Greatest Fictional Athlete.

[Slumbag]

You're gonna be hard pressed to find anyone better than Kenny fucking Powers.

I used to think Wild Thing was the greatest, but fuck him and his stupid haircut.

[weekapaugjz]

reggie dunlop.

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/slap_shot.jpg

[razorboy]

Sidd Finch.

[hammersavage]

Kelly Leak and it's no contest.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k313/sbergherm/KellyLeak.jpg

The kid owned in air hockey, knocked the shit out of the ball, covered all three outfield positions and got more pussy then Buttermaker ever did. He was the absolute man.

[Slumbag]

I got mad love for Steamin Willie Beeman.

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[TripleSkeet]

Lock it up.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4619/22480735.jpg (http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=22480735.jpg)

[jauble]

Cold War Hero. I would put him up there with the wolverines as far as that goes. USA USA

http://www.esoterically.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/rocky4-2-760821.jpg

[jauble]

Lock it up.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4619/22480735.jpg (http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=22480735.jpg)

Well that settles it, we may be the two gayest posters here.

[jessicaduh]

Ham Porter!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1M-ZqjLGmdo/SJcm1pDB8wI/AAAAAAAAAeE/OIJcLQgLNKw/s400/Sandlot.jpg

[TheGameHHH]

Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez would crush a Kenny Powers fastball, even though they say the Jet's lost a step or two.

[hammersavage]

Well that settles it, we may be the two gayest posters here.

There was never a doubt

[TheMojoPin]

Bingo Long.

[jauble]

There was never a doubt

I'm shocked that I tied with Mr.Skeet, frankly this is probably my fault as I was searching Rocky 4 pics again. Well we really hammersavaged that one.

[epo]

Sidd Finch.

Lenny Dykstra had no chance against him. How do you hit a guy who is throwing 106?

[hammersavage]

Henry Rowengartner. It's the only time anyone gave a shit about the faggot ass Cubs outside of Chicago.

http://www.willhines.net/spitemag/bile/lineup/art/henry.jpg

Their best moment in 101 years, awesome. Congrats

[Slumbag]

Lock it up.

http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=22480735.jpg

Stallone for Rocky?

No fucking way.








Stallone as Lincoln Hawk in Over the Top?

Absofuckinglutely.

[hammersavage]

Ham Porter!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1M-ZqjLGmdo/SJcm1pDB8wI/AAAAAAAAAeE/OIJcLQgLNKw/s400/Sandlot.jpg

.net would agree (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78433)

Ham runs his own Scientology center in LA. So that's lame...

[hammersavage]

Stallone as Lincoln Hawk in Over the Top?
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4619/22480735.jpg[/URL]
Absofuckinglutely.

I don't know if you know this, but when he turns his hat around, it's like a switch.



Crap on me Mickey!

[PapaBear]

Chris Cutter

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5MjQ3OTU1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTg1NTI3._V1._ SX485_SY324_.jpg




No. I haven't actually seen this movie. Never even heard of it.

[dino_electropolis]

Mo Vaughn.


A fictional acquisition by the the Mets...he played maybe 14 innings and disappeared.



I heard he was doin Special Ops in Karachi.

[razorboy]

Henry Rowengartner. It's the only time anyone gave a shit about the faggot ass Cubs outside of Chicago.

http://www.willhines.net/spitemag/bile/lineup/art/henry.jpg

Their best moment in 101 years, awesome. Congrats

I thought the Cubs were a fictional team.

[hammersavage]

I thought the Cubs were a fictional team.

Well, they have won the same amount of championships as a fictional team in the last century.

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, the Cubs have really hammersavaged the hammersavage out of their playoff hopes in recent years.

[dino_electropolis]

Well, they have won the same amount of championships as a fictional team in the last century.

That was perfect.

[hammersavage]

Yeah, the Cubs have really hammersavaged the hammersavage out of their playoff hopes in recent years.

Keep pounding the funny out of it.

And hammersavage was alive for one of his teams championship, you mojo

[TheMojoPin]

Keep pounding the funny out of it.

And hammersavage was alive for one of his teams championship, you mojo

It really is a shame how badly I've been hammersavaged by my love of the Cubs over the years.

Though I prefer to look at their lack of championships as a more subtle way of playing baseball.

[hammersavage]

It really is a shame how badly I've been hammersavaged by my love of the Cubs over the years.

Though I prefer to look at their lack of championships as a more subtle way of playing baseball.

Better

[ADF]

I remember a couple of decades ago the Washington Post Sunday magazine created a fictional Washington Senators team that was intended to make people believe that baseball was coming back to DC. It may have been an April Fool's joke, but I was young and impressionable. I remember going up to my dad and telling him, "Look, Washington's getting a team!" and wanting to go to some baseball games that summer.

Anyways, the greatest fictional athlete would have to be the Natural.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/robert-redford-the-natural-photograph-c10103386.jpg

[SP1!]

"Nuke" LaLoosh

[Mohden]

http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/w-z/wga-06.jpg
[IMG]http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/232707.1020.A.jpg

Lets see Rocky the fag outrun a cheetah like Nanu.

[A.J.]

I remember a couple of decades ago the Washington Post Sunday magazine created a fictional Washington Senators team that was intended to make people believe that baseball was coming back to DC. It may have been an April Fool's joke, but I was young and impressionable. I remember going up to my dad and telling him, "Look, Washington's getting a team!" and wanting to go to some baseball games that summer.

Anyways, the greatest fictional athlete would have to be the Natural.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/robert-redford-the-natural-photograph-c10103386.jpg

You took mine.

[TripleSkeet]

Rocky will always be my number 1, but if I had to pick someone else....how about Karl Racki?
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5003/44927303.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/my.php?image=44927303.jpg)

[drjoek]

http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hulk-hogan-photo.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hulk-hogan-photo.jpg

Thats just being a hater right there. The matches may be fake but the athleticism is real.

[Enabler]

https://irishlaundry.com/userfiles/image/Baumer.jpg


He had it all, once.

[Tallman388]

Jimmy Chitwood



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[King Hippos Bandaid]

if an Umpire or National Anthem Singer can count


http://www.szilagyi.us/images/enrico-palazzo.jpg

[Ritalin]

What about the kid from A Separate Peace who dies at the end?

He broke the school's 50 freestyle record in an empty pool, and didn't want to tell anyone about it.

[Gmann]

He was an inspiration to us all!!!


http://i43.tinypic.com/2r26fyc.jpg

[El Mudo]

Jimmy Chitwood



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That's my choice...


I still get goosebumps when he looks Coach Dale right in the eyes and says "I'll make it"


Second place, Adam Banks...he turned District 5 into a powerhouse

[burrben]

jackie robinson

































it never happened

[hammersavage]

Jimmy Chitwood



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They wouldn't have won shit without Strap or Ollie

[jessicaduh]

He fucked 2 girls with the biggest titties i've ever seen on screen, so, on that basis alone, Jesus Shuttlesworth. (i also kind of love Ray)

http://img.slate.com/media/51000/51730/1.JPG

[hammersavage]

He fucked 2 girls with the biggest titties i've ever seen on screen, so, on that basis alone, Jesus Shuttlesworth. (i also kind of love Ray)

http://img.slate.com/media/51000/51730/1.JPG

Holy shit. That's the winner. The guy who played him took on the nickname in his own hall of fame career. And yes, he banged Chasey Lain and Jill Kelly.

[jessicaduh]

you know their names? CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

[hammersavage]

you know their names? CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

I've seen it 20 times. And any man would know Jill Kelly. But I did just have to look up Chasey Lain. I'm not that familiar with her work but I assume it ends like I think it does.



btw, can you do me a favor...

[jessicaduh]

No favors. Ever.

[Furtherman]

The Millennium Falcon.

It did the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.


Beat that!

[jessicaduh]

that's like calling the Tide car an athlete.

[TheMojoPin]

Ricky Roe.

[Furtherman]

that's like calling the Tide car an athlete.

No, that's just not getting the joke....


It did the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

[jessicaduh]

was there supposed to be a joke?:tongue:

[ElBoberino]

http://www.lionseatingbananas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/fletch2.jpg

[hammersavage]

http://rachellaurenmarie.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/the-big-lebowski-3.jpg

I know bowling isn't overly athletic, but this motherfucker made rolling an artform.

[ElBoberino]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/romayfield/RFdotNet/baseketball.jpg

[SatCam]

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/06/01/air_bud.jpg


If we're talking about pure athletics here:
-Basketball
-Football
-Soccer
-Baseball
-Beach Volleyball

[SonicAssault]

Milwaukee Beers enough said

[fezident]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/romayfield/RFdotNet/baseketball.jpg

Steeeeeve PERRY!