songs that make your skin crawl [Archive]

Dude!

06-01-2009, 10:12 AM

the ones that you hear
just the first few notes
and you instantly change
the channel

the ones that deeply annoy
nay, sicken you

the ones like fingernails
on a blackboard

i heard two this morning
within minutes of each other:

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paulisded

06-01-2009, 10:12 AM

I completely agree with both of your choices.

Furtherman

06-01-2009, 10:13 AM

What awful radio station were you listening to that would play them?

Change the dial!

Dude!

06-01-2009, 10:15 AM

both were on one
of the classic rock
xm stations

when eye of the tiger
came on
i hit 'scan' and after
maybe 8 rounds of scan
the journey song
was on the same channel

ugh

Thebazile78

06-01-2009, 10:21 AM

Picture - Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow:

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Devo37

06-01-2009, 10:26 AM

anything by Live. not so much for the music, but the odd lyrics.

"Her placenta falls to the floor." :glurps:

"Our love is like water / Pinned down and abused for being strange." :blink:

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paulisded

06-01-2009, 10:30 AM

Picture - Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow:

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Even worse is that Kid Rock mashup of Skynyrd and Zevon.

Misteriosa

06-01-2009, 10:41 AM

anything sang by celene dion. :thumbdown:

Kublakhan61

06-01-2009, 10:49 AM

Any U2 song, from any era, will make me turn the dial. ANY U2 SONG.

Dude!

06-01-2009, 10:56 AM

Any U2 song, from any era, will make me turn the dial. ANY U2 SONG.

i love
Sunday Bloody Sunday

JimBeam

06-01-2009, 11:16 AM

Anything, and I mean anything, by that hack George Thurgood.

Also anything by Gretchen Wilson.

Mostly anything by Sheryl Crow w/ " If It Makes You Happy " leading the way and damn near everything by that pillow biter Kenny Chesney.

drjoek

06-01-2009, 11:17 AM

Any of the dozens of horrific remakes by Rod Stewart. I have liked Rod since the beginning but he can butcher songs like few others can.

realmenhatelife

06-01-2009, 11:27 AM

Mr Jones by Counting Crows

Jeremy by Pearl Jam

newport king

06-01-2009, 11:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d27Hj8Gg9o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJDQKpTq7kM

Thebazile78

06-01-2009, 11:37 AM

anything sang by celene dion. :thumbdown:

I may hate Celine Dion, but I truly loathe anything from Titanic ... even the instrumental version of My Heart Will Go On is cringeworthy.

My sophomore-year college roommate played that song on a continuous loop for 3 days after the movie cleaned up at the Oscars.

I hate that movie.
I hate that French-Canadian no-talent bitch
I hate composer John Horner.

Dude!

06-01-2009, 11:49 AM

I may hate Celine Dion, but I truly loathe anything from Titanic ... even the instrumental version of My Heart Will Go On is cringeworthy.

My sophomore-year college roommate played that song on a continuous loop for 3 days after the movie cleaned up at the Oscars.

I hate that movie.
I hate that French-Canadian no-talent bitch
I hate composer John Horner.

the last Titanic survivor
died yesterday!

landarch

06-01-2009, 12:18 PM

Even worse is that Kid Rock mashup of Skynyrd and Zevon.

I have a good friend who listens to this on constant loop....in his jacked-up diesel Excursion.....With more than a couple of subwoofers......Rockin' his mullet. Yes, in 2009. No, not in the south.

I love him so I can't talk shit. Still, there's a bit of comedy to be found there.

MacVittie

06-01-2009, 12:24 PM

anything by Live. not so much for the music, but the odd lyrics.

"Her placenta falls to the floor." :glurps:

"Our love is like water / Pinned down and abused for being strange." :blink:

You must love the band Bush then.

grlNIN

06-01-2009, 12:38 PM

Mr Jones by Counting Crows

Jeremy by Pearl Jam

These are good choices.

Any Ramones song, as soon as i hear it the radio is either off or the station changed.

paulisded

06-01-2009, 12:39 PM

You must love the band Bush then.

Aren't they the same band?

grlNIN

06-01-2009, 12:42 PM

I also forgot to crown Rush as the band with the biggest douche chill capabilities.

GreatAmericanZero

06-01-2009, 12:42 PM

I recently did a top 5 list of the worst songs ever, my number 1 was Cher's "Believe" (which i think everyone agrees is awful) but my number 2 choice I had to look up the name of it on youtube. I knew it was a jennifer lopez song so i had to watch J. Lo videos til i found it

This song sounds like a fucking alarm clock is going off during the whole thing. I know nothing about music production but i don't understand how anyone could find this to be a pleasurable song to listen to at all. All it makes me wanna do is get out of bed...its so terrible

I dare you to listen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYhPGuOHRj4

Jughead

06-01-2009, 12:42 PM

Earlshog

06-01-2009, 12:54 PM

I recently did a top 5 list of the worst songs ever, my number 1 was Cher's "Believe" (which i think everyone agrees is awful) but my number 2 choice I had to look up the name of it on youtube. I knew it was a jennifer lopez song so i had to watch J. Lo videos til i found it

This song sounds like a fucking alarm clock is going off during the whole thing. I know nothing about music production but i don't understand how anyone could find this to be a pleasurable song to listen to at all. All it makes me wanna do is get out of bed...its so terrible

I dare you to listen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYhPGuOHRj4

that's pretty atrocious... worse then her movies even... still not as bad as Eye of the Tiger followed by Open arms...

fezident

06-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Thank you for putting LIVE and COUNTING CROWS in this thread. Theee worst.

JimBeam

06-01-2009, 01:20 PM

I have to put Lopez in the " Anything By " category.

She is awful.

biozombie

06-01-2009, 01:30 PM

Any U2 song, from any era, will make me turn the dial. ANY U2 SONG.

I could kiss you for that.

My pick: that Pink song from last year, the one about being a rock star with rock moves.

GreatAmericanZero

06-01-2009, 01:41 PM

silks

06-01-2009, 01:42 PM

Anything by Nickelback. Blech.

Chip196

06-01-2009, 01:55 PM

I know I will get shit for this ... but I hear Bob Marley and I can't get to the button quick enough. 2 years of on-campus living in Oneonta made it so I can't hear the mans music ever again.

Gvac

06-01-2009, 02:45 PM

Any of the pussy, whiny bullshit music a lot of you are into.

That includes Pink Floyd, Radiohead, and Ryan Adams.

Boo hoo hoo.

Life is so sad.

Shut the fuck up and rock.

GreatAmericanZero

06-01-2009, 02:52 PM

I know I will get shit for this ... but I hear Bob Marley and I can't get to the button quick enough. 2 years of on-campus living in Oneonta made it so I can't hear the mans music ever again.

there are many genres i can't stand

at my office in NY there was someone who would occasionally like to listen to the Jazz channel and that stuff makes me wanna blow my brains out. I can handle a good Zappa rock/jazz fusion but there is something about pure jazz i just can't listen to for the life of me

tele7

06-01-2009, 03:00 PM

Any Stained song with "I" in the lyrics....which is pretty much all of them.

Ritalin

06-01-2009, 03:14 PM

Any of the pussy, whiny bullshit music a lot of you are into.

That includes Pink Floyd, Radiohead, and Ryan Adams.

Boo hoo hoo.

Life is so sad.

Shut the fuck up and rock.

Radiohead?

Now we have to fight. I didn't want to, but if that's how it's gonna be, that's how it's gonna be.

And for me, it's that pathetic "Proud to be an American" song. Actually, most all country music made after, say, 1990.

SatCam

06-01-2009, 03:30 PM

Simple Plan - Welcome to My Life........ they play that song on the muzak at work every day.... makes me want to kill myself

A.J.

06-01-2009, 09:13 PM

I hate composer John Horner.

If you mean James Horner, you take that back! He scored Wrath of Khan!

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fezident

06-02-2009, 02:47 PM

If you mean James Horner, you take that back! He scored Wrath of Khan!

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zildjian361

06-02-2009, 02:51 PM

moody blues because of that coke whore C i used to go out with:wallbash:

zildjian361

06-02-2009, 02:55 PM

Any Stained song with "I" in the lyrics....which is pretty much all of them.

"I" really like So Far Away.:wink:

Stankfoot

06-02-2009, 03:08 PM

Thebazile78

06-02-2009, 06:33 PM

If you mean James Horner, you take that back! He scored Wrath of Khan!

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I did it again. I conflated an artist with a paleontologist.

I am an uber-geek.

OK, I'll be a little less harsh on Horner the composer for the stuff that's not Titanic. I hated EVERYTHING about Titanic; the film made my butt go numb.

Numb butt d.n.e. good movie.

NickyL0885

06-02-2009, 08:17 PM

Anything by Britney Spears. I wish she never made a musical comeback.

barjockey

06-02-2009, 08:28 PM

:thumbdown:mariah carey

A.J.

06-02-2009, 09:17 PM

I did it again. I conflated an artist with a paleontologist.

I am an uber-geek.

OK, I'll be a little less harsh on Horner the composer for the stuff that's not Titanic. I hated EVERYTHING about Titanic; the film made my butt go numb.

Numb butt d.n.e. good movie.

No worries. Titanic is a titanic piece of shit movie all around: save for a nude Kate Winslet.

jennysmurf

06-02-2009, 09:26 PM

Bon Jovi--his voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

styckx

06-02-2009, 10:27 PM

I'll just go ahead and post the winner

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PapaBear

06-02-2009, 10:33 PM

I would be angry with you for bringing that up, but I made my bed when I clicked on a thread about songs that make your skin crawl.:wallbash:

Slumbag

06-02-2009, 10:34 PM

Everytime I hear the "No AuuuughhhhIIII" part, I die a little inside.
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Gvac

06-03-2009, 03:12 PM

No song on the planet is more douche chill inducing than that God Awful "500 Miles" by those Scottish assholes.

I don't remember their name and I hope I never do.

I DESPISE that fucking song.

denko

06-03-2009, 03:18 PM

anything you might hear on a top 40 station..

that hideous rock star song by nickelback

and this skynyrd zevon sample job by kid rock.
you're from michigan, you're not a "good ol boy" and thats NOT the real skynyrd you're up there trapsing around with... die already

Mullenax

06-03-2009, 07:29 PM