Natalie Portman Appreciation Thread

[JerseyRich]

She's smart. She's talented. She's gorgeous. She's been in a few Sci-Fi movies.
Discuss.
http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/natalie.jpg

http://www.musiczone.it/foto/donne/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-nuda_0.jpeg

http://www.natalie-portman.us/wallpaper/natalie_portman_wallpaper_06.jpg

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Natalie_Portman%20-%208%20-%20V_For_Vendetta.jpg

http://www.shoeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/natalie-portman-shoes-te-casan.jpg

[ANC]

WTF no pics from "The Professional"? :thumbdown:

[drjoek]

She's no Megan Fox

[RoseBlood]

She's smart. She's talented. She's gorgeous. She's been in a few Sci-Fi movies.

I wholeheartedly agree!

And LOOK! She wears HEELS!!!

http://www.shoeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/natalie-portman-shoes-te-casan.jpg

[JerseyRich]

I wholeheartedly agree!

And LOOK! She wears HEELS!!!

http://www.shoeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/natalie-portman-shoes-te-casan.jpg

eeeek!

[instrument]

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[Aggie]

WTF no pics from "The Professional"? :thumbdown:

Sicko.

http://chateaupetrogasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/natalie-portman-the-professional.jpeg

[ANC]

Sicko.

http://chateaupetrogasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/natalie-portman-the-professional.jpeg

"It was a little Joke!"

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/21/fondue_arthur2_wideweb__430x315.jpg

[JerseyRich]

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[jessicaduh]

Edit: so.

[TheMojoPin]

Lovely woman, but what a horrible actress. She peaked with The Professional and just has been doing the same blankeyed, monotone schtick ever since.

[JerseyRich]

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Hi Miss "I don't read the thread" Lady

[jessicaduh]

HAHA, sorry. i read it, left it, and then came back later..having forgotten everything.

[Kublakhan61]

I was never that attracted to her - UNTIL that pic of her in the red heels. She is beautiful.
Wooden as hell on screen though.

[BeerBandit]

She does a terrible English accent as evidenced in V for Vendetta. Yet the still cast her as Anne Boleyn in The Other Boleyn Girl.

And she didn't even get naked.

[Aggie]

I was never that attracted to her - UNTIL that pic of her in the red heels. She is beautiful.
Wooden as hell on screen though.

She's too skinny for my taste and not much of a personality.

[jessicaduh]

i honestly thought she was worse than Hayden Christensen in both Clone Wars & Revenge of the Sith.

[RoseBlood]

She's too skinny for my taste and not much of a personality.

I dont think she's too skinny, I don't know much about her personality but she seems very nice, she laughs and is well spoken.

[JerseyRich]

She's too skinny for my taste and not much of a personality.

i honestly thought she was worse than Hayden Christensen in both Clone Wars & Revenge of the Sith.


Damn yo. Bitches be catty. :thumbdown:

[jessicaduh]

hey! how is it catty to make an acting observation? you're catty!

[A.J.]

Beautiful face -- body of a junior high school girl.

[TheMojoPin]

She looked better with the short hair.

[JerseyRich]

She looked better with the short hair.


Ok...here's the pic to start your own thread.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/387962685_a11f33f1f9.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Rich hates the idea of less hair because it makes him face up to his own dying hair reality.

You're like a hipster bootblack version of the Edge.

[CountryBob]

Smokin

[Crispy123]

http://chateaupetrogasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/natalie-portman-the-professional.jpeg


Hot. She is almost over the hill now.

[hammersavage]

Beautiful face -- body of a junior high school girl.

What's the problem?








(just making a late creep run)

[Gvac]

I suppose that if you're a latent homosexual with a penchant for underage boys but wish to live your life as a hetero Natalie would make an excellent choice.

Most real men, however, scoff at this sexless waif.

[FezsAssistant]

What's the evidence that she's smart? I'm not saying she's not, I just never heard about the 'smart' thing before. Afterall, she was in those horrible horrible Star Wars movies. I suppose the hotness in The Professional outweighs that, though.

Not trying to pick a fight (for a change), just wondering about the smart thing.

[underdog]

What's the evidence that she's smart? I'm not saying she's not, I just never heard about the 'smart' thing before. Afterall, she was in those horrible horrible Star Wars movies. I suppose the hotness in The Professional outweighs that, though.

Pretty sure she went to Harvard.

[Furtherman]

What's the evidence that she's smart? I'm not saying she's not, I just never heard about the 'smart' thing before..

She's actually VERY smart. Harvard honor student.

[FezsAssistant]

She's actually VERY smart. Harvard honor student.

Nice.

[cougarjake13]

do i love her ?? yes




if not for scarlett existing then natalie would be my number one

[Death Metal Moe]

I liked her until I found out her religious affiliation...:devil2:


Just kidding, she's pretty hot.

[KingGeno]

http://www.hollyscoop.com/sean-penn/natalie-portman-and-sean-penn-still-together_20184.aspx

Natalie Portman and Sean Penn Still Together


http://media.hollyscoop.com/admin-RS-post-main.aspx?filename=18700608---sean_natalie.jpg&width=270
Image by wenn.com (http://photo.wenn.com/)



News of Sean Penn (http://www.hollyscoop.com/sean-penn/497.aspx) and Robin Wright Penn’s divorce being finalized just broke last week. And now we’re hearing that Penn is still secretly dating Natalie Portman (http://www.hollyscoop.com/natalie-portman/100.aspx)!

Star Magazine reports that the two have been together ever since March 17th, when they were spotted making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar.

A source tells the magazine, "She stimulates him in ways no other person has, mentally or professionally. There's a lot more there with Natalie than any of the other girls Sean's been with."

An insider says that Sean’s affair with Natalie was the last straw in the marriage. The source tells Star, "She was furious he was messing around with such a young star.”

So scandalous! We wouldn’t expect that from Natalie, who has always stayed out of the tabloids throughout her career. But we all have skeletons in our closet! What do you think of Sean and Natalie as a couple??


Didn't see this possible in time and space continuum.

[JerseyRich]

It's an acting "Perfect Storm!"

I dunno. The guy's kinda old.

Gvac, comment?

[OGC]

Like most actresses today she has her moments where she looks incredible and others not so much.

I'm a sucker for dark eyes and dark hair so she is near the top of my list.

The pervert in me has to ask, are there any <wink wink> good pictures of her out there ?

[pennington]

Didn't see this possible in time and space continuum.

She was 1 year old when "Fast Times" came out (he was 22). Maybe she fell in love with him then...

[Furtherman]

Didn't see this possible in time and space continuum.

I really hope this is just "gossip" and not true.

[MagillaGorillaz]

Didn't see this possible in time and space continuum.

After Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise anything is possible.

[TonyStark]

haha, Sean Penn?! I totally did not see that coming.

Wow, she's pretty great but that's a definite downgrade.

[Furtherman]

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[Furtherman]

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And RASHIDA is a babe too!!!

[Gerald]

Doesn't get any more beautiful than that.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.hollyscoop.com/sean-penn/natalie-portman-and-sean-penn-still-together_20184.aspx




Didn't see this possible in time and space continuum.

Why not? They are both hardcore liberals, they are both in Hollywood's A-List elite, etc. etc.

[badorties]

something to appreciate:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/05/0514%20Natalie%20Portman%20Panties/gallery_main/gallery_main-0514_natalie_portman_panties_01.jpg

[Aggie]

something to appreciate:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/05/0514%20Natalie%20Portman%20Panties/gallery_main/gallery_main-0514_natalie_portman_panties_01.jpg

Why is she being taunted by a 12 year old? That picture is more disturbing than hot. He looks like a future wife beater.

[STC-Dub]

She's cute but way too skinny.

[RoseBlood]

She's cute but way too skinny.

I disagree.

[TheMojoPin]

something to appreciate:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/05/0514%20Natalie%20Portman%20Panties/gallery_main/gallery_main-0514_natalie_portman_panties_01.jpg

That is creepy on so many levels.

[JerseyRich]

She's cute but way too skinny.

Petit...I wouldn't say skinny.

[Dave's Cackle]

something to appreciate:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/05/0514%20Natalie%20Portman%20Panties/gallery_main/gallery_main-0514_natalie_portman_panties_01.jpg

1991 Dave?