What Changes Will There Be?

[Gvac]

I owe every member of this board an apology.

Change is coming. Bank on it.

As per mikey, thing are gonna be different around here.

What do you think we'll see?

[hammersavage]

A new chat room. More help for mikey on the technical end. More hot chicks.

[Suspect Chin]

As per mikey, thing are gonna be different around here.

What do you think we'll see?

What thread did you quote this from?

[Sinestro]

No more Ronfez.net???

but I'd rather see:

Sinestro for Mod

[monkfish]

Who shot who in the what now?

[Gvac]

What thread did you quote this from?

All you have to do is click on the little arrow next to his name in the quote box http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/skins/rf_blue/buttons/viewpost.gif and it'll take you there.

Now back to our attempted comedy pyramid.

[Suspect Chin]

What if we just picked one forum that had a rotating moderator? That seems like a nice compromise. If the new mod could prove him/herself perhaps we could expand the idea to more forums.

[Death Metal Moe]

Quickly dealing with assholes who are trolls. Its so easy to see who is discussing and who is stirring the pot, bounce those fucksticks back to Hell. No one needs them. There's plenty of honest discussion on here but people who are here for the express purpose of spreading bullshit need to go. IP ban, permanently.

[Suspect Chin]

All you have to do is click on the little arrow next to his name in the quote box http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/skins/rf_blue/buttons/viewpost.gif and it'll take you there.

Now back to our attempted comedy pyramid.

High tech. I'm impressed.

[weekapaugjz]

a stripper pole for mojo to entertain us with.

[Gvac]

Quickly dealing with assholes who are trolls. Its so easy to see who is discussing and who is stirring the pot, bounce those fucksticks back to Hell. No one needs them. There's plenty of honest discussion on here but people who are here for the express purpose of spreading bullshit need to go. IP ban, permanently.

I was really trying to get a comedy pyramid going.

But if ya wanna be serious, I guess that's cool too.

[styckx]

#1. Stimulus posts. Low post counts do not drive a message board economy. Depending on your join date bracket you will be receiving a post count stimulus package up to a maximum of 600 posts.

#2. Bailouts. Unfunny and unproductive members who have been banned will receive a bailout. Their previous posts will be deleted, post count artificiality set at 1253, unbanned and a really cool mod quote.

#3. Will be introducing the NAFTA policy board wide. North American Fez Trade Agreement. What this enables users to do is freely trade their like, or dislike for Fez at a maximum of once per week. Any user breaking this policy will be subject to being deported.

[weekapaugjz]

lordjezo will become mod of the politics and current events forum.

[Stuft]

I saw this thread coming a mile away. :dry:

[Death Metal Moe]

I was really trying to get a comedy pyramid going.

But if ya wanna be serious, I guess that's cool too.

Hey I was serious but running trolls out of here will be a ball. That's some real fun.

[IMSlacker]

Hottub will be 16% less overbearing.

[weekapaugjz]

gvac will be limited to only 3 board characters.

[Friday]

mikey is going blonde

[Hottub]

Free refills and a new fixin's bar!!

[epo]

Seriously, can we do something about the Mandatory Pants rules around here?

[Hottub]

Less talk,

MORE ROCK!!

[Hottub]

Traffic and weather every 10.

[Suspect Chin]

Seriously, can we do something about the Mandatory Pants rules around here?

Are smoke pants ok? I got the first prototype today.

[Hottub]

kipster will be the new Admin.

[PapaBear]

New members will need to be interviewed by me prior to posting.

[Gvac]

Seriously, can we do something about the Mandatory Pants rules around here?

Then they could finally use my submission for the board logo!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/LiveNude.jpg

[Marc with a c]

hayrides.

[Suspect Chin]

New members will need to be interviewed by me prior to posting.

You have any interview questions in mind?

[epo]

PA consequence free raping.

[Suspect Chin]

PA consequence free raping.

Sodomites have all the rights.

[Hottub]

New members will need to be interviewed by me prior to posting.

Sorry. Mojo already has that position.:wink:
Dirty twink.

[Highball]

The Dark Side will replenish its supply of Nachos.

[PapaBear]

You have any interview questions in mind?
I'll just say "Fez" or "Dave" and study their reaction. I'll also ask them if the know how I can get some WOW gold.

[weekapaugjz]

New members will need to be interviewed by me prior to posting.

i don't think "interviewed" is quite the right word...

[styckx]

#4. Post taxes. In order to drive membership up we will now be imposing a mandatory post tax. What this means for you is everytime you post your email address will sold to a mailing list designed to help drive memberships to the board.

#5. The No Striker Left Behind Policy. In order to curb the influx of Wackbag posters users will notice a new button in posts. You will be granted one use of this button per month. What this button enables users to do is report a possible user resembling a posting style of Striker. This report gets immediate review of the mods and swift and accurate use of ban hamster. Any user abusing this will receive the same fate.

#6. Dane Cook sucks. He does and we'll make sure you understand this.

[PapaBear]

i don't think "interviewed" is quite the right word...
http://www.paulschackman.com/images/headshot/SHH.jpg

[epo]

Sodomites have all the rights.

First victim!

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii49/j2christ/HandBanana.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

Since drinking shows are done and not everyone lives on the East Coast, how about scheduled drinking nights on rf.net?

[Highball]

Free Twitter account with every post, automatically setup to follow JustJon.

[Suspect Chin]

Free Twitter account with every post, automatically setup to follow JustJon.

Who?

[Friday]

#5. The No Striker Left Behind Policy. In order to curb the influx of Wackbag posters users will notice a new button in posts. You will be granted one use of this button per month. What this button enables users to do is report a possible user resembling a posting style of Striker. This report gets immediate review of the mods and swift and accurate use of ban hamster. Any user abusing this will receive the same fate.


:lol:

[Hottub]

Moderators can only post while wearing a shirt and tie.

Moderators MUST have a sensible haircut.

Bad news for me, AJ and Mikey.
No problem for Jon, Eli and Fallon.

[PapaBear]

Posters who get two warnings will be forced into a chat room for one hour before they can post again. Said chat room will be co moderated by Reeshy and Jerry Lehane.

[epo]

Moderators can only post while wearing a shirt and tie.

Moderators MUST have a sensible haircut.

Bad news for me, AJ and Mikey.
No problem for Jon, Eli and Fallon.

Its about time.

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[weekapaugjz]

2 out of 3 admins will actually sign in during a 24 hour period.

[Tenbatsuzen]

We've cloned Mikeyboy.

[Suspect Chin]

How about scheduled nights with show members? I'm sure Mikey could get them to agree to an hour a week to come on here and just riff with the rest of us.

[DolaMight]

I'd like ronfez.net to include a continental breakfast.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

gvac will be limited to only 3 board characters.
and limited to starting no more than 2 dozen thread a day.

[A.J.]

More nudity. Fuck work.

[jauble]

Nothing but tags

[djanallightbulb]

Trolls emerging after a three year slumber to say "howdy doo"?

:bye:

[silks]

Complimentary peanuts (honey roasted)

[Foster]

we should get prizes for posting

and bigger prizes for reading some posts

[Gvac]

Nothing but tags

Fez will be happy!

Ohhhhhhh.....tags.

Never mind.

[ToiletCrusher]

Every member will be forced to hug every other member in an effort to promote love and unity.

[Stankfoot]

monkey knife fights?

[Annie Waits]

Maybe a little less talk about the boards and the people on the boards on the show? I honestly had no interest in any message board until I had enough of not being in the loop while listening to the show.
I'm a pretty new listener...since 2006 and I'm not sure if it was always like this before, but when Ron would talk about HTG and Sheepy or Dave throws out board gossip...for someone who doesn't live in NYC and who doesn't have the opportunity to go to bar nights, this is the only place that makes any sens for me to understand what's going on on the show.

[EddieMoscone]

hayrides.

I don't care what anyone says, you're the funniest poster in the history of this board...especially if we go by laughs per word.

[Gvac]

I don't care what anyone says, you're the funniest poster in the history of this board...especially if we go by laughs per word.

Please.

His ego is massive already.

[lleeder]

Gvac will be forced to explain his intentions 6 posts into every thread he starts.

[Gvac]

Gvac will be forced to explain his intentions 3 posts into every thread he starts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Thank God for you and the handful of others who understand.

You're the best text buddy a guy could ever have!

[lleeder]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Thank God for you and the handful of others who understand.

You're the best text buddy a guy could ever have!

Consider that payback for yesterday's mishap?:innocent:

[Gvac]

Consider that payback for yesterday's mishap?:innocent:

Oh it'll take more than that.

62 minutes is a loooong time.

[ToiletCrusher]

Scavenger Hunt Thursdays at rf.net

Prizes may include:

A lock of mikeyboy's hair
A print out of justjon's twitter page
A brand new, slightly more offensive mod quote
Dick pix

[lleeder]

Oh it'll take more than that.

62 minutes is a loooong time.

Yeah but you got to hear some really bad spoonish calls.

[Foster]

to avoid any misinterpretations of posts, members will be required to use a designated colored font when expressing sarcasm or when just being silly.

[mikeyboy]

Page 12 nudes.

[EliSnow]

You will not be allowed to post a compliment about Gvac unless you are NOT Gvac or one of his board characters.

[ToiletCrusher]

Page 12 nudes.

That's what I'm talking about!!!!

Fuck, let's kick this off early!!!

[biggestmexi]

As per mikey, thing are gonna be different around here.

What do you think we'll see?

dont know.
but what bank is this goin to be at?

will i be able to get to this bank?

is it a blood bank.

did mikeyboy get bit by a vampire?

or is it a sperm bank?

[tanless1]

Fez will be happy!

Ohhhhhhh.....tags.

Never mind.

fez is gay ??

[styckx]

The staff will have to sit in a Board Of Directors meeting while Mikeboy gives a 2hr PowerPoint presentation of the changes coming. Coffee will be served and staff will get a free copy of Vbulletin developers edition.

[brettmojo]

Two words...

Time share.

[ToiletCrusher]

Two words...

Time share.

How much for "Ask the Oracle" for non-peak weekends?

[Hottub]

A large assortment of Turkey Trot memorabilia in the new gift shop.


And a whole isle of
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353693-396-566.jpg

[Gvac]

Two girls for every boy.

[silks]

Reduced carbon footprint

[K.C.]

Hopefully, I'll be allowed to gouge out some eyes around here.

I've got my fork ready...I'm just waiting for Mikey's word.

[Foster]

a new members first 50 posts must first be reviewed by a Mod before being posted

[Drunky McBetidont]

more cat pics

[Gvac]

Hopefully the Admins will actually answer their PMs in a timely manner.

[Suspect Chin]

How about a new picture on the homepage more often than once a month? Perhaps users can submit funny photos or photoshops to moderators to save them the leg work.

[~Katja~]

a new members first 50 posts must first be reviewed by a Mod before being posted

is this communist Germany???

[Sue_Bender]

Unlimited honey mustard.

[TobyWong]

is this communist Germany???

No, Katja, Germans were Nazis. The Russians were the communists.

[~Katja~]

No, Katja, Germans were Nazis. The Russians were the communists.
I have an ID to proof you otherwise...

[~Katja~]

Unlimited honey mustard.
hmmmmmmmmm I LOVE horney mustard!

[TobyWong]

I have an ID to proof you otherwise...


Russians were Nazis?

[~Katja~]

Russians were Nazis?
East Germans were communists... brush up on history, will ya!

[silks]

Turndown service... and those little mints on my pillow.

[Hottub]

Don't forget the Illinois nazis.
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsG/6515-2138.gif

[EliSnow]

East Germans were communists... brush up on history, will ya!


Looks like we'll need required history lessons on 3.0.

[Foster]

Looks like we'll need required history lessons on 3.0.

3.0 is already history, before it got up and running?

[drjoek]

Scavenger Hunt Thursdays at rf.net

Prizes may include:

A lock of mikeyboy's hair
A print out of justjon's twitter page
A brand new, slightly more offensive mod quote
Dick pix

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31H9KJFT10L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

drjoek not only gets his own sticky thread, but he gets an entire forum!

[WampusCrandle]

Hopefully less monkey robots and more robot monkeys.

[MacVittie]

I see no changes.

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[Furtherman]

Here's a change I've noticed:

Most users ever online was 474, 05-14-2009 at 03:07 PM.

I could have sworn the record number of people on here at once was much higher.

[ToiletCrusher]

Here's a change I've noticed:



I could have sworn the record number of people on here at once was much higher.

I believe the previous record was some time in April of 2008 with around 4000 users or so.

[mikeyboy]

Here's a change I've noticed:



I could have sworn the record number of people on here at once was much higher.

Yeah, it reset recently. I don't know why.

[Furtherman]

Yeah, it reset recently. I don't know why.

Perhaps it has become self-aware.

[ToiletCrusher]

Perhaps it has become self-aware.

Shit like that won't happen when I rule 3.0...

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/thumb/8/8a/Cyberdyne_logo.jpg/250px-Cyberdyne_logo.jpg



AHHHHH!!!!! I DIDN'T POST THAT!!!

Furtherman is right.

[Gvac]

Yeah, it reset recently. I don't know why.

Because you're losing your mind?

[mikeyboy]

Because you're losing your mind?

That's a viable explanation.

[spoon]

Quickly dealing with assholes who are trolls. Its so easy to see who is discussing and who is stirring the pot, bounce those fucksticks back to Hell. No one needs them. There's plenty of honest discussion on here but people who are here for the express purpose of spreading bullshit need to go. IP ban, permanently.

I agree to this if Moe is the first to go.

[spoon]

First victim!

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii49/j2christ/HandBanana.jpg

HANDBANANANANANAS for all!!!

[spoon]

2 out of 3 admins will actually sign in during a 24 hour period.

:lol:

Seriously, I've been on this one for years now! TWITTER WHAT?!

[spoon]

I don't care what anyone says, you're the funniest poster in the history of this board...especially if we go by laughs per word.

Oh trust me, his "hayrides" are top notch. He's all nimbly bimbly on the dry thatch!

[spoon]

Yeah but you got to hear some really bad spoonish calls.

Ooooo, you're lucky I lost my license in the wash! Marc's hayride is picking me up now so I can serenade you to the lost posts of Sailor. Marc is on harpsichord and the hay is actually shredded Gaz posts sprayed with Death Metal Moe's stage blood.