Questions for FezFez

[K.C.]

So, he apparently is going to recommit to becoming the hip new poster that takes RonFez.net by storm, if you listened today.

I think we should make it easy for him by providing a multitude of FezFez related (his favorite topic) questions for him to discuss.

I'll start:

1) FezFez, where do you draw the line in your scouting of places the day before you're suppose to go there. For instance, if you had to meet someone in South Jersey or the Philadelphia area, would you drive two hours each way, to scout the place so you can drive two hours each way the next day?? Where do you cap out on time? 30 minute drive? One hour? Until you hit a body of water?

Also, what if your scouting expedition involves going over a bridge? We know you're afraid of bridges, but we know you need to scout locations as part of your OCD. Would this circumstance produce a paradox in which FezFez's brain explodes, or a situation where FezFez disintegrates right before our eyes and ceases to exist?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Do you think this picture makes us look fat?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

[InternetJamesDean]

Do you think this picture makes us look fat?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

that's a fine looking picture you have there

you both must have a line of ladies wanting your company

[Jvac]

that's a fine looking picture you have there

you both must have a line of ladies wanting your company

Don't you have an internetmotorcylce to ride somewhere?

[JerseyRich]

So, he apparently is going to recommit to becoming the hip new poster that takes RonFez.net by storm, if you listened today.

I think we should make it easy for him by providing a multitude of FezFez related (his favorite topic) questions for him to discuss.

I'll start:

1) FezFez, where do you draw the line in your scouting of places the day before you're suppose to go there. For instance, if you had to meet someone in South Jersey or the Philadelphia area, would you drive two hours each way, to scout the place so you can drive two hours each way the next day?? Where do you cap out on time? 30 minute drive? One hour? Until you hit a body of water?

Also, what if your scouting expedition involves going over a bridge? We know you're afraid of bridges, but we know you need to scout locations as part of your OCD. Would this circumstance produce a paradox in which FezFez's brain explodes, or a situation where FezFez disintegrates right before our eyes and ceases to exist?


Do you know how many bridges are between Fez and South Jersey?

No way is he driving to South Jersey.

[boobieman]

I have a question for FezFez....are you Gvac or Jvac????

Thanks

SEEYAYAYYAAAAA

[K.C.]

Do you know how many bridges are between Fez and South Jersey?

No way is he driving to South Jersey.

What if Ron travels back in time to tell Fez that he (Ron) is going to be stabbed on the boardwalk in Atlantic City on May 27th 2009, and that Fez needs to be there to drive him to the emergency room, or he'll die.

a) does Fez scout the location on May 26th, despite knowing he'll have to drive over bridges and then show up out of loyalty to Ron?
b) does Fez break out of his scouting habit and just drive to AC the one time to save Ron's life (and if he makes this decision...does Fez's worst fear come true, he gets lost, and Ron dies anyway?)
c) does Fez, absorbed in his own fears, do nothing, and let Ron die?

P.S: He can't just call 911...Ron, being all powerful and omniscient, tells Fez in his time travel visit that the paramedics will arrive too late and only Fez being there at the exact moment after the stabbing and driving him to the emergency room will save his life.

What does FezFez do?

[barjockey]

Paper or plastic?

[Marc with a c]

what number am i?

[Gvac]

what number am i?

Like he even remembers you. :wacko:

[biggestmexi]

What does cum taste like?

[jab]

hi fezzie. i wopuld like to scrootch your beardy face like it was an adorible kittie. is that ok?

[Hottub]

Will you ever buy me that soda?

[Gvac]

Hey buddy!

Why am I cooler than the rest of the dweebs here?

Just wondering!

[Rube]

Can a person swallow enough whole hot dogs until they poop out a whole hot dog?

[fezfez]

Do you think this picture makes us look fat?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

No, it doesn't make us look fat.

[Hottub]

No, it doesn't make us look fat.

Face!

[fezfez]

Can a person swallow enough whole hot dogs until they poop out a whole hot dog?

I wish.

[fezfez]

Hey buddy!

Why am I cooler than the rest of the dweebs here?

Just wondering!

I'm not sure, but from what I read on the board tonight, it may your cool on-air laugh.

[TheGameHHH]

why so cheap?

[RhinoinMN]

Hey fezfez. What kind of gift would you like since I didn't get you any the last time I was in there.

[Jvac]

Hey buddy!

Why am I cooler than the rest of the dweebs here?

Just wondering!

For now. Change is gonna come.

[BlackSpider]

Are you one of Gvac's board characters...?
Answer honestly...

[Gvac]

I'm not sure, but from what I read on the board tonight, it may your cool on-air laugh.

Ha!

About time you logged on!

[JerseyRich]

I'm not sure, but from what I read on the board tonight, it may your cool on-air laugh.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/rftbomb.jpg

[KingGeno]

Fez,

If you had the chance to have your own product (a la Ron Bennington's Own Cupcake), what would it be and what would it be called/be made of?

[K.C.]

Man, my hypothetical to start this thread got the FezFez shaft.

Let me try a different question.

FezFez, what's your favorite version of the Four Horsemen? (Please, god, don't say any with Luger or Mongo)

[Taos22]

I'm not sure, but from what I read on the board tonight, it may your cool on-air laugh.

If a pig and a half laid an egg and a half, in a day in a half, how much does a pound of coal weigh?
Welcome back.

[Hottub]

Man, my hypothetical to start this thread got the FezFez shaft.

Let me try a different question.

FezFez, what's your favorite version of the Four Horsemen? (Please, god, don't say any with Luger or Mongo)

Obviously it's

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[fezfez]

FezFez, what's your favorite version of the Four Horsemen? (Please, god, don't say any with Luger or Mongo)

The 3 man version that had Flair, Arn, Paul Roma and Ole as an advisor

[DolaMight]

Does anyone else use Fez's voice in their head when reading fezfez's posts? Try it, it's a hoot, a real hoot indeed.

Question for Fez, have you ever wondered what would exist if the universe ceased to exist?

goodnight, sleep tight.

[CruelCircus]

What if Ron travels back in time to tell Fez that he (Ron) is going to be stabbed on the boardwalk in Atlantic City on May 27th 2009, and that Fez needs to be there to drive him to the emergency room, or he'll die.

a) does Fez scout the location on May 26th, despite knowing he'll have to drive over bridges and then show up out of loyalty to Ron?
b) does Fez break out of his scouting habit and just drive to AC the one time to save Ron's life (and if he makes this decision...does Fez's worst fear come true, he gets lost, and Ron dies anyway?)
c) does Fez, absorbed in his own fears, do nothing, and let Ron die?

P.S: He can't just call 911...Ron, being all powerful and omniscient, tells Fez in his time travel visit that the paramedics will arrive too late and only Fez being there at the exact moment after the stabbing and driving him to the emergency room will save his life.

What does FezFez do?

Perhaps after making it to AC to save Ron, in a fit of anxiety and madness caused by confronting all these fears and phobias, Fez snaps and it is revealed that it is HE who stabs Ron on the Boardwalk all along. So Ron, by time-traveling and sending Fez to AC in the first place fulfilled destiny and unintentionally caused his own stabbing!

{fade to black}

L O S T

[Melk]

The 3 man version that had Flair, Arn, Paul Roma and Ole as an advisor
They really showed "The Shockmaster" who was boss!

[Scott from the Future]

Fezzie,

If you could learn just one thing about your own future, what would you want to know about?

[Small..Balls]

One thing I've been wondering, ever since the "true love" discussion a week or so back, is do you think that three gay guys could all fall in love with each other? Do gay guys have three ways? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

FezFez, what's your favorite version of the Four Horsemen? (Please, god, don't say any with Luger or Mongo)

The 3 man version that had Flair, Arn, Paul Roma and Ole as an advisor
FezFez!!! Your suppose to ANSWER our questions, NOT ask yourself questions.

Oh Jeez LuiZe :wacko::wacko::wacko:

[jessicaduh]

on three's company, what was chrissy's father's ocupation?

[ToiletCrusher]

fezfez,

What advice can you give to a young man, for argument's sake let's say me, that is battling with a decision to either pick up and move and start anew or to potentially sit on his hands and keep waiting for something that may never happen?

I hope that this post will be a part of your five post a day quota. Thanks in advance.

TC.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

fezfez,

What advice can you give to a young man, for argument's sake let's say me, that is battling with a decision to either pick up and move and start anew or to potentially sit on his hands and keep waiting for something that may never happen?

I hope that this post will be a part of your five post a day quota. Thanks in advance.

TC.
If you move to Asheville NC you can stay with Annie and I in our spare bedroom till you get your own place. We can sit next to each other and post on the .net and eat pizza and drink beer together and go for walks and tell stories under the covers with flesh lights and go downtown and laugh at the hippies and,,,,,,,and,,,,,,and,,,

[drjoek]

If you move to Asheville NC you can stay with Annie and I in our spare bedroom till you get your own place. We can sit next to each other and post on the .net and eat pizza and drink beer together and go for walks and tell stories under the covers with flesh lights and go downtown and laugh at the hippies and,,,,,,,and,,,,,,and,,,



Please tell me flesh lights was a typo!

[KingGeno]

This thread should be purged of the bs, and made to be like "Ask Dr. Steve"

[ToiletCrusher]

If you move to Asheville NC you can stay with Annie and I in our spare bedroom till you get your own place. We can sit next to each other and post on the .net and eat pizza and drink beer together and go for walks and tell stories under the covers with flesh lights and go downtown and laugh at the hippies and,,,,,,,and,,,,,,and,,,

Sounds whimsical.

Please tell me flesh lights was a typo!


One can only hope it wasn't.

[ToiletCrusher]

This thread should be purged of the bs, and made to be like "Ask Dr. Steve"

my question was serious!

[earlsgmaclit]

How do you compare western and non-western specialist artwork?

[KingGeno]

When you are cooking the fresh pizza you froze, do you microwave it back to life or toast/oven it?

[jessicaduh]

This thread should be purged of the bs, and made to be like "Ask Dr. Steve"

i agree.

what's the swedish word for "rimjob?"

[led37zep]

Whats the deal with Turquoise?

[jessicaduh]

will i ever learn how to raise my one eyebrow?

[Mullenax]

Dear FezFez,
What's your favorite cartoon crossover?

[led37zep]

If my Socks are inside my shoes...why do they still get dirty?

[hit11man]

Fezfez,
whats your favorite tag team of all time?
and who was better, LOD or the steiners? (or the british bulldogs?)

[jessicaduh]

which are better, pork chops or monkeys?

[ADF]

fezfez,

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Sincerely,

ADF

[Farthammer]

FezFez when are you going to pull yourself together and stop whining and crying on the radio?

PS I do love you FezFez.

[InternetJamesDean]

looks like someone disparately wants a show mention... pitiful

[Farthammer]

looks like someone disparately wants a show mention... pitiful

Not I

[earlsgmaclit]

FezFez what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

[Small..Balls]

Would you tell us what attracts you to a career with us? How do you see your studies, skills, experience and personal qualities contributing to the work of the organisation?

Where do you expect to be in 5 years time? What will you do if you are not successful in gaining this position?

Describe a time when you had to deal with conflicting demands. How did you deal with this situation and what was the outcome?

Is there an achievement of which you are particularly proud? What is it? Why is it significant?

Imagine that you are a member of a small team responsible for the development and production of an internal publication. Your team is dependent on another workgroup to provide the data which will form the basis of your publication. The deadline for completing this project is not able to be relaxed. (a) What factors do you think might affect the team's ability to meet the publication deadline? (b) What could the team do to ensure the project is completed on time?

What computer programs are you familiar with, and more specifically, what programs would you use to write a report, enter research data, and to prepare a poster or seminar.

What do you feel is the potential for aquaculture in Australia and what are some of the major impediments to its development? What are some of the major aquaculture species cultured in freshwater? As well as the position involving general maintenance of the aquaria and pond facilities, a significant component will involve participation in scientific experiments through the collection and collation of research data. Can you describe previous experience you have had in the day to day running of scientific experiments?

[earlsgmaclit]

FezFez Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[fleshysilo]

Fezzy, how does LOST end ?

[shortchaz]

Fezfez, when did they get back together?

[just_another_moe]

Does anyone else use Fez's voice in their head when reading fezfez's posts? Try it, it's a hoot, a real hoot indeed.

Question for Fez, have you ever wondered what would exist if the universe ceased to exist?

goodnight, sleep tight.

I have found myself using Fezzy's voice in my head for everything, not just his posts, everyones posts, even when i talk to myself its fezzy's voive. Should I be concerned?

[PaulOStalker]

And, no responses from FezFez.

A lot of good that new "MODEM" did!

:wink:

[fezfez]

fezfez,

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Sincerely,

ADF

Just like you, they long to be, close to me

[fezfez]

Fezzy, how does LOST end ?

With Bob Newhart waking up in bed and realizing it was all a dream

[RhinoinMN]

fezfez,

It is 93 degrees here in MN.

How do you handle this kind of crazy heat?

[razorboy]

Dear fezfez,

When will I be loved?

Regards,
Ian

[fezfez]

which are better, pork chops or monkeys?

Depends, is apple sauce being served? Because then it's definitely monkeys & apple sauce see.

[JerseyRich]

Fez,

Can you settle it once and for all?...

Who is more handsome, Gvac or Me?

Thanks in advance, I'll hang up and listen.

[RhinoinMN]

Fez,

Do you remember me?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1218

[RhinoinMN]

Fez,

I'm trying to ship some product to Alberta Canada, but the border is giving me shit about customs brokerage. Being that your family hails from Newfoundland, I thought you could help me out.

What should I do?

[razorboy]

Fez,

I'm trying to ship some product to Alberta Canada, but the border is giving me shit about customs brokerage. Being the your family hails from Newfoundland, I thought you could help me out.

What should I do?

You should forward that question to ronron.

[drjoek]

Fezfez,
Tuesday, what's for dinner?

Thanks in advance,
drjoek

[RhinoinMN]

You should forward that question to ronron.

I really don't think that Ron has muling capabilities.

[K.C.]

Fezfez,
Tuesday, what's for dinner?

Thanks in advance,
drjoek

Is he still boycotting the diner??

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Is he still boycotting the diner??
$10 says that FezFez is a "Secret Eater".

[Crossweird]

$10 says that FezFez is a "Secret Eater".

Ewww.

Oh, that's two separate words.

[Gvac]

Hey Fez ol' pal!

Just wondering - don't you think listening threads suck?

Thanks!

[TjM]

FezFez


Do you lie awake at night with the crippling fear that Chuckwagoncook may well end up killing you?

[Gvac]

Why are women so stupid and ugly?

[DukeFett]

Fezfez,

I gave you a book called The Philosophy of the Watchmen the last week you guys were in the old studio, did you ever read it? Or just left it there? haha

[weekapaugjz]

fezfez,

If you could travel back in time and change one event or aspect of your childhood, what would it be?

Your pal,
weeka

[ToiletCrusher]

fezfez,

Is my actual question not good enough for you?

Must I make a lame ass attempt at a bad joke that sets you up for a one line response?

Is that how we're gonna do this?

[pittphantoms]

FezFez: Did Earl give you permission to take his bit where he defends everyone in his minority - no matter what?

[sailor]

how's skippy?

[WampusCrandle]

Dear Fez,

Has there even been a character from any entertainment (movies, books, tv ...) that has changed your life in any way? I know that I look at drug dealers with less of a judgmental eye when I first saw D'Angelo Barksdale in The Wire. D'Angelo, portrayed by Larry Gilliard Jr., was a great character and made me rethink my views.

WampusCrandle

[realmenhatelife]

What does gum taste like?

[falcon95]

where did fezzie go to school to become a broadcaster

[ADF]

Just like you, they long to be, close to me

Truer words were never spoke.

Dear fezfez,

I know this is more than one question, but what's love got to do with it? (got to do with it) What's love but a second-hand emotion? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Sincerely,

ADF

[led37zep]

How many waffles do you think you could karate chop through?

[TjM]

How many waffles do you think you could karate chop through?

Gotta be at least 30. Wait Frozen or Toasted?

[led37zep]

Gotta be at least 30. Wait Frozen or Toasted?

I'll leave those details up to the professionals.

[TjM]

I'll leave those details up to the professionals.

This idea demands in home testing

[spainlinx0]

Fez,

Did you ever decide to spring for broadband, or are you still using a dialup connection?

[TjM]

Fez,

Did you ever decide to spring for broadband, or are you still using a dialup connection?

I hope he's not still using dial up.

[falcon95]

fez fez will you ever find true love

[AKA]

FezFez

Are people who need people REALLY the luckiest people in the world?

Your pal,

KOP

[RENFIELD]

I saw Fez go into a bar in Chelsea last weekend...
I waited for him to come out to say hi...

FEZ WENT IN...

<a href="http://s415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/riprenfield2/?action=view&current=fezandhissister-justhim.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/riprenfield2/fezandhissister-justhim.jpg" border="0" alt="fez and sister -just him"></a>

20 minutes later his sister came out...

<a href="http://s415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/riprenfield2/?action=view&current=fezandhissister-justher.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/riprenfield2/fezandhissister-justher.jpg" border="0" alt="fez and sister -just him"></a>

I finally gave up...
Fez never came out..

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OUT FEZ ?

[fezfez]

fezfez,

If you could travel back in time and change one event or aspect of your childhood, what would it be?

Your pal,
weeka

My first thought would be go back and time and stop the ass hosing. Now, it's go back in time to 10pm Wednesday night and stop Kris Allen from winning American Idol.

[fezfez]

Truer words were never spoke.

Dear fezfez,

I know this is more than one question, but what's love got to do with it? (got to do with it) What's love but a second-hand emotion? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Sincerely,

ADF

While true "a heart can be broken", they now have stents to fix them

[fezfez]

Hey Fez ol' pal!

Just wondering - don't you think listening threads suck?

Thanks!

Is this a trick question?

[Spaz]

Don't you have to get up early for work tomorrow...?

[fezfez]

fezfez,

What advice can you give to a young man, for argument's sake let's say me, that is battling with a decision to either pick up and move and start anew or to potentially sit on his hands and keep waiting for something that may never happen?

I hope that this post will be a part of your five post a day quota. Thanks in advance.

TC.

I hate to answer a question with a question, but how long have you been waiting for that thing that may never happen? If it seems like a long time, then go for it. It worked for Mary Tyler Moore. You may end up in a new city, throwing your hat up in the air in excitement.

[fezfez]

I'll post a question here that I can't answer. "Why American Idol voters? Why?"

[hammersavage]

You feel that TC? It....it was a

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=120&pictureid=1534

[weekapaugjz]

My first thought would be go back and time and stop the ass hosing. Now, it's go back in time to 10pm Wednesday night and stop Kris Allen from winning American Idol.

well, hopefully the idol impact won't have that big of an impact on your life. he could easily be the next clay aiken! ruben studdard who?

[Marc with a c]

he could easily be the next clay aiken!

who are you talking about?

[RMPGP]

I'll post a question here that I can't answer. "Why American Idol voters? Why?"

As I said in the other thread, the crown of American Idol is pretty meaningless.

However the odds were stacked against Lambert:

Lambert came from a city that gives two shits he's from there and thus didn't have any type of home town lift. Allen came from a small southern town and thus had the huge support of that town along with the whole southern pride.

Lambert has the rock sound but that's not really who watches Idol. The country music lovers really like when one of their own is in it, like the year they voted Underwood a winner. There are country music fans in any non-urban area.

The target audience, ie Young females, vote based on who they want to have sex with, and let's face it, the ones who did their homework know that Lambert won't be reciprocating on that front.

The anti-Lambert movement. A few on here seem to really not like the guy because he's a little cocky, not just because he likes cocky. People fall for that "aw shucks" meek and mild gomer pyle act.

Finally people have taste for shit. :tongue:

I don't know if Lambert being gay played much of a role, maybe a little, but don' think it swung the vote either way. I'd say all of the factors above made it harder for him to win than anything.

[underdog]

I'll post a question here that I can't answer. "Why American Idol voters? Why?"

As the biggest Adam Lambert fan in the world, I will say that him losing AI might be best for him. Kris Allen now has to record an awful AI album that includes that terrible single. Lambert will hopefully be able to record something that is actually better for him.

[ToiletCrusher]

You feel that TC? It....it was a

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=120&pictureid=1534

Boom!

[Gvac]

Hey Fez ol' pal!

Just wondering - don't you think listening threads suck?

Thanks!

Is this a trick question?

No.

[Scott from the Future]

Fezzie, what one thing have you always wanted to do, but never did?

[ADF]

I'll post a question here that I can't answer. "Why American Idol voters? Why?"

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.

[jessicaduh]

As the biggest Adam Lambert fan in the world, I will say that him losing AI might be best for him. Kris Allen now has to record an awful AI album that includes that terrible single. Lambert will hopefully be able to record something that is actually better for him.

not true. the top 2 both get contracts with 19E & have to put out what they're given, i believe.

don't ever make me discuss AI again.

[earlsgmaclit]

Dear FezFez,
with your infinate wisdom please answer my questions:

Why are bagels so much more expensive than bread?
Why is jam so much more expensive than jelly?
Have you ever wondered how much money you save by eating jelly sandwiches rather than spreading jam on a bagel?
what makes you so savage?

[sailor]

Fez, if you think both AI singers are gay, why be bothered one was picked over the other?

[Furtherman]

Dear fezfez,

Is the first minute of your day the best minute of your day?

Does the world disappoint you one instance after another throughout the day when it doesn't confide to your standards?

Just wonderin'

Your friend,
Furtherman.

[earlsgmaclit]

FezFez do rats prefer the taste of chesse or cum?

[ADF]

Dear fezfez,

Does the world disappoint you one instance after another throughout the day when it doesn't confide to your standards?


I think you mean "conform."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kT7q59udSCs/SdOnih2Fj2I/AAAAAAAAAMM/b5QQ9iHqnSg/s400/Grammar-Police.png

Dear fezfez,

What's the proper use of "its" versus "it's"?

Sincerely,

ADF

[Furtherman]

I think you mean "conform."

DOH!

You're right.

[dino_electropolis]

Dearest FezFez,

Whats more gay:

Anxiously looking forward to a prostate exam, but only to hate it when it is performed

or


Dreading a prostate exam, only to really enjoy it when it is performed.

[Mullenax]

Dear Fezfez,
If you are invited to a big fancy wedding but you are totally broke, is there a gesture that makes up for not having a gift? Or should I/we stay home?

It's my boyfriends rich boss. The spread is going to be phenomenal.

[fezfez]

Dear Fezfez,
If you are invited to a big fancy wedding but you are totally broke, is there a gesture that makes up for not having a gift? Or should I/we stay home?

It's my boyfriends rich boss. The spread is going to be phenomenal.

This sounds like a big fancy wedding with a lot going on. Who's gonna notice if you don't put a card on the gift table? Go and enjoy the free chow.

[Hottub]

This sounds like a big fancy wedding with a lot going on. Who's gonna notice if you don't put a card on the gift table? Go and enjoy the free chow.

Really bad advice!!
Trust me on this one.

[fezfez]

Dear FezFez,
with your infinate wisdom please answer my questions:

Why are bagels so much more expensive than bread?
Why is jam so much more expensive than jelly?
Have you ever wondered how much money you save by eating jelly sandwiches rather than spreading jam on a bagel?
what makes you so savage?

My guess is they're more expensive because their names sound fancier.
Also, things don't make me savage...They make me Fez!

[hammersavage]

It makes me savage

[disneyspy]

Really bad advice!!
Trust me on this one.

if there was a ask the tub thread i would ask why you messin in fez's thread,get out

[fezfez]

Fezzie, what one thing have you always wanted to do, but never did?

Hit 100 posts on RonFez.net. Someday. Someday very soon.

[west milly Tom]

My guess is they're more expensive because their names sound fancier.
Also, things don't make me savage...They make me Fez!



Love you guy.

[sspkmark]

Who put the pepper in the Vaseline?

[Hottub]

if there was a ask the tub thread i would ask why you messin in fez's thread,get out

I am saying this is not the best advice. I know 1st hand. I know excel.
I don't want anybody getting hurt.

[PapaBear]

Dear FezFez,

I learned today, that when you are afraid of flying (especially on one of those little 45 seat jets) listening to the Ron & Fez show on my XM 2Go is very calming. But why won't they let you use personal electronic devices when taking off and landing (the scariest parts of the flight)?

[Devo37]

This sounds like a big fancy wedding with a lot going on. Who's gonna notice if you don't put a card on the gift table? Go and enjoy the free chow.

but when they write the thank you notes, they'll notice nothing from the Mullenax's. better idea: bring a card, but don't seal the envelope. then you can say that one of the other low-life guests must have stolen the $500 you had put in the envelope.

[disneyspy]

but when they write the thank you notes, they'll notice nothing from the Mullenax's. better idea: bring a card, but don't seal the envelope. then you can say that one of the other low-life guests must have stolen the $500 you had put in the envelope.



BASTARDS!!!

[BlackSpider]

Hit 100 posts on RonFez.net. Someday. Someday very soon.

You'll still be Rude and Rude...

[RhinoInVT]

how do you feel about board characters?

[RhinoinMN]

how do you feel about board characters?

This guy seem nice.

[drjoek]

how do you feel about board characters?



Are you married to largewoman? She's the best!

[realmenhatelife]

Dear FezFez,

Meg Ryan or Goldie Hawn?

[Melk]

Dear FezFez,

What was the point of being so pissed off at Paul O. on Wednesday's show? To be honest, I have been looking forward to hearing him on the show (mostly, because it has been a while since he has actually reviewed a movie). I'm happy Paul contacted Ronnie and got the ball rolling on a new "Showtime at the Paul O." bit.

When do the needs of the program outweigh the needs of your system?

[Meataball23]

Fezfez- whats the hardest part of having a secret w/o acting on it?

[Tenbatsuzen]

This sounds like a big fancy wedding with a lot going on. Who's gonna notice if you don't put a card on the gift table? Go and enjoy the free chow.

I had a spreadsheet. I know EXACTLY who didn't bring a gift.

[Mullenax]

I was going to ask Tenbats a related question, but I already asked Fezfez and got an answer so it would be off topic here.

[Melk]

I'll post a question here that I can't answer. "Why American Idol voters? Why?"
Primarily because people usually vote contrary to Simon's wishes. Simon gushed about one of the girls during the first season, she was fourth from last eliminated. Then last season Simon ripped apart that Sanjaya kid (who certainly appears to have a secret) yet he got voted through several times contrary to his lack of talent.

I guarantee that if Simon hadn't made such glowing proclamations for Adam, he'd've won.

Considering that, generally, nobody buys the American Idol winners' albums I don't see why it matters who wins or not. People seem to vote for many reasons, because the contestant is a dork, because he/she can't sing, because she is smoking hot, because he/she is from my part of the country, because she is a single mother and many of the viewing audience are single mothers, because the guy's wife died a year earlier and the poor guy needs this...

This is probably a combination of what Ron said, "Teenage girls vote for the guy they are attracted to and Adam scares them" and fan backlash (they were tired of hearing how great Adam is from Simon and the media.)

[malinois]

I missed mondays show can anyone tell me when it will replay this weekend

[dino_electropolis]

FezFez,

What does it sound like when doves cry?

[KingGeno]

Not breakin' balls, but honestly.....what does a Pill Shrink really do? Sounds to me the equivalent of a car going to a Car Wash Shrink.

[stormy1065]

fezzie don't you think the more of us the middle of the country see the easier it is for all of us.i'm not a big idol fan and maybe they wanted the clean cut fellow over the twink than makes out with his boyfriend in public.but i'm sure adam will come out,no pun intended,ahead on this.he'll still have a career without the idol prize.you don't need to defend us over every issue you just need to join the team.get in the game fez.you don't have to announce it to the world just do it.most everyone you want to tell knows already.and the ones that'll will get their feeling hurt will get over it.i talk from experience.and you won't believe the weight that will be lifted off your sometimes self induced stressful life.love you fezzie. no.1 fan in tennessee:bye:

[Scott from the Future]

Hit 100 posts on RonFez.net. Someday. Someday very soon.

You will someday, my friend. You will!

[ADF]

Dear fezfez,

How many zero's can I expect on the check from you and Ron when Randi and I get married this December?

Sincererly,

ADF

[ADF]

Dear fezfez,

How many zeroes can I expect on the check from you and Ron when Randi and I get married this December?

Sincererly,

ADF

[AKA]

Dear FezFez

Did ADF actually double post so that his question wouldn't get buried on the last page?

Love and onion rings,

KOP

[ADF]

Dear FezFez

Did ADF actually double post so that his question wouldn't get buried on the last page?

Love and onion rings,

KOP

Actually, my connection is slow and after hitting the "post" button I noticed that I typed "zero's" instead of "zeroes." I hit the stop button on my browser, fixed the error, and then hit "post" again.

True story.

[AKA]

Actually, my connection is slow and after hitting the "post" button I noticed that I typed "zero's" instead of "zeroes." I hit the stop button on my browser, fixed the error, and then hit "post" again.

True story.

Dead FezFez

Is this a true story?

Sincerely,

King of Prussia-toid

[led37zep]

Dear Fez,

Is ADF using this thread as some sort of passive aggressive play for your affection?

[CountryBob]

Dear Fez - you want to come down to Tennessee and go to a NASCAR race in August?
They do have lettuce wraps here and a comic book store (i think?).

[FezsHeartattack]

Fezfez, I have been ripping your attack on Dave, but I really do care about you. My question is will you ever really try and grow past your past? I mean you can say you are working on it but if you were then changes would be evident...I know from personal experience.

[fezfez]

Dear fezfez,

How many zeroes can I expect on the check from you and Ron when Randi and I get married this December?

Sincererly,

ADF

0

[fezfez]

Dead FezFez

Is this a true story?

Sincerely,

King of Prussia-toid

I don't like the name "Dead FezFez"

[ToiletCrusher]

fezfez,

If you like like someone and aren't able to tell them, what should you do?

[Annie Waits]

dear fezfez,

can you please work on a fezetorial soon?

[Scott from the Future]

Dear Fez,

How did the taser to the neck feel?

[fezfez]

fezfez,

If you like like someone and aren't able to tell them, what should you do?

You should just tell me.

[fezfez]

Dear Fez,

How did the taser to the neck feel?

Truth Bomb; The stun gun wasn't so bad, it was hitting the ground before I knew it that really hurt.

[sailor]

You should just tell me.

what if you're the one he likes?

[drjoek]

Fezfez
I started the other thread but Ill just ask you.
What's Rons screen name
Thanks
drjoek

[Gvac]

Fez,

Do you think God REALLY hates fags, or is Shirley Phelps Roper off her rocker?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Thanks,

Your best buddy on ronfez.net,

Gvac

[jab]

fezziekins, which is more awesome, the glittery defined abs of johnny morrisson or the kick ass entrance of batista when he does the canon thing with his big meaty arms?

[Tall_James]

What is the best restaurant/food place on Roosevelt Island?

And do I need my passport to visit there?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fez:

I've wondered, when did our friendship go bad?

[Gvac]

Dear Fez -

Why does Dash77 hate Ron Bennington?

Thanks again buddy.

[Devo37]

dear fezfez,
what's it like to be as handsome and dashing as you are?

regards,
devo37

[jessicaduh]

what if you're the one he likes?

ummm pretty sure that's what he meant..haha

[ShowerBench]

Dear FezFez,

Is it better to be feared, or loved?

[fezfez]

Fez:

I've wondered, when did our friendship go bad?

Was it ever good?

[fezfez]

What is the best restaurant/food place on Roosevelt Island?

And do I need my passport to visit there?

Head to the Trellis diner, order the turkey club. You won't regret it. Passport not required, but some inoculations wouldn't be a bad idea.

[fezfez]

Dear Fez -

Why does Dash77 hate Ron Bennington?

Thanks again buddy.

I don't know anything about that. Maybe it's because Ron doesn't have a number in name like Dash does. Prejudice can be ugly.

[spoon]

I don't know anything about that. Maybe it's because Ron doesn't have a number in name like Dash does. Prejudice can be ugly.

Being that Dash is a 70 ft black man, you hit the nail on the head there. Fact bomb.



Fezfez, should I go with Kasey Khane or Bobby Labonte this week at the Lowe's Motor Speedway? And should I force snoogan's neighbor's dog to have an abortion bc it just isn't right and all?

[fezfez]

Being that Dash is a 70 ft black man, you hit the nail on the head there. Fact bomb.



Fezfez, should I go with Kasey Khane or Bobby Labonte this week at the Lowe's Motor Speedway? And should I force snoogan's neighbor's dog to have an abortion bc it just isn't right and all?

Go with the defending champ Kahne. I am also pro-dog-choice.

[Stankfoot]

Dear FezFez,

WWF Trivia Question:

Which Federation superstar is known as the Tortured Soul?
Is it:
a) Gangrel
b) Edge
c) Undertaker

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

My Dearest FezFez,

I'm thinking about taking time off work here in NC to come to Florida for Thanksgiving.

Gvac might come with me on the road trip.

Is that cool with you buddy?

Love Lenny

[BlackSpider]

Fez,
Will you be spending Thanksgiving on Roosevelt Island this year...?


My Dearest FezFez,

I'm thinking about taking time off work here in NC to come to Florida for Thanksgiving.

Gvac might come with me on the road trip.

Is that cool with you buddy?

Love Lenny

[Gvac]

Yo Yo Yo Fezzie-Lo!

Ever been to a nude beach?

If not, wanna go?

Thanks.

P.S. - I'll provide the music!









http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/NudeBeach.jpg

[RMPGP]

Fez what's your favorite Batman graphic novel?

After Batman, what is your favorite comic book character?

Also what's your opinion of this rock song (I think you might like it given your enjoyment of Adam Lambert)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEOAmUE6AAs

[thejives]

Dear FezFez,

Do you feel accepted on the board yet?

-thejives

[yojimbo7248]

Dear FezFez,
Have you had any recent ghost experiences on Roosevelt Island (or anywhere, for that matter)? This is a sincere question. I just returned from staying at a house in Wales where I had an odd experience and would love to hear about your experiences.
thanks,
Chris

[spoon]

Go with the defending champ Kahne. I am also pro-dog-choice.

So far so good on the race (Khane in 3rd).....however that snoogansdog rape thing... I'm pretty sure the afterbirth may look better than the resulting product. Pro-choice with a push towards a stomach punch it is! (photoshops welcome)

[spoon]

Fezzie

Now that some time has passed, Do yo think you could handle more 9 year olds in a fight? If so, how many 9 year olds can you take these days big man? It's definitely more than 3 you slayer!

[WhateverMJ]

Fez, I had a dream that you called me for my birthday and we had a great chat about everything going on in New York. Any chance we can make my dream a reality!?

[Hottub]

Will Fez and Dave STEP UP?
This could be a broadcast for the ages.

[fezfez]

Fez,
Will you be spending Thanksgiving on Roosevelt Island this year...?

I think I am now.

[fezfez]

Dear FezFez,

WWF Trivia Question:

Which Federation superstar is known as the Tortured Soul?
Is it:
a) Gangrel
b) Edge
c) Undertaker

I think that how Edge started in the WWE

[Servo]

Fez, any word from Ron? Did he get seated on a grand jury, or did he dodge another one?

[JerseyRich]

I think I am now.

SPY REPORT?!

SPY REPORT?!



Did something happen?

[ToiletCrusher]

SPY REPORT?!

SPY REPORT?!



Did something happen?


Sweeds celebrate Thanksgiving?

[disneyspy]

SPY REPORT?!

SPY REPORT?!



Did something happen?

its rainin,what the hell did you want me in fez's thread for?

[fezfez]

Yo Yo Yo Fezzie-Lo!

Ever been to a nude beach?

If not, wanna go?

Thanks.

P.S. - I'll provide the music!









http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/NudeBeach.jpg

Nude? I'm looking for just the opposite, one where I have to keep my shirt on.

[fezfez]

SPY REPORT?!

SPY REPORT?!



Did something happen?

No, just Chuckwagon's "dearest fez fez" post.

[ToiletCrusher]

Nude? I'm looking for just the opposite, one where I have to keep my shirt on.

God forbid that you take a shirt off and show off that sweater you're sporting underneath.

I keed. I keed.

[fezfez]

Dear FezFez,
Have you had any recent ghost experiences on Roosevelt Island (or anywhere, for that matter)? This is a sincere question. I just returned from staying at a house in Wales where I had an odd experience and would love to hear about your experiences.
thanks,
Chris

Haven't had a ghost sighting in a long time. Although, every now and then I can feel something brushing up against me. I think it's Skippy the Cat, but then I look and she's asleep across the room. So, not seeing anything, but I am getting touched.

[~Katja~]

Sweeds celebrate Thanksgiving?

it's called Erntedankfest and they have fancy sweaters

[ToiletCrusher]

fezfez,

When can we expect 10 posts per day?

When can that you have posted in all of the forums as well? (I still don't think I have done that yet.)

Thanks in advance,

TC.

[JerseyRich]

I am getting touched.


Mod quote!


YAY FEZ! Finally!

[AKA]

Dear FezFez:

Has there been a Sci-Fi movie made in the last 25 years that wasn't a Christ allegory?

Best,

KOP

[yojimbo7248]

Haven't had a ghost sighting in a long time. Although, every now and then I can feel something brushing up against me. I think it's Skippy the Cat, but then I look and she's asleep across the room. So, not seeing anything, but I am getting touched.

thanks for the response, Fez. I appreciate it.

[ADF]

0

So I'm getting a check! Yeah!

[beachbum]

So, not seeing anything, but I am getting touched.


Are you sure this isn't just a repressed memory?

[ADF]

Dear fezfez,

This is a multi-part question.

1. Who put the bomp in the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
2. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
3. Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
4. Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip?

Sincerely,

adf

[KingModem]

Head to the Trellis diner, order the turkey club. You won't regret it. Passport not required, but some inoculations wouldn't be a bad idea.

If you look at Google Street View of the Diner, there is actually a retard in a wheelchair cruising the sidewalk. :laugh:

Fez, get off that island...

[Stankfoot]

I think that how Edge started in the WWE

You sir, are CORRECT!

[drjoek]

Dear FezFez,
Is Ronnie B really being seated on a Grand Jury??

doc

[~Katja~]

Dead FezFez,
Is Ronnie B really being seated on a Grand Jury??

doc

you are threatening now??? you have pretty sloppy fingers for a dentist...

[razorboy]

Dear fezfez,

This is a multi-part question.

1. Who put the bomp in the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
2. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
3. Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
4. Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip?

Sincerely,

adf

Whoever it was, I'd like to shake his hand.

[BlackSpider]

Dead FezFez,
do you have four hours of show prepared for tomorrow...?

[drjoek]

you are threatening now??? you have pretty sloppy fingers for a dentist...

:surrender:

drjoek sucks

[razorboy]

you are threatening now??? you have pretty sloppy fingers for a dentist...

He's always letting CHUCKWAGONCOOK suck on them.

[Crispy123]

Dear Fezfez,

You are my favorite on-air personality on xm202/sirius197 and its not just because we are both from the great state of Florida.

My question is this, why don't you bitch slap these people who challenge your position that gay people should be allowed to marry? Bitch slap them with facts, I said facts.

Why dont you point out that the oldest tradition between man and woman is rape? I saw Clan of the Cave Bear on lifetime, Bladerunner mermaid girl got that ass raped. Man took whatever the hell he wanted from man or woman, that is the oldest tradition. And the bible has all kinds of people with multiple wives and shit like bitches have to marry the dude who rapes them. WTF???

And all this talk about slippery slope and goat fucking. Why don't you point to the shit eating baffoon sitting next to you and say this hetero has oral sex with retreivers??? Plenty of hetero people like Ted Bundy, BTK, and jelly fucker already partake in these depraved activities that supposedly will be unleashed with gay marriage.

Please stick up for yourself and stand your ground!

your best budday,

Crispy
PS
Why all the CaseyElan hate? From what I gather she has a fabulous vagina.

[jab]

dearest fezzles

can my cat claude make love to your cat skippy? we can get them a nice hotel room and let them go at it. claude is both lovable and fierce at appropriate and inappropriate times, and he is also fixed so you do not have to worry about his cat semen. when they are finished i will take claude home. they seem like a good match. while they are fucking we can read the grant morrison comic book classic 'we3' to each other and go window shopping for bunnies.


love jabby

[Canadian Rob]

Whats up with all the anger all of a sudden Fez? Sure your standing up for you self, but your taking it pertty far over some really dumb shit. Like that dude that called. You let him ruin ur day? LOL wtf? reading way to much into things. Then when you go off like that you come off as kind of a dick. Just an observation, not trying to ruin your day.

[jab]

im so afraid of him answering my questions now.

[RhinoinMN]

dear fezfez,

will you apologize to Cuckwagocook's wife for calling her fat?

She did nothing to you.

[hit11man]

Fez,
i guess you missed my question:
who was the greatest tag team ever?
and who was better Road warriors or the steiners? (or maybe the british bulldogs)

[Annie Waits]

dear fezfez,

will you apologize to Cuckwagocook's wife for calling her fat?

She did nothing to you.

i wish i wasn't working, i didn't even hear the show, but it's okay, i do have 15 pounds to loose.

fezfez why did you attack me? i've never even met or seen you in person...what's up with the hatred? will you apologize to chuck, he wasn't even the one who called in, we both we're working and are heartbroken.

[AKA]

:surrender:

drjoek sucks


You weren't the first or the last.

Kind of odd - and scary - but mostly just odd

[Foster]

dearest fezzles

can my cat claude make love to your cat skippy? we can get them a nice hotel room and let them go at it. claude is both lovable and fierce at appropriate and inappropriate times, and he is also fixed so you do not have to worry about his cat semen. when they are finished i will take claude home. they seem like a good match. while they are fucking we can read the grant morrison comic book classic 'we3' to each other and go window shopping for bunnies.


love jabby

im so afraid of him answering my questions now.

:huh: didn't I warn you about such antics?

[jab]

:huh: didn't I warn you about such antics?

YOU TOLD ME HE WOULD LOVE IT! :devil2: :innocent:

[stormy1065]

one more question for fez.do you support the gay marriage passage so aggressively because you think it will make your family accept your secret more readingly if the world has to accept our partners.i'm gay and ron's right when he says its not an equal rights issue.you can marry fez you just can't marry a man.we will not be tolerated by all no matter what law is passed.civil unions protect my ability to be with my girl in the hospital.both families are cool so i don't have to worry about wrestling with them.your family made already know i don't see how they couldn't.but even if they do it's different when its said and they have to face it.i had that happen but they got over it.even if they hadn't it wouldn't had mattered.you have to take care of you.love the show your the best.

[Furtherman]

You gotta get that space bar fixed.

[sink]

one more question for fez.do you support the gay marriage passage so aggressively because you think it will make your family accept your secret more readingly if the world has to accept our partners.i'm gay and ron's right when he says its not an equal rights issue.you can marry fez you just can't marry a man.we will not be tolerated by all no matter what law is passed.civil unions protect my ability to be with my girl in the hospital.both families are cool so i don't have to worry about wrestling with them.your family made already know i don't see how they couldn't.but even if they do it's different when its said and they have to face it.i had that happen but they got over it.even if they hadn't it wouldn't had mattered.you have to take care of you.love the show your the best.

I love a good lesbian

[stormy1065]

Hey i'm doing good to type.i enjoy a good lesbian also.:tongue:

[TobyWong]

Dear Fez,
Do you really trust ESD's support for you in the midst of this little chuckwagon thing? I wouldn't. I think he has something up his sleeve.
Yours truly,
Toby

[Serpico1103]

one more question for fez.do you support the gay marriage passage so aggressively because you think it will make your family accept your secret more readingly if the world has to accept our partners.i'm gay and ron's right when he says its not an equal rights issue.you can marry fez you just can't marry a man.we will not be tolerated by all no matter what law is passed.civil unions protect my ability to be with my girl in the hospital.both families are cool so i don't have to worry about wrestling with them.your family made already know i don't see how they couldn't.but even if they do it's different when its said and they have to face it.i had that happen but they got over it.even if they hadn't it wouldn't had mattered.you have to take care of you.love the show your the best.

Here's a little tip when you are writing one of these posts, next to the "z" key, "shift" key. MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER FOR THE READER.

[spainlinx0]

Dear Fezfez,

Do you still have the cyst in your wrist that Ron would have to hit with a book to disperse the juices? Did it just stop coming back? I would love a status update.

[Melk]

How bad do you feel that Susan Boyle lost Britain's Got Talent? Did England vote against her because of her sexual practices or because, like Adam Lambert, the public was fed up with the hype surrounding her?

[Serpico1103]

Fez,

You think killing a deer, that lived a happy free life, is worse than raising more cows in horrible conditions, feeding them chemicals and an unnatural diet?

Don't get me wrong. I am not a hunter. I do not think gun hunting is a "sport." But, I think if you are going to kill an animal to eat it, I would rather it lived a free life than one locked in a cage and treated like an other piece of inventory.

Moreover, after you move all the "surplus" the deer, the remaining deer will simply replace them, as deers, like all animals expand in population until some outside force prevents further growth.

[fezfez]

I love a good lesbian

Gay marriage would probably pass if it only included lesbians and not gay men.

[fezfez]

Dear Fezfez,

Do you still have the cyst in your wrist that Ron would have to hit with a book to disperse the juices? Did it just stop coming back? I would love a status update.

The cyst still comes back time to time. It's amazing how painful a little wrist juice can be.

[fezfez]

Fez,
i guess you missed my question:
who was the greatest tag team ever?
and who was better Road warriors or the steiners? (or maybe the british bulldogs)

Gotta go with the Road Warriors, but I was always a Nasty Boys fan too.

[denko]

fez,

do you think the penguins will come back to beat the red wings?

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Dear FezFez,
What do you think about Adam Lambert finally coming out only because Rolling Stone paid him to do it in their magazine?

[toolshed]

The cyst still comes back time to time. It's amazing how painful a little wrist juice can be.

I'm thirsty...we got any wrist juice back there?

fezfez, would you outlaw hunting if you had the power?

[West.Coast.Skippy]

one more question for fez.do you support the gay marriage passage so aggressively because you think it will make your family accept your secret more readingly if the world has to accept our partners.i'm gay and ron's right when he says its not an equal rights issue.you can marry fez you just can't marry a man.we will not be tolerated by all no matter what law is passed.civil unions protect my ability to be with my girl in the hospital.both families are cool so i don't have to worry about wrestling with them.your family made already know i don't see how they couldn't.but even if they do it's different when its said and they have to face it.i had that happen but they got over it.even if they hadn't it wouldn't had mattered.you have to take care of you.love the show your the best.

stormy- love the post. :thumbup:

[stormy1065]

Gay marriage would probably pass if it only included lesbians and not gay men.

fez you know that's not true. Put two bull dikes in front of a camera and see how much support you get. thanks for the compliment skippy. do love the show fez.:wub:

[weav]

Fez, are you feeling okay? Today, when discussing Shia LeBuef, you pronounced 'robutt' as 'robot'...I hope you're not getting sick :)

[ShowerBench]

Say, FezFez:

Given the comprehensiveness of your recently-unveiled feasibility study, it seems obvious at this point that your Deer Relocation Program will soon have the momentum of a runaway freight train if it doesn't already, and its implementation is a fait accompli.

So my question involves the Deer Meet Tribunals to be held for those of us avid deer hunters who hold licenses we will soon be unable to use, and who hope to be granted the government cow vouchers we can redeem for beef from the grocery store.

FezFez, as we prepare for the tribunal, do you have any advice as to how we should go about presenting our case? For example, what sort of evidence could we offer that will help us meet the requirement to prove we did intend to eat our kill?

[IMSlacker]

I'd think that providing stool samples for analysis would be the most reasonable way of providing evidence of your venison consumption. One year's worth should do. I'd start collecting and storing them as soon asap.

I'm sure fezfez will back me up on this.

[Serpico1103]

So my question involves the Deer Meet Tribunals

Do you want to meet a cute deer?

[ShowerBench]

Do you want to meet a cute deer?

Nothing Freudian, just poor spelling.

Why, do you know any?

[ShowerBench]

I'd think that providing stool samples for analysis would be the most reasonable way of providing evidence of your venison consumption. One year's worth should do. I'd start collecting and storing them as soon asap.

Way ahead of you.

[Serpico1103]

Nothing Freudian, just poor spelling.

Why, do you know any?

All deers are cute, that's why we love eating cows, ugly fucks.