"Jokes" that have run their course.

[Slumbag]

The Cops/Doughnuts thing is horrendously unfunny.
It's to the point where I don't know if it ever was.


There's a bunch on messageboards, too.
Every time a chick shows a picture of her cat, someone ALWAYS says "Wow. That's a nice pussy". It's just hacky and unfunny after so long.

[TooLowBrow]

polish jokes are not only not funny anymore.

but theyre also not told anymore

[Sinestro]

Only losers and people with no lives post on messageboards. C'mon, we all know that ain't true.

[SatCam]

pimb

[OGC]

homosayswhat ?

[mikeyboy]

Fake Gvacs.

[Ritalin]

Straight guys who pretend to be gay is pretty damn boring.

Sorry, 90 percent of this board.

[Slumbag]

Straight guys who pretend to be gay is pretty damn boring.

I was complaining about that a few months back.
Not people on the board, but people at this bar. These dude's were pretending to be gay, and EVERYONE thought it was hysterical.

I don't get it.

[Scott from the Future]

Sex: Yes please.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Scott from the Future]

The Cops/Doughnuts thing is horrendously unfunny.
It's to the point where I don't know if it ever was.



I dunno though, these still have potential. For example, a friend of mine drives a retired police crown vic, and slapped an "America runs on Dunkin" sticker.

[~Katja~]

I dunno though, these still have potential. For example, a friend of mine drives a retired police crown vic, and slapped an "America runs on Dunkin" sticker.

yeah, what happened to "It's funny cause it's true" rule? I mean I went to DD the other day with the kiddo and within 10 minutes there were 2 different cops in and out... not buying donuts but come on, go buy your coffee at Wawa if you don't want to feed into the stereotype...

[GreatAmericanZero]

blacks and watermelon. Just don't see them, as a race, enjoying watermelon more than anyone else. I think that joke comes from slave times

I am also sick of the observation "If Tupac is dead, how come he keeps putting out records?" as well as "What does a giant bunny have to do with Easter?" Not original observations anymore...move on

[ToiletCrusher]

Fake Gvacs.

I bet there are still a few letters of the alphabet that the joke hasn't got to yet.

Tvac
Vvac
Wvac

and so forth.

Conclusion: hilarious.

[paulisded]

"Hiding behind their keyboards."

"Copy/paste, copy/paste, blind cc".

Any "yo mama" jokes.

[mikeyboy]

I bet there are still a few letters of the alphabet that the joke hasn't got to yet.

Tvac
Vvac
Wvac

and so forth.

Conclusion: hilarious.

Tvac and Wvac: Lame and hack.
Vvac: comedy gold!!!!

[ADF]

Fake Gvacs.

I'm surprised no one's come up with an "HVAC" character. I'm imagining a gruff, over-the-hill Carrier air conditioner with controversial world views.

Also, I'm glad we don't get the "*ring ring* Hello? Hey, it's 1984 and they want their parachute pants back" jokes anymore.

[Melk]

"Hiding behind their keyboards."
x2
Not addressing the criticism the fans have about your show and just making improvements based off of listener feedback would be much more entertaining than talking about it.

[Melk]

Straight guys who pretend to be gay is pretty damn boring.

Sorry, 90 percent of this board.
I was at s Christmas party with some of my co-workers and I decided to do some impressions of my co-workers during a speech. When I did an impression of a flamboyantly gay member of the staff, another person who was not a part of the party came into the banquet hall and started yelling at me about how this was not the dark ages and that I was being an asshole.

When the guy I was doing an impression of confronted the heckler, she started yelling at him because she assumed that guy was also doing an impression of a flamboyantly gay guy, too. It was pretty funny.

[Servo]

People imitating the music from 70's porn movies with that "boom-chicka-bow-wow"... yeccch. That shit was never funny. Enough.

[Judge Smails]

Working hard? Or, hardly working?

[Dude!]

using ran
instead of run
for lame comic effect

[TheMojoPin]

Tvac and Wvac: Lame and hack.
Vvac: comedy gold!!!!

Don't you mean "Ghac?"

[disneyspy]

kool aid drinkers,jonestown was decades ago and it quit bein funny by the mid 80s,lotta hacks on messageboards still use it tho

[jessicaduh]

arrested development references.

HA!

[WampusCrandle]

Fake Gvacs.

if only they were a joke.

i hate O.J. simpson jokes. fucking lame. any dated jokes, really.

[khaxzan]

The Cops/Doughnuts thing is horrendously unfunny.
It's to the point where I don't know if it ever was.


There's a bunch on messageboards, too.
Every time a chick shows a picture of her cat, someone ALWAYS says "Wow. That's a nice pussy". It's just hacky and unfunny after so long.

No one is forcing you to laugh about it. In fact, no one forced you to bring this to light either. So what's your point?

[Death Metal Moe]

Calls from Gary.

Fucking jackoff.

[GreatAmericanZero]

No one is forcing you to laugh about it. In fact, no one forced you to bring this to light either. So what's your point?

by that logic i can say that no one is forcing you to read this thread. Its a discussion board and someone had a topic they wanted to discuss. It got over a page of replies so people want to discuss it. Pretty simple to understand

[PapaBear]

No one is forcing you to laugh about it. In fact, no one forced you to bring this to light either. So what's your point?

by that logic i can say that no one is forcing you to read this thread. Its a discussion board and someone had a topic they wanted to discuss. It got over a page of replies so people want to discuss it. Pretty simple to understand
Stop hiding behind your keyboards you two!

[SatCam]

Straight guys who pretend to be gay is pretty damn boring.

Sorry, 90 percent of this board.

the other 10% actually are gay. LOL that never gets old

[SatCam]

that's what she said

[SatCam]

that's what she said

did she? did she really?

[PapaBear]

that's what she said

did she? did she really?
In bed.

[SatCam]

In bed.

in my pants

[paulisded]

by that logic i can say that no one is forcing you to read this thread. Its a discussion board and someone had a topic they wanted to discuss. It got over a page of replies so people want to discuss it. Pretty simple to understand

It's the message board equivalent of the idiots on paltalk who think they're attacking everybody by saying those on PT have no lives or jobs.

[SatCam]

paulisded


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wow you must have no life :wallbash:

[paulisded]

wow you must have no life :wallbash:

Um...ok.

[PapaBear]

wow you must have no life :wallbash:

Um...ok.
I got it. Unfortunately, paulisded must have a life.

[MacVittie]

A lot of racial humor is played out. I still find a lot of it funny, but watermelons and fried chicken are so old.

[Dave's Cackle]

Happy birthday, Jimmy

Lil' Yimmy

[K.C.]

A lot of racial humor is played out. I still find a lot of it funny, but watermelons and fried chicken are so old.

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[GreatAmericanZero]

how about when a white guy and a group of black guys are all getting along and laughing and the black people are saying "nigga" and then the white guy playfully says it too and the music stops and they all beat him up

sorry, real people don't react like that

[Ritalin]

that's what she said

My ten year old boy has started saying that, he picked it up from some kid at school, and he has absolutely no idea what it means, and it's turned into a hilarious non sequitur.

Today we were out for dinner just the two of us and I told the waitress I wanted the chicken and he piped up with "that's what she said". Makes no sense, and the absurdity is funny. He thinks it's funny because he says it after I say something and I'm not a girl.

[Judge Smails]

I flipped to the Laugh USA channel quite at random and Ralphie May was on and he was doing a fucking "Black people talk out loud to the movie in the black theaters" joke. Nice observation Ralphie. How'd you ever come up with that one?

[DolaMight]

fail

Don't remember laughing the first time I saw it either. fuck all internet humor while you're at it.

[hammersavage]

Tell your face

[Scott from the Future]

I'm really getting sick of all the ironic "it's funny because it's not" humor. Like 5 minutes of silence on Family Guy, and the such. GOD DAMN IT THEY USED TO BE FUNNY! The future is bleak.

[jessicaduh]

lolcatz. never once funny.

[sr71blackbird]

"How tall afre you?"
'5 foot 8'
"I didn't know they could pile shit that high!"

Yawn

[ANC]

..... but watermelons and fried chicken are so old.

not to mention delicious. starvin!

[ANC]

Liquor? I hardly knew her :thumbdown: