Back Yard Birthday Bash

[biggirl]

On September 5, 2009 I am throwing myself a "surprise" 30th birthday party here at my house in Minnesota. Everyone is welcome! The only thing you need is a plane ticket to MN or gas money to drive. You can camp out here, in our house, in our yard, or in our camper(s).

[Gvac]

30?

I'm so sorry.

[JerseyRich]

Just say that you're turning 29 and we'll be there.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Just say that you're turning 29 and we'll be there.

Just say that you're turning 19 and we'll be there.

[Judge Smails]

Just say that you're turning 9 and I'll be there.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Foster]

On September 5, 2009 I am throwing myself a "surprise" 30th birthday party here at my house in Minnesota. Everyone is welcome! The only thing you need is a plane ticket to MN or gas money to drive. You can camp out here, in our house, in our yard, or in our camper(s).

man, I can't believe you're makng us get our own plane tickets

[Crispy123]

You can camp out here, in our house, in our yard, or in our camper(s).

Is this a metaphor?

[Gvac]

There will probably be 3 feet of snow on the ground in September.

[Crispy123]

There will probably be 3 feet of snow on the ground in September.

Havent you heard of global warming?

[biggirl]

30?

I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry. 30 is the new 20.

[Gvac]

Havent you heard of global warming?

They live in Minnesota.

And it's in the 50's here in Jersey.

In June.

Global warming is a farce.

See THIS THREAD. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65623)

[biggirl]

Just say that you're turning 9 and I'll be there.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->


Uhh...you can't come. We have laws here in MN....

[Gvac]

Is this during the time of year where it's dark for six months or light for six months?

I don't know how you people live like that up there above the arctic circle.

[drjoek]

I will be there

biggirl is my favorite
:wub:

[biggirl]

Is this during the time of year where it's dark for six months or light for six months?

I don't know how you people live like that up there above the arctic circle.

I have no idea! All I know is that September is my favorite month in Minnesota. It might be light until 8:30 or so. I can't remember from year to year!

[RhinoinMN]

Oh lord, what has she done now. I better up my insurance policy.

[tanless1]

could we see the auroa'borealiss ??

[Hottub]

Sorry.
Can't make it. I'll be at Doc Joe's beach house. Listening to jam bands, enjoying freshly grilled steaks, and smokin' weed with Fat_Sunny.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

could we see the auroa'borealiss ??
they only have auroa bore your ass off in MN...

j/k !

[Gvac]

September is my favorite month in Minnesota.

I hear it's beautiful. :wacko: :ohmy: :surrender:

http://blog.silive.com/weather/2008/12/versoix-ice-storm.bmp

[RhinoinMN]

could we see the auroa'borealiss ??

No guarantees on that, but there will be areolas a plenty .

[Hottub]

could we see the auroa'borealiss ??

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[biggirl]

I will be there

biggirl is my favorite
:wub:

Sorry.
Can't make it. I'll be at Doc Joe's beach house. Listening to jam bands, enjoying freshly grilled steaks, and smokin' weed with Fat_Sunny.

Sounds like drjoek's party is moving to my bday bash....yes, I am that important.:happy:

[biggirl]

I hear it's beautiful. :wacko: :ohmy: :surrender:

http://blog.silive.com/weather/2008/12/versoix-ice-storm.bmp

NO, no, no....that is January or February

More like:

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles26599.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

NO, no, no....that is January or February

More like:

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles26599.jpg

actually its oct/nov, but who cares.

[topless_mike]

Sorry.
Can't make it. I'll be at Doc Joe's beach house. Listening to jam bands, enjoying freshly grilled steaks, and smokin' weed with Fat_Sunny.

.... miss fat_sunny

[boosterp]

man, I can't believe you're makng us get our own plane tickets

Yea, no shit but I bet it'll be cheap to fly there. I think they have like only one airport.

Oh lord, what has she done now. I better up my insurance policy.

Especially if I come, I'll drink a 30 pack of beer per day and shoot some shit up.

[led37zep]

Sorry.
Can't make it. I'll be at Doc Joe's beach house. Listening to jam bands, enjoying freshly grilled steaks, and smokin' weed with Fat_Sunny.

This may be the greatest idea you've ever had.

[biggirl]

Yea, no shit but I bet it'll be cheap to fly there. I think they have like only one airport.


We have an airport just 15 minutes away in Rochester, otherwise you can fly into Minneapolis.


Especially if I come, I'll drink a 30 pack of beer per day and shoot some shit up.

Ryan and his dad are always shooting stuff....rabbits and birds.

[NateCantDance]

I call dibbs on passing out on the front step. At 7:30.

[ToiletCrusher]

I still get to sleep in the basement, right?

[~Katja~]

If I don't have a job by then I will drive myself out there... possibly with Lukas though... depending on the weekend arrangements...
My 30th was boring as hell...

Oh ,and I will bring my camera!!!

NO, no, no....that is January or February

More like:

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles26599.jpg

[hunnerbun]

I still get to sleep in the basement, right?

Yes in the special "secret" room. Oh and the lock on the outside of the door is really only there for your own protection....:wink: :bye:

[boosterp]

Ryan and his dad are always shooting stuff....rabbits and birds.

I love eating rabbit.

I call dibbs on passing out on the front step. At 7:30.

730 am right?

[biggirl]

I still get to sleep in the basement, right?

that is cool with me. My 5 year old nephew told me it was kinda messy down there today. I'll work on picking it up.

[biggirl]

If I don't have a job by then I will drive myself out there... possibly with Lukas though... depending on the weekend arrangements...
My 30th was boring as hell...

Oh ,and I will bring my camera!!!

Yeah, bring Lukas, no problem. We'll have lots of fun. I am pretty sure if I want a fun birthday party I have to plan it. Ryan probably would just call people the day of and buy some beer and call it a great party.

[boosterp]

Yeah, bring Lukas, no problem. We'll have lots of fun. I am pretty sure if I want a fun birthday party I have to plan it. Ryan probably would just call people the day of and buy some beer and call it a great party.

If I had the money I would seriously come up.

[WampusCrandle]

i'm so sorry for your upcoming loss .... of youth

[~Katja~]

Yeah, bring Lukas, no problem. We'll have lots of fun. I am pretty sure if I want a fun birthday party I have to plan it. Ryan probably would just call people the day of and buy some beer and call it a great party.

don't feel bad... I don't think they can help it...even with different men in my life... I never had a party thrown for me. A little planning goes a long way!

[Farmer Dave]

Do I need a passport to cross the boarder now or is birth certificate enough? I'm not sure with all the new rules.

[Gvac]

i'm so sorry for your upcoming loss .... of youth

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

We Have Steaks!

[boosterp]

We Have Steaks!

Now you make me really wish I could come. :glurps:

[drjoek]

.... miss fat_sunny



Nothings better than twisting one up with Fat_Sunny and listening to 5/8/77.

[Kris10]

If I go to Minnesota I'm afraid I'll start to talk funny.

[disneyspy]

If I go to Minnesota I'm afraid I'll start to walk funny.

fixed

[RhinoinMN]

Got that right!

:smoke:

[Gvac]

Will there be venison and Kris Kristofferson music?

[Foster]

We Have Steaks!

I thought the party was in September,
you're going to serve us 3 month old steaks?

[RhinoinMN]

Will there be venison and Kris Kristofferson music?

My bro-in-law has a healthy stock of venison and I will cover the rest. Maybe some Highwaymen as a teaser.

Some John Prine to cap the night off.

[RhinoinMN]

I thought the party was in September,
you're going to serve us 3 month old steaks?

You assume that I won't buy another half a cow by then.

You really disappoint me.

[Foster]

You assume that I won't buy another half a cow by then.

You really disappoint me.

I'm sorry,

to redeem myself I'll bring some LI corn on the cob

[RhinoinMN]

I'm sorry,

to redeem myself I'll bring some LI corn on the cob

Quite the redemption.

I forgot to mention that there will be a lot of cornholing going on.

http://enquirer.com/editions/2002/07/14/cornhole_zoom.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Ooooooooooooh and don't forget the Hillbilly Horseshoes.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/792362269_0a7bf099ba_m.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

This is sounding like more fun all the time.

I'll need a nice level spot and 50 amp RV electrical service. Can you have that installed by then?

[Foster]

Quite the redemption.

I forgot to mention that there will be a lot of cornholing going on.

http://enquirer.com/editions/2002/07/14/cornhole_zoom.jpg

Ooooooooooooh and don't forget the Hillbilly Horseshoes.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/792362269_0a7bf099ba_m.jpg

I never heard of anyone of these things;

if wikipedia didn't back you up, I would have accused you of making up phony games.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Quite the redemption.

I forgot to mention that there will be a lot of cornholing going on.

http://enquirer.com/editions/2002/07/14/cornhole_zoom.jpg

i am old school. if someone asks me over for corn-holing, somebody is getting it in the ass.:innocent:

[ToiletCrusher]

Oh my lord, Cornhole and Polish horseshows!?!?!?!

Can we play washers too???

[Drunky McBetidont]

Oh my lord, Cornhole and Polish horseshows!?!?!?!

Can we play washers too???

we are gonna toss cow chips too! then we are gonna take off our shoes and socks (sorry gvac :sad:)

[Foster]

we are gonna toss cow chips too! then we are gonna take off our shoes and socks (sorry gvac :sad:)

whats wrong with wiffleball

[RhinoinMN]

This is sounding like more fun all the time.

I'll need a nice level spot and 50 amp RV electrical service. Can you have that installed by then?


Strangely enough. I can accomodate you.

[RoseBlood]

Will there be pig races too?

You'll need some greased up hogs.

[RhinoinMN]

Will there be pig races too?

You'll need some greased up hogs.

Farmer Dave is in charge of that.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Farmer Dave is in charge of that.

thank you, but i prefer to grease my own hog.

[Farmer Dave]

Will there be pig races too?

You'll need some greased up hogs.

Farmer Dave is in charge of that.

Be careful what you wish for.

[Kris10]

All of a sudden I'm oddly interested in attending!

[~Katja~]

All of a sudden I'm oddly interesting in attending!

mod quote?

[Kris10]

mod quote?

LMFAO! Damn you got me before i was able to edit myself!

[~Katja~]

I never heard of anyone of these things;

if wikipedia didn't back you up, I would have accused you of making up phony games.

they have them in south jersey too

[Foster]

they have them in south jersey too

I guess I live a sheltered live out here





thank god

[biggirl]

Why all of a sudden is Rhino planning my bday bash? I don't want any of those gay games mentioned above. I was thinking: spin the bottle, strip poker, streaking, that kind of stuff.

[RhinoinMN]

Why all of a sudden is Rhino planning my bday bash? I don't want any of those gay games mentioned above. I was thinking: spin the bottle, strip poker, streaking, that kind of stuff.

You do realize that cornholing is a metaphor, right?

Shit. You are right. Still gay.


Oh, and spin the bottle is only fun if the bottle is put somewhere in the person spun onto.

[biggirl]

I am thinking of changing the date to August 29th and calling it "Celebrating the Last Few Days of My Youth"

If Rhino's credit card is still in my purse, I may reserve a live band, and pay for the plane tickets for some lucky people.

[RhinoinMN]

I am thinking of changing the date to August 29th and calling it "Celebrating the Last Few Days of My Youth"

If Rhino's credit card is still in my purse, I may reserve a live band, and pay for the plane tickets for some lucky people.

Crankase???

[drjoek]

Aint no party like a biggirl party

[biggirl]

Crankase???

shit, yes. Do you think they would get together just for my birthday? I want them to play the Beatles birthday song for me too.

[drjoek]

shit, yes. Do you think they would get together just for my birthday? I want them to play the Beatles birthday song for me too.

I hope I get an invite
:wub::wub:

[biggirl]

I hope I get an invite
:wub::wub:

they are going to be evites, what is your email address?

[Hottub]

they are going to be evites, what is your email address?

Hottub@ronfez.net

[biggirl]

Hottub@ronfez.net

If I send you one, you better come, prepared too.

[Hottub]

If I send you one, you better come, prepared too.

With biggirl in the house? No problemo.

[zildjian361]

30?

I'm so sorry.

just got back from 6 day vacation no admin, what happened:thumbdown:

[Farmer Dave]

When I mentioned to my wife that I thought we should spend labor day weekend going to a party where she knows no one (and really I don't either) she looked at me like I had grown a second head on my left shoulder. If its the weekend before, fuck it, I'll come by myself if I have too.

It probably still would hurt if I can somehow get her listening to R&F and signed up here.

Lord knows I'm never going to make it out east to any sort of event, so if a few are you gathering within a few hours of me I'm gonna try to make the trip.

[Tall_James]

Since this is Minnesota, I shant come unless you get Prince or the Replacements to play at your party.

Sorry, but these are the standards that I have set for myself.

Regardless, I hope you have a wonderful birthday.

Ta.

[RhinoinMN]

When I mentioned to my wife that I thought we should spend labor day weekend going to a party where she knows no one (and really I don't either) she looked at me like I had grown a second head on my left shoulder. If its the weekend before, fuck it, I'll come by myself if I have too.

It probably still would hurt if I can somehow get her listening to R&F and signed up here.

Lord knows I'm never going to make it out east to any sort of event, so if a few are you gathering within a few hours of me I'm gonna try to make the trip.

If not that Dave, come here any weekend to hang with us. http://www.upperiowaresort.com/


Great campground.

[RhinoinMN]

Since this is Minnesota, I shant come unless you get Prince or the Replacements to play at your party.

Sorry, but these are the standards that I have set for myself.

Regardless, I hope you have a wonderful birthday.

Ta.

Too bad for you that we have Bob Dylan lined up as a backup plan.

[boosterp]

I really want to come. Might be awkward introducing me as "booster the drunk message board guy" but it could get quite interesting. And if Dave went, shit we'd really kick some ass. I just need about a grand, a pit, red meat, plane tickets, a rental, and directions to the liquor store.

[RhinoinMN]

I really want to come. Might be awkward introducing me as "booster the drunk message board guy" but it could get quite interesting. And if Dave went, shit we'd really kick some ass. I just need about a grand, a pit, red meat, plane tickets, a rental, and directions to the liquor store.

get a tent and jump in your bronco. make the trip.

[biggirl]

I really want to come. Might be awkward introducing me as "booster the drunk message board guy" but it could get quite interesting. And if Dave went, shit we'd really kick some ass. I just need about a grand, a pit, red meat, plane tickets, a rental, and directions to the liquor store.

It might be quite awkward to introduce any of you guys to anyone in our families. Rhino and I are already the black sheep of our families as we are the "weird ones". They would all think we are really creepy having internet friends. But I don't care, they are all too uptight. I think you coming would be awesome.

Texas isn't that far. When you get here, everything would be free. Just drive. We've driven all the way to Rockport, Texas (with a 1 year old, no less). It is kind of a cool drive. You can drink and shoot stuff when you get here. Rhino's dad would love it.

Oh and we have a huge chest freezer full of red meat, and a near by liquor store.

[biggirl]

Since this is Minnesota, I shant come unless you get Prince or the Replacements to play at your party.

Sorry, but these are the standards that I have set for myself.

Regardless, I hope you have a wonderful birthday.

Ta.

My brother-in-law does a fantastic Prince impersonation. He knows all of his songs. He'll perform.

[biggirl]

When I mentioned to my wife that I thought we should spend labor day weekend going to a party where she knows no one (and really I don't either) she looked at me like I had grown a second head on my left shoulder. If its the weekend before, fuck it, I'll come by myself if I have too.

It probably still would hurt if I can somehow get her listening to R&F and signed up here.

Lord knows I'm never going to make it out east to any sort of event, so if a few are you gathering within a few hours of me I'm gonna try to make the trip.

Just tell your wife that I was weirded out about meeting some of these people in NYC, but it turned out wonderful. I am so happy that we went and met some of you people. You should come...we can talk corn or something

[RhinoinMN]

Hottub@gaytwinks.net

fixed for ya pal.

[boosterp]

get a tent and jump in your bronco. make the trip.

It might be quite awkward to introduce any of you guys to anyone in our families. Rhino and I are already the black sheep of our families as we are the "weird ones". They would all think we are really creepy having internet friends. But I don't care, they are all too uptight. I think you coming would be awesome.

Texas isn't that far. When you get here, everything would be free. Just drive. We've driven all the way to Rockport, Texas (with a 1 year old, no less). It is kind of a cool drive. You can drink and shoot stuff when you get here. Rhino's dad would love it.

Oh and we have a huge chest freezer full of red meat, and a near by liquor store.

If I had the money I would certainly do so, y'all have a lovely state and it would be neat to meet people from this board.

[ToiletCrusher]

bump because it is coming up soon.

[biggirl]

thanks toilet monster....you are the best