Beeeees!

[IamFogHat]

So I was clearing out some ivy in the backyard earlier, and I realized I had accidentally stumbled upon a bee hive. I saw one dart up and thought nothing of it, then a second, and a third, and four and five, and I knew I had to get the fuck out of there. So instinctively I booked it and got inside safely and looked out the window to see a fucking swarm of them angrily buzzing around the backyard. Now since I made it out ok this would be mildly uninteresting, however, if I had been successfully attacked it would have been the second time this happened to me. When I was like eleven my brother tackled me into a bush in the front yard, where a hive was tucked away, and the whole swarm went after me. I got stung a couple of dozen times and it was just a horrible experience.

So my question is anyone have scary attacked by animal stories to share?

[TheMojoPin]

One time my buddy was totally drunk in the car and he barfed all over the place and so I started swerving all over the road and the cops showed up behind us so I had the great idea to drive even crazier before pulling off into a field and then running out and acting like I was being stng and screaming "BEEEEEES!!! THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH!!!" and the cops pussied out and left and we were in the clear and then my buddy barfed on an anthill and I saw a billboard and got a great idea.

[K.C.]

If you're after getting the honey, then you don't go killing all the bees.

[jab]

gah thats frightening

a few years ago i was at the park having a bbq with pals and as i was cleaning up one of my freinds was looking at me wide eyed. she pointed and i realized i was covered in daddy long legs. my eyes told my arachnaphobia it should be working and i froze and just started grunting like an animal until someone brushed them off. spiders are scary.

[disneyspy]

bee all you can bee

[lleeder]

I was moving some solar panel lights that stick in the ground. I had them all piled up in my hands and was walking from the front of the house to the back of the house. I felt a small pain on my shoulder. All of the sudden I noticed I was covered in ANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes ANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I quickly took off my shirt and flicked them all off.

[lleeder]

bee all you can bee

What a bad line. Not even a bee.

[TheMojoPin]

One time I was on a circus train trying to escape some crooked archeologists and I fell into a car with a ton of snakes and ever since then I hate snakes and so when I see them I say "I hate snakes" and people laugh.

[lleeder]

One time I was on a circus train trying to escape some crooked archeologists and I fell into a car with a ton of snakes and ever since then I hate snakes and so when I see them I say "I hate snakes" and people laugh.

A similar thing plagues my friend Andre.

[jab]

One time I was on a circus train trying to escape some crooked archeologists and I fell into a car with a ton of snakes and ever since then I hate snakes and so when I see them I say "I hate snakes" and people laugh.

omg really? something like that happened in a movie once! wow life sure does imitate art. thats awesome. it would sure be a coincidence if like you had a scar on your chin or fit in a fridge or was a shitty actor.

[styckx]

I learned earlier in life as a kid, if you're bored, and in the woods making tree forts, not to go kicking down dry rotted trees for fun. 3rd tree in me and my friends shoe laces were covered in bees and that scary sound of the "swarm" in my ears. Luckily never got stung. I have to be rushed to the hospital if I get stung.

[disneyspy]

i once went on a school trip to the museum of history and science in chicago. they were breeding different kinds of highly addapted spiders,one got out and bit me,lets just say i dont get picked on anymore

[TheMojoPin]

A similar thing plagues my friend Andre.

What's dinner like with him?

[spoon]

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In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

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[lleeder]

What's dinner like with him?

Ok just don't take him to a snake house.

[jab]

i once went on a school trip to the museum of history and science in chicago. they were breeding different kinds of highly addapted spiders,one got out and bit me,lets just say i dont get picked on anymore

a similar thing happened here in queens, and then he became wrestler and an asshole and then he became a superhero. they call him 'the amazing wrestling guy with spider powers'.

[TheMojoPin]

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[styckx]

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[disneyspy]

they sing a song about me down there,it goes like this;

disney spy, disney spy
does whatever a spider can try
shoots his web in the air
gets it all over some chicks hair
watch out cuz here cums the disney spy

[IamFogHat]

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:lol:

[TripleSkeet]

I was once playing outside my dads mansion, and I fell down a well. Didnt really get hurt but got swarmed by a cave full of bats. I was so scared I shit on myself. After my parents died I wasnt as afraid of them anymore though, and fixed up the place nicely. Now they are my friends.

Unfortunately I live in Jersey and about 95% of my friends died last year. So get ready to see alot more bees......and crime.

[jab]

one time, my friends and i met on english ground, and in a backstage room we heard the sound, and then we all knew what we had to do. so we called the high command and requested leave to make a stand. in the field we grew and we all knew that soon the time would come for us to fight. the destination was in sight. manowar was born to live forevermore. and there were insects somewhere. a wasp perhaps.

[SatCam]

Sounds a lot like the time I was attacked by killer mosquitoes. It all started when I was down at my dad's shoe shop and I got this dude Carl fired then I went outside and got attacked by bullies then I heard this drum beat and found this board game then me and my dad got in a fight and I went and played the game with this chick Sarah. It turns out a lot of crazy shit happens when you play the game like these Tigers and Rhinos try to kill you, among other things. I ended up getting sucked into the game.......... really not a time in my life I like talking about

[brettmojo]

I chased a black bear into the woods once when I was about 7 or so. That's about the closest I've ever come to a confrontation with nature.

[boosterp]

Damn, I am thinking of several occasions now.

The most deadly was when I was attacked by wild boars. The tusks on the male can rip through clothing and flesh easily to preface this and the females can crush bones with their jaws.

We had trapped some hogs and put them in a small field to have babies. Once they did, we had to separate the babies from the adults and since I was the fastest runner it was my job to jump over the hog fence and grab the babies as the parents were distracted by the corn we dumped over the fence. Well, I snuck around, grabbed the first baby I encountered and began to run with this squealing piglet which of course notified it's parents of my pignapping. I threw the baby over the fence to my step-dad and his buddy and went to jump the fence when daddy rammed it with his head knocking me off the top of the fence. I jumped up again as momma pig grabbed my jeans, and my step-dad's friend pulled me over. After that we devised a different way to catch the babies.

[epo]

Aren't The Bees known as The Silver Seas now?

[MacVittie]

beads?

[topless_mike]

we moved into this house on 1/23.
around april, we saw how much wasp activity we had. at any point, there were 10-15 wasps buzzing around one peak and behind the shutters on the upstairs. 3 weeks ago, i took down the shutters. 40 hives (nests?) behind 6 shutters. there are 6 more in the peak that i havent been able to remove yet, just killed them with spray. 2 of those fuckers are at least 6-8" long (could be longer, hard to tell from the ground scowering behind my car)

no activity in a month. thank god.

[biggirl]

When I was 4 my mean, mean, mean older brother put a worm on my leg. I screamed and screamed, and he would not take it off. Since then, I do not like worms.

I don't like snakes. Seeing pictures of snakes makes me weak in the knees.

I don't like to put my hand in a minnow bucket. I don't like the fish swimming around my hand. I also do not like fish that flop around in the boat.

I am not much of a nature girl. I like to be outside a lot, but not near the woods or tall grasses.

[styckx]

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[ToiletCrusher]

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