Recommendations for Fez

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think a great idea for us, as a community, is to share recommendations for Fez (and maybe everyone) to help expand your outlook on life. It's not just culture; it's food, it's traveling, it's experiences that help you maximize your life.

I'll start small, and I'll recommend "Joe-Joes" cookies. They are trader Joe's version of Oreos, but organic and more delicious.

Also, I think Fez would enjoy taking a walk on the boardwalk in Ocean Grove, NJ.

[sink]

Always swallow and remember, lube is for pussies.

[Death Metal Moe]

I like what ya did Matty but I'm afraid I know how this thread will end up.

My suggestion to Fez is if he has a small balcony in his apartment, get a hibachi or small portable propane grill and cook some of your own food on it. I always enjoy cooking, you can control your ingredients and portions much better and you'll save money.

I say start with veggie kabobs. Mushrooms, red pepper and onion on skewers. Coat the veggies in olive oil. Then pepper and grill until they're brown basically. Put the onions on 1st because they usually take longer.

Just a suggestion.

[JerseyRich]

Wow is this a terrible idea.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wow is this a terrible idea.

You know, since you posted, I was thinking that maybe Fez could try a creative outlet, like taking pictures or something.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Forgive me Fezzie so I can forgive you.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Forgive me Fezzie so I can forgive you.

Don't make it about you.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Don't make it about you.
BLA, BLA,BLA. that's all I hear.

[TobyWong]

Maybe getting a pet would be a good idea.

[underdog]

Never listen to Matty.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Maybe getting a pet would be a good idea.

New listener?

[Death Metal Moe]

BLA, BLA,BLA. that's all I hear.

Right back at ya.

[TobyWong]

well, OK, Skippy didn't work out that well. Maybe a parakeet?

[Death Metal Moe]

well, OK, Skippy didn't work out that well. Maybe a parakeet?

I don't think Fez needs anything that is a responsibility beyond the cat to be honest. And I only base that on how he talked about Skippy on the air and how he hardly brings the cat up now.

[KatPw]

Knitting is a very fun and meditative hobby. The first knitting guilds were men-only, since they were considered artisans. Supposedly Russel Crowe and Brad Pitt are knitters. So it is a very manly hobby. Plus you can stab people with your pointy sticks whenever they get out of line.

[TobyWong]

I don't think Fez needs anything that is a responsibility beyond the cat to be honest. And I only base that on how he talked about Skippy on the air and how he hardly brings the cat up now.



You are probably right.

Maybe a roadtrip with someone he really likes and trusts like HTG or Kathleen From The Bronx? I just feel sorry for the guy cooped up on that haunted island. The open road could do him a lot of good.

[Death Metal Moe]

You are probably right.

Maybe a roadtrip with someone he really likes and trusts like HTG or Kathleen From The Bronx? I just feel sorry for the guy cooped up on that haunted island. The open road could do him a lot of good.

I agree that I feel bad he's in that apartment a lot, but let's not forget. Everyone is different and everyone is comfortable in different places. That's why I suggested the hibachi, it's something in his apartment.

I'm not looking to break Fez's habits, maybe being a homebody is just his way.

[West.Coast.Skippy]

i think it would be interesting for fez to try a podcast on his own.

[Death Metal Moe]

i think it would be interesting for fez to try a podcast on his own.

That could be interesting. Maybe just start with a 15 minute deal and go from there. He'd need help setting it up but I'm sure one of the show guys could help him.

[instrument]

the second thing in life i'm fairly sure of is that fez doesn't listen to anyones recommendations.

if he hasn't listened to ron all these years, wtf makes you think he's going to pay attention to a thread on a message board?

[BinaryTaoist]

In all seriousness...

Maybe Fez should go to a doctor and get his eyes checked.

I remember a few years ago when Ant mentioned hiring a chef to prepare meals for him each week that simply needed to be heated up... Fez should do this so he gets a healthy & delicious meal that has some variety... I always get depressed when I hear Fezzies 'set-in-stone' weekly menu.

Get off retard island and move closer to your people!

Don't worry, be happy.

[Goatweed]

rest camp!!

[Chigworthy]

The restorative powers of nature are unmatched. Visit parks, but not the manufactured city landscape ones, a real intact park where you can't hear the overbearing presence of humanity. To sit with nature and just observe for even a short period of time is therapeutic.

[TjM]

Get off retard island and move closer to your people!
Greenwich Village?

[underdog]

Knitting is a very fun and meditative hobby. The first knitting guilds were men-only, since they were considered artisans. Supposedly Russel Crowe and Brad Pitt are knitters. So it is a very manly hobby. Plus you can stab people with your pointy sticks whenever they get out of line.

Fez doesn't look like a knitter to me.

[stormy1065]

I think fez is afraid of his people.that's why he's on retard islands

[KatPw]

Fez doesn't look like a knitter to me.

But knitters come in all shapes and sizes, colors and creeds.

[MacVittie]

I saw a great movie the other night called "GAP", you should check it out Fezzie.

[WampusCrandle]

I have no idea if he has done this, but Fez should go check out the greatest museums in the world right in his backyard. MOMA, the Met, the Sex Museum - that really would be a great way to dive into different cultures and ideas.

[walker]

I reccomend that Fez get a rim job

[~Katja~]

I recommend a trip to Germany to visit MY family... they are so annoying yet it is surprisingly relaxing... everything here is green, clean and beautiful... and a little bit sexual (except fo my family...hehe) ... even the elephants at the zoo make out...

[Tall_James]

Germans make have a hard veneer but underneath they're all sensual animals. Grrrrr.....

[Hottub]

Oh, the Germans are coming after me... No, they're so big and strong... Protect me from the Germans!


http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/20394/2005690001803076650_rs.jpg

[EliSnow]

Germans make have a hard veneer but underneath they're all sensual animals. Grrrrr.....

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10546/85003-miss-oatlash_400.jpg

[TjM]

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10546/85003-miss-oatlash_400.jpg

Does it make me sick to find that hot?

[fezfez]

I think a great idea for us, as a community, is to share recommendations for Fez (and maybe everyone) to help expand your outlook on life. It's not just culture; it's food, it's traveling, it's experiences that help you maximize your life.

I'll start small, and I'll recommend "Joe-Joes" cookies. They are trader Joe's version of Oreos, but organic and more delicious.

Also, I think Fez would enjoy taking a walk on the boardwalk in Ocean Grove, NJ.

Right now, I can't think about cookies:glurps:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Right now, I can't think about cookies:glurps:

I would have seriously forced myself to puke after that.

You live the gimmick, buddy.

[~Katja~]

Right now, I can't think about cookies:glurps:
omg, have you seen the delicioius and HEALTHY food they have in Germany?? Forget about cookies, fresh cakes are ok even with diabetes... cause you walk and move so much... and they don't even use sugar, the fruits are naturally sweet.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/11000/10546/85003-miss-oatlash_400.jpg

...spidertits?

[Tenbatsuzen]

omg, have you seen the delicioius and HEALTHY food they have in Germany?? .

http://binghamtongermanclub.com/GERMAN_BEER_GIRLS.jpg

http://www.alovelinksplus.com/guest_articles/images/bratwurst.jpg

http://nickmain.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/schnitzel.gif

http://www.princeton.edu/~pkrugman/berliner.jpg

[~Katja~]

blah, check the lunch thread... you will crave a trip here...

http://binghamtongermanclub.com/GERMAN_BEER_GIRLS.jpg

http://www.alovelinksplus.com/guest_articles/images/bratwurst.jpg

http://nickmain.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/schnitzel.gif

http://www.princeton.edu/~pkrugman/berliner.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

my parents are coming to visit me next weekend, they want me to take them back to Hofbrauhaus cuz my mom loved their pretzels

http://www.hofbrauhausnewport.com/menu.html

their red cabbage tastes as sweet as candy

[~Katja~]

my parents are coming to visit me next weekend, they want me to take them back to Hofbrauhaus cuz my mom loved their pretzels

http://www.hofbrauhausnewport.com/menu.html

their red cabbage tastes as sweet as candy

it's pickled and sweetened with apples

[styckx]

...spidertits?

Nice

[Tenbatsuzen]

Nice

thanks.

[walker]

it's pickled and sweetened with apples

You know who hated Germany? Anne Frank

[~Katja~]

You know who hated Germany? Anne Frank
I would have thought she hated Holland and the Nazis...

[SatCam]

Fez I dont know if you have seen these or not, but during the winter months they make an insulated Croc

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VaY2Xar_q7o/R7mi4aKyybI/AAAAAAAAHSg/gJmXyNqPaMk/s400/IMG_3087.JPG


just a heads up

[walker]

I would have thought she hated Holland and the Nazis...

Samantics

[kratos]

Turn his passions into art. Make dioramas of famous wrestling bouts out of those action figures. Storyboard a comic book. Design a float for the Secret Pride Parade.

[WampusCrandle]

Turn his passions into art.

How do you make cum, truth bombs, and diabetes into a diorama?