View Full Version : I Have Large Amounts of Ball Sweat.
RhinoinMN
05-20-2009, 01:18 PM
It is 90 degrees here and it is only May. My balls are sweating profusely. I should have changed underwear three times by now, but haven't had the time.
Other than choosing a profession with air conditioning, how do I keep the nut sweat to a minimum. If something doesn't change I swear moss is going to start growing on my taint.
Freak.
Running apparel. (http://www.runningwarehouse.com/catpage-MRUNDER.html) The fabric is designed to pull the sweat away from your body.
#1 Shave your nut sack and taint, and buzz down your pubic region
#2 Baby powder those bad boys
#3 Wear loose fitting pants and go commando
Always works for me.
RhinoinMN
05-20-2009, 01:25 PM
Freak.
Running apparel. (http://www.runningwarehouse.com/catpage-MRUNDER.html) The fabric is designed to pull the sweat away from your body.
Expensive, but probably worth it.
Aggie
05-20-2009, 01:28 PM
Now I'm starvin'!
http://www.thestamatinaproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/schweddy-balls.jpg
IrishAlkey
05-20-2009, 01:29 PM
#1 Shave your nut sack and taint, and buzz down your pubic region
#2 Baby powder those bad boys
#3 Wear loose fitting pants and go commando
Always works for me.
He didn't ask "how do I get Alkey to blow me?"...
Keeping my balls dry is a bit more of a challenge...
Marc with a c
05-20-2009, 01:40 PM
Keeping my balls dry is a bit more of a challenge...
stop sitting down when you pee.
IrishAlkey
05-20-2009, 01:40 PM
Keeping my mouth off them is a task.
Jughead
05-20-2009, 01:41 PM
Ha ha ha you have mossy taint!!!!
IrishAlkey
05-20-2009, 01:52 PM
Mos Taint is a new, up and coming cousin of the rapper Mos Def.
RhinoinMN
05-20-2009, 02:07 PM
Mos Taint is a new, up and coming cousin of the rapper Mos Def.
I heard he is a relative of Easy E of 2live crew.
RhinoinMN
05-20-2009, 02:07 PM
I promise that if moss begins to grow on my taint, I WILL post pictures.
joeybadass
05-20-2009, 02:08 PM
be a man and deal with it. what a bunch of pussies
be a man and deal with it. what a bunch of pussies
Looks like someone is trying to be the big dog around here. Move along little man. There is only room for one.
NateCantDance
05-20-2009, 02:14 PM
Be careful guys, he's got badass RIGHT IN HIS NAME. On the internet.
Jughead
05-20-2009, 02:19 PM
Can you get athletes nut sack????.
biggirl
05-20-2009, 02:24 PM
I think I am going to puke....there is no way I am ever going to put my mouth near your balls ever again.
SatCam
05-20-2009, 02:27 PM
It is 90 degrees here and it is only May. My balls are sweating profusely. I should have changed underwear three times by now, but haven't had the time.
Other than choosing a profession with air conditioning, how do I keep the nut sweat to a minimum. If something doesn't change I swear moss is going to start growing on my taint.
take a swipe with your hand and sniff it. ok that probably wont help but its fun to do atleast
Crispy123
05-20-2009, 02:35 PM
This should be in the questions for fezfez thread.
Stankfoot
05-20-2009, 02:39 PM
Just don't put your nut sweat on somebody's pizza. Ronnie will get pissed!
sr71blackbird
05-20-2009, 02:43 PM
Even I thought I made this thread.
SatCam
05-20-2009, 03:22 PM
Even I thought I made this thread.
potd
Kris10
05-20-2009, 05:04 PM
I know who NOT to go down on
jessicaduh
05-20-2009, 05:13 PM
i'm going to go gouge my eyes and brain out now.
mikeyboy
05-20-2009, 05:21 PM
Even I thought I made this thread.
:lol:
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