Sad day for Tennis - Simona Halep is getting a breast reduction

[KingModem]

The next big thing in tennis, or the biggest things in tennis, is most likely getting a breast reduction.

Here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-is-a-busty-17-year-old-tennis-star-300x300.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

fuckin shame. at least wait a year so you can legally show those puppies and i can jack to em with guilt free.


http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/simona-halep-busty.jpg

[underdog]

The video on that link is awesome.

[King Imp]

Jeez, and I thought Serena Williams was big.

[Jujubees2]

The Creator is so mean. Why didn't he just give every woman the same sized breasts? It's so unfair that my wife is an A cup (and that's being generous) while Simona Halep's cups runneth over...

[Furtherman]

This is a crime against humanity.


(and a perfect example how tags can work well)

[hammersavage]

She looks a little like Scarlett in that second pic.

[topless_mike]

tennis comes and goes... boobies are forever.

besides... you'll be out of tennis in about 5-6 years.



SAVE THE CANS !!!!

[NateCantDance]

I can't let this happen. I don't know how I'm going to stop it, but I owe it to all of us. I owe it to myself.

[Gvac]

I don't blame her. Do you have any idea how hideous those things will be in another 10 years or so? :surrender:

[NateCantDance]

I don't blame her. Do you have any idea how hideous those things will be in another 10 years or so? :surrender:

Ten years from now my car will be a rusted out piece of shit, but I'm not going to junk it today!

[DolaMight]

it's also a rape rate reduction.

Do you know how many creeps stalk Sharapova and Kournikova? there's gotta be like 4-5 combined.

[Gvac]

Ten years from now my car will be a rusted out piece of shit, but I'm not going to junk it today!

You're going to take steps to ensure it's beauty though, right?

[STC-Dub]

Never heard of he before, but she umm looks like she is quite the tennis player.

[TheMojoPin]

it's also a rape rate reduction.

Do you know how many creeps stalk Sharapova and Kournikova? there's gotta be like 4-5 combined.

You're guessing way low. Shit, anyone here with the hint of having a vagina has at least 4-5 stalkers.

[cougarjake13]

i'll be shedding a tear or many tears

[DolaMight]

You're guessing way low. Shit, anyone here with the hint of having a vagina has at least 4-5 stalkers.

I see you're not an o&a listener MojoPo

[brettmojo]

The next big thing in tennis, or the biggest things in tennis, is most likely getting a breast reduction.

Here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-is-a-busty-17-year-old-tennis-star-300x300.jpg
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/83/thjonstewartdz8.gif

[Liverspot]

With a visual like that I may even watch a tennis match.....:smoke:

[brettmojo]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/05/custom_1243529170416_simona-halep-hits-the-ball_01.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I see you're not an o&a listener MojoPo

Thankfully, no.

[mississippidave]

We might all be losing those gigantic titties to stare at, but theres always Maria Sharapova's primal grunt and moan everytime she swings her racquet

[Contra]

This is a crime against humanity!

[Sinestro]

Wow 17!!!!

[KingModem]

Oh man, I didnt catch that she is only 17. Sorry for luring you all into trouble.

[hammersavage]

Oh man, I didnt catch that she is only 17. Sorry for luring you all into trouble.

If by trouble you mean everlasting erection, its ok.

[~Katja~]

Oh man, I didnt catch that she is only 17. Sorry for luring you all into trouble.
she is legal where she is from

[Ryan Kulik]

damn shame. oh well, there's still plenty of sweater meat out there.

[keithy_19]

It's like spitting god in the face.

[Bill From Yorktown]

she should let the puppies breath beforehand (or not do it at all)

[mendyweiss]

Judge Smails and I would like to see pictures of her on the junior tennis circuit !

[Dpat]

Yeah, it's a shame. Those cans are amazing. Bigger than Serena's and she's half the size. Just proves what I've always said: biggest white girl knockers always beat biggest black girl knockers.:devil2:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Why doesn't she use the old mechanics trick and duct tape those fuccers down.
I mean she can probably get some underarmour and use that with her sports bra.

[EliSnow]

I would think her breasts would be assets on the women's pro tennis tour. I can see lesbian opponents have problems in concentrating on returning her shots when they see those boobs a'bouncing.

[RoseBlood]

I'm happy for her and hope this improves her game, but more importantly, hope it makes her feel better.

Stop being such gluttonous and greedy men.

[hammersavage]

Oh fine. Whatever makes her feel comfortable in her skin. That's what sexy is anyway.

[skyscraper]

she ought to donate them to Christina Applegate.

[RoseBlood]

Oh fine. Whatever makes her feel comfortable in her skin. That's what sexy is anyway.

You really do have a vagina. A Virgin with a Vagina.. I'm surprised you're not more popular.

[Furtherman]

You really do have a vagina. A Virgin with a Vagina.. I'm surprised you're not more popular.

holy s.... laughed out loud, as they say!

[hammersavage]

holy s.... laughed out loud, as they say!

I believe they say 'lol'

[CountryBob]

Giant boobs are over rated - I like very erect nipples!

[Furtherman]

I believe they say 'lol'

Yea, I hate typing that kin.... wait... brb.

[RoseBlood]

Giant boobs are over rated - I like very erect nipples!

This makes no sense :blink:

[hammersavage]

This makes no sense :blink:

Looks like somebody knows nothing about boobs.

[RoseBlood]

Looks like somebody knows nothing about boobs.

I know what he's talking about but it doesn't apply to everyone.

[hammersavage]

I was just joking.

[RoseBlood]

I was just joking.

Shut up Virgin!!!

I meant, sorry i get defensive about boobs.

[hammersavage]

capital V. I like it, very formal.

[Death Metal Moe]

She might want to keep those things. Ya know, something to fall back on if tennis doesn't pan out.

[topless_mike]

Giant boobs are over rated - I like very erect nipples!

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