What % of the world can you beat up?

[hammersavage]

Let's say there is 6 billion people in the world. How many do you think you could beat up?

I'm talking one on one fight. You are fresh for every fight. No weapons.




I'm thinking, considering the number of women, children, flammingly gay men, and generally emaciated, weak people, it's gonna be a high number. I'm a big Irish son of a bitch.


I'm gonna say 92%. Putting the number at a little over 5.5 billion. There are probably half a billion worth of people who are tough, real men. People who live in war torn villages of Africa or bitterly cold climates who have to hunt for food. They'd make me their bitch.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Roseblood would probably kill you before you even thought for a second you were in danger. So that's 91.99% now.

[dino_electropolis]

Let's say there is 6 billion people in the world. How many do you think you could beat up?

I'm talking one on one fight. You are fresh for every fight. No weapons.




I'm thinking, considering the number of women, children, flammingly gay men, and generally emaciated, weak people, it's gonna be a high number. I'm a big Irish son of a bitch.


I'm gonna say 92%. Putting the number at a little over 5.5 billion. There are probably half a billion worth of people who are tough, real men. People who live in war torn villages of Africa or bitterly cold climates who have to hunt for food. They'd make me their bitch.

If your modqoute is any indication, i would say you'd have a tough time with 30% of the people on this board!

[Jughead]

Shit Im 53 Im going 22%...I think just boxing it might go 30% I always had door men to fight for me...:smile:

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> im at about 93% for sure.....im brutal

[Gvac]

98%.

The other 2% could probably fight me to a draw.

[underdog]

16%.

[Dude!]

16%.

you should be posting
in the wimp thread

[smiler grogan]

16%.
i'm gonna walk by you on the beach and kick sand in your face cuz your such a weakling.

[Gvac]

http://www.steveconley.com/pages/atlas.jpg

These days Mac would be arrested and forced to go to anger management classes.

[FezsAssistant]

Beat up or beat off?

[underdog]

you should be posting
in the wimp thread

I was one of the first people who posted what a wimp I was.

i'm gonna walk by you on the beach and kick sand in your face cuz your such a weakling.

And I will correct your grammar in between punches.

[Gvac]

They'd lock up Jack, too

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/COMICAD%20charles%20atlas%20and%20dance%20floor%20 hog.jpg

[fezident]

I was in the infantry... I run/ran marathons... I work out everyday.... and, I hate people. I'm good for 51 percent.

[Misteriosa]

not counting children.. ill be humble and say 20%

[Jughead]

I was one of the first people who posted what a wimp I was.



And I will correct your grammar in between punches.

:lol:..Love the Dog...:thumbup:

[hammersavage]

16%.

You're not counting the people who would run in fear from a black man. That's at least an extra 5%

I was in the infantry... I run/ran marathons... I work out everyday.... and, I hate people. I'm good for 51 percent.

You people are insanely underestimating yourself. Women are half the world. So you can only beat up 2% of men? Even the children. C'mon folks

[dino_electropolis]

They'd lock up Jack, too

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/COMICAD%20charles%20atlas%20and%20dance%20floor%20 hog.jpg

http://www.steveconley.com/pages/atlas.jpg

These days Mac would be arrested and forced to go to anger management classes.

I'm a bit concerned by the fact that Jack and Mac have the same furniture.......

Old "roomates", perhaps?

[underdog]

You're not counting the people who would run in fear from a black man. That's at least an extra 5%

Oooh, good point. People do run from me and my blackness.

[hammersavage]

98%.

The other 2% could probably fight me to a draw.

See that's fair. At least Gvac is thinking.

Oooh, good point. People do run from me and my blackness.

You're so black no one sees your posts

[underdog]

You're so black no one sees your posts

http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/10.gif

[hammersavage]

fail

[Foster]

it's hard to say, when I'm at work I'ld say about 98%

but at the gym, that number drops to about 65% and that includes
the women and old people who workout there.

it would be fun to find out though

[underdog]

fail

I've lost the last bit of self-confidence I had.

[Gvac]

I've lost the last bit of self-confidence I had.

What happened to the proud black man I used to know?

[underdog]

What happened to the proud black man I used to know?

I've been Misteriosa'd and hammersavage'd.

[mikeyboy]

100%, but all fights are simulated and occur only in my mind.

[fezident]

You're not counting the people who would run in fear from a black man. That's at least an extra 5%



You people are insanely underestimating yourself. Women are half the world. So you can only beat up 2% of men? Even the children. C'mon folks

Good point.
Make that, 91 percent.

[underdog]

100%, but all fights are simulated and occur only in my mind.

You'd still lose to matty.

[mikeyboy]

You'd still lose to matty.

I'm going to imagine kicking your ass next.

[underdog]

I'm going to imagine kicking your ass next.

That's all you'll be able to do is imagine it.

You're in my 16%, longhair.

[boosterp]

I do not hit women so I'd say nearly 65% of all men better fear me, I fight quite dirty. As for kids, I'll just kick them in the spine. All this PTSD works in my favor.

[biggirl]

I rarely have the energy to walk to the mailbox, let alone beat someone up.

[Farmer Dave]

I do not hit women so I'd say nearly 65% of all men better fear me, I fight quite dirty. As for kids, I'll just kick them in the spine. All this PTSD works in my favor.

Me either, bitches are a whole other story. We all know a high percentage of women are bitches. I would have no problem punching a bitch in the gut just to listen to her gasp for her next breath.

[~Katja~]

not a single one.

[Farmer Dave]

not a single one.

I'll bet that number would go way up if one had grabbed of harmed your son.

[~Katja~]

I'll bet that number would go way up if one had grabbed of harmed your son.

I'd pull my gun!

[sr71blackbird]

I heard that there were many women who would get wet thinking about that picture of Charles Atlas.

[TripleSkeet]

How great are those Charles Atlas comics? Teaching kids that walking up to someone and punching them in the face is how to handle a problem. I miss those days.


I was always taught that in order to beat anyone you have to believe you can. So my answer is 100%. Now would it that prediction hold true? Well, thats why they play the game.

[cougarjake13]

97.27645%

[SatCam]

All children under 16, all women under 130 lbs, most of china.

you do the math

[khaxzan]

Let's say there is 6 billion people in the world. How many do you think you could beat up?

I'm talking one on one fight. You are fresh for every fight. No weapons.


I'm thinking, considering the number of women, children, flammingly gay men, and generally emaciated, weak people, it's gonna be a high number. I'm a big Irish son of a bitch.


I'm gonna say 92%. Putting the number at a little over 5.5 billion. There are probably half a billion worth of people who are tough, real men. People who live in war torn villages of Africa or bitterly cold climates who have to hunt for food. They'd make me their bitch.

I think I'd get to the end of the street and that'd be it for me. I mean, HELL, the mods here already changed my user title to i'm cruising for cocks!!! I think I had Sex Offender earlier on there, I can't rightly remember. Anyways, I think I'd destroy half a percentage of the world's population.

[nate1000]

I know I destroyed that m-er f-er who dropped his gloves on me in front of our net a couple of weeks back, so that's one, anyway.

[KC2OSO]

I'm a bit concerned by the fact that Jack and Mac have the same furniture.......

Old "roomates", perhaps?

Exactly what I was thinking. Also Charles Atlas has no 'package' to speak of. I was expecting something in the Tony Danza range. Big disappointment CHARLES.

[DolaMight]

100% of people who can beat up 80% or less.

[Kris10]

I'm only interested in kicking the shit out of 1 person in the world and after I was done doing so I'd light him on fire. Everyone else can live.

Now if we are talking cartoons... I'll take on:
Max & Ruby
http://www.lebanonoperahouse.org/events/images/Max%20&%20Ruby%202.jpg
Dora
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/dora(3).jpg
Bessie
http://newyorkkids.timeout.com/newyork/kids/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/30/30.x600.ti.Bessie-Mighty-B.jpg?width=220

To name a few

[STC-Dub]

77%

[khaxzan]

I have to take a shit real bad :(

[joeybadass]

100%

[Gvac]

Ha!

[epo]

98%.

The other 2% could probably fight me to a draw.

98% + Gvac.

[Gvac]

98% + Gvac.

Maybe you could fight me to a draw on your best day (and I had the flu or something) but GregoryJoseph would mop up the floor with you.

[epo]

Maybe you could fight me to a draw on your best day (and I had the flu or something) but GregoryJoseph would mop up the floor with you.

So who is showing up? Gregory Joseph, Gvac, Jvac, GvacNoMore?

[Gvac]

So who is showing up? Gregory Joseph, Gvac, Jvac, GvacNoMore?

I'm still not 100% sure who Jvac is, but I have a few ideas.

I'll just warn you to watch out for GvacMobile.

That guy's all over the place.

[epo]

I'm still not 100% sure who Jvac is, but I have a few ideas.

I'll just warn you to watch out for GvacMobile.

That guy's all over the place.

GvacMobile doesn't have the guts.

[GeeVac]

All of you. So, 100%.

If you add in all those sheep that I like to call "board characters", 120%.

[Gvac]

All of you. So, 100%.

If you add in all those sheep that I like to call "board characters", 120%.

I like the cut of this guy's jib.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am going to go ahead and say 7 percent.