Office fridge ettiquette

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I went to put my leftovers into one of the office fridges and there, sitting on the shelf, was a cardboard and mesh box that read: "Bait. Live Crickets"

WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! I work with ANIMALS!

[Tall_James]

Tomorrow leave a box in the fridge with "Stool sample" on it.

And smear some chocolate on it for good measure.

[underdog]

Your office is the craziest place in the world.

[Death Metal Moe]

Live bait? I didn't even know you could get that down your neck of the woods.

Out in PA they have vending machines that spit out worms and such, it's nice for them I guess.

But yea, living stuff is a no no in a shared office space, that's fucking nasty shit.

[Chigworthy]

There is a bag of frozen bananas, peel and all, in the freezer at my department for the last year. It makes no sense.

The evidence freezer is nasty, but nothing beats the walk-in where dead animals are stored. It smells like roast beef when you open the door. It's the stuff of nightmares.

[mdr55]

You should have freed the crickets in the park or something. Fight the power!

[Kris10]

Tomorrow leave a box in the fridge with "Stool sample" on it.

And smear some chocolate on it for good measure.

next week, urine sample

[Chigworthy]

next week, urine sample

Rockstar energy drink looks precisely like piss in a cup. Or just put real piss in there, fuck 'em.

[Kris10]

Rockstar energy drink looks precisely like piss in a cup.

:thumbup: i wish i had one of those urine sample cups! I'd want the full effect!

[Chigworthy]

:thumbup: i wish i had one of those urine sample cups! I'd want the full effect!

Tupperware salad dressing cups have that look. Make sure the Rockstar is flat, no one falls for carbonated piss. I should be a fake urine sample construction consultant.

[KingModem]

I went to put my leftovers into one of the office fridges and there, sitting on the shelf, was a cardboard and mesh box that read: "Bait. Live Crickets"

WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! I work with ANIMALS!

Maybe he was going fishing after work! C'Mon!!!!

There are people all the time that leave nightcrawlers in the fridge because most of them go straight from the office to the lake to fish, that way they can avoid their wives and say they were working late.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm interested to hear what the person needed crickets for. I'm guessing pet snakes.

[Chigworthy]

I'm interested to hear what the person needed crickets for. I'm guessing pet snakes.

Or cricket salad.

[styckx]

This is a pet peeve of mine.. The office fridge.

Two things that fucking kill me.

There is always the guy who puts shit in there, it sits for fucking weeks untouched. Someone finally decides to throw it the fuck away and the person who put it in there suddenly gives a shit and asks about his missing shit.

DICKHEAD FAGGOT THAT EATS OTHER PEOPLES FOOD IN THE FRIDGE. Holy shit. I once put a brick of Ellios pizza in the fridge once. Had a day off, came back and someone with their grubby hands broke off a rectangle of pizza for themselves.

[Death Metal Moe]

Or cricket salad.

Mmmmm, so healthful and delicious.

[Devo37]

you experience some strange, strange, stuff FuzzyButt! :laugh:

as for myself, our "office fridge" is a nasty mess that hasn't been cleaned out in months. i can't understand why people would leave things in there without having the common courtesy to think, "i didn't eat that turkey sandwich i put in there last week, so i'll just throw it out". i don't even open the door to it anymore, lest the funk smell ooze out.

thankfully, my department got our own little mini-fridge. since there's only 4 of us, we're able to keep it under control.

[PapaBear]

There is always the guy who puts shit in there, it sits for fucking weeks untouched. Someone finally decides to throw it the fuck away and the person who put it in there suddenly gives a shit and asks about his missing shit.
Simple solution for that. Most places I've worked have had a sign on the door that says EVERYTHING will be thrown out during weekly fridge cleaning. Of course, that only works, if someone cleans the fridge every week.

[bigfatfuck]

This is a pet peeve of mine.. The office fridge.

Two things that fucking kill me.

There is always the guy who puts shit in there, it sits for fucking weeks untouched. Someone finally decides to throw it the fuck away and the person who put it in there suddenly gives a shit and asks about his missing shit.

DICKHEAD FAGGOT THAT EATS OTHER PEOPLES FOOD IN THE FRIDGE. Holy shit. I once put a brick of Ellios pizza in the fridge once. Had a day off, came back and someone with their grubby hands broke off a rectangle of pizza for themselves.

That was yours? :ohmy:

Sorry. :unsure:

[Fallon]

I've been stealing Joe's gelato every day for the past two weeks.

[biggirl]

thankfully, my department got our own little mini-fridge. since there's only 4 of us, we're able to keep it under control.



When I actually worked at my office job many of us had our own fridges too. A lot of the temps would steal our lunches or pop if we left it in the break room fridge.

Our fridge at home and at our camper is always stocked with night crawlers. Gross. I can't even stand seeing that container because I am always afraid it will fall out and get all over
the floor while I am home alone. I hate worms...yucko!

[ToiletCrusher]

Eat the crickets. Leave the legs.

It's only polite.

[spoon]

I be thinking this here thread is in the wrong forum.

[Jujubees2]

That's why I keep the office fridge in my office!

[A.J.]

Tomorrow leave a box in the fridge with "Stool sample" on it.

And smear some chocolate on it for good measure.

And some bits of corn and crushed peanuts.

[EddieMoscone]

I went to put my leftovers into one of the office fridges and there, sitting on the shelf, was a cardboard and mesh box that read: "Bait. Live Crickets"

WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! I work with ANIMALS!

Were there actually crickets in it? Or was he just using a box that said "Bait. Live Crickets." as a lunch box? If he got some free boxes this doesn't seem to crazy to me. Plus it doesn't seem like live crickets are the type of thing that needs to be refrigerated.

DICKHEAD FAGGOT THAT EATS OTHER PEOPLES FOOD IN THE FRIDGE. Holy shit. I once put a brick of Ellios pizza in the fridge once. Had a day off, came back and someone with their grubby hands broke off a rectangle of pizza for themselves.

For this reason. Act like you have crickets in the box so no one eats your delicious hoagie.

[brettmojo]

Crickets are delicious... Just because they're not your cup of tea doesn't mean others don't enjoy them.

Anything without a name on it is fair game.

[Crossweird]

"I don't want to share you with my live crickets. I want you for myself."

[SatCam]

I dont think crickets like pb&j anyway

[Kris10]

Rockstar energy drink looks precisely like piss in a cup. Or just put real piss in there, fuck 'em.

You are a professional!

For whatever reason my company actually has someone who is an employee that is a shift janitor. We have 3 frigs and each is assigned to be cleaned out completely on Mon & Thurs. @ 1:30pm. It's so fuckin annoying because my lunch break is @ 2pm and sure as hell there is my lunch thrown out every garbage day. I've learned to order in on those days.