Ever want to burn down a trailer park?

[boosterp]

So I am in line at the store, cases of beer are on sale and I am stocking up. In front of me are the two purest definitions of white trash raising their voices at the cashier about being charged for an item they claim they did not buy. They did not have the groceries with them, the cashier was trying to point them to the courtesy booth, and these fuckers were still putting up a scene. She (the cashier) even offered to walk with them to the booth and resolve the problem. Yet, the fucking trash still wanted to argue. The other 2 open cashiers had 2 or more people each at them and I was in the 15 or less lane.

So the manager comes down and walks the trash to the booth and I could still hear them arguing. I cash out, the lil Hispanic lady behind me and I share a laugh and I walk out. So the trash walks out while I am loading up my beer, hop in a piece of shit truck parked in a handicap spot, without any tag showing they could park in that spot. To top it off they were laughing about their experience in the store.

On my way home I see these fuckers in the median waiting to turn into a trailer park and now I am having homicidal thought.

[underdog]

Yes.

[IMSlacker]

yo. cut it.

[Foster]

So I am in line at the store, cases of beer are on sale and I am stocking up. In front of me are the two purest definitions of white trash raising their voices at the cashier about being charged for an item they claim they did not buy. They did not have the groceries with them, the cashier was trying to point them to the courtesy booth, and these fuckers were still putting up a scene. She (the cashier) even offered to walk with them to the booth and resolve the problem. Yet, the fucking trash still wanted to argue. The other 2 open cashiers had 2 or more people each at them and I was in the 15 or less lane.

So the manager comes down and walks the trash to the booth and I could still hear them arguing. I cash out, the lil Hispanic lady behind me and I share a laugh and I walk out. So the trash walks out while I am loading up my beer, hop in a piece of shit truck parked in a handicap spot, without any tag showing they could park in that spot. To top it off they were laughing about their experience in the store.

On my way home I see these fuckers in the median waiting to turn into a trailer park and now I am having homicidal thought.


go with it, you won't regret it

[MacVittie]

yo. cut it.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[mikeyboy]

yo. cut it.

Nice!

[KatPw]

Never use the X-items or less lines, those are always the slowest. Bag your own FTW, or self checkout if you only have a few things.

[underdog]

Never use the X-items or less lines, those are always the slowest. Bag your own FTW, or self checkout if you only have a few things.

My local supermarket doesn't even have the 10 items or less line anymore, except for the self-checkout.

[drjoek]

Can't say the thought ever crossed my mind.

[Foster]

the only thing wrong with the self check out is when the older folks use it and just stare at the screen

[GreatAmericanZero]

love TLC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S30ooGg65E

[Kris10]

We don't even have self check out

[SatCam]

On my way home I see these fuckers in the median waiting to turn into a trailer park

This is the part where you start laughing at them

[Tenbatsuzen]

yo. cut it.

Fridays Non-Clappy Clappy Hands.

[Foster]

We don't even have self check out

what about white trash?

[Kris10]

what about white trash?

nope, i don't live near any trailer parks.

[ecobag2]

no.

[PapaBear]

My only problem with self check out is they don't scan fast like the regular ones, the damn step by step instructions are slow as mud. The actual check out is much slower, but the lines are shorter.

[boosterp]

what about white trash?

That's what I get for going to the discount grocery store instead of the one I regularly use. It is in a part of town we do not acknowledge here.

[Kris10]

That's what I get for going to the discount grocery store instead of the one I regularly use. It is in a part of town we do not acknowledge here.
Ahhhh, I see... the problem is you acknowledged it.

As a side note, you could go all PTSD on their trailer park asses.

[Foster]

That's what I get for going to the discount grocery store instead of the one I regularly use. It is in a part of town we do not acknowledge here.

every town has that section, and we all need to take a peek every once and awhile.

[PapaBear]

BTW... Where I come from, trailer parks have a lot of volunteer firemen living in them. It would be difficult to burn the whole thing down. You'd be better off removing all of the speed bumps and filling in the pot holes. Then the drunk rednecks would drive around like maniacs and methodically run down the residents and crash into the trailers. Total destruction could be achieved in less than three hot summer weekends.

[boosterp]

As a side note, you could go all PTSD on their trailer park asses.

I need to channel my PTSD somewhere, this may be a good idea. I also have guns, trailers are paper thin, I could do some real damage for under $100 worth of ammo.

BTW... Where I come from, trailer parks have a lot of volunteer firemen living in them. It would be difficult to burn the whole thing down. You'd be better off removing all of the speed bumps and filling in the pot holes. Then the drunk rednecks would drive around like maniacs and methodically run down the residents and crash into the trailers. Total destruction could be achieved in less than three hot summer weekends.

Thank you, I got a good belly laugh.

[Kris10]

I need to channel my PTSD somewhere, this may be a good idea. I also have guns, trailers are paper thin, I could do some real damage for under $100 worth of ammo.

My ex has/had PTSD so I was good at having him channel it elsewhere rather than on me. :thumbup:

[Recyclerz]

:furious: Ever want to burn down a trailer park?

Doesn't (God/Nature - pick one or both) usually take care of this with tornadoes?

[boosterp]

My ex has/had PTSD so I was good at having him channel it elsewhere rather than on me. :thumbup:

I'm not the violent type, just sometimes have the thoughts I can't get out of my head. I am sometimes a violent sleeper which causes relationship issues and scares me. I have pills now that I take with my sleeping pills that help and most of the time I stay still when sleeping.

[jessicaduh]

Never use the X-items or less lines, those are always the slowest.

it's true. i swear they intentionally put the slowest cashiers on those lines. it's never faster.

i wish i could purchase beer at the grocery store. stupid blue laws in...arkansas.

[ANC]

I don't get mad, I cause scenes when some piece of trash doesn't respect the rules of the checkout lines... :furious:

[angrymissy]

Never use the X-items or less lines, those are always the slowest. Bag your own FTW, or self checkout if you only have a few things.

Then you can encounter the even more infuriating self checkout noobs. You should have to pass a test in certain amount of time and get a special card to use self checkout.

[TjM]

Then you can encounter the even more infuriating self checkout noobs. You should have to pass a test in certain amount of time and get a special card to use self checkout.



Agreed

[Misteriosa]

change "trailer park" to "housing projects", and i agree :furious:

[Furtherman]

I'm not the violent type, just sometimes have the thoughts I can't get out of my head. I am sometimes a violent sleeper which causes relationship issues and scares me. I have pills now that I take with my sleeping pills that help and most of the time I stay still when sleeping.

Your Honor, I'd like to enter this as "Exhibit A".

[Misteriosa]

I'm not the violent type. I am sometimes a violent sleeper

no worries... i fight in my sleep all the time. i wake up with scratches and bruises from these dream fights. the wall next to my bed has little dents in it :o

[Kublakhan61]

You're gonna want to save up your food stamps before burning down the trailer park...

[hydee]

Only when Mr. Lahey breaks up with Randy. The park goes to shit when that happens.

[ANC]

You remember what happened the last time someone burnt down a trailer park...?

http://www.maniacworld.com/Snatch-Mickey-Speaks-Pikey.jpg

[KatPw]

Then you can encounter the even more infuriating self checkout noobs. You should have to pass a test in certain amount of time and get a special card to use self checkout.

That would rule. I really came close to getting stabby in the supermarket today.

[CountryBob]

You got to be careful....burn down the trailer parks and they might just be forced to live right next to all of us. Trailer parks are like zoos - they are a common place that these savages congregate in clusters. And some of my family lives in em'