Pizza delivery man saves rape victim

[sr71blackbird]

STORY (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090530/ap_on_re_us/us_rape_rescue)



Turner told The Associated Press on Friday that he noticed the woman pop up from a couch while the suspect signed the credit card slip.
"While I was standing in the door all you could see was the back of the couch," Turner said. "And then she popped over the back of the couch and showed me that her hands were bound. And she was just mouthing, 'Please call 911.'"


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Hero

[silks]

Damn good thing she decided to give up beef rather than pizza....

[A.J.]

I hope it took less than 30 minutes.

[spankyfrank]

Sigh it really is the moment us pizza delvery guys dream of......saving a rape victim


.....Someday :innocent:

[Marc with a c]

cock block

[epo]

cock block

Were you in Tennessee this weekend?

[ToiletCrusher]

Has there ever been a porn that started before the pizza guy got there?

[mikeyboy]

Not the brightest criminal in the world to order a pizza during a rape.

[SatCam]

god i hate those mountain dew shirts

[Gvac]

Stories like this make me proud to be moving to Tennessee in a few short months.

I think Chris Turner and I are going to be pretty good friends.

[joethebartender]

doodies.

[joethebartender]

At least the rapist didn't call Señor Pizza...
extra anchovies and things could've gone much worse!

[brettmojo]

This is gonna' hurt business for that pizza place.

Rapists are known for their fondness of pizza.

[mikeyboy]

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The pizza guy is what i would have expected Kelly Leak to look like when he grew up.

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/files/2009/03/kellyleak.jpg


Of course, instead, he grew up to look like this:


http://www.horrornews.net/exclusive_news/_news_04.2009/images/jackie_earle_haley_blue_glasses.jpg

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

the pizza guy looks like a rapist.

[The Jays]

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The pizza guy is what i would have expected Kelly Leak to look like when he grew up.

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/files/2009/03/kellyleak.jpg


Of course, instead, he grew up to look like this:


http://www.horrornews.net/exclusive_news/_news_04.2009/images/jackie_earle_haley_blue_glasses.jpg

Holy shit, the hero was the pedophile from "Little Children"? That's fucked up. Remember when he took his date home and then started jerking off in the car, and then left her at the curb with her aluminum foil swan? That was the most awesome moment in cinema.

[MacVittie]

I hope he gets a lot of hero pussy from this incident.

[hammersavage]

Holy shit, the hero was the pedophile from "Little Children"? That's fucked up. Remember when he took his date home and then started jerking off in the car, and then left her at the curb with her aluminum foil swan? That was the most awesome moment in cinema.

I agree

[Fallon]

I hope he gets a lot of hero pussy from this incident.

Turner tried to look calm. "Have a nice day. Enjoy your food," he told the suspect, who tipped him $5 on a $37.69 bill. Then he rushed back to his van, where his wife, Nease, was waiting behind the wheel.

With a hot name like Nease I'm sure he gets all the pussy he can handle.

[cougarjake13]

pizza guy looks like a rapist

[DolaMight]

STORY (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090530/ap_on_re_us/us_rape_rescue)






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Hero

that's a rapist's picture if i'd ever seen one. The irony. If he has to testify in the case the judge will be very confused.

[DolaMight]

pizza guy looks like a rapist

He looks like he raped the woman taking the picture.