When does landscaping stop being Manly?

[Hottub]

Mowing, edging, trimming.
Power tools. The stench of gasoline and exaust.
Planting petunias?

[Dan 'Hampton]

obviously when you get down on your knees

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i was wondering why when i wink at the mexicans they never winked back ....gays all of them

[Gvac]

I planted some gorgeous New Guinea impatiens last weekend.

Go fuck yourselves.

[DiabloSammich]

As soon as I get involved.



Look how gay this thread just got!

[drjoek]

I have gorgeous big blue puffy Hydrangeas

[styckx]

Mowing, edging, trimming.
Power tools. The stench of gasoline and exaust.
Planting petunias?

When you start sportin a pair of these bad boys

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00eMFtuBglHEoWM/Garden-Gloves-GD2502-.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I'm growing Corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, pumpkins, beets, radishes, carrots, tomatillos, cabbage, jalapenos, bell peppers. Many more. Biggirl does the flower stuff.

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/519/19831gaygardner.gif


http://www.doozagalleries.com/samples/boxcovers/tn/GAY-my-fav-gardner-FRONT.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Fl3pdIYnXtk/RvZ8etcvSoI/AAAAAAAAAbM/mXIq4QzfHlU/200245998-001.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/85/222800165_2bbd24857a.jpg?v=0

[Lady Resin]

Jerry tilled, I planted.

[zildjian361]

Mowing, edging, trimming.
Power tools. The stench of gasoline and exaust.
Planting petunias?

Tub luv doing all that shit, especially the stench of gas when i'm puttin more gas in the lawnmower with a cig in my mouth, i don't do petuunias, that's never even crossed my mind,:smoke::drunk:

[Lady Resin]

Tub luv doing all that shit, especially the stench of gas when i'm puttin more gas in the lawnmower with a cig in my mouth, i don't do petuunias, that's never even crossed my mind,:smoke::drunk:

Petunias die on me. I went with marigolds. Bleck. They are good around your tomatoes plants though. They keep the aphids away. They hate the smell of them.

[Hottub]

Petunias die on me. I went with marigolds. Bleck. They are good around your tomatoes plants though. They keep the aphids away. They hate the smell of them.

In Argentina, marigolds are called "Culos de Vieja".
Keeps more than the bugs away!:ohmy:

[disneyspy]

when tub does it

[grlNIN]

I have gorgeous big blue puffy balls

Fixed.

[happytypinggirl]

as soon as you wax your eyebrows.

oops wrong thread.

:bye:

[led37zep]

The second you play "just the tip" with your gardener Juan

[CuntagiousChris]

as soon as you wax your eyebrows.

oops wrong thread.

:bye:

what about if you wax ur back cuz that pain is certainly manly

[biggestmexi]

where does manscaping fall under?

[biggestmexi]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/85/222800165_2bbd24857a.jpg?v=0

that a family get together?

[Snoogans]

Never. Even growing flowers, which can be gay, can also be kinda cool depending on the point of the flowers.

And growing like vegetables and shit like that kicks ass and saves money. GROW SHIT.

Some things you can even grow inside, in like closets and shit. You can even do it without dirt

[Serpico1103]

When does landscaping stop being manly?

I'm growing Corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, pumpkins,*STOPPED* beets, radishes, carrots, tomatillos, cabbage, jalapenos, bell peppers. Many more. Biggirl does the flower stuff.

Right there!

[hanso]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/100/l_2e715ba221d748828458262a86a07a6e.gif
I misread thread topic also. Lol

[bobrobot]

Mowing, edging, trimming.
Power tools. The stench of gasoline and exaust.
Planting petunias?

Didja know that Petunias are related to the Tobacco plant? Both are kinda sticky...

http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2009/05/purple_petunia_in_nyc.php

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/WallyMan_08_PetuniaMan-778324.jpg

[silks]

I grow orchids.

Anybody gotta fucking problem with it?!

[instrument]

I don't think anythings gay until you take it in the bum.

[Gvac]

I grow orchids.

Anybody gotta fucking problem with it?!

Do you really?

Don't they take forever to grow?

[silks]

Do you really?

Yes sir.

Don't they take forever to grow?

When growing from seed they do. It can take at least to 2-3 years from germination to bloom, depending on the species. Propagation from other plants is much easier once you get the hang of it. They're actually quite fascinating.

[Gvac]

They're actually quite fascinating.

They're gorgeous, too.

They look exactly like a woman's...well, you know.

You'd better not be... :nono:

[biggirl]

I'm growing Corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, pumpkins, beets, radishes, carrots, tomatillos, cabbage, jalapenos, bell peppers. Many more. Biggirl does the flower stuff.


Uhh....I did all of the planting except corn. He thinks he is a gardener, but he is not. Actually my 6 year old son does more gardening than him. Don't believe him. He cracks open plenty of beer watching me plant and weed..he calls that gardening.

I do most of the mowing too, and trimming, gese I even take out the garbage a lot. Why do I keep him around? Damn...

[Biking Mexican]

Manly or not it is like my own park.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2244/011act.th.jpg (http://img19.imageshack.us/my.php?image=011act.jpg)

[fezfez]

I'm growing Corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, pumpkins, beets, radishes, carrots, tomatillos, cabbage, jalapenos, bell peppers. Many more. Biggirl does the flower stuff.

For some reason, vegetables gardening seems more manly than flower gardening.

[nickypeeps]

I grow orchids.

Anybody gotta fucking problem with it?!

i don't mean to shit on orchids, but there was a Canadian TV show that aired here in NY called Collectors Showdown, where two people who had the same obsession over something would compete against each other for some shitty prize

i've never laughed harder in my life than seeing two creeps who were "orchid experts" put on phony competitive faces and pump their delicate fists in the air when they got a question correct like they've never been in any type of competition or even played a board game before. like, i guess the production crew encourages them to do a little trash talking, but it beyond un-manly. it was more just unsettling for the home audience

but i'm sure you aren't anything like these guys. they were at the zenith of ghoulish. i could only imagine what horrific skeletons they have in their closets

[disneyspy]

in holland michigan(tulip town)its legal to shoot deer in town so they dont eat the tulips,thats pretty manly

[nickypeeps]

in holland michigan(tulip town)its legal to shoot deer in town so they dont eat the tulips,thats pretty manly

its also pretty fucking funny

[RhinoinMN]

For some reason, vegetables gardening seems more manly than flower gardening.

That's kind of what I thought, but someone pointed out that growing pumpkins is not.

[jlehane3]

you'll drink a beer not for the taste,or to relax,but to make muscle spasms in your legs and charlie-horse muscle knots significantly reduce due to beer ingredients.Drinking for pain..1 beer is enough. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/thFezNBCPresentation.jpg

[silks]

in holland michigan(tulip town)its legal to shoot deer in town so they dont eat the tulips,thats pretty manly

Hope FezFez doesn't see this.

[silks]

i've never laughed harder in my life than seeing two creeps who were "orchid experts" put on phony competitive faces and pump their delicate fists in the air when they got a question correct like they've never been in any type of competition or even played a board game before.


These characters sound like they have children chained up in their basement.

[Crippler]

In Argentina, marigolds are called "Culos de Vieja".
Keeps more than the bugs away!:ohmy:

My Spanish is a little rusty...does that translate to old ladies asses? :lol: Those Argentinians have one helluva sense of humor. Either that or an odd affinity for old ladies asses.

[nate1000]

As soon as you get paid for it.

[fezfez]

My Spanish is a little rusty...does that translate to old ladies asses? :lol: Those Argentinians have one helluva sense of humor. Either that or an odd affinity for old ladies asses.

Oh Vieja! I misread it. I thought it meant the ass of Meredith Viera.

[RhinoinMN]

Oh Vieja! I misread it. I thought it meant the ass of Meredith Viera.

I'd hit it.