Spoon or Pantera

[RhinoinMN]

Back when I was a mod at FBA we used to take showers in something like that. You see, in the admin forum we were listening to Opie And Anthony once and they were talking about showers so we as a mod team on FBA decided to take ad revenue that FBA was making and buy a communal shower. FBA was pretty good to us mods at FBA and I'm not trying to tell anyone what do to here but it would be a nice perk for mods if they did what we did as mods at FBA and bought showers.


Q#$# WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT I JUST TYPED?


GET AWAY.. WTAS@#% SOMETHING IS ATTACKING MFBAFBAFBAFBA

STOP IT

FBAFBAFBAMODMODMODFBA²π↨Ä48æ▄○µ≤ NO CARRIER



im sorry to tell you this,but......you have come down with a serious case of






the GAZ!

QUARANTINE HIM IMMEDIATELY!

[spoon]

They had even better ones at the resort we were stayed in Nappa Valley last year. Fucking awesome doesn't even come close to summing it up.

Go here...now!

http://www.villagio.com/villagio/home.html

[IamFogHat]

I like both these gents, whoever set up this poll sucks at doing so. Where's the additional options, including but not limited to pissing in someone's butt?

[styckx]

Would you do that if you were him?

I have in bits and pieces. Long story short, it was an extremely low point in my life personally.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:popcorn:


nice 10 minute read, a night of fights would solve this

[mikeyboy]

:popcorn:


nice 10 minute read, a night of fights would solve this

What's your favorite candy?

[spoon]

:popcorn:


nice 10 minute read, a night of fights would solve this

What's your favorite candy?

All of it!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

All of it!


my word, I challenge you to a duel

http://www.legaljuice.com/Duel%20cats.jpg

10 paces at high noon

[TheMojoPin]

:popcorn:


nice 10 minute read, a night of fights would solve this

Only if by "fights" you mean a gang of us lining up to punch you as you're tied to a tree.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Only if by "fights" you mean a gang of us lining up to punch you as you're tied to a tree.


sounds hot

[epo]

sounds hot

But our fists will be wrapped in bacon.....

[RhinoinMN]

my word, I challenge you to a duel

http://www.legaljuice.com/Duel%20cats.jpg

10 paces at high noon

What will be weapon of choice?

I've wanted to see this in a duel.

http://www.elvenforge.com/images/mace_paulchen2.jpg


Wait. I've never even seen a duel so whatever.

[RhinoinMN]

But our fists will be wrapped in bacon.....

Why on earth would you do that to bacon?

[styckx]

I'd like a bunch of guys punching my bacon as I was tied to a tree

[epo]

Why on earth would you do that to bacon?

I've always wondered if there was any experience on this planet with bacon that KHB would find negative.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I've always wondered if there was any experience on this planet with bacon that KHB would find negative.



eating bacon while being gang raped again would suck

[spoon]

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See, I've always been the peace keeper!

[styckx]

HEY EVERYBODY
I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT

http://goodbyemailbox.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/dipmyballsinit.jpg

[Sinestro]

A birdie told me a certain Mr Pantera regifted his to his fiance


Wow! Congrats Bobby P. You fiance is a pretty cool chic.





Too bad he won't see this as you made him leave the board.


Now there's 2 less softball players if he doesn't show up. Thanks everyone.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Only if by "fights" you mean a gang of us lining up to punch you as you're tied to a tree.

You just made reading 10 pages of this shit worth it. Thank you.

[Snoogans]

Wow! Congrats Bobby P. You fiance is a pretty cool chic.





Too bad he won't see this as you made him leave the board.


Now there's 2 less softball players if he doesn't show up. Thanks everyone.

what did I do?

[weekapaugjz]

i just wanted to add that this has been a very entertaining thread.

[epo]

what did I do?

You know what you did.

[RhinoinMN]

You know what you did.

Send him to his room epo.

[epo]

Send him to his room epo.

Is that how parenting works?

[RhinoinMN]

Is that how parenting works?

I'm not sure. I just whip my kids' asses. I just don't think it would work on Snoogans. Try a different approach.

Send him to his room and pour bleach on his plants.

[epo]

I'm not sure. I just whip my kids' asses. I just don't think it would work on Snoogans. Try a different approach.

Send him to his room and pour bleach on his plants.

Who knows, I may be a natural at this.

SNOOGANS GO TO YOUR ROOM! GOD DAMN IT!

[RhinoinMN]

i just wanted to add that this has been a very entertaining thread.

What do you mean? Entertaining how?


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-BH0RfUWDMg/R2O6lxZdiQI/AAAAAAAAAzE/TZ_rmmNKiVs/s400/pesci.bmp

[Gvac]

Fantastic.

[WampusCrandle]

Who knows, I may be a natural at this.

SNOOGANS GO TO YOUR ROOM! GOD DAMN IT!

GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP!

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[hammersavage]

GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP!

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'They killed Reagan'

'Who are the Jews, dummy now open up!'

[epo]

'They killed Reagan'

'Who are the Jews, dummy now open up!'

You are grounded for a week.

YOU KNOW WHY. NOW LIVE WITH IT YOU BRAT!

[WampusCrandle]

So, when do we get rid of GAZ?

[RhinoinMN]

You are grounded for a week.

YOU KNOW WHY. NOW LIVE WITH IT YOU BRAT!

You may be taking this too far. You're going to give them a complex.

You see, different children need different disciplinary actions. A kid like savage is just looking for attention. The grounding is a good start, but you need to set him down and explain to him the results of his actions without elevating your voice.

Hammer is in a really difficult stage in his life right now. He's wondering why he has feelings for certain people, or secrets one would say. Tough love works with Snoogans, but I don't think it does with Hammersavage.

[styckx]

Moved to the lounge! ALL GLOVES ARE OFF NOW!!!

[hammersavage]

You may be taking this too far. You're going to give them a complex.

You see, different children need different disciplinary actions. A kid like savage is just looking for attention. The grounding is a good start, but you need to set him down and explain to him the results of his actions without elevating your voice.

Hammer is in a really difficult stage in his life right now. He's wondering why he has feelings for certain people, or secrets one would say.

It's my hot body, I'll do what I want

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/redpill12/cartman-1.jpg

[slurp mercury]

So, when do we get rid of GAZ?

If you mean give Mr. Gaz the title of "greatest poster ever", then I say now!

[epo]

It's my hot body, I'll do what I want



I'm sorry Hammersavage, but I'm going to have to ground you for a week. You know that the behavior you've exhibited is unacceptable in public or any place where people might be. I know that you've going thru a "special time" in a young girl's life, but that still doesn't excuse what you've done.

Now I'm going to sip some single malt scotch and then bang your mother...so keep the noise down.

Good to sleep now and don't hammersavage this up for me. Thanks buddy.

[hammersavage]

Is my fictional mother my real mother?

[epo]

Is my fictional mother my real mother?

Listen, I'm drinking scotch right now...and soon I'll have your mother in a very compromising position. You understand right?

Thanks buddy, sleep well.

[styckx]

If you mean give Mr. Gaz the title of "greatest poster ever", then I say now!

You might enjoy the ice cold diss of a Gaz trying to kiss a girl who he just beat after she show tits

NSFW Just skip to 2:00

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[RhinoinMN]

I'm sorry Hammersavage, but I'm going to have to ground you for a week. You know that the behavior you've exhibited is unacceptable in public or any place where people might be. I know that you've going thru a "special time" in a young girl's life, but that still doesn't excuse what you've done.

Now I'm going to sip some single malt scotch and then bang your mother...so keep the noise down.

Good to sleep now and don't hammersavage this up for me. Thanks buddy.

Son of bitch! I think you nailed it!

Bravo good sir. BRAVO!

[hammersavage]

You might enjoy the ice cold diss of a Gaz trying to kiss a girl who he just beat after she show tits

NSFW Just skip to 2:00

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That's angelfuck, right?

Listen, I'm drinking scotch right now...and soon I'll have your mother in a very compromising position. You understand right?

Thanks buddy, sleep well.

PERSONAL ATTACK!

[styckx]

That's angelfuck, right?


Yup.

[hammersavage]

Yup.

daddy like

[spoon]

You might enjoy the ice cold diss of a Gaz trying to kiss a girl who he just beat after she show tits

NSFW Just skip to 2:00

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oooof

[Gvac]

You might enjoy the ice cold diss of a Gaz trying to kiss a girl who he just beat after she show tits

NSFW Just skip to 2:00

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Wow.

Just wow.

How simply awful.

Explains quite a bit, though.

[epo]

PERSONAL ATTACK!

Little Hammersavage, I said to keep it down. Now go to sleep and let me bang your mother.

Don't make me come back down here and smother you to death with a pillow. I'd fucking do it too.

[RhinoinMN]

Little Hammersavage, I said to keep it down. Now go to sleep and let me bang your mother.

Don't make me come back down here and smother you to death with a pillow. I'd fucking do it too.

I'm with you now. That little faggot doesn't know when to shut up.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER SNOOGANS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

[leefromtx]

Little Hammersavage, I said to keep it down. Now go to sleep and let me bang your mother.

Don't make me come back down here and smother you to death with a pillow. I'd fucking do it too.

I'm with you now. That little faggot doesn't know when to shut up.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER SNOOGANS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

You guys must be the http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/rooster815/images-3.jpgs of the board.

[TheMojoPin]

You might enjoy the ice cold diss of a Gaz trying to kiss a girl who he just beat after she show tits

NSFW Just skip to 2:00

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That's the saddest thing ever.

[mikeyboy]

That's the saddest thing ever.

...and I always figured it would be erasing 40K from a post count due to shame.

[spoon]

...and I always figured it would be erasing 40K from a post count due to shame.

He's well on his way back to the summit!

[RhinoinMN]

You guys must be the http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/rooster815/images-3.jpgs of the board.

No, we are upper midwetern and we have something called banter. You wouldn't understand.

[WampusCrandle]

He's well on his way back to the summit!

just give it a week.

[leefromtx]

You wouldn't understand.

Typical.

<a href="http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/rooster815/?action=view&current=barfyFamilyGuy.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/rooster815/barfyFamilyGuy.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[styckx]

What?

[leefromtx]

What?

Typical (response) dummy.

[JPMNICK]

they are both great and i hope they both stay, but spoon is always around and stirs shit up which i love. it was close, but his dog edged him out in the battle.

[TheMojoPin]

...and I always figured it would be erasing 40K from a post count due to shame.

No shame involved. Just a minor protest against a really dumb feature.

[RoseBlood]

No shame involved. Just a minor protest against a really dumb feature.

If it's a really dumb feature, why do you care?

Resetting post counts won't do shit and anyone who puts any stock in them is an idiot anyway.

[TheMojoPin]

Because people keep making stupid threads just because someone racks up a higher number.

[RoseBlood]

Because people keep making stupid threads just because someone racks up a higher number.

They do? Why haven't I seen them? The Mods really do see a different board. I'll bet when you log on it's all rainbows and kittens smiling back at you.

[TheMojoPin]

They do? Why haven't I seen them? The Mods really do see a different board. I'll bet when you log on it's all rainbows and kittens smiling back at you.

THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME.

[paulisded]

If it's a really dumb feature, why do you care?

Resetting post counts won't do shit and anyone who puts any stock in them is an idiot anyway.

Because people keep making stupid threads just because someone racks up a higher number.

I know I don't give a fuck about post counts...except when you see a troll whose first or second post is a cliche about Fez or Dave.

[hammersavage]

I only post for the #'s.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mojo is gonna lap me in posts


damn you are the Michael Phelps of posting

[WampusCrandle]

Mojo is gonna lap me in posts


damn you are the Michael Phelps of posting

why would you call him an ugly, deformed, goon?

[DiabloSammich]

I heard STI is asking its users for money to help pay off the wrong investment Chris dumped his load in



Frenchy?

[styckx]

Frenchy?

No.

[DiabloSammich]

No.


Oh.


Well then, I'm lost.