$250 cumshot

[styckx]

WTF

http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/56941/

Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. The substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called (seriously) Bioforskning. Spermine facials (really) cost $250 at Townhouse Spa, where the substance is penetrated with ultrasound and infrared light (a more basic treatment can be found for $125 at the nearby Graceful Services). Also available at Townhouse for $175: snail-secretion facials.

[west milly Tom]

Ill blow a loads on faces for free.

[ToiletCrusher]

Finally, I can rid my face of those awful crow's feet wrinkles.

[ANC]

WTF

http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/56941/

All those years... I wasn't lying when I used the line "Come on, it's good for your skin".

[brettmojo]

I just texted my fiance the good news!

[dereckfishboy]

Wow... This was a sub-plot on Nip/Tuck that wound up with Joan Rivers buying the rights to produce the jizz lotion....

[Dude!]

i noticed that epo's skin
was smooth as a baby's behind

[SatCam]

no wonder my chest looks great

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> been getting those for free since i was 14....doesnt look like im stopping anytime soon

[Sinestro]

<font color="deeppink"> been getting those for free since i was 14....doesnt look like im stopping anytime soon

Nice!!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Good news ladies, I'll do it for half the price. If that's too much for you I'm willing to negotiate.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ill blow a loads on faces for free.

And if they cry, I'll pay them $5.

[boobieman]

I guess it is true, their is a area on my wife stomach that looks so young. But she has some explaining to do...her entire back is like a 3 year old...mmmmmmmm


SEEYEYEYYEYEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAASEEEEEAAAA

[Farmer Dave]

<font color="deeppink"> been getting those for free since i was 14....doesnt look like im stopping anytime soon

and you should be wrinkle free well after you're dead sweetheart

[cougarjake13]

<font color="deeppink"> been getting those for free since i was 14....doesnt look like im stopping anytime soon




that post just produced a batch

[Contra]

<font color="deeppink"> been getting those for free since i was 14....doesnt look like im stopping anytime soon

I'll have to start bottling mine for you, I'll take 10 years off!