Natalie /Scarllett / Fox Poll

[drjoek]

Lets decide this like gentleman and woman

An Internet Poll of course

[Aggie]

For me, no one beat Scarlett! :wub:

[JerseyRich]

I can't choose.

[TheGameHHH]

My head just exploded....both of them

[biggirl]

I have a friend that looks like Scarllett...no kidding. She just has darker hair...but her face: they could be sisters

[Aggie]

I have a friend that looks like Scarllett...no kidding. She just has darker hair...but her face: they could be sisters

I must meet this friend.

[ANC]

I must meet this friend.

I also know a dead ringer for Scarlett.

[TheMojoPin]

None of the above.

The correct answer is Salma Hayek.

[JerseyRich]

None of the above.

The correct answer is Salma Hayek.


A late entry I can get behind!

[jessicaduh]

None of the above.

The correct answer is jessicaduh.

awwww. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/WebbWoman/emoticon-embarrassed-1.gif

[burrben]

scarlett. that was easy.

[Aggie]

None of the above.

The correct answer is Salma Hayek.

We all love Salma, but she's not in the poll. no write ins. STAY ON TOPIC!

[burrben]

http://desvestirmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scarlett-johansson-natalie-portman.jpg

[MacVittie]

Scarlett. She was smokin' hot in Lost in Translation as well as VCB.

On a side not, Ron Bennington has a fucked up taste in women if he thinks that Penelope Cruz's behavior in that movie is the least bit attractive.

[TheMojoPin]

We all love Salma, but she's not in the poll. no write ins. STAY ON TOPIC!

Just trying to get some real women up in this jonk.

[drjoek]

A late entry I can get behind!
Its my poll we play by my rules. Start your own if you don't like it.
Salma is off the table.
STAY ON TOPIC!

[Melk]

Who is Megan Fox?

[hammersavage]

I know who it isn't.

But of the remaining 2, Scarlett edges out because of the voice and general curvature.

[ADF]

Just trying to get some real women up in this jonk.

Ms. Hayek is indeed hot, but she's only interested in billionaires. Of course, if you were Selma Hayek, why wouldn't you be?

I went with Natalie Portman. In my imaginary relationship, we'd actually have something to talk about. Scarlett seems a bit vapid ,and Megan, while maybe the hottest of the three, is too plastic.

[underdog]

I love them all, but it's Scarlett by a mile.

[Aggie]

I'm proud of you gentlemen. The right woman is winning!

[grlNIN]

I have to choose Natalie, i am a fan of Scarlett off and on, depending on how shitty her movie turns out to be.

[TjM]

Rose Mcgowen or Christina Ricci

[Misteriosa]

ma johansson does a pretty good retro look...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/71751923.jpg

[Devo37]

Natalie.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/natalie.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Ms. Hayek is indeed hot, but she's only interested in billionaires. Of course, if you were Selma Hayek, why wouldn't you be?

But she uses her amazing breasts for good. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/02/salma-hayek-is-just-givin-it-out/)

That makes her a superhero.

[Furtherman]

Natalie.

She's naturally beauty.

[hammersavage]

Natalie.

She's naturally beauty.

And Scarlett is some artificial skank?

[JerseyRich]

ma johansson does a pretty good retro look...




As does Miss Portman...

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFnVBaVBKQ2RkM1JHTFk5Qj JFWlBoclEAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg

[grlNIN]

And Scarlett is some artificial skank?

She always has make up on.

[hammersavage]

She always has make up on.

No more than Natalie. Megan Fox wears a lot of make up, that I'll give ya

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Scarlett & Megan are both beautiful but between the two only Megan has that fiery sex appeal. Natalie wins however because she has the sex appeal plus beauty that I still don't fully understand, (I think it might be the great face on the great body, can't quite figure out why).

[hammersavage]

Did I just read the statement that Scarlett Johansson doesn't have sex appeal?



I don't know if I've ever seen a creature ooze more sex appeal.

[JimBeam]

I went w/ Scarlett but to be honest I don't care for either of the 3.

Portman does nothing for me and I blame a lot of that on that shit role she played in that awful 1st Star Wars prequel. I hated her from that point.

Fox has a very sexy look but the tatoos are a bit distracting and make her look like a poser.

Scarllett got my vote because of her rack in spite of her pastey self.

[JerseyRich]

I went w/ Scarlett but to be honest I don't care for either of the 3.

Portman does nothing for me and I blame a lot of that on that shit role she played in that awful 1st Star Wars prequel. I hated her from that point.

Fox has a very sexy look but the tatoos are a bit distracting and make her look like a poser.

Scarllett got my vote because of her rack in spite of her pastey self.


Pasty is the new tan.


















































Or atleast I keep telling myself that.

[grlNIN]

No more than Natalie. Megan Fox wears a lot of make up, that I'll give ya

No idea who Megan Fox is.

[Misteriosa]

No idea who Megan Fox is.

that girl from transformers..

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YKPd1gUPBrw/SWwlL14c3jI/AAAAAAAACDs/hyKHGj0rmNw/s400/megan-fox-transformers.jpg

[grlNIN]

I didn't see Transformers...

is tht all she's been in? She looks pretty much average in terms of the Hollywood "type".

[hammersavage]

I didn't see Transformers...

is tht all she's been in? She looks pretty much average in terms of the Hollywood "type".

She's not much of an actress. She has her own thread on here. She's pretty fantastic looking.

[vamessenger]

My vote goes to the tattooed Megan Fox.

[vamessenger]

I didn't see Transformers...

is tht all she's been in? She looks pretty much average in terms of the Hollywood "type".

That's what makes her more attractive to me.

[grlNIN]

She's not much of an actress. She has her own thread on here. She's pretty fantastic looking.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6774/meganfox08111ea.jpg

Really?

This Klingon deserves a place in the poll?

Really?

[hammersavage]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6774/meganfox08111ea.jpg

Really?

This Klingon deserves a place in the poll?

Really?

Not her best picture. But yes.

[Furtherman]

And Scarlett is some artificial skank?

No, I just don't see the attraction in the face. Great body, yes. But Natalie is just prettier.

[Crispy123]

Is Klingon code for superhot and makes all the other bitches jealous? Then yes.

[biggirl]

I must meet this friend.

she's the one on the left

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v184/102/69/512503291/n512503291_353666_4257.jpg

[JerseyRich]

she's the one on the left

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v184/102/69/512503291/n512503291_353666_4257.jpg


Umm...excuse me. There's a booger on your cheek.

[grlNIN]

Is Klingon code for superhot and makes all the other bitches jealous? Then yes.

She doesn't belong in this thread.

I vote to switch "Megan Fox" to "Kat Dennings".

[TjM]

"Kat Dennings".

Approve! :clap:

[biggirl]

Umm...excuse me. There's a booger on your cheek.

you are mean

[hammersavage]

She doesn't belong in this thread.

I vote to switch "Megan Fox" to "Kat Dennings".

Mmmm, Kat's pretty



New thread, new combatants.

[Crispy123]

She doesn't belong in this thread.

I vote to switch "Megan Fox" to "Kat Dennings".

Wow I had to google. Hot!

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/Dennings_Sd5.jpg

[Furtherman]

Anna Faris beats them all.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/anna-faris/pictures/anna-faris-picture-2.jpg

[underdog]

Mmmm, Kat's pretty



New thread, new combatants.

Wow I had to google. Hot!

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/Dennings_Sd5.jpg

Really?

http://imagecloset.com/17/a5099a994d3d3615ccab4e9150b02334/Kat%2520Dennings-SGG-067204.jpg

Sometimes she's alright, but this is like when people try to convince me Anne Hathaway is hot.

[hammersavage]

Anna Farris is great. She's really funny and good looking.

[Furtherman]

Anna Farris is great. She's really funny and good looking.

Exactly. He personality puts her over the top of most actresses.

[Crispy123]

She has a weird name but leighton is on the top of my list now.http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/leightonmeester/leighton_meester_1.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Exactly. He personality puts her over the top of most actresses.

Truth, though the blonde dye job ain't working. Plus I wish she could bust out of the dumb comedies since it seems like she can actually act.

[Furtherman]

Truth, though the blonde dye job ain't working.

Voilà!

http://bp3.blogger.com/_Sow6HQdmrAE/R2P8LOAefYI/AAAAAAAAAes/f3knfpLZbs4/s320/Anna-Faris-Website.jpg

[grlNIN]

Exactly. He personality puts her over the top of most actresses.

Her husband is Andy on Parks & Recreation.

Originally Posted by TheMojoPin View Post
Truth, though the blonde dye job ain't working.

'Tis real.

[ChrisTheCop]

Probably already said, but here I go:
The other 2 are indeed hot, and maybe even better people than her (who knows?) But based on beauty alone, Scarlett has a classic beauty that women over the ages have longed to have, and men have been drawn to. She's the Ginger of the 2 MaryAnns listed.

Now, if we were to change this to Fuck, Marry, Kill.....hmmmm......

[HBox]

She has a weird name but leighton is on the top of my list now.http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/leightonmeester/leighton_meester_1.jpg

Right show, wrong person:

http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/18/20/0000041820_20070801145008.jpg

http://yayayanonono.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/blake-lively.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/87/91/blake-lively-jeans-03.0.0.0x0.340x465.jpeg

[underdog]

Right show, wrong person:

http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/18/20/0000041820_20070801145008.jpg

http://yayayanonono.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/blake-lively.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/87/91/blake-lively-jeans-03.0.0.0x0.340x465.jpeg

Right show, wrong person:

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/gossip-girl/cast/images/c/0002/cw-gossipgirl-prt-EWestwick-a_006293-72ce71-281x374.jpg

http://www.gossipgirlinsider.com/images/gallery/ed-westwick-photo.jpg

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/ed-westwick-cw-networks-tca-all-star-celebration-party-summer-2007-arrivals-iUZ882.jpg

[drjoek]

Stay On Topic. !!?

[Fallon]

that girl from transformers..

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YKPd1gUPBrw/SWwlL14c3jI/AAAAAAAACDs/hyKHGj0rmNw/s400/megan-fox-transformers.jpg

And Tranformers 2

http://i42.tinypic.com/dzxyjt.jpg

[Contra]

To me leighton is way hotter than the blonde.

Anna faris is delicious, cute sexy and funny. I've crushed on her ever since scary movie 1, and yes I believe she is a natural blonde.

As far as the three for this poll, I take scarlett.

[RoseBlood]

I can't decide. The rest of you, just pick a chick and vote. Stop all the trashing. :thumbdown:

[MacVittie]

I have to choose Natalie

too jewy

[TheMojoPin]

I abstain on the grounds of being too damn good for all three.

[RoseBlood]

I abstain on the grounds of being too damn good for all three.

Just pick one or shut up Mr. Mod. Can you put yourself on vacation for not following the rules of this thread? :banning:

[hammersavage]

He personally attacked an upstanding member and derails thread. Go ahead, post a Sublime song so you can do us all a favor and get rid of yourself for a day.

[grlNIN]

too jewy

Really?

I say, just jew enough.

[TheMojoPin]

Their flaws are all too glaring for me to lower myself to such a choice.

[hammersavage]

Their flaws are all too glaring for me to lower myself to such a choice.

No cock with two hairy bawlz?

[TheMojoPin]

Ew, you like hairy balls?

What a creep.

[hammersavage]

Somebody add Chris Carrabba so Mojo can vote

[grlNIN]

I love cock with two hairy bawlz!

Enough already, we know.

[hammersavage]

Enough already, we know.

I coulda swore you were on my side

[grlNIN]

I coulda swore you were on my side

Gotta keep you on your toes when you take off the high heels.

[hammersavage]

Gotta keep you on your toes when you like balls as much as me

Doesn't work as well when I do it

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> a bunch of the same thing with a diff face and hair....i pick scarlett bc shes blonde most of the time




edit: crap i prob should have picked the fox one bc i think she has tattoos and i like those...

[Aggie]

If this thread was about a hero cop it would only have 10 replies.

[Aggie]

<font color="deeppink"> a bunch of the same thing with a diff face and hair....i pick scarlett bc shes blonde most of the time




edit: crap i prob should have picked the fox one bc i think she has tattoos and i like those...

NOOOOO! The blonde was the right choice!

[FezsAssistant]

Gershon

[drjoek]

If this thread was about a hero cop it would only have 10 replies.



Nice callback!

[topless_mike]

may i make a last minute entry?

enter leslea fisher.

http://www.leslea.com/images/Lesela%20headshot%202%20red.jpg

http://www.leslea.com/images/Leslea%20Headshot%201.jpg

[drjoek]

may i make a last minute entry?

enter leslea fisher.

http://www.leslea.com/images/Lesela%20headshot%202%20red.jpg

http://www.leslea.com/images/Leslea%20Headshot%201.jpg



Does she have a younger sister?

[The Ogre]

I picked Scarlett because Natalie Portman looks like a praying mantis and Megan Fox looks like every Jersey twat that ever stepped out of a Honda Civic to go drinking at the shore.

[RhinoinMN]

isla is the better fisher.(sp?)

[The Ogre]

Also there is no fucking way on earth that old broad above was born in 1983. Unless she has been tanning for 8 hours a day the last ten years. Oofah.

[Gvac]

None of the above.

The correct answer is Salma Hayek.

Whatever, grandma chaser.

The correct answer is Scarlett.

[burrben]

isla is the better fisher.(sp?)

jesus was the better fisher

[GreatAmericanZero]

i've been thinking about this since i saw the thread, and i can't commit. they are all hot..i can't choose!


I will say this, as for talking about hot young chicks that you currently like...anyone watch "Breaking Bad"? That landlady chick that Jessie is now fucking...she is so hot to me. I love her

[cougarjake13]

easily scarlett all day long

[hammersavage]

If this thread was about a hero cop it would only have 10 replies.

Somebodies learning funny

[Furtherman]

Fox Takes A Swipe At Johansson
10 May 2009 6:25 PM, PDT

Megan Fox has taken a swipe at fellow sex symbol Scarlett Johansson, accusing the actress of showing off about her high IQ.

The Transformers star resents the assumption that sexy stars are unintelligent - but she insists she shouldn't have to prove to anyone how smart she really is.

Fox tells American magazine Esquire, "I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single Sat word I've ever learned, to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard."

Me. Ow.

[JerseyRich]

Natalie is smarter than both of them.

[RhinoinMN]

Natalie is smarter than both of them.

Brains are fun to bang?

[hammersavage]

Brains are fun to bang?

You ever try BFing? Awesome...

[RhinoinMN]

You ever try BFing? Awesome...

If it is as good as you say, I may have to change my vote.

[RoseBlood]

If you're voting by age, Megan's the youngest, but has probably had the most work done. :thumbdown:

She looked good before, but sadly, if she doesn't stop now, she'll resemble a full fledged tranny by age 25. :unsure:

[JerseyRich]

If you're voting by age, Megan's the youngest, but has probably had the most work done. :thumbdown:

She looked good before, but sadly, if she doesn't stop now, she'll resemble a full fledged tranny by age 25. :unsure:

Ugh. Can you imagine when she's over the hill at 30?

[RoseBlood]

Ugh. Can you imagine when she's over the hill at 30?

She'll look like you?! :blink:

[JerseyRich]

She'll look like you?! :unsure:

Bite your tongue! That's the worst thing you could say about a woman!

[Aggie]

If you're voting by age, Megan's the youngest, but has probably had the most work done. :thumbdown:

She looked good before, but sadly, if she doesn't stop now, she'll resemble a full fledged tranny by age 25. :unsure:


It seems like everyone else has voted but you, what are you waiting for??? :tongue:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/NrllAless/blog/celebs/scarlett-johansson-nobel.jpg

[JerseyRich]

It seems like everyone else has voted but you, what are you waiting for??? :tongue:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/NrllAless/blog/celebs/scarlett-johansson-nobel.jpg


As she creeps closer to 30...she's starting to look like a younger Hillary Clinton.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/specials/inauguration/firstladies/hillary_clinton.jpg

[Aggie]

You're evil. At least she doesn't look like a 12 year old boy like Natalie does sometimes.

[JerseyRich]

You're evil.

I'm just trying to fill Gvac's hideous old man sneakers while we wait for him to get home from work.

[RoseBlood]

It seems like everyone else has voted but you, what are you waiting for??? :tongue:

I can't decide, but I'm tiring off all three already.

As she creeps closer to 30...she's starting to look like a younger Hillary Clinton.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/specials/inauguration/firstladies/hillary_clinton.jpg

Cankles?!

[~Katja~]

well I missed this thread and the voting dead line...lol but I would have to go with Scarlett!
Natalie is too skinny (yet very beautiful), Megan had work done and I am not 100% on her tattoo choices... Scarlett is gorgeous and voluptuous... she has my vote!

[mikeyboy]

I can't decide, but I'm tiring off all three already.


Too late now. Poll's closed.

[mikeyboy]

Megan had work done and I am not 100% on her tattoo choices...

What a diplomatic way of saying "her tattoos suck ass".

[~Katja~]

What a diplomatic way of saying "her tattoos suck ass".

haha- not all of them but they seem random at times... I mean what the hell is with that moon and stars on her ankle? How does that fit with all her poems and what's with the celtic sign and worst yet... her bf's name

[Aggie]

well I missed this thread and the voting dead line...lol but I would have to go with Scarlett!
Natalie is too skinny (yet very beautiful), Megan had work done and I am not 100% on her tattoo choices... Scarlett is gorgeous and voluptuous... she has my vote!

That's why I <3 Kat. We have the same taste in women.

[RoseBlood]

Argh, I didn't realize there was a time frame on this poll. I'm unofficially voting Megan, she's not a goody too shoes who really skanks around town!

[mikeyboy]

Argh, I didn't realize there was a time frame on this poll. I'm unofficially voting Megan, she's not a goody too shoes who really skanks around town!

I re-opened it for a few more days. If you still can't get your vote in, you have no excuse.

[JerseyRich]

I re-opened it for a few more days. If you still can't get your vote in, you have no excuse.

I see how it is...

Just opening up a poll for any pretty lady that comes along looking to vote.

It's clear that Scarlett has run away with this thing.

[mikeyboy]

I see how it is...

Just opening up a poll for any pretty lady that comes along looking to vote.


and?

[JerseyRich]

and?

Hey, it's good work if you can get it.

Just sayin'.

[~Katja~]

well my vote is in :)

[hammersavage]

If you're voting by age, Megan's the youngest, but has probably had the most work done. :thumbdown:

She looked good before, but sadly, if she doesn't stop now, she'll resemble a full fledged tranny by age 25. :unsure:

That information would have been useful before I voted.

If it is as good as you say, I may have to change my vote.

Try it on your wife next time she passes out. Or even shuts her eyes for more than one second. Ya perv!

[Aggie]

I don't know who grabbed it but I wish it was me. She seemed to like it too. :wub:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/celebrity2/Scarlett_boob_feel.gif

[hammersavage]

Isaac Mizrahi. Something any man (and Aggie) would kill to do, a flaming homosexual got to. There's no justice in this world.

[JerseyRich]

Dear Jesus...

Ok...well maybe I got into the wrong line of work.

Filling...out...application...to...F....I....T.

[~Katja~]

Dear Jesus...

Ok...well maybe I got into the wrong line of work.

Filling...out...application...to...F....I....T.

you also have to be gay to fit that role

[hammersavage]

He should be valedicktorian then.























































Zinger!!

[JerseyRich]

you also have to be gay to fit that role

Duh!

[RhinoinMN]

He should be valedicktorian then.
Zinger!!

You spelled it wrong.

Learn from the master.


Sir,

I am a self made MULTI millionaire sitting in my leather chair in front of a computer you can only dream of. In addition I've been married 20 years have a son in college and my younger son is this years Valivictorian.
Did you equate me with YOURSELF when you opened your stupid trap..."SIR"?

How stupid you must feel...I'm going to my Escalade now to buy cigarettes...you bumbling shit

[Gvac]

My girl Zhang Ziyi kicks the shit out of all of them

http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/Zhang%20Ziyi,%20Flying%20Daggers.jpg

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm219/manrockjmb/zhang-ziyi.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/nicolexiejm/RvfgPxWlQVI/AAAAAAAAAYE/pvw6RTO5c7U/s800/platinum-zhang-ziyi-hq5.jpg

[Stankfoot]

None of the above.

The correct answer is Salma Hayek.

Yes, but can she act?? :wink:

[JerseyRich]

My girl Zhang Ziyi kicks the shit out of all of them

http://lh4.ggpht.com/nicolexiejm/RvfgPxWlQVI/AAAAAAAAAYE/pvw6RTO5c7U/s800/platinum-zhang-ziyi-hq5.jpg

English speaking only please...You commie, pinko bastard!

[~Katja~]

My girl Zhang Ziyi kicks the shit out of all of them



eh, she is easy on the eyes, but try having a conversation with her for longer than 5 minutes

[Gvac]

eh, she is easy on the eyes, but try having a conversation with her for longer than 5 minutes

Why?

[mikeyboy]

My girl Zhang Ziyi kicks the shit out of all of them

http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/Zhang%20Ziyi,%20Flying%20Daggers.jpg

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm219/manrockjmb/zhang-ziyi.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/nicolexiejm/RvfgPxWlQVI/AAAAAAAAAYE/pvw6RTO5c7U/s800/platinum-zhang-ziyi-hq5.jpg

You know, she's 30. Are you relaxing your standards?

[hammersavage]

Asians age so well

[BlackSpider]

Yeah Asians don't count.
She might be 14, she might be 53. You can't tell with them...

[mikeyboy]

Asians age so well

Have you seen a recent picture?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/yuhu_wideweb__430x309.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Have you seen a recent picture?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/yuhu_wideweb__430x309.jpg

I think you are being nice. There has to be much worse ones out there.

[underdog]

I think you are being nice. There has to be much worse ones out there.

When I google image search old asian, most of the results are porn. Why?

[RhinoinMN]

When I google image search old asian, most of the results are porn. Why?

Happens to me to. Wish I could help. Damn old lady asian porn!

[underdog]

Happens to me to. Wish I could help. Damn old lady asian porn!

It's crazy. Asian just means porn now, I guess.

[RhinoinMN]

It's crazy. Asian just means porn now, I guess.

Try to get one of those Asian electric toothbrushes. Oh the humanity. The things they make them poor men doo.

[RoseBlood]

I don't know who grabbed it but I wish it was me. She seemed to like it too. :wub:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/celebrity2/Scarlett_boob_feel.gif

I voted!

[RoseBlood]

Crouching Tiger lady is indeed breathtaking but this is about the drjoek 3!

[TheMojoPin]

this is about the drjoek 3!

Ugh.

I'm definitely not voting now.

[disneyspy]

scarllett,her name sounds like a female wound

[sailor]

gay guys would vote for scarlett because they'd think that's what heteros would go for. i went with natalie.

[RoseBlood]

Ugh.

I'm definitely not voting now.

yeah that's why.. :wink:

[TheMojoPin]

yeah that's why.. :wink:

Hey, I can't help having taste.

[Slumbag]

I'll go Portman.

She's gonna be pretty even when she's older, the other two don't have much hope.



Plus, she's the only one who can act out of the lot.

[topless_mike]

i think portman is the most talented and most beautiful of the 3.

fox reminds me way too much of lohan, and well, thats not good eats.

but scarlett's got those amazing boobs that seem to overflow everything. although, when gravity and time set it, she'll probably have to carry them around in a wheelbarrel.

my vote- nat port.

[drjoek]

I'll go Portman.

She's gonna be pretty even when she's older, the other two don't have much hope.



Plus, she's the only one who can act out of the lot.



I thought she could act when she did the Professional but she really hasn't impressed me in much since. She is a pretty young lady but lacks the sexiness of the other two

[drjoek]

i think portman is the most talented and most beautiful of the 3.

fox reminds me way too much of lohan, and well, thats not good eats.

but scarlett's got those amazing boobs that seem to overflow everything. although, when gravity and time set it, she'll probably have to carry them around in a wheelbarrel.

my vote- nat port.



I'm not sticking around for the golden years for any of them. Much like any chick covered in tats I'm imagining how those things will look when Fox is 50.
¤ Shudder ¤

[JerseyRich]

i think portman is the most talented and most beautiful of the 3.

fox reminds me way too much of lohan, and well, thats not good eats.

but scarlett's got those amazing boobs that seem to overflow everything. although, when gravity and time set it, she'll probably have to carry them around in a wheelbarrel.

my vote- nat port.

I agree.

And it's "wheelbarrow."

[topless_mike]

I agree.

And it's "wheelbarrow."

i thought it looked funny. i really had to poop, so i didnt bother to spell check.

[JerseyRich]

i thought it looked funny. i really had to poop, so i didnt bother to spell check.

Everything come out alright?

[RhinoinMN]

Everything come out alright?

Like a barrel.

[~Katja~]

I agree.

And it's "wheelbarrow."

I disagree... the most she will need is a little lift

[hammersavage]

So instead of appreciating how amazing Scarlett's breasts are now, you worry about how she will look in the future.


This place gets gayer by the minute. The ladies are right

[JerseyRich]

Remember my slogan...

RonFez.net: Chock Full O' Fags n' Dykes!

[RoseBlood]

Ugh.. small breasts sag too!

Most of it has to do with genetics and child-bearing.. i think?

Girls just make sure you keep your pecs in shape.

[JerseyRich]

Ugh.. small breasts sag too!

Most of it has to do with genetics and child-bearing.. i think?

Girls just make sure you keep your pecs in shape.

Hittin the gym after work today?

[RoseBlood]

Hittin the gym after work today?
Every other day, so no..

What's the use, I saw my grandmother without a bra.. my future looks grim. :down:

[QueefShovel]

Every other day, so no..

What's the use, I saw my grandmother without a bra.. my future looks grim. :down:

Useless without pictures. :nono:

[RoseBlood]

Useless without pictures. :nono:

78 yr old saggy boob FTW!

[QueefShovel]

78 yr old saggy boob FTW!

Beggars can't be choosers.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Megan fox is the hottest woman alive right now...but too many tattoos....
so maybe if megan does not stop with the tatts...scarlett will win..

[Aggie]

Every other day, so no..

What's the use, I saw my grandmother without a bra.. my future looks grim. :down:

Thank goodness we live in a time when lift jobs are readily available. Maybe we can get a discount if we get them together!

[Aggie]

back to scarlett. i think i need to be the new president of her fan club! i'm proud of you all, maybe you aren't a bunch of fags after all.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/SJohanssonL_468x491.jpg

[QueefShovel]

Thank goodness we live in a time when lift jobs are readily available. Maybe we can get a discount if we get them together!

I have a large bank account and no kids.

Maybe I can offer my services.

[underdog]

maybe you aren't a bunch of fags after all.

I wouldn't go that far.

[JerseyRich]

back to scarlett. i think i need to be the new president of her fan club! i'm proud of you all, maybe you aren't a bunch of fags after all.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/SJohanssonL_468x491.jpg

I think the true test is their feet.

So far I see Scarlett has nice piggies.

[Aggie]

I think the true test is their feet.

So far I see Scarlett has nice piggies.

Thanks SR71.

They are pretty nice. Some stars feet are jacked up from heels and such.

http://www.feetmagazine.com/file_rte/image/scarlettj1/scarlett_johansson_reds.jpg

[~Katja~]

Ugh.. small breasts sag too!

Most of it has to do with genetics and child-bearing.. i think?

Girls just make sure you keep your pecs in shape.

nah my breasts were great after having the kid... they are back to pre-pregnancy size but same shape...
the thing that does effect them is losing and gaining weight.


Thanks SR71.

:lol:

seriously, show me ugly ones!

[JerseyRich]

Thanks SR71.


That was my gimmick WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before his...

Natalie's are cute...it's close!

http://www.feetceleb.com/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-feet.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Hmmm...

This is going to be tougher than I thought.

http://www.babefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/megan_fox_feet.jpg

[~Katja~]

http://www.feetmagazine.com/file_rte/image/megan_fox/Megan_Fox_Hot_Feet.jpg

I guess they all have nice feet...
now show me ugly ones

[JerseyRich]

now show me ugly ones

You asked for it...

http://sandalfoots.com/ugly_feet/ugly_feet_7.jpg

[RoseBlood]

nah my breasts were great after having the kid... they are back to pre-pregnancy size but same shape...

That's where good genes come in. :wink:
Also, you've not had 8 kids.

the thing that does effect them is losing and gaining weight.


Those days are behind me, but the damage is done. :down:

If my breasts could stay the way they are now for the rest of my life, I'd be happy.


now show me ugly ones

I need a pedicure..
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/legs.jpg

[JerseyRich]

I need a pedicure..
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/legs.jpg

Sorry...those are still cute. You don't qualify.

[Furtherman]

Megan has been quite the chatty cathy lately...

Fox's Lesbian Tendencies
12 May 2009 9:20 AM, PDT

Transformers beauty Megan Fox is attracted to women as well as men - but would never consider dating another bisexual female because she wouldn't want a male's "dirty" leftovers.

The actress - who has an on/off relationship with former Beverly Hills, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green - admits she is drawn to sexy women but would only sleep with a lesbian.

She tells Esquire magazine, "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.

"But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

[Aggie]

Megan has been quite the chatty cathy lately...

Every time she talks she gets less attractive. :thumbdown:

[hammersavage]

Every time she talks she gets less attractive. :thumbdown:

She must definitely be female then

[topless_mike]

Everything come out alright?

smoothe as butter.


"But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

she obviously doesnt care that scarlett is much smarter. look at that fucking sentence. my 4year old could put together a better one.

[~Katja~]

here ya go
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/KatjaVillanueva/funny/toe.jpg

[hammersavage]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zhangziyi-full-443x678.jpg

Yea, that chicks wayyy hotter than Megan Fox or Scarlett

[mikeyboy]

Why is no one holding this against Megan Fox?

The actress - who has an on/off relationship with former Beverly Hills, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green

[hammersavage]

Why is no one holding this against Megan Fox?



From the amazing Megan Fox appreciation thread.

David Silver got her.

what???

Like had sex sex with her. And she really dug him.

http://image.mabulle.com/c/cu/curudin.mabulle.com/brianaustin1.jpg



It still doesn't take away from how good she looks, just might not be the sanest broad. But who the fuck is anyway

[RoseBlood]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zhangziyi-full-443x678.jpg

Yea, that chicks wayyy hotter than Megan Fox or Scarlett
That pic rivals JerseyRich's bobble head.

Why is no one holding this against Megan Fox?

From the amazing Megan Fox appreciation thread.
It still doesn't take away from how good she looks, just might not be the sanest broad. But who the fuck is anyway

I mentioned it, but this isn't about who's smart, it's about how's hot. Yeah Megan should keep her mouth shut.

[JerseyRich]

That pic rivals JerseyRich's bobble head.


Who's hotter?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=103
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=86

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zhangziyi-full-443x678.jpg

[hammersavage]

Gvac

[JerseyRich]

Who's older?

Gvac

Yes.

[RoseBlood]

Who's paler?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=103
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=86

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zhangziyi-full-443x678.jpg

YOU.

[JerseyRich]

YOU.

damn. I really need to work on the tan.

[hammersavage]

You must have a closet full of vests, plaid shirts, and your sexuality.

[JerseyRich]

You must have a closet full of vests, plaid shirts, and your sexuality.

You really do make me sound like Richard Karn.

[~Katja~]

Who's hotter?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=103
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=86

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zhangziyi-full-443x678.jpg

let's just say your "beard" is bigger for sure

[Ikmu Arsnobu]

she is so hot!

[jessicaduh]

She must definitely be female then

HEY! you are most definitely getting my vote, then, fella!

[hammersavage]

HEY! you are most definitely getting my vote, then, fella!

Not the ladies on here of course!

:thumbup:

[RhinoinMN]

You asked for it...

http://sandalfoots.com/ugly_feet/ugly_feet_7.jpg

That toe has been hammersavaged!

[Aggie]

I will not allow the thread to end this way! That foot picture should never have been allowed in this wonderful thread.

Double your pleasure:

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5908885,00.jpg

http://www.etoday.ru/uploads/2008/03/12/natalie_portman_scarlett_johansson_teatime01.jpg

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scarlett-nat-kiss.jpg

[hammersavage]

I'd go as far as to say those feet pics are derailing this thread and perhaps discipline should be in order.

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scarlett-nat-kiss.jpg

Hello horny thread

[JerseyRich]

I will not allow the thread to end this way! That foot picture should never have been allowed in this wonderful thread.

Double your pleasure:

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5908885,00.jpg

http://www.etoday.ru/uploads/2008/03/12/natalie_portman_scarlett_johansson_teatime01.jpg

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scarlett-nat-kiss.jpg

Thanks for not letting this thread get too hammersavaged.

Nice save.

[Aggie]

I'd go as far as to say those feet pics are derailing this thread and perhaps discipline should be in order.



Hello horny thread

Natalie is living my dream in that picture. Bitch.

[RoseBlood]

I will not allow the thread to end this way! That foot picture should never have been allowed in this wonderful thread.

That horrid picture caused me some severe embarrassment. :flush:

I demand some infractions! :furious:

[Aggie]

HAHAHAHA!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00437/SNF18BIZ5_437813a.jpg

More:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/19/xin_11203051911049212809516.jpg

http://thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scarlettjohanssonnatalieportmantodayshow.jpg

http://z.hubpages.com/u/245893_f520.jpg

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Scarlett_Johansson-1-The_Other_Boleyn_Girl.jpg

[drjoek]

http://www.scarlettjohansson.cc/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/orig_scarlett_johansson_brightens_o.jpg

[drjoek]

http://bpdad.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/scarlett_johansson.jpg

[QueefShovel]

That horrid picture caused me some severe embarrassment. :flush:

I demand some infractions! :furious:


I got yer infraction right here toots!

[Aggie]

Thank you Dr! Now I feel better, this thread is back on track. :wub:

[JerseyRich]

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/natalie-portman-side-boob-nipple-slip-hq.jpg

[drjoek]

Thank you Dr! Now I feel better, this thread is back on track. :wub:

I started this thread, I could not see such an important thread be destroyed.

[MC Pee Pants]

I have yet to look at the results but im going to say Scarllett.

[MC Pee Pants]

http://popblogging.com/scarlettjohansson-lips.jpg

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA SON!

[hammersavage]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/99meganiop.jpg

[JerseyRich]

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/1693.jpg

http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/10/29/Natalie-Portman-has-filmed.jpg