Darling, you gotta let me know

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: Should I...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>Should I...</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />stay (trouble)</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />go (double)</label></div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center>

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: I'm too sexy for...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>I'm too sexy for...</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />my love</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />my shirt</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_3"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="3" id="rb_optionnumber_3" />your party</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_4"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="4" id="rb_optionnumber_4" />my car</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_5"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="5" id="rb_optionnumber_5" />my hat</label></div></fieldset><div><span style="float:right"><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><a onclick="alert('Sorry. This was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form>
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[Gvac]

Ha! Awesome!

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: I can't live...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>I can't live...</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />with</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />without you</label></div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Sorry: this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center>

[BlackSpider]

You're a goddamn genius...

[WampusCrandle]

I am a fucking fool. I tried to answer the poll - ha.

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: You down with O.P.P?</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>You down with O.P.P.?</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />Yeah, you know me.</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />All of the above</label></div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Sorry. This was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form>
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[silks]

Classic

[britneypablo]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Why is everyone always playing tricks on me GOSH!');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: Your cock tastes like?</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>Your cock tastes like?<strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />PenisPudding</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />Raw Eggs</label></div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Why is everyone always playing tricks on me GOSH!');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form>
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<font color="deeppink">

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: I can...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>I can...</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />turn a grey sky blue</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />make it rain whenever I want it to</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_3"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="3" id="rb_optionnumber_3" />build a castle from a single grain of sand</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_4"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="4" id="rb_optionnumber_4" />make a ship sail on dry land</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_5"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="5" id="rb_optionnumber_5" DISABLED/>get next to you</label></div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center>

[cougarjake13]

fucking awesome

[KnoxHarrington]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: I seee...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>I see...</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />skies of blue</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />clouds of white</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_3"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="3" id="rb_optionnumber_3" />bright blessed days</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_4"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="4" id="rb_optionnumber_4" />dark sacred nights</label></div><div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center

[razorboy]

Should I cool it or should I blow?

[A.J.]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: I seee...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>I see...</strong></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rb_optionnumber_1" />skies of blue</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rb_optionnumber_2" />clouds of white</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_3"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="3" id="rb_optionnumber_3" />bright blessed days</label></div><div><label for="rb_optionnumber_4"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="4" id="rb_optionnumber_4" />dark sacred nights</label></div><div></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Vote Now" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center

...a bad moon rising.

[weekapaugjz]

...a bad moon rising.

andre risen?

[TooLowBrow]

this thread is a half as good rip off of the 'how i met your mother'

'breaking my heart'/ 'shaking my confidence'

'cecilia'

venn diagram

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: I say...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><table><tr><td><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>I say...</strong></div></td><td><strong>You say...</strong></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rn_optionnumber_1" />either</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rn_optionnumber_2" />either</label></div></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_3"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="3" id="rn_optionnumber_3" />neither</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_4"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="4" id="rn_optionnumber_4" />neither</label></div></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_5"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="5" id="rn_optionnumber_5"/>potato</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_6"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="6" id="rn_optionnumber_6"/>potato</label></div></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_7"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="7" id="rn_optionnumber_7"/>tomato</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rn_optionnumber_8"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="8" id="rn_optionnumber_8"/>tomato</label></div></td></tr></table></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Call the whole thing off" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center>

[Crossweird]

<center><form action="x" onsubmit="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');return false;"><table class="tborder" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" align="center"><tr><td class="tcat">Poll<span class="normal">: You say...</span></td></tr><tr><td class="panelsurround" align="center"> <div class="panel"><div style="width:640px" align="left"><div class="fieldset">Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.</div><fieldset class="fieldset"><legend>Poll Options</legend><div style="padding:3px"><table><tr><td><div style="margin-bottom:3px"><strong>You say...</strong></div></td><td><strong>I say...</strong></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rj_optionnumber_1"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="1" id="rj_optionnumber_1" />yes</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rj_optionnumber_2"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="2" id="rj_optionnumber_2" />no</label></div></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rj_optionnumber_3"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="3" id="rj_optionnumber_3" />stop</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rj_optionnumber_4"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="4" id="rj_optionnumber_4" />go go go</label></div></td></tr><tr><td><div><label for="rj_optionnumber_5"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="5" id="rj_optionnumber_5"/>goodbye</label></div></td><td><div><label for="rj_optionnumber_6"><input type="radio" name="optionnumber" value="6" id="rj_optionnumber_6"/>hello</label></div></td></tr><tr></tr></table></fieldset><div><input type="submit" class="button" value="Voko Ono" /><span style="float:right"><a onclick="alert('Thanks, but this was a rhetorical poll.');">View Poll Results</a></span></div></div></div></td></tr></table></form></center>

[Furtherman]

Witchcraft!!!