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SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:21 PM
When is a bar fight acceptable?

Granted, I am a hot head on the message boards but in real life I am easy going, tonight me and the GF got into it with a few others at a bar, she talked shit to some girl, the girl talked shit, she crossed the line, the girls boyfriend decided to come over and start shit so I took him out.

Who was wrong, taking the GFs out of it, women are irrational but men just defend and that what I did when he came at us, should I have tried to diffuse the situation?

BTW, hes going home with a huge bruise to his ego and chin.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 07:24 PM
I'm sure there will be "progressive" people here who will tell you that fighting is never acceptable, but that's pure nonsense.

If every minor problem like the one you just described was handled by the police and courts it would be ludicrous. What are you supposed to do, call the cops and sue the guy for harassment?

You did the right thing, regardless of whose chick started it. So did the other guy.

You both stood up for your women. One guy won, the other lost.

No big deal.

Congrats, by the way!

MacVittie
05-17-2009, 07:25 PM
When is a bar fight acceptable?

It's not.

pittphantoms
05-17-2009, 07:26 PM
Need more info - what was said - how serious a threat was the guy coming over at you - did he threaten - etc...

underdog
05-17-2009, 07:32 PM
You're all losers.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:33 PM
Need more info - what was said - how serious a threat was the guy coming over at you - did he threaten - etc...

Nothing was serious, she called his GF a fat bitch and he decided to come over so I intervened and grabbed him by the throat then hit him, it was amazing to me how quickly he went down.

Also, he tried to throw a punch at me after the ruckus and I told him that my GF hits harder than him. Its amazing to me that some men are such pussies.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:34 PM
You're all losers.

Yes we are, congrats on sitting on a message board talking shit.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 07:37 PM
Its amazing to me that some men are such pussies.

How long have you been here?

earthbrown
05-17-2009, 07:38 PM
I am not a fighter, but my GF forced me into one a few months ago....

A guy at bar was manhandling his girlfriend, and my 6mo pregnant GF started jawing at the guy...(it was st patty's day, no judgement on taking my pregnant GF to bar). My gf did not really appear pregnant as it was winter and she had a pea coat on. Well the guy started in on her and then came at her and got in her face.

Me trying to be a man, got his attention, he stepped up, swung, I ducked, and hit him with my only defence a left(left handed). It knocked him back, and he came swinging, I tackled him and then ended up with my body on his chest and my right hand around his throat. It was broken up....I was allowed to stay, as the bartender defended my actions, he was escorted out, and subsequently arrested after slapping his GF outside the bar.

Luckly he was 5'8 150lbs at most....I am not a fighter and go 5'11 200 and have good defense, never been a fighter, but have ducked almost every head punch ever thrown at me.

MY GF got a lashing for getting me involved and was told to keep her fucking mouth shut. If she was not so hot and the mother of my daughter, I would have to kill her.




K

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:38 PM
How long have you been here?

All my life, the difference is my father and grand father raised me right.

underdog
05-17-2009, 07:42 PM
Yes we are, congrats on sitting on a message board talking shit.

Congrats on sitting on a message board making up stories about bar fights.

If you're getting into a fight because of something your trashy B&T chick said to some other B&T chick in some awful fucking dive, you're a douchebag.

biggirl
05-17-2009, 07:43 PM
I hate bar fights. I would be completely embarrassed if my husband was in one. I would rather leave and find a different bar or even go home. I think a bar fight ruins the mood.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:43 PM
I am not a fighter, but my GF forced me into one a few months ago....

A guy at bar was manhandling his girlfriend, and my 6mo pregnant GF started jawing at the guy...(it was st patty's day, no judgement on taking my pregnant GF to bar). My gf did not really appear pregnant as it was winter and she had a pea coat on. Well the guy started in on her and then came at her and got in her face.

Me trying to be a man, got his attention, he stepped up, swung, I ducked, and hit him with my only defence a left(left handed). It knocked him back, and he came swinging, I tackled him and then ended up with my body on his chest and my right hand around his throat. It was broken up....I was allowed to stay, as the bartender defended my actions, he was escorted out, and subsequently arrested after slapping his GF outside the bar.

Luckly he was 5'8 150lbs at most....I am not a fighter and go 5'11 200 and have good defense, never been a fighter, but have ducked almost every head punch ever thrown at me.

MY GF got a lashing for getting me involved and was told to keep her fucking mouth shut. If she was not so hot and the mother of my daughter, I would have to kill her.




K

Oh trust me, I wouldnt have gotten into the fight had she not had spoken shit, but in her defense she was about 90% right and the guy should have known better, I had about 3" and 40lbs on him. I went in thinking I had to go full bore and then I realized her 13 year old kid is stronger than him, I almost felt bad till he swung at me, when that happened all hell broke loose. Then management came out and threw them all out and told us to calm to fuck down, I guess it helps when you spend $100 almost every night in a bar.

I didnt say shit to her since I think she was right, besides even though 3 came Im not above handling 3 of those pussies. That was what I was amazed at, the sheer pussieness of younger men lately, back a few years ago it wouldnt have been close.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:45 PM
Congrats on sitting on a message board making up stories about bar fights.

If you're getting into a fight because of something your trashy B&T chick said to some other B&T chick in some awful fucking dive, you're a douchebag.

Thank you, I really appreciate your input, it was helpful for the next fight, well at least to the people who know you and realize that you would not help them in the slightest.


Congrats madam.

underdog
05-17-2009, 07:45 PM
What awful fucking places are you guys going to that you're getting into fights? How about you go to a place with windows and without a pool table, Cletuses?

underdog
05-17-2009, 07:46 PM
Thank you, I really appreciate your input, it was helpful for the next fight, well at least to the people who know you and realize that you would not help them in the slightest.


Congrats madam.

My friends have realized for quite some time that I would laugh at them if they got into a fight.

MY MANHOOD. LET ME PROVE IT.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 07:49 PM
The last bar fight I was in was 15 years ago.

I hope I'm never in another one again.

The truth is, though, that sometimes they're unavoidable.

This drunk asked me outside twice, and both times I refused. He even walked up behind me and slapped me on the side of the head once and I still refused.

The third time I took him outside and cleaned his clock just to shut him up.

No one died, no one went to the hospital, no one got arrested. It's really not such a terrible thing like some of you people make it out to be.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:51 PM
What awful fucking places are you guys going to that you're getting into fights? How about you go to a place with windows and without a pool table, Cletuses?
It was a simple bar and to my defense I tried for 45 minutes to diffuse the situation but they wouldnt let it go, fucking kids. So even though it was started by the chick she was just trying to get them to shut the fuck up, they didnt so they ended up getting schooled by some older fucks.

My friends have realized for quite some time that I would laugh at them if they got into a fight.

MY MANHOOD. LET ME PROVE IT.
Im sorry, if Im out with buddies its everyone losses or everyone escapes, if you dont help youre a pussy. Its a man thing, sorry you dont understand.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 07:56 PM
The last bar fight I was in was 15 years ago.

I hope I'm never in another one again.

The truth is, though, that sometimes they're unavoidable.

This drunk asked me outside twice, and both times I refused. He even walked up behind me and slapped me on the side of the head once and I still refused.

The third time I took him outside and cleaned his clock just to shut him up.

No one died, no one went to the hospital, no one got arrested. It's really not such a terrible thing like some of you people make it out to be.

For the longest time I told them to walk away, but they didnt let it go. When he came at me I was like "Fuck this situation is not going to stop peacefully" When I finally hit grabbed him and knocked his ass back it started to calm down, then after all the management was involved he decided to take a swing at me.

I have to preface this with saying I was at least 20 feet away from the guy when he decided to charge me and I never moved.

They called the cops but their friends tried to talk shit after the fact and the cops threatened to arrest them for instigating the incident.

I was for once calm, if it was 10 years ago I would have been in jail.

underdog
05-17-2009, 08:05 PM
Im sorry, if Im out with buddies its everyone losses or everyone escapes, if you dont help youre a pussy. Its a man thing, sorry you dont understand.

I can honestly say that in my years of alcoholism, I have never, ever been in a situation where my friends and I had to fight. It has simply never come up.

Every time I've seen people fighting at or around a bar, it's been a bunch of douchebags fighting and the rest of us laughing.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 08:11 PM
Sometimes I think people who are so overly anti-violence are afraid of it, not above it.

Like I said, sometimes a physical confrontation is avoidable. If a drunk grabbed your chick and started feeling her up you wouldn't do anything?

Violence isn't the only solution to problems, and I'm a big proponent of avoiding a fight at almost any cost, but to say it's never an option is as foolish as denying the existence of the moon and only believing in the sun.

Slumbag
05-17-2009, 08:16 PM
I try to avoid fights at all costs.

Not cause I'm scared of violence or think it's stupid, but every fight I have ever seen, both the people fighting look like the worlds biggest jackasses. I'm sure every person fighting has thought that they looked cool, but they didn't. They just looks like a drunk retard flailing their arms around.

PapaBear
05-17-2009, 08:17 PM
Since it escalated to the point it did, I think it was OK that you defended your chick. But it probably wouldn't have gotten that far if you had made your chick stop talking shit to the other one.

weekapaugjz
05-17-2009, 08:18 PM
i try to avoid violence as much as possible, but when someone needs to be punched in the face, then i will gladly do it for them. never been in a "bar fight" but i've been in a few scraps in my life. one good punch usually ends it.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 08:18 PM
Anyone who follows hockey can tell you that once the NHL decided to crack down on fights the stick work started.

I also don't think it's a coincidence that once schools started doing the same kids started bringing guns to school.

Throwing the hands ain't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

underdog
05-17-2009, 08:18 PM
Sometimes I think people who are so overly anti-violence are afraid of it, not above it.

Like I said, sometimes a physical confrontation is avoidable. If a drunk grabbed your chick and started feeling her up you wouldn't do anything?

Violence isn't the only solution to problems, and I'm a big proponent of avoiding a fight at almost any cost, but to say it's never an option is as foolish as denying the existence of the moon and only believing in the sun.

I'm not anti-violence. I just don't understand the situation. I avoid shitty places as much as possible.

underdog
05-17-2009, 08:20 PM
I try to avoid fights at all costs.

Not cause I'm scared of violence or think it's stupid, but every fight I have ever seen, both the people fighting look like the worlds biggest jackasses. I'm sure every person fighting has thought that they looked cool, but they didn't. They just looks like a drunk retard flailing their arms around.

If we had that terrible "Quoted For Truth" thing that FBA had, I'd use it here. Thankfully, we don't.

weekapaugjz
05-17-2009, 08:20 PM
I also don't think it's a coincidence that once schools started doing the same kids started bringing guns to school.

Throwing the hands ain't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

violence in school should never happen. ever. i've stepped in to break up several.

underdog
05-17-2009, 08:23 PM
violence in school should never happen. ever. i've stepped in to break up several.

The only fight I was ever in was in school. My best friend (who had about 60lbs on me) hit me with his book bag and I blacked out and jumped on top of him and just started beating him. My other friend, who was a very large black woman, just picked me up and threw me off of him. This was in the 8th grade.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 08:26 PM
I threw a kid down a flight of stairs in 6th grade.

The nun yelled at the kid for annoying me. :innocent:

underdog
05-17-2009, 08:29 PM
I threw a kid down a flight of stairs in 6th grade.

The nun yelled at the kid for annoying me. :innocent:

You just reminded me of the "fight" I was in during the 6th grade. It was me vs "young Indiana Jones" (it was a bad ABC show that didn't last long and I went to school with the kid that played young Indy). I think we knocked each other's hats off and, more than likely, started crying.

MC Pee Pants
05-17-2009, 08:46 PM
Ive been hankering for a good fight.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 08:48 PM
Ive been hankering for a good fight.

You should come to the next ronfez.net bar outing.

I guarantee you'll find at least one or two douchebags you want to punch in the face.

weekapaugjz
05-17-2009, 08:52 PM
You should come to the next ronfez.net bar outing.

I guarantee you'll find at least one or two douchebags you want to punch in the face.

perhaps more than that, greg.

A.J.
05-17-2009, 08:54 PM
These days fights result in lawsuits. I'll walk away and keep my money thank you.

Slumbag
05-17-2009, 08:58 PM
You just reminded me of the "fight" I was in during the 6th grade. It was me vs "young Indiana Jones" (it was a bad ABC show that didn't last long and I went to school with the kid that played young Indy). I think we knocked each other's hats off and, more than likely, started crying.

You fought with Conner McManus?

http://img.splendora.com/files/seanpatrick.jpg

underdog
05-17-2009, 09:00 PM
You should come to the next ronfez.net bar outing.

I guarantee you'll find at least one or two douchebags you want to punch in the face.

I was at the last ronfez.net bar outing and everyone was a gentleman. Except for HTG.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 09:03 PM
These days fights result in lawsuits. I'll walk away and keep my money thank you.

Faggot!

Gvac
05-17-2009, 09:03 PM
I was at the last ronfez.net bar outing and everyone was a gentleman. Except for HTG.

You're lucky I wasn't there.

underdog
05-17-2009, 09:05 PM
You're lucky I wasn't there.

There would have been a lot more kissing and gentle touching.

Gvac
05-17-2009, 09:05 PM
There would have been a lot more kissing and gentle touching.

Damn right. :wub:

A.J.
05-17-2009, 09:13 PM
Faggot!

Meh.

SP1!
05-17-2009, 09:21 PM
Sometimes I think people who are so overly anti-violence are afraid of it, not above it.

Like I said, sometimes a physical confrontation is avoidable. If a drunk grabbed your chick and started feeling her up you wouldn't do anything?

Violence isn't the only solution to problems, and I'm a big proponent of avoiding a fight at almost any cost, but to say it's never an option is as foolish as denying the existence of the moon and only believing in the sun.

Gvac is so wise.

Since it escalated to the point it did, I think it was OK that you defended your chick. But it probably wouldn't have gotten that far if you had made your chick stop talking shit to the other one.
Yeah, she did stop for a few minutes, then some other random bitch who had nothing to do with it started in with it again so it blew up further than it should have, that is when she said shit about the others bitch.

And truth be known my girl is not really anorexic but the other bitch was uglier than her even if she was in a fiery car wreck, so it was ok for a girl taunt, the problem is her bitch boyfriend decided to start shit with one taunt so I don't feel a lot of remorse. I have one bruise on my arm from 3 of his friends and one bouncer grabbing me from killing him and he will most likely have trouble breathing tomorrow and a nice bruise on his cheek/eye tomorrow. He got a weak swing in but it was less than a little kid trying to hit me, I almost laughed at him when he swung it was so pathetic.

I didn't want to fight but it was unavoidable, however in my drunken state I still want to go back tomorrow to see if he will start shit, maybe when I am sober cooler heads and less adrenaline will prevail.

TripleSkeet
05-17-2009, 10:18 PM
As a former bouncer whenever me or my friends was in that situation I always tried to defuse it or take it outside. And I very very rarely will throw the first punch, but Gvac is right, sometimes its unavoidable.

When women are involved it can get ugly quicker because its hard to walk away when someone disrespects your lady.

There have been times when you just dont have a choice. Luckily the few times its happened to me Ive been able to end it quickly and painlessly (for me anyway).

And fights dont just happen in dive bars. Ive seen them happen in plenty of nice places too. Alcohol + assholes = problems no matter where you are.

PapaBear
05-17-2009, 10:37 PM
When women are involved it can get ugly quicker because its hard to walk away when someone disrespects your lady
What's also bad is if it's a fight just between women. There's a lot to think about if you're a male bouncer or bartender who has to physically break up a fight with women. When I was a bartender, a girl (who was a friend of mine) had an ongoing dispute with a guy (who was also a friend of mine). She was sloppy drunk, and I had already ordered her to leave the bar a few times that night. She ran across the bar and cold cocked the guy friend. I bear hugged her and carried her out, as her husband just sat there with his mouth wide open. The guy friend charged her with assault, and to try to get me to influence him to drop the charges, she charged me with assault. Fortunately, my boss offered us his high priced lawyer for free. After the judge heard his story, then her story, he sent us all home.

TripleSkeet
05-17-2009, 10:46 PM
What's also bad is if it's a fight just between women. There's a lot to think about if you're a male bouncer or bartender who has to physically break up a fight with women. When I was a bartender, a girl (who was a friend of mine) had an ongoing dispute with a guy (who was also a friend of mine). She was sloppy drunk, and I had already ordered her to leave the bar a few times that night. She ran across the bar and cold cocked the guy friend. I bear hugged her and carried her out, as her husband just sat there with his mouth wide open. The guy friend charged her with assault, and to try to get me to influence him to drop the charges, she charged me with assault. Fortunately, my boss offered us his high priced lawyer for free. After the judge heard his story, then her story, he sent us all home.

You dont have to tell me, I bartend now at a place called The Roadhouse. And its very aptly named. As a bartender when theres a fight we are right there to help the bouncers. And the girls are worse then the guys.

About a month ago there was a huge fight out front with all these black guys that we were breaking up and we were literally just throwing guys left and right. There were so many people involved we couldnt even keep track. After a few minutes the guys calmed down but the women just wouldnt stop. I had to grab one that was trying to hit someone with a bottle while another one pulled a bat out of her car. It was ridiculous.

joethebartender
05-17-2009, 11:09 PM
It's alomst always chicks that start these things. And the aggressors start them in bars because they know that they'll be broken up (by patrons or bouncers). What a bunch of fags! Take it outside and let the winner come back inside. Theeee end.

Crispy123
05-18-2009, 12:29 AM
Bar fights are fun but I feel that now that Im in my 30s I should find other ways to resolve my problems.

Back in the day however, we used to use it as a way to pick up chicks. Me and my buddies would fight each other. Get loud, break shit, one of us would look lihe a badass and the other would get the sympathy pussy.

Another good time was walking around the college town bars and rolling the drunk motherfuckers when they were leaving at 3. Good times and good money too!

Melk
05-18-2009, 12:35 AM
...she talked shit to some girl, the girl talked shit, she crossed the line, the girls boyfriend decided to come over and start shit so I took him out.
The correct action is to calm the situation, fight if you must (self-defense) and never keep a lover who lacks the sense (sober or not) to not start stirring shit at bars.

Slumbag
05-18-2009, 02:19 AM
The correct action is to calm the situation, fight if you must (self-defense) and never keep a lover who lacks the sense (sober or not) to not start stirring shit at bars.

This may be the most truthful post in the history of the internet.

I've dated some real piece of shit chicks, but they've never done something that needed to be resolved by me fighting someone.

IMSlacker
05-18-2009, 03:17 AM
It wasn't a bar fight unless barstools and beer bottles were used as weapons. If not, it was just a fight in a bar.

DarkHippie
05-18-2009, 03:24 AM
You dont have to tell me, I bartend now at a place called The Roadhouse.


What time does Jeff Healey go on?

booster11373
05-18-2009, 03:26 AM
I'm sure there will be "progressive" people here who will tell you that fighting is never acceptable, but that's pure nonsense.

If every minor problem like the one you just described was handled by the police and courts it would be ludicrous. What are you supposed to do, call the cops and sue the guy for harassment?

You did the right thing, regardless of whose chick started it. So did the other guy.

You both stood up for your women. One guy won, the other lost.

No big deal.

Congrats, by the way!

you claim to admire Bruce Lee huh?

~Katja~
05-18-2009, 03:28 AM
How old is your chick to feel the need calling other people fat bitches and more so, how old are you to think she was right in asserting that?

Keep your damn opinions to yourself and enjoy a drink.
Go home and make love!

ANC
05-18-2009, 04:51 AM
Haven't been in a bar fight since college...well if you can even call them bar fights anymore.. it's the equivilant of 25 seconds starting with a push, maybe 1 or 2 punches, then the bouncer breaks it up.

I will avoid a physical confrontation, not because I'm above it, or afraid of it... It's because I'm extremely lazy and would rather not get up off my barstool.

But if the situation warrants itself and it's unavoidable, I do what I gotta do..

A little story for ya's.

I was out at a bar somewhere downtown with a few friends and my chck. The place was packed and someone kept droppin ass and the place would stink. So out of nowhere these 2 guys (who looked like they just fell off the back if a turnip truck) had their hands in my face pointing saying "This guy farted! Hey man why you fartin' in here it stinks!" first I laughed it off and went back to my chick and my friends, but they kept carrying on. Pointing their fingers in my face and doing the same thing.

So I grab one of them and said something like "What are you some kind of asshole?" and both of their faces dropped and they started apologizing like there was no tomorrow. They said "We didn't mean anything by it.." I say "you're trying to make a jerkoff of me in public for no reason, are you sure you want to go down this road?". Then the real story came out...apparantly they were in town from somewhere and were overexcited to be in NYC and just wanted to meet people. They were acting like they would with friends from home thinking I would join in and we'd all have a laugh.

It amazes me how some peoples' minds work....

Anyway I said "I want both of you out of this place, walk out the door and don't look back"....and they did.

Misteriosa
05-18-2009, 06:08 AM
How old is your chick to feel the need calling other people fat bitches and more so, how old are you to think she was right in asserting that?

Keep your damn opinions to yourself and enjoy a drink.
Go home and make love!

^ This.

my ex was a huge douche, but one thing he did that i actually appreciate in hindsight is that he would not step up for me in a fight, bar or otherwise. im not the type to pop mess to people in general. when the occasion did arise, and someone did want to start with me no matter how much i tried to diffuse the situation, i was fully prepared to fight for myself.

talk to your girl and let her know that sometimes, her comments need to be kept to herself.

Furtherman
05-18-2009, 06:43 AM
I've been out with women who are loud and would tend to start shit at bars.

I don't hang out with them anymore.

There's no reason for such nonsense.

TripleSkeet
05-18-2009, 07:25 AM
What time does Jeff Healey go on?

10pm Saturday.

SP1!
05-18-2009, 07:31 AM
The correct action is to calm the situation, fight if you must (self-defense) and never keep a lover who lacks the sense (sober or not) to not start stirring shit at bars.

Normally I never have to worry about it since Im a pretty big guy and never have guys challenging me, the problem was this guy was drunker than us and came at us full bore like he was trying to hit my GF and that wasnt going to happen. I dont know what he was thinking, he was at least 3 inches shorter and 60 lbs lighter, he looked surprised when I started choking him.

Granted I was tipsy and probably should have just held him back but add all the alcohol into the mix and I guess he got brave and I over reacted to what amounted to a non threat.

After all has calmed down and I am sober again I can admit it was just the alcohol taking over and someone pissing me off by getting involved in something that he had no business getting into, 2 girls talking shit is no reason to go charging into battle.

With the headache leaving its mark I feel that I owe an apology to the bartender and the manager for being a dick, not sure when I will head back in there though because I am too old to act like that.

SP1!
05-18-2009, 07:34 AM
It wasn't a bar fight unless barstools and beer bottles were used as weapons. If not, it was just a fight in a bar.
Youre right, it was a pathetic bar fight, although some bar stools did get broken

How old is your chick to feel the need calling other people fat bitches and more so, how old are you to think she was right in asserting that?

Keep your damn opinions to yourself and enjoy a drink.
Go home and make love!
It was a long story before that and the other girl started talking shit to her and thats a mistake when shes drunk cause she can get mean, its what makes her special!

Im not going to think she was 100% right but I was mainly stopped a dickhead from trying to get to her, what kind of a pussy comes at a woman in the first place?

Melk
05-18-2009, 07:38 AM
After all has calmed down and I am sober again I can admit it was just the alcohol taking over and someone pissing me off by getting involved in something that he had no business getting into, 2 girls talking shit is no reason to go charging into battle.

With the headache leaving its mark I feel that I owe an apology to the bartender and the manager for being a dick, not sure when I will head back in there though because I am too old to act like that.
I have never had the "alcohol blackout" thing happen to me. I have gotten snotted, but have never said things like "I have no clue how I got home" or "I did what?"
What's it like?

Dude!
05-18-2009, 07:50 AM
The last bar fight I was in was 15 years ago.

was the fight in norway?

TripleSkeet
05-18-2009, 08:40 AM
I have never had the "alcohol blackout" thing happen to me. I have gotten snotted, but have never said things like "I have no clue how I got home" or "I did what?"
What's it like?

Its scary, especially when you realize you drove home. You just count your lucky stars you didnt get pulled over or run over someone.

Funniest part is when you find your car and its parked at an angle thats about 45 degrees off what it should be.

boosterp
05-18-2009, 09:03 AM
I have been in 2, and I am a small guy. At the time I was 5;10 and maybe 140#. The first, a lady I was dating had her ass grabbed, she turned to slap the guy, and then he slapped her. I hit him as hard as I could in the side of the face, he threw me back like I was a doll (he was 200# easily). The bouncers came and drug him out to the waiting cops and I got to stay. The second was a really drunk belligerent skin head who was harassing a phillipino friend of mine. We were supposed to be on lock down and stayed in the barracks but we snuck out. I grabbed this guy's head by his ear and shoved it through a window. I cut my forearm and the bouncers were trying to hold us until the cops and ambulance came but Al and I ran. I wrapped my undershirt around my forearm and had to sneak back into the barracks.

Nine years ago a guy wanted to kick my ass (he was drunk) while a buddy and I were playing pool. He said we were not sharing tables, but there were 2 other open ones a few down and I had pointed that out making him madder. The bartender and door man ran over and escorted this guy out after Scott and I got a free round for the trouble.

Earlshog
05-18-2009, 10:20 AM
Now youz can't leave!


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SP1!
05-18-2009, 12:45 PM
I have never had the "alcohol blackout" thing happen to me. I have gotten snotted, but have never said things like "I have no clue how I got home" or "I did what?"
What's it like?

I wouldnt call it a blackout just an over reaction caused by the 2 jaeger bombs in my system, I havent done anything like that since I was in my 20s and Im sure the thought that he was going for the GF added to my reaction. She doesnt remember shit though and was shocked at what I told her she said, shes done drinking for a while.

Jujubees2
05-18-2009, 12:52 PM
No one died, no one went to the hospital, no one got arrested. It's really not such a terrible thing like some of you people make it out to be.

Until someone dies or goes to the hospital or gets arrested...

TjM
05-20-2009, 02:40 AM
I have never had the "alcohol blackout" thing happen to me. I have gotten snotted, but have never said things like "I have no clue how I got home" or "I did what?"
What's it like?

It's sad and pretty scary. I've only had it 2 times in my life

TjM
05-20-2009, 02:42 AM
Also love the tag

SP1!
05-20-2009, 09:10 AM
Also love the tag

Yeah it seemed appropriate for two drunk asses in a bar

Kris10
05-20-2009, 10:39 AM
If a woman starts the fight with another woman the men should stay the hell out of it.

underdog
05-20-2009, 10:45 AM
If a woman starts the fight with another woman the men should stay the hell out of it.

And watch.

Kris10
05-20-2009, 10:51 AM
And watch.

especially if there is mud and jello involved... ahhh memories of my youth

khaxzan
05-20-2009, 01:18 PM
When is a bar fight acceptable?

Granted, I am a hot head on the message boards but in real life I am easy going, tonight me and the GF got into it with a few others at a bar, she talked shit to some girl, the girl talked shit, she crossed the line, the girls boyfriend decided to come over and start shit so I took him out.

Who was wrong, taking the GFs out of it, women are irrational but men just defend and that what I did when he came at us, should I have tried to diffuse the situation?

BTW, hes going home with a huge bruise to his ego and chin.

Ah well, next time tell him that you just ate a fetus in the back alley. This works for me all the time. OR better yet, you could befriend him, get his MSN and add him as a contact then have online e-sex with him, and pretend you're something you're not. Then keep a copy of the conversation and read it over and over and over.

Earlshog
05-20-2009, 01:18 PM
When is a bar fight acceptable?


If you used a fake ID to get into the bar....