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IrishAlkey
05-28-2009, 08:37 AM
I'm watching the Scripps 2009 Spelling Bee and all these kids are Indians and nerds.

I could fuckin' kick all their asses.

Good speller = good at customer service
Crossweird
05-28-2009, 08:50 AM
Can you use the turban a sentence?
IrishAlkey
05-28-2009, 08:52 AM
Can you use pterylosis in a sentence?

Sure.

Pterylosis is hard to spell.
CountryBob
05-28-2009, 09:09 AM
I watched during lunch - for some reason, I cant turn it off.
IrishAlkey
05-28-2009, 09:13 AM
The blonde chick from Florida is pretty hot.

She has knock knees but I'll straighten those out.
hammersavage
05-28-2009, 10:28 AM
There is some white girl with this kinda layered, punk hair that I'm rooting for.


Worst moment of the afternoon, the word kalium. When asked to use it in a sentence, the douche gave the example 'Kalium, I hardly know him'. To a room full of silence. It was awesome.
KingModem
05-28-2009, 11:16 AM
Scoping blonde talent at a spelling bee? New low for IrishAlkey
joethebartender
05-28-2009, 11:36 AM
Have a look at this and then think about why spelling in our alphabet comes easy to Indian kids:

http://www.avesta.org/language/writing2.gif
Gvac
05-28-2009, 12:34 PM
Next brilliant observation by Alkey - The Irish can drink!
DolaMight
05-28-2009, 01:00 PM
that red dot strictly feeds them answers to spelling bees and who wants to be a millionaire. Has nothing to do with the caste system.
joeybags
05-28-2009, 01:02 PM
Have a look at this and then think about why spelling in our alphabet comes easy to Indian kids:

http://www.avesta.org/language/writing2.gif

can you use that in a sentence please?
Gvac
05-28-2009, 01:03 PM
Blacks can play basketball!
DolaMight
05-28-2009, 01:07 PM
Blacks can play basketball!

And a chinaman would math the fuck out of you
Gvac
05-28-2009, 01:09 PM
Jews can make money!
DolaMight
05-28-2009, 01:13 PM
Jews can make money!

and whites will fly the fuck out of a motherfuckin spaceship
Gvac
05-28-2009, 01:26 PM
The Dutch are cheap!
DolaMight
05-28-2009, 02:49 PM
The Dutch are cheap!

and a greek will rock the fuck out of a speedo
Gvac
05-28-2009, 02:51 PM
Italians sure can cook! When they're not being all Mafia!
TheMojoPin
05-28-2009, 02:53 PM
Italians sure can cook!

Why must you hurt Bossanova like that?
Contra
05-28-2009, 02:54 PM
GVAC is in love with himself!
Gvac
05-28-2009, 02:56 PM
Contra can't follow a bit!
sr71blackbird
05-28-2009, 02:58 PM
Double drat
Contra
05-28-2009, 02:58 PM
Oh I thought the bit was stating the obvious
sr71blackbird
05-28-2009, 02:59 PM
The blonde chick from Florida is pretty hot.

She has knock knees but I'll straighten those out.

You have the hottest wife on the planet and you need to look at a knock kneed blonde?
Gvac
05-28-2009, 03:00 PM
Oh I thought the bit was stating the obvious

I was trying to get a racial stereotype thing going...
Contra
05-28-2009, 03:25 PM
I swore you were your own race
DolaMight
05-28-2009, 04:11 PM
contra just put a rap record on at this racist party and cleared the place out.

i bet you wish you could just up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,baba,start your way outa this.