View Full Version : A summer of no masturbation
topless_mike
06-01-2009, 12:57 PM
i think the well has run dry, and to be honest, i'm gonna be too tired to crank.
so, i think with all of the upcoming events in my life, i am going to refrain from batching this summer.
im using the calender dates as my reference (june 22-sept 22)
anyone else?
Furtherman
06-01-2009, 12:58 PM
Let me see... my heart is still beating.... so..... NO.
drjoek
06-01-2009, 12:58 PM
Not a fucking chance
drjoek
06-01-2009, 12:58 PM
i think the well has run dry, and to be honest, i'm gonna be too tired to crank.
so, i think with all of the upcoming events in my life, i am going to refrain from batching this summer.
im using the calender dates as my reference (june 22-sept 22)
anyone else?
I just batched to your sig pic
Earlshog
06-01-2009, 01:00 PM
I hope for your sake Lord Jezo dosent wait until june 23 to show his pic....
hammersavage
06-01-2009, 01:00 PM
Batchless summer?
Try a week and tell me how it feels.
JerseyRich
06-01-2009, 01:58 PM
A week?
Try a day.
biozombie
06-01-2009, 02:09 PM
A week?
Try a 45 minutes.
fixed that for ya :bye:
Suspect Chin
06-01-2009, 02:27 PM
i think the well has run dry, and to be honest, i'm gonna be too tired to crank.
so, i think with all of the upcoming events in my life, i am going to refrain from batching this summer.
im using the calender dates as my reference (june 22-sept 22)
anyone else?
Batch as much as you can now because once they get you on the antidepressants, you might not be able to.
ChrisTheCop
06-01-2009, 02:30 PM
Try a week and tell me how it feels.
He cant, cuz that would technically be masturbating.
JerseyRich
06-01-2009, 03:00 PM
fixed that for ya :bye:
I would be mad...but it's true.
Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-01-2009, 03:06 PM
I can't wait till we talk about your failure on June 24th.
Ritalin
06-01-2009, 03:16 PM
You're gonna be so bored.
dickydean
06-01-2009, 03:33 PM
Gee why don't you start out small, but maybe you are.
Sorry I couldn't resist.
BlackSpider
06-01-2009, 03:34 PM
Ha...!!!
HAHAHAHAHA.....................
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Loling.gif
Farmer Dave
06-01-2009, 03:40 PM
There's no bet, no money involved? Is this some zen mission in self control? I'm confused.
zildjian361
06-01-2009, 03:47 PM
you know you won't last
britneypablo
06-01-2009, 04:18 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i couldn't even make it a day for Lent....and believe I tried
King Hippos Bandaid
06-01-2009, 04:18 PM
too hard, maybe when I was dating or a newlywed
zildjian361
06-01-2009, 04:34 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i couldn't even make it a day for Lent....and believe I tried
that's Hot B:wub:
cougarjake13
06-01-2009, 04:34 PM
i wouldnt make it past a week
Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-01-2009, 04:40 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i couldn't even make it a day for Lent....and believe I tried
God Bless your soul.
By God I mean "May"
By bless I mean "I"
By your . . . . .
By . . . . .
britneypablo
06-01-2009, 04:41 PM
God Bless your soul.
By God I mean "May"
By bless I mean "I"
By your . . . . .
By . . . . .
<font color="deeppink"> sure why the heck not
Foster
06-01-2009, 04:48 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i couldn't even make it a day for Lent....and believe I tried
I hope Katja really does change her sheets once a week
britneypablo
06-01-2009, 04:49 PM
I hope Katja really does change her sheets once a week
<font color="deeppink"> i really didnt masturbate in her bed, i did although masturbate in the bathroom at Porters...why wait right?
Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-01-2009, 04:53 PM
<font color="deeppink"> sure why the heck not
I wasn't done asking, but thanks. So that 10 thousand is it cash or check?
Foster
06-01-2009, 04:54 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i really didnt masturbate in her bed, i did although masturbate in the bathroom at Porters...why wait right?
you were in there quite frequently, and it did seem like you were in there an awful long time
Kris10
06-01-2009, 05:09 PM
count me out
sr71blackbird
06-01-2009, 05:14 PM
I lost two times already today.
Foster
06-01-2009, 05:15 PM
I lost two times already today.
you still did better than expected
ToiletCrusher
06-01-2009, 05:39 PM
What a waste of a summer.
For that matter, what a waste of any season.
biggirl
06-01-2009, 09:11 PM
Wow, that is a long time. I was never into masturbating until...wait, wait...gese this is just too personal.
Marc with a c
06-01-2009, 09:16 PM
i'm going to go the entire summer without masturbating, television, or being negative.
ronfez.net summer mvp 2009 will be mine.
It's been done.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/40_Days_%26_40_Nights_movie.jpg
Fallon
06-01-2009, 10:06 PM
It's been 22 hours for me.
Won't make 24.
bobrobot
06-01-2009, 10:48 PM
What about necrophilia???
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u305/kamikaze9699/secretword/necrophilia.jpg
Slumbag
06-01-2009, 10:49 PM
It's been done.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/40_Days_%26_40_Nights_movie.jpg
Yeah, but Topless_Mike could make it funny.
Yeah, but Topless_Mike could make it funny.
'Tis true.
RoseBlood
06-02-2009, 06:50 AM
Seriously, is there a point to this?
Batch as much as you can now because once they get you on the antidepressants, you might not be able to.
I suggest you talk to your doctor about changing your meds or even your dosage. You can ween yourself off of whatever you're currently on and gradually try something else or you can split meds. Point is, try whatever works for you with as little side effects as possible.
Are you on Effexor? I was on that and it was horrible and frustrating. It didn't effect my libido, just my ability to orgasm. Not everyone is going to have those side effects though. Sorry to have gone off topic.
too hard, maybe when I was dating or a newlywed
too easy.
i'm going to go the entire summer without masturbating, television, or being negative.
ronfez.net summer mvp 2009 will be mine.
Try giving up those pizza bagels.
Melrapuo
06-02-2009, 07:14 AM
The longest I ever lasted was 5 days. And the nut I finally busted could have punched a hole through a steel door.
Aggie
06-02-2009, 07:29 AM
It sounds like you're just giving up. Don't do it!
Coach_Mac
06-02-2009, 06:57 PM
i think the well has run dry, and to be honest, i'm gonna be too tired to crank.
so, i think with all of the upcoming events in my life, i am going to refrain from batching this summer.
im using the calender dates as my reference (june 22-sept 22)
anyone else?
You're brave, I can't even make it out of this thread without wanting to, thanks to stuff like this...
<font color="deeppink"> i couldn't even make it a day for Lent....and believe I tried
Britney, you're my favorite person I don't know.
Coach_Mac
06-02-2009, 06:59 PM
It sounds like you're just giving up. Don't do it!
I agree, nobody likes a quiter.
7Rorschach7
06-03-2009, 02:54 AM
I couldnt make it past a day..
~Katja~
06-03-2009, 03:29 AM
I hope Katja really does change her sheets once a week
I do... and Mike, don't be silly! Even at my parents house they have a nice shower head... I could not do 3 weeks without!
oh, and at least run an honorary batch on my b-day... ok!!!!
If I extend my tour here, I could do it no problem.
silks
06-03-2009, 06:07 AM
This thread is very inspirational. I'm going to go rub one out right now.
Misteriosa
06-03-2009, 06:12 AM
geez.. i must be dysfunctional or something... i may be the only person in creation that doesnt batch :o
I could probably go a month...no week
Aggie
06-03-2009, 06:43 AM
geez.. i must be dysfunctional or something... i may be the only person in creation that doesnt batch :o
I didn't do it for the longest time and it was a little weird at first but you get used to it. ;) You'll never know until you try!
RoseBlood
06-03-2009, 08:05 AM
geez.. i must be dysfunctional or something... i may be the only person in creation that doesnt batch :o
Probably because you have a boyfriend, unless you get the guy who's into watching.
I could go for a long time without, but there is no point in trying. I'm not going to earn my wings from withholding.
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