I Think They Chose Me

[underdog]

Chubby, 20-something alcoholic tapped to be next leader of North Korea (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/02/AR2009060200948_pf.html)

But he's already being hailed as "our Commander Kim," and North Koreans are busy learning the lyrics to a new song praising him as the next leader of the world's first communist dynasty, South Korea's Dong-a Ilbo newspaper said Tuesday.

[badmonkey]

Chubby, 20-something alcoholic tapped to be next leader of North Korea (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/02/AR2009060200948_pf.html)

I wonder if the story of his birth is going to get a rewrite like his father's
Kim Jong-il's official biography[6] states that he was born in a secret military camp on Baekdu Mountain (백두산) in northern Korea on 16 February 1942.[7] Official biographers claim that his birth at Baekdu Mountain was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain and a new star in the heavens.

[angrymissy]

Kim considers the middle son, Jong Chol, too effeminate, according to the leader's former sushi chef.

It would be funny if they weren't crazy.

[badmonkey]

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[HBox]

It would be funny if they weren't crazy.

The gardener concurs with the esteemed sushi chef.

[TobyWong]

South Korean press is reporting Kim Jong-un excels in his English studies.

[STC-Dub]

Just proves that in a dictatorship anyone can dream of being in charge someday, as long as their father is already in charge. Really a pretty crappy job if you think about it.

[SatCam]

Chubby, 20-something alcoholic tapped to be next leader of North Korea

This is what all North Koreans should aspire to be like

[A.J.]

Kim considers the middle son, Jong Chol, too effeminate, according to the leader's former sushi chef.

Says his father who sports a bouffant hairdo and wears high-heeled shoes.

[EliSnow]

Now he's the "Brilliant Comrade." (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear)

[KennethC]

Has anyone even seen Kim Jong-Un's birth certificate? How do we know he's even legally eligible to be Eternal President?

[Tallman388]

As long as he's as good a golfer as his daddy, he's aces in my book.