Fold or Wad?

[sr71blackbird]

Do you fold or wad your toilet paper?

I heard that half the country does one or the other. I fold it.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm all wad.

[ChrisTheCop]

I guess if you're gonna re-use it later, you should fold it, and make a dainty stack of them.
but if you're gonna stick it between your ass cheeks to wipe at a dirty filthy mess you've made in there, I suggest wadding.

[ANC]

I fold, you gotta avoid seams at all costs..

This should be a poll...

[Sue_Bender]

I fold...then wad.

Afterwards, I cram it into my rectum in a forceful drilling motion.

[razorboy]

Wad.

[KingModem]

I twirl it around my hand a couple times, then after wiping the first time, pull it out of the toilet and look at it, then fold it diagonally, and wipe again.

[Aggie]

Both, depending on the mood I'm in...

I mean neither. Girls don't do anything that requires toilet paper. Ewwww.

[RhinoinMN]

I twirl it around my hand a couple times, then after wiping the first time, pull it out of the toilet and look at it, then fold it diagonally, and wipe again.

That's risky.

[biggirl]

Wad

This thread reminds me that we have a huge TP problem in our house. How do you get your kids to quit unrolling the TP and strewing it all over the house? I thought only cats did this, but my kids do it, not our cat.

[jab]

they really need to update toilet paper already. an ass scraper or crush vaccuum or something. perhaps get working on those 3 shells.

[razorboy]

Wad

This thread reminds me that we have a huge TP problem in our house. How do you get your kids to quit unrolling the TP and strewing it all over the house? I thought only cats did this, but my kids do it, not our cat.

Dole it out piece by piece.

[Shane Peterson]

Bidet.

[mikeyboy]

Wad

This thread reminds me that we have a huge TP problem in our house. How do you get your kids to quit unrolling the TP and strewing it all over the house? I thought only cats did this, but my kids do it, not our cat.

We have that problem too.

they really need to update toilet paper already. an ass scraper or crush vaccuum or something. perhaps get working on those 3 shells.

When I was in Brazil in March, we were in a city where you weren't supposed to flush toilet paper, so there was a hose by the toilet that you used for the major cleanup. Then there was a container where you put the used toilet paper you used after the hosing.

[ToiletCrusher]

I wad up my folded toilet paper.

[Hottub]

Much like Yerdaddy's squathole?



P.S. Miss Wadd.

[Friday]

Wad

This thread reminds me that we have a huge TP problem in our house. How do you get your kids to quit unrolling the TP and strewing it all over the house? I thought only cats did this, but my kids do it, not our cat.

have you tried spraying them with the water bottle?

[boosterp]

When I was in Brazil in March, we were in a city where you weren't supposed to flush toilet paper, so there was a hose by the toilet that you used for the major cleanup. Then there was a container where you put the used toilet paper you used after the hosing.

Ok, that's just creepy.

I am a folder.

[~Katja~]

Wad

This thread reminds me that we have a huge TP problem in our house. How do you get your kids to quit unrolling the TP and strewing it all over the house? I thought only cats did this, but my kids do it, not our cat.

I only had to deal with that twice cause he freaked himself out when the toilet flowed over and the water kept running all the way into the kitchen


and fold...

[hurlmon]

Wad unless it's one of those days. Then a shop vac.

[sr71blackbird]

I added a poll. Good idea!


Where is Johnny Wadd anyway??

[Donnie Iris]

Has there ever been a more appropriate time for a Pee in My Butt option?

[ANC]

Has there ever been a more appropriate time for a Pee in My Butt option?

Lock it up! :lol:

[underdog]

I used to wad, but I've found I can clean better with a fold. So now I fold.

[EddieMoscone]

Wadding sounds disgusting.

[RhinoinMN]

We have that problem too.



When I was in Brazil in March, we were in a city where you weren't supposed to flush toilet paper, so there was a hose by the toilet that you used for the major cleanup. Then there was a container where you put the used toilet paper you used after the hosing.

The Mexicans that I employ still insist on putting their soiled shitpaper in the trash can.

[ANC]

The Mexicans that I employ still insist on putting their soiled shitpaper in the trash can.

Years ago when I worked at a car wash, we had an Egyptian dude that would do that.. me and the mexican guys I worked with (I was the only non-mexican) dubbed him "Manos de la Mierda".

[~Katja~]

When I was in Brazil in March, we were in a city where you weren't supposed to flush toilet paper, so there was a hose by the toilet that you used for the major cleanup. Then there was a container where you put the used toilet paper you used after the hosing.

The Mexicans that I employ still insist on putting their soiled shitpaper in the trash can.


my ex hubby is a Filipino and they all did that... it was annoying as anything... he always had a little bucket next to the toilet which he used to wash his ass with... but he would also leave the seat and floor wet... so filthy... at least he learned to flush the damn paper

[ToiletCrusher]

Years ago when I worked at a car wash, we had an Egyptian dude that would do that.. me and the mexican guys I worked with (I was the only non-mexican) dubbed him "Manos de la Mierda".

I have the same name for different reasons.

Someone used to drink a lot in college and throw something bare hand.

[Death Metal Moe]

When I was in Brazil in March, we were in a city where you weren't supposed to flush toilet paper, so there was a hose by the toilet that you used for the major cleanup. Then there was a container where you put the used toilet paper you used after the hosing.

That's what they had in Syria. Even MORE awesome was in the older homes without running water that ran to the bathrooms, you had a bucket of water with a cup you were supposed to pour over your asshole and clean yourself up that way. Another plus was there was no S drain, just a straight shot down to the sewer system of this town. Needless to say, it smelled delicious and it was Oh-so-fun to use.

[Donnie Iris]

No wadding or folding with the three sea shells.

Just sayin'.

[ANC]

I have the same name for different reasons.

Someone used to drink a lot in college and throw something bare hand.

Are you a cold Italian pizza? Could you use a lemon squeezer?

:tongue:

[RhinoinMN]

my ex hubby is a Filipino and they all did that... it was annoying as anything... he always had a little bucket next to the toilet which he used to wash his ass with... but he would also leave the seat and floor wet... so filthy... at least he learned to flush the damn paper

This is what I do not understand. When you are in a place were doing something so disgusting is not necessary, why continue.

I'm pretty sure that if I was brought up that way then moved here to realize that I could wipe my ass and flush the remains, I would be pretty happy.

[Aggie]

This is almost as bad as the period thread. Stop talking about your shit!

[Death Metal Moe]

This is almost as bad as the period thread. Stop talking about your shit!

It is one of the few universal things all humans have in common though, so it's easy to talk about. We all don't have the same sex, the same opinions on TV shows, the same tastes in food, but one thing's for sure. We all are born, shit while we're here and die.

Viva la Feces!

[sr71blackbird]

Where is endangered feces?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Where is endangered feces?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/Sigs/EFanimated.gif

Vacationing in Cabo.

[biggestmexi]

Has there ever been a more appropriate time for a Pee in My Butt option?
:lol:

[Contra]

I fold, like a decent human being.

[burrben]

wad

[drjoek]

Folding TP?
Really. I never even considered such a thing. I can't see spending extra time gussying up the paper. If it was meant to be folded they wouldn't be on a roll.
Wad it and forget it.

[Contra]

Yeah but with a fold you can wipe, fold over, and wipe again. A wad, I would imagine, is a one and done.

[Hottub]

Yeah but with a fold you can wipe, fold over, and wipe again. A wad, I would imagine, is a one and done.

Exactly!
Savage.

[RhinoinMN]

Yeah but with a fold you can wipe, fold over, and wipe again. A wad, I would imagine, is a one and done.

All this talk about wiping then re-folding sounds too dangerous to me. TP is cheap. Wipe once, grab new if necessary and repeat.

[Aggie]

And to think he puts his hands in other people's mouths for a living!

[Contra]

All this talk about wiping then re-folding sounds too dangerous to me. TP is cheap. Wipe once, grab new if necessary and repeat.

I don't like 1 ply cardboard paper, give me the expensive soft and tough stuff!

[hammersavage]

And to think he puts his hands in other people's mouths for a living!

That made me dry heave.

[drjoek]

I don't like 1 ply cardboard paper, give me the expensive soft and tough stuff!

I have septic so its always the coarse stuff
:surrender:

[drjoek]

Yeah but with a fold you can wipe, fold over, and wipe again. A wad, I would imagine, is a one and done.

Exactly!
Savage.

Your wiping your ass twice with the same piece of TP and I'M the savage??:flush:
Go for broke use once and toss it away.

[Hottub]

I asked this question about 5 years ago.
I never got an answer?

I'm not sure the exact # of squares, but I would guess 5 or 6 per swipe. Only the good stuff (like Charmin ultra or such) so 3 or 4 swipes x 5 squares = dump.

Although the real reason I replied to this is the fact that I can clean up a massive beer and chili, ass-exploding diarreah blast with less paper than my wife uses to take a quick pee.
What the fuck is up with chicks and TP???

Anybody?

[RhinoinMN]

Your wiping your ass twice with the same piece of TP and I'M the savage??:flush:
Go for broke use once and toss it away.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you.

[Hottub]

Your wiping your ass twice with the same piece of TP and I'M the savage??:flush:
Go for broke use once and toss it away.

That was my point!

[RhinoinMN]

I asked this question about 5 years ago.
I never got an answer?



Anybody?

Us men do all sorts of fun things with vaginas. One of those fun things happen to include our lips, tongue, mouth and sometimes teeth. Let sleeping dogs lie, tub. They can use all the TP they want.

I know I didn't answer your question. I'm just not concerned about it.

[boosterp]

The Mexicans that I employ still insist on putting their soiled shitpaper in the trash can.

Deep in th jungles of Mexico you are basically shitting into the shell of a toilette without a lid half the time it drops straight into a hole in the ground. Outside the bathroom is a gentleman that sits there the whole time selling toilette paper by the square. Next to that horrid toilette is a can with used tp; the whole thing is a sight that gives me nightmares.

I drink enough beer and eat enough local food that shit is spewing out my ass so I need half a fucking roll to clean up, it costs me 50 pesos to take a shit once.

Us men do all sorts of fun things with vaginas. One of those fun things happen to include our lips, tongue, mouth and sometimes teeth. Let sleeping dogs lie, tub. They can use all the TP they want.

I know I didn't answer your question. I'm just not concerned about it.

Exactly.

[sr71blackbird]

I heard an unusual explanation as to how someone does it tonight and it involved rolling some of the toilet paper into a probe of sorts.

[biozombie]

fold, fold, fold. I don't own a plunger & keep forgetting to buy one just in case I need one. Having one of those detachable shower head things is nice, by the way.

[Farmer Dave]

What a bunch of fags. I use a dry corn cob or a single page out of the 'Sears and Robucks'.

[landarch]

Yeah but with a fold you can wipe, fold over, and wipe again. A wad, I would imagine, is a one and done.

Oh dear God.

fold over and wipe again? How do you not get shit on your hands? Paper all squishy and re-used. It's disgusting really.

Wadding is where it's at. A nice big wad with a baby wipe laid over the top of it. Then a shower if I'm not at work. One can't walk around with mudbutt.

[hurlmon]

What a bunch of fags. I use a dry corn cob or a single page out of the 'Sears and Robucks'.

When i was younger and lived in an apt of drunks, we kept a yellow pages under the bathroom sink just in case. A page only needs a few times wrinkled into a ball to soften up nice.

[Judge Smails]

This seems like as good a place as any to ask this question: How exactly are you supposed to use a bidet. I was recently comped a suite in the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City which had a bidet. After doing my business and wiping as usual I decided to give it a try and realized I had no idea what I was doing.

First off, I assume you don't sit on it because there's no seat. Are you supposed to face the wall or back to the wall? I had to face the wall because I had no idea how to work the controls. Also, I'd think you need to spread your asscheeks to get the water up there but how do you spread and use the water knob at the same time? The whole thing was a fucking fiasco and all I managed to do was soak my ass. Thank god I had already wiped.

Then it occured to me that someone had squatted over this thing before me and had their ass tainted water fall back down on the same nozzle that was shooting water at my ass now. The whole thing skeeved me out and I jumped in the shower to wash the bidet juice off of me.

[sr71blackbird]

Has anyone changed their method? Like, were you at one point a wadder and then became a folder and vice versa? Did you learn to wad or fold? I do not remember when I started folding, but I believe I always did it that way.

[underdog]

Has anyone changed their method? Like, were you at one point a wadder and then became a folder and vice versa? Did you learn to wad or fold? I do not remember when I started folding, but I believe I always did it that way.

I know I'm extremely ignorable, but does it need to be thrown in my face every day?

[sr71blackbird]

I had to search up to the bottom of the first page to see your post underdog. Sorry.
I did change my wiping technique when I saw my friend wiping his ass by lifting one side of his ass off the seat and wiping that way. As a kid, I used to wipe from between my legs, and then I learned the correct way. You should wipe from your genitals towards your back. I guess I learned wrong.

[mikeyboy]

I had to search up to the bottom of the first page to see your post underdog. Sorry.
I did change my wiping technique when I saw my friend wiping his ass by lifting one side of his ass off the seat and wiping that way. As a kid, I used to wipe from between my legs, and then I learned the correct way. You should wipe from your genitals towards your back. I guess I learned wrong.

I don't think I've ever watched a friend wipe.

[happytypinggirl]

i totally thought this poll was going to be about fitted sheets when i read the thread title

[~Katja~]

i totally thought this poll was going to be about fitted sheets when i read the thread title

I believe the idea for the thread started in the washing sheets thread and fosters question about how to fold them

[mikeyboy]

i totally thought this poll was going to be about fitted sheets when i read the thread title

Get your mind in the gutter!

[Marc with a c]

I don't think I've ever watched a friend wipe.

then you sir do not have any true friends.

[mikeyboy]

Now I'm sad.

[Fallon]

Folded, then moist wipes.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CWQ380HAL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

It was not an intentional viewing, believe me. It was more of a camping thing.

[disneyspy]

i wasnt sure til i just went,its kinda like a wad fold,i love charim ultra soft on my bum

[happytypinggirl]

Get your mind in the gutter!

hehehe. i cant. i really need a better system for folding my fitted sheets, and i cant get that out of my mind now.

okay, my mind is totally blown: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/384148/fold_a_fitted_sheet_with_perfectly_squared_corners/

[underdog]

hehehe. i cant. i really need a better system for folding my fitted sheets, and i cant get that out of my mind now.

okay, my mind is totally blown: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/384148/fold_a_fitted_sheet_with_perfectly_squared_corners/

I think that guy has a secret.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have Bidet Dreams on a single ply budget


I fold

[RhinoinMN]

I had to search up to the bottom of the first page to see your post underdog. Sorry.
I did change my wiping technique when I saw my friend wiping his ass by lifting one side of his ass off the seat and wiping that way. As a kid, I used to wipe from between my legs, and then I learned the correct way. You should wipe from your genitals towards your back. I guess I learned wrong.

So you really used to wipe your shit onto your ballsack?

[happytypinggirl]

I think that guy has a secret.

yes but he was nice enough to share it with those of us who used to just wad up our fitted sheets.

[khaxzan]

I guess if you're gonna re-use it later, you should fold it, and make a dainty stack of them.
but if you're gonna stick it between your ass cheeks to wipe at a dirty filthy mess you've made in there, I suggest wadding.

Nice. :dry:

[~Katja~]

hehehe. i cant. i really need a better system for folding my fitted sheets, and i cant get that out of my mind now.

okay, my mind is totally blown: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/384148/fold_a_fitted_sheet_with_perfectly_squared_corners/

that's what I posted in the other thread... I use a similar method by just folding it in half sliding the bottom under the top so it makes straight lines on the side.

It's really so much easier to do with a crib sheet... hehe

[topless_mike]

i just shoot my wad into the fold...

[sr71blackbird]

hehehe. i cant. i really need a better system for folding my fitted sheets, and i cant get that out of my mind now.

okay, my mind is totally blown: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/384148/fold_a_fitted_sheet_with_perfectly_squared_corners/

I honestly only knew how to fold them the way this guy does. Usually I do it with two people though. How have you people been folding your fitted sheets anyway??

[cougarjake13]

fold most of the time



if im in a hurry ill wad it

[EddieMoscone]

My problem now is that I think of .net when I'm taking a shit.

[Kris10]

My problem now is that I think of .net when I'm taking a shit.

it's only a problem if your thinking of a certain poster. if it's .net as a whole, your good to go

[Kris10]

i just shoot my wad into the fold...

ahhhh, that's where you store the goodness!

[Stuft]

All of you people who say *why take the time to fold?*, what the fuck are you doing on the toilet that you don't have 3 seconds to fold the toilet paper over? Maybe folding is an OCD thing, now that i think about it, but folding is definitely the way to go.

[RhinoinMN]

There is going to be a lot of wadding going on for me today.

I had chorizo and a few Dos Equis last night.

[topless_mike]

ahhhh, that's where you store the goodness!

i got some for ya... just say the word...

[Judge Smails]

The single greatest advance since the 1880s:


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[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I just jam it on home :flush: