Scarlett Johansson Appreciation Thread

[Aggie]

She's hotter than all of these other chicks! Show some love!!!

http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg

http://cihq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scarlett_johansson.jpg

http://stylefrizz.com/img/scarlett-johansson-loreal-2008-ad.jpg

[ANC]

Well done Aggie! :thumbup:

[TheMojoPin]

Prime example of success due to hotness without a shred of discernable talent.

[RoseBlood]

Prime example of success due to hotness without a shred of discernable talent.

Why don't you go start the Dame Judi Dench appreciation thread and keep your hate outta here.

[Aggie]

Stop being a catty woman Mojo.

http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/scarlett-johansson-wallpapers-3.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/1ScarlettJohanG_468x694.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, I can appreciate the two things she's got going for her all day long, but I'm not going to pretend she isn't a laughably bad actress.

[A.J.]

Prime example of success due to hotness without a shred of discernable talent.

I have to agree. If not for that rack, she'd be nothing special.

[drjoek]

I have to agree. If not for that rack, she'd be nothing special.

I give her he boobs and her cherry red lips.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/beauties07/beauties/scarlett_johansson.jpg

[Aggie]

Then let's appreciate her rack and pin up girl look instead of talking about her acting. And she's got a sexy voice too.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/8849/733767-scarlett_johansson_wideweb__430x285_super.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v0ZET8NOL7Q/SJSv9861HmI/AAAAAAAAAho/7DY6Majm454/s400/Scarlett_Johansson_07050004.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Why don't you go start the Dame Judi Dench appreciation thread and keep your hate outta here.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/387962685_a11f33f1f9.jpg

[jessicaduh]

if she'll fuck benicio del toro in an elevator at the Oscars, she can't be all bad.

[TheGameHHH]

Then let's appreciate her rack and pin up girl look instead of talking about her acting. And she's got a sexy voice too.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/8849/733767-scarlett_johansson_wideweb__430x285_super.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v0ZET8NOL7Q/SJSv9861HmI/AAAAAAAAAho/7DY6Majm454/s400/Scarlett_Johansson_07050004.jpg

Amen! Between this, Megan Fox and Natilie Portman. It's gonna be BonerJam '09 at work for me today

[EliSnow]

http://xs116.xs.to/xs116/07263/tn_scarlett1_a_love_122_190.JPG

[Aggie]

Thanks for the side boob, Eli!

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5310862,00.jpg

http://kissfendi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/scarlette.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb73/beethoven1962/Scarlett%20Johansson/scarlett-johansson-03.jpg

[EliSnow]

Thanks for the side boob, Eli!

Wish I could provide the full frontal.

She's such a tease.

[JerseyRich]

Wish I could provide the full frontal.

She's such a tease.


She's been giving Woody Allen a woody for years.

[Aggie]

She's been giving Woody Allen a woody for years.

I might have to rent one to see the lesbian scene. Too bad it's with Mouse Face Penelope.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/scarlettpenelope_450x300.jpg

[burrben]

scarlett's the best :thumbup:

[RoseBlood]

http://www.dailydoseoffantasy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1201_scarlett-johansson-trailer-002.jpg

[JerseyRich]

I might have to rent one to see the lesbian scene. Too bad it's with Mouse Face Penelope.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/scarlettpenelope_450x300.jpg

It's very short...you are basically seeing the zenith..but the thought will last for hours...and hours...and hours...

[Aggie]

It's very short...you are basically seeing the zenith..but the thought will last for hours...and hours...and hours...

I heard you're supposed to contact a doctor if that happens.

[badorties]

i appreciate her

[JerseyRich]

I heard your supposed to contact a doctor if that happens.


This movie should come with the same warnings as Cialis.

[Aggie]

She looks great as a brunette, too!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C-n-wgCWWxs/R7r2e5mg8WI/AAAAAAAAAOs/yVHWgS6Kb6Q/s400/101.jpg

http://www.screensavers123.com/celebrities/screenshots/scarlettjohanssonscreenshot.jpg

[JerseyRich]

She looks great as a brunette, too!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C-n-wgCWWxs/R7r2e5mg8WI/AAAAAAAAAOs/yVHWgS6Kb6Q/s400/101.jpg

http://www.screensavers123.com/celebrities/screenshots/scarlettjohanssonscreenshot.jpg


I actually prefer her this way.

[CountryBob]

Smokin

[EliSnow]

I heard you're supposed to contact a doctor if that happens.

http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID2097/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Tantric-Sex-0028641752.jpg

[DolaMight]

thanks Mcgaggie, you're right she can't be touched. I don't understand why anyone would even bother putting it to a poll, against any woman. Waste of time.

I just can't understand why she chooses to be in the cheapest shit movies lately. I know she's not a great actress but have some pride. might as well do porn at this point.

[Aggie]

thanks Mcgaggie, you're right she can't be touched. I don't understand why anyone would even bother putting it to a poll, against any woman. Waste of time.

I just can't understand why she chooses to be in the cheapest shit movies lately. I know she's not a great actress but have some pride. might as well do porn at this point.

Or just marry a billionaire and pose for sexy pictures. She doesn't have to work.

http://rss.xinhuanet.com/newsc/english/2008-05/06/xin_1720505061444859212634.jpg

[AKA]

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/scarlett.jpg

Wish I could provide the full frontal.

She's such a tease.

http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20071211/0013729c050d08c845c64f.jpg

[jessicaduh]

i always thought she looked oddly misshapen in that VF cover photo. it might be the ass.

[Stankfoot]

Prime example of success due to hotness without a shred of discernable talent.

GAYEST POST EVER -
How can you even care if she can act?
How can that even cross your mind?

[jetdog]

GAYEST POST EVER -
How can you even care if she can act?
How can that even cross your mind?

hot chicks are ubiquitous throughout the internet (this thread is a prime example)...masterpieces of film are not, if you want to blow a load you don't sit through "The Man Who Wasn't There" or " Lost in Translation," waiting for Scarlett to show some leg.

[fezident]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/1ScarlettJohanG_468x694.jpg

The adult in me can't stop staring at her boobs.

But the little kid in me can't stop noticing that concealed zit on her forehead.

[BlackSpider]

The adult in me can't stop staring at her boobs.

But the little kid in me can't stop noticing that concealed zit on her forehead.

I fuckin' love it...


- just gave you a LOTD (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2247104#post2247104) nom...

[Stankfoot]

hot chicks are ubiquitous throughout the internet (this thread is a prime example)...masterpieces of film are not, if you want to blow a load you don't sit through "The Man Who Wasn't There" or " Lost in Translation," waiting for Scarlett to show some leg.


OPENING SCENE:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/lostint.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

hot chicks are ubiquitous throughout the internet (this thread is a prime example)...masterpieces of film are not, if you want to blow a load you don't sit through "The Man Who Wasn't There" or " Lost in Translation," waiting for Scarlett to show some leg.

Exactly. I don't feel the need to be beholden to "hot celebrities" when porn exists. She sucks at her job.

[jetdog]

OPENING SCENE:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/lostint.jpg

Put it back in your pants man...

[cougarjake13]

she is my favorite chick of all time









http://comicimpact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scarlett_johansson3.jpg




http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x302/djhassoo/Scarlett%20Johansson%20-%20Sexy%20Louis%20Vuitton%20Ads/1158_scarlett-johansson-louis-vuitt.jpg

[epo]

OPENING SCENE:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/lostint.jpg

I can't believe it took that long to prove her acting talent. This site must be gay.

[Snoogans]

i liked her better as sleep with tons of guys whore Scarlett than I do Married to Ryan Reynolds Scarlett

[RoseBlood]

http://comicimpact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scarlett_johansson3.jpg


Ohh she's wearing a shrug.. I might have to reconsider my pending vote. :wub:

[KEITHJAY]

She looks like a lot of my cousins and it drives me nuts,their in Denmark and I never see them so is it wrong to lust?:devil2: half of my family is named Jo Hansen

[drjoek]

she is my favorite chick of all time









http://comicimpact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scarlett_johansson3.jpg



:wub:

[cougarjake13]

She looks like a lot of my cousins and it drives me nuts,their in Denmark and I never see them so is it wrong to lust?:devil2: half of my family is named Jo Hansen



shit we may be related i have a lot of family and many cousins in denmark

[Snoogans]

She looks like a lot of my cousins and it drives me nuts,their in Denmark and I never see them so is it wrong to lust?:devil2: half of my family is named Jo Hansen

can you introduce me to some of these cousins?

[Gvac]

I was in Denmark, Sweden, and Norway for 3 weeks about 10 years ago and I can honestly say that Denmark has the most beautiful women I've ever seen in one place.

You literally get whiplash just walking down the street because every woman that passes you looks like Scarlett or Charlize Theron and your head is on a swivel. They're all blond, with phenomenal bodies and absolutely gorgeous faces.

It's almost surreal, like The Stepford Wives.