areas that formerly had hair. Since the interior of the vagina is hairless, the rogaine won't affect it.

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[RF Godfather]

Chlorofirm and cat o'9 tails

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[CovDiesel]

It helps to be hung like me... chicks dig the small package... it makes them less intimidated... god bless the twelve year olds....

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[Jackie Sloan]

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