Dane Cook: ISolated INcident

[Fallon]

Anybody catch this on Comedy Central Sunday night? I'm a big fan and dug the show, CC really let a lot of risky words air (more so than normal Secret Stash shows).

It doesn't air again until Saturday May 30th, but if you're a fan it's worth checking out.

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[Furtherman]

I'm a big fan

I'm sorry.


Earned big ratings for Comedy Central, so expect it to be shown a few more times.


I tried to watch it. Didn't find him funny.

[pittphantoms]

I thought it was good... I liked Jim Jeffries better - but really was glad to hear Dane do some material that had SOME edge. I really cracked up at his nasty email bit.

[grlNIN]

I thought it was good... I liked Jim Jeffries better - but really was glad to hear Dane do some material that had SOME edge. I really cracked up at his nasty email bit.

Who'd he lift that from?

[TjM]

I find him unfunny

[mikeyboy]

I watched nearly half of his "Vicious Cycle" show on HBO, and barely cracked a smile.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Dane Cook: ISolated INcident = Dane Cook: IS IN?

Is that supposed to mean something?

For some reason this ended up on my computer and I listened to some on the way home from work yesterday. The only thing I liked was the bit about how there are a lot of people on the internet who think he sucks.

He knows how to tell a joke but unless he steals it it's not funny. Seems like he could be a good comic if he wanted to.

[Death Metal Moe]

Listen, I'm not gonna hate on the guy too much. I'm not going to get into the documented theft of whole bits. I'm not going to hate on him for being a handsome guy and that's the reason half the women who love him even listen to a word he has to say. He sells out a lot of places and sells a lot of stuff. Who is buying it, I have no idea. He's in a few movies roles, who watches them? I have no idea.

He just isn't funny. He runs around on stage yelling and screaming, that's not comedy. That's a fucking circus clown.

He's a decent guest on O&A, just like Larry the Cable Guy. But much like Larry, can't watch Dane's comedy specials. I just don't find him funny. Period.

[Furtherman]

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Dane Cook: ISolated INcident = Dane Cook: IS IN?

Is that supposed to mean something?

I thought that was just an error on Fallon's part! Yeeech.

He's a decent guest on O&A

That's cringy too... if he wasn't boys with Bobby Kelly they'd be rippin' on him.

[Death Metal Moe]

That's cringy too... if he wasn't boys with Bobby Kelly they'd be rippin' on him.

Naaa, if he called in they'd lap his ass like they do just about every other big name guests, even if they shit talk him days before.

But I do agree with you that they'd be ripping apart his stupid movies, and the songs he sings and his overall lack of comedy if he wasn't boys with Bobby Kelly, they'd just be fake if he called in.

[grlNIN]

Listen, I'm not gonna hate on the guy too much. I'm not going to get into the documented theft of whole bits. I'm not going to hate on him for being a handsome guy and that's the reason half the women who love him even listen to a word he has to say. He sells out a lot of places and sells a lot of stuff. Who is buying it, I have no idea. He's in a few movies roles, who watches them? I have no idea.

He just isn't funny. He runs around on stage yelling and screaming, that's not comedy. That's a fucking circus clown.

After the last special (before this one, cant remember) i just hated him so much more because he looked like a foul creature. He looked like his face was all pot marked, he gained weight and he had been out boozing the night before slept in his clothes and didn't shower. The guy looks like shit smells.

Someone said to me once that he basically makes thousands of dollars for running around the stage with ADD for 20 minutes.

[Death Metal Moe]

After the last special (before this one, cant remember) i just hated him so much more because he looked like a foul creature. He looked like his face was all pot marked, he gained weight and he had been out boozing the night before slept in his clothes and didn't shower. The guy looks like shit smells.

Someone said to me once that he basically makes thousands of dollars for running around the stage with ADD for 20 minutes.

I was just saying the "handsome" thing because I hear that a lot, he doesn't look like an overly attractive male to me. Not in a "I'm a homophobe because NO MEN are good looking!" way because you can tell when men and women are good looking no matter who you are. I just thought he was a regular guy.

But yea, I think he fancies himself a modern day Robin Williams type, running around the stage, doing his version of a stream of consciousness kind of act. Only problem is he's not as talented and I don't think the public is really looking for that kind of shit anymore. Then that fucking song he sang went around the internet and I wanted to throw up. He's went from that old act to including complete cheese.

As stated many times, he's just not funny.

[razorboy]

I can't stand him.

[grlNIN]

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[instrument]

Dane cook is a decent looking guy? Have you seen his crater face at 1080p?

F'n hideousssssss

I tried to watch some of his stuff, the audience mouthing his punchlines and his bad physical comedy lifted from jim carey just didn't do it for me.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dane cook is a decent looking guy? Have you seen his crater face at 1080p?

F'n hideousssssss

I tried to watch some of his stuff, the audience mouthing his punchlines and his bad physical comedy lifted from jim carey just didn't do it for me.

Maybe that's just a PR lie that we all bought. I don't know, I never thought he was that good looking but you hear that he has a large female fan base and women find him attractive.

Then in the same way guys will listen to a pretty airhead say anything, lots of women go to his shows and laugh at the good looking guy because he's good looking.

I don't think he's anything but an average guy who yells and jumps around a lot.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7151/danecook.png

This gets saved to my desktop.

[hammersavage]

Maybe that's just a PR lie that we all bought. I don't know, I never thought he was that good looking but you hear that he has a large female fan base and women find him attractive.

Then in the same way guys will listen to a pretty airhead say anything, lots of women go to his shows and laugh at the good looking guy because he's good looking.

I don't think he's anything but an average guy who yells and jumps around a lot.

Every college chick I knew who was into frat guys wanted to bang him.

[drusilla]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7151/danecook.png

that's fantastic

[jessicaduh]

I can't stand him.

ditto.

[Stankfoot]

Dane Cook = no talent hack

[Death Metal Moe]

Every college chick I knew who was into frat guys wanted to bang him.

...Ooooooh, THOSE girls.

Blech, he can have them.

[Joliver]

I have never been a fan, but this special was hillarious

[BlackSpider]

I don't get it.
I watched one of his older shows on CC this past weekend.
And after that, the movie where he was a walmart employee.
I didn't even come close to a laugh at either.
I just don't understand his popularity...

[SatCam]

he has his moments and he has a good personality.

[TripleSkeet]

Anybody catch this on Comedy Central Sunday night? I'm a big fan and dug the show, CC really let a lot of risky words air (more so than normal Secret Stash shows).

I dont get it. Secret Stash shows dont edit any language.

[Slumbag]

Ike Barenholz has the Dane Cook bit nailed like Jesus wrists.
It's actually way funnier than Dane.
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[Fallon]

I dont get it. Secret Stash shows dont edit any language.

Fuck yeah they do. They'll say shit, cock and pussy, but will bleep out some stronger words.

[hammersavage]

Ike Barenholz has the Dane Cook bit nailed like Jesus wrists.
It's actually way funnier than Dane.
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Pretty good.

I don't like Dane either but I thought this special was the funniest he's ever been. He put a lot of personal shit on the table and it got pretty dark. Energy was much lower and I appreciated the honesty. Wasn't bad.

[jauble]

Pretty good.

I don't like Dane either but I thought this special was the funniest he's ever been. He put a lot of personal shit on the table and it got pretty dark. Energy was much lower and I appreciated the honesty. Wasn't bad.

Im with you on this one. I did like how they nixed the commercials, it helped. I laughed, he is good at engaging his audience.

[TheMojoPin]

Fuck yeah they do. They'll say shit, cock and pussy, but will bleep out some stronger words.

Depends on which night/timeslot. They show tons of movies and specials with none of the language edited.

[TheMojoPin]

I don't like Dane either but I thought this special was the funniest he's ever been. He put a lot of personal shit on the table and it got pretty dark. Energy was much lower and I appreciated the honesty. Wasn't bad.

I can't stand the guy, but I left the special on. It wasn't nearly as awful as the previous ones I've seen, mainly because he wasn't screaming and flailing all over the stage like a jackass, but I still thought it was only OK. It was basically the equivalent of that semi-funny guy in your circle of friends that makes amusing comments from time to time if you remember to pay attention to him being put on TV.

[TripleSkeet]

Fuck yeah they do. They'll say shit, cock and pussy, but will bleep out some stronger words.

Ive only seen it on Saturdays at 1am. They dont bleep anything out then. I remember watching the South Park movie on it and there doesnt get any harsher language then that.

[Fallon]

Ive only seen it on Saturdays at 1am. They dont bleep anything out then. I remember watching the South Park movie on it and there doesnt get any harsher language then that.

You might be right. I'm thinking of when CC says shit like "uncut or uncensored", but some stuff still is.

[sr71blackbird]

I love Dane, I never understand the hate some people have for him. He always makes me laugh and his tangents are part of the reason I find it entertaining. The way I think deviates into tangents all the time and I think that's why I find him funny. Maybe if you are narrow minded and too focused, you might not like it.

[TjM]

. Maybe if you are narrow minded and too focused, you might not like it.

Or maybe you just think he sucks. Why does someone have to be narrow minded if they don't like something

[Donnie Iris]

I don't find him funny at all.

Seeing part of whatever that show that was on HBO only added to it.

[TripleSkeet]

I love Dane, I never understand the hate some people have for him. He always makes me laugh and his tangents are part of the reason I find it entertaining. The way I think deviates into tangents all the time and I think that's why I find him funny. Maybe if you are narrow minded and too focused, you might not like it.

I dont hate him. I just dont think hes funny. At all. That doesnt make me narrow minded, it just means I have good taste in comedy.

[Death Metal Moe]

I love Dane, I never understand the hate some people have for him. He always makes me laugh and his tangents are part of the reason I find it entertaining. The way I think deviates into tangents all the time and I think that's why I find him funny. Maybe if you are narrow minded and too focused, you might not like it.

Narrow minded? No, he's just a fucking monkey, that's why I don't like him.

I have disliked him back when I used to just leave Comedy Central on all the time and watch the various comedian specials and mixed comedy shows they'd play.

A lot of the comics made me laugh, except him. I find a lot of people funny, but I can't laugh at Dane Cook.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Dane Cook ISNt funny.

[AKA]

I never understand the hate some people have for him. He always makes me laugh and his tangents are part of the reason I find it entertaining.

What I never get are the people who take it personally if they see or hear that other people don't find the people they find funny. It's a weird thin-skinnedness...

Maybe if you are narrow minded and too focused, you might not like it.

Yes, that's it - people who share a love of Ron and Fez are clearly narrow minded if they don't like Dane Cook.

[grlNIN]

Dane Cook? More like Dane Crook!

Ami right or am i right guys?!

[styckx]

Ike Barenholz has the Dane Cook bit nailed like Jesus wrists.
It's actually way funnier than Dane.
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nice!


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[Death Metal Moe]

Dane Cook? More like Dane Crook!

Ami right or am i right guys?!

HAHAHAHA! This girl is saying what I'm thinking! THIS IS GREAT! I hope she goes into her airline food jokes next! Hey waitress, another round of Roy Rogers for me and my friends here!

[Death Metal Moe]

nice!


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"wonk"

[TheMojoPin]

Dane Cook? More like Dane Crook!

Ami right or am i right guys?!

The funniest part of the special was Comedy Central playing promos for Louis CK's new special afterwards.

[grlNIN]

CK looks like he got a li' tubby.

[linkin909]

u are all really stupid any one with a f***ing brain can see that dane is funny...oh maybe thats why u guys dont find him funny. he is talented and hell of alot funnier than u idiots...no calling u idiots would be an insult to stupid people everywhere...your slimy douchbags!!!

[foodcourtdruide]

u are all really stupid any one with a f***ing brain can see that dane is funny...oh maybe thats why u guys dont find him funny. he is talented and hell of alot funnier than u idiots...no calling u idiots would be an insult to stupid people everywhere...your slimy douchbags!!!

I agree with everything you've said, except that Dane Cook is funny.

[paulisded]

u are all really stupid any one with a f***ing brain can see that dane is funny...oh maybe thats why u guys dont find him funny. he is talented and hell of alot funnier than u idiots...no calling u idiots would be an insult to stupid people everywhere...your slimy douchbags!!!

Good one.

[weekapaugjz]

u are all really stupid any one with a f***ing brain can see that dane is funny...oh maybe thats why u guys dont find him funny. he is talented and hell of alot funnier than u idiots...no calling u idiots would be an insult to stupid people everywhere...your slimy douchbags!!!

i'd say anyone with a brain can spell out the word "you" and use correct grammar.

[Furtherman]

u are all really stupid any one with a f***ing brain can see that dane is funny...oh maybe thats why u guys dont find him funny. he is talented and hell of alot funnier than u idiots...no calling u idiots would be an insult to stupid people everywhere...your slimy douchbags!!!

I'd like to nominate this for greatest first post, and to welcome Dane Cook to ronfez.net!