(AP)Bush Chokes on P

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Breaking News::

WASHINGTON _ President Bush faints for few seconds at White House while choking on a pretzel


this is going to be way to easy!

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[IrishAlkey]

Again? LoL

Figment stole my sig!

[brodieman]

if he ended up throwing it up onto someone's lap i will die laughing. the pretzel wasnt a snack at the chinese embasy was it? those Bush boys gotta learn to chew :P

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[IkeaBoy]

* At least he knew which end to put it in
* I guess his assistants forgot to remind him how to swallow


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[Se7en]

(AP News Wire)

This just in - the F.B.I. has discovered a secret plot by Osama Bin Laden to use Rold Gold pretzels to assassinate the President.

More on this story as it develops!

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[EQ]

Maybe the pretzels were a "gift" from Al Gore's Family Restaurant. ...Sharp'n'Salty, it's Gag'n'Gores Pretzels. Was Cheney officially our president while Bush fainted?

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Elle Quinn....Stop trying to rip off Irish Alkey :)

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[IkeaBoy]

wow, Elle doesn't know how to use the Keyboard box, maybe she really is Amish.

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[JustJon]

Guys, I'd be careful, she might give you the old "Pennsylvia Dutch Pretzel"....

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[JerryTaker]

(AP) with the shock of Sept 11 fading, everyone was hit with the new shock of remembering we have an idiot for a leader...

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I wonder if the secret service tackled that piece of pretzel and have it sent to cuba with the other Taliban. I guess some Texas folks arent intelligent enough to not try to breath while swallowing pretzels. Chew your food first, the swallow. Could you imagine should that terrorist pretzel have taken out our president, good lord the media headlines. I for one, wouldnt want to be the president remembered by choking to death on a pretzel

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

(AP) with the shock of Sept 11 fading, everyone was hit with the new shock of remembering we have
an idiot for a leader...


Terrorist attacks cannot break the spirit of our great nation, yet a Mr. Salty can take down our president. Cheney is one bad snack food choice away from the presidency!

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