Megan Fox Appreciation Thread

[RoseBlood]

This thread is strictly to show your appreciation for Miss. Fox.

Megan bashers will not be tolerated. So if you come to critisize and hate on her tats, her restylene lips or the fact she dated Brian Austin Green, please leave, you are not welcome anywhere near this thread.

I like the unconventional nature of her tattoo's, plus how can I hate a Marilyn lover? She has style and grace and I want to raid her wardrobe closet!!!

http://metalinc.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/megan-fox-pic.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/12/04/previews/Megan%20Fox-CSH-034431.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Megan%20Fox-1.JPG
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Megan%20Fox-2.JPG
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Megan-Fox3.jpg
http://64.90.166.18/images/slideshows/megan-fox0.jpg
http://fotograf.turkcebilgi.com/d/31015-3/Megan+Fox+-+258.jpg
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/megan-fox-segal-788-7.jpg
http://www.totallyboss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/megan-fox.jpg
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2008-04/38181564.jpg
http://www.meganfoxdaily.com/gallery/albums/Events/2008/11%2018%20GQ%20Men%20of%20the%20Year%20Awards/GQMenoftheYear_MQ_036.jpg
http://fotograf.turkcebilgi.com/d/31128-3/Megan+Fox+Nw1.jpg
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/ves_awards_100208/megan_fox_5088237.jpg

[hammersavage]

She really is painfully attractive.

[Marc with a c]

more like megan foxxy. am i rite ladies?

[hammersavage]

It's like she's saying, hey big boy? Hey...

http://www.maxitmag.com/images/stories/eric/CelebrityWatch/megan_fox_gq_02.jpg

http://www.styletraxx.com/megan-fox-gq-moty-08.jpg

http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/megan-fox-hollywood-star.jpg

[Slumbag]

She is stunningly gorgeous.

She has terrible tattoos, but I can get past that seeing that she is gorgeous.
She did a video for Esquire recently. It was basically her writhing in a bed, and eating a hamburger drinking beer.
It's what dreams are made of.

[PapaBear]

more like megan foxxy. am i rite ladies?
I see what you did there. You changed her last name into an adjective in order to give credence to her desirability.

[Marc with a c]

I see what you did there. You changed her last name into an adjective in order to give credence to her desirability.

that's exactly what i did papa bore.

[hammersavage]

She did a video for Esquire recently. It was basically her writhing in a bed, and eating a hamburger drinking beer.

Might be the best word in the english language.



David Silver got her.

[Marc with a c]

David Silver got her.

what???

[PapaBear]

that's exactly what i did papa bore.
If I was Megan Fox, I'd totally do you.

[hammersavage]

what???

Like had sex sex with her. And she really dug him.

http://image.mabulle.com/c/cu/curudin.mabulle.com/brianaustin1.jpg















That guy.

[Slumbag]

Link to said amazing video
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video

[hammersavage]

WRITHING

[TheGameHHH]

I want to appreciate Miss Fox a million times over

[boosterp]

What's the tat on her right arm? I know it is a lady or girl, but who?

[PapaBear]

What's the tat on her right arm? I know it is a lady or girl, but who?
Marilyn Monroe

[Gvac]

Fuck this overrated skank.

She's going to look like 10 miles of bad road in a few years.

And anyone that mutilates themself with tattoos like that has some serious self-loathing issues.

Bleccch.

[fezident]

http://www.freefamilyguy.tv/images/family-guy-meg.jpg

[instrument]

http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-esquire2-07.jpg

[Slumbag]

She's going to look like 10 miles of bad road in a few years.



So?
I'm gonna be dead in a few years. I'm just gonna spend time focusing on the awesomeness now, though.

[underdog]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3020/2449870833_7a19b297c7.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2450696718_117ff2a838.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2450696414_e855ba3fb7.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/2450696176_f2ca287da5_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/2450696834_f910fe6051_o.jpg

[drjoek]

Link to said amazing video
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video

I can not stand up at my desk right now.
:help:

[A.J.]

http://www.freefamilyguy.tv/images/family-guy-meg.jpg

I appreciate this Megan more.

[TheMojoPin]

NSFW Megan Fox nude video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asi_HlFL0vY)

[TheMojoPin]

I can not stand up at my desk right now.
:help:

I like how you say "desk" instead of "naked human furniture made out of gassed patients." It's cute. Creepy, but cute.

[RoseBlood]

http://www.meganfox.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/megan_fox_pig.jpg

[Aggie]

NOW I see why you love her Rose!!

She seems to think she's hot, too.

http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/34/68/megan-fox-hootest-2-9-07.jpg

[A.J.]

NOW I see why you love her Rose!!

She seems to think she's hot, too.

http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/34/68/megan-fox-hootest-2-9-07.jpg

Just like A-Rod thinks he's hot.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/03/A-Rod%20Details.jpg

[RoseBlood]

NOW I see why you love her Rose!!

She seems to think she's hot, too.

http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/34/68/megan-fox-hootest-2-9-07.jpg

:huh: if it has anything to do with the picture you posted, it doesnt show up for me.

[Aggie]

:huh: if it has anything to do with the picture you posted, it doesnt show up for me.

I just meant cuz she was holding the cute piggy. In the pic I posted she's almost kissing her own reflection.

[jessicaduh]

her ass is kind of disappointing. i appreciate a good ass.

[Aggie]

her ass is kind of disappointing. i appreciate a good ass.

She's still hot but I like more curves too.

[Aggie]

Ooooh, she looks sexy in the glasses:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/14474777-14474779-large.jpg

http://www.digit-8.com/wp-content/images/megan-fox-picture.jpg

[hammersavage]

her ass is kind of disappointing. i appreciate a good ass.

True. Her one thing that isn't perfect. But it's still alright

Ooooh, she looks sexy in the glasses

Every chick does in those kinda glasses

[hammersavage]

More Fox

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/meganesq004.jpg

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/meganesq001.jpg

[RoseBlood]

her ass is kind of disappointing. i appreciate a good ass.

I appreciate a good ass as well, unfortunately mine is just as disappointing.

NOW I see why you love her Rose!!

I just meant cuz she was holding the cute piggy.

:wub:

[JPMNICK]

her ass is kind of disappointing. i appreciate a good ass.

I kind of agree. I heard it can be helped with high heels though.

[topless_mike]

i can honestly say, she does nothing for me.

dont know why.

[Hottub]

i can honestly say, she does nothing for me.

dont know why.

Homo?

[topless_mike]

Homo?

no.
just dont like skanky lookin women.

i'll take a sharply dressed julianne moore or diane lane or kate walsh over fox any day.

[Dirtbag]

no.
just dont like skanky lookin women.

i'll take a sharply dressed julianne moore or diane lane or kate walsh over fox any day.
Jeez, how old are you? Fox does nothing for me either (its mostly the tats and she's too skinny) but them's some old broads.

[fezident]

I must make sex on her.

[cougarjake13]

in some of those pics she looks like a younger jennifer connelly



i love tats on a woman so those dont bother me at all


she a lil skinnier than i like but its not lohanesque yet

[fezident]

i can honestly say, she does nothing for me.

dont know why.

You need to work through this, Budday. Have you thought about calling your sister?

[Fallon]

Megan Fox: I am bisexual (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2427078.ece)

:ohmy:

[hammersavage]

I bet she'd do Helen Mirren

[Slumbag]

Megan Fox: I am bisexual (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2427078.ece)

:ohmy:
Riiiight.


That's the equivalent of a girl kissing a girl in a bar.
It's phony nonsense for attention. Every famous chick has some story like that every coupla months.

[PapaBear]

“I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
That's just ridiculous. So does this mean SHE doesn't sleep with men? If not, then she's just a lesbian. Her hotness level just decreased.

[Fallon]

That's just ridiculous. So does this mean SHE doesn't sleep with men? If not, then she's just a lesbian. Her hotness level just decreased.

Depends, would you call Brian Austin Green a man?

[PapaBear]

Depends, would you call Brian Austin Green a man?
I have no idea who he is.

[hammersavage]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2max2-445x600.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Speaking as the thread starter, I request no more Megan quotes.. just pics.

Thank you~

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/megan-fox-7-16-08.jpg

http://wallpaper1.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/megan_fox_4.jpg

[hammersavage]

Wow, the Star Wars shirt is a desperate ploy to tease the nerds. And it worked!

[stinkbud]

NSFW - The best Megan Fox picture ever!!! (http://a8.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=F0XV3XPTRC_fox.jpg)

[TheMojoPin]

Why is her face always so shiny?

[Slumbag]

NSFW - The best Megan Fox picture ever!!! (http://a8.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=F0XV3XPTRC_fox.jpg)

I'm thinking fake. How would there be a picture of Megan Fox on the internet with her vagina hanging out, and I'd never heard about it?

[drusilla]

she is pretty ridiculous looking

NSFW! (http://www.britneyhomesextape.com/megan-fox-topless-002.jpg) or is it?

[underdog]

she is pretty ridiculous looking

NSFW! (http://www.britneyhomesextape.com/megan-fox-topless-002.jpg) or is it?

Stupid Juno writer and her love for pasties.

[hammersavage]

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0906/megan-fox-gq-preview-03.jpg

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0906/megan-fox-gq-preview-02.jpg

[hammersavage]

I want

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/988483395-403x600.jpg

[King Imp]

I still think she's probably the hottest woman walking the face of the Earth right now, but I definitely prefer her when she has more meat on her bones. Kinda like how she looks in the Transformer movies.

She looks too skinny in that photo.

[KingGeno]

I want

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/988483395-403x600.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/twk826/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg

[Gerald]

Overrated!

Those ugly tattoos and that surgically enhanced plastic-complexion face lowers her down from the 11 out of 10 that everybody seems to think she is to about an 8.5 out of 10 for me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: all Megan Fox does is make me nostalgic for a young Jennifer Connelly. Shoot, I'd probably even take Jennifer Connelly as currently constituted over MF. I strongly doubt MF is going to age as gracefully as JC, or for that matter, evolve into as talented an actor.

[Donnie Iris]

Overrated!

Those ugly tattoos and that surgically enhanced plastic-complexion face lowers her down from the 11 out of 10 that everybody seems to think she is to about an 8.5 out of 10 for me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: all Megan Fox does is make me nostalgic for a young Jennifer Connelly. Shoot, I'd probably even take Jennifer Connelly as currently constituted over MF. I strongly doubt MF is going to age as gracefully as JC, or for that matter, evolve into as talented an actor.

I completely agree with everything you've said here.

[Furtherman]

Entertainment Weekly has a great interview with her this week. (http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20246950_20263258_20284375,00.html) She's very cool and down to earth with her responses.

[hammersavage]

Entertainment Weekly has a great interview with her this week. (http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20246950_20263258_20284375,00.html) She's very cool and down to earth with her responses.

She did seem down to Earth. But I thought she came off pretty stupid and crazy. Which made her much hotter in my eyes.

[RoseBlood]

Overrated!

Those ugly tattoos and that surgically enhanced plastic-complexion face lowers her down from the 11 out of 10 that everybody seems to think she is to about an 8.5 out of 10 for me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: all Megan Fox does is make me nostalgic for a young Jennifer Connelly. Shoot, I'd probably even take Jennifer Connelly as currently constituted over MF. I strongly doubt MF is going to age as gracefully as JC, or for that matter, evolve into as talented an actor.

While this is all true, this thread is not here to admire her marvelous acting abilities or her natural beauty, which I think she had before she went plastic. She just oozes sex appeal.

[TheMojoPin]

She's oozing, alright.

[RoseBlood]

She's oozing, alright.
Hush you mouth!

She does come across quite down to earth in that interview. I love that she's not delusional about her acting thus far and isn't taking herself too seriously. She's not trying to make her work out to be something more than what has been. Nothing worse than hearing models complain about having to look hot in cold weather, modeling is not that difficult.. being a successful one is.

[TheMojoPin]

I love that she's not delusional about her acting thus far

That would require to have done some acting to be delusional about.

[Dr.Girlfriend]

I think she's attractive but once the plastic surgery starts, I'm out. This is a nose job picture but her skin looks different too. I love her eyes though, beautiful.

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/megan-fox-nose-job.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I stand by my oozing comment. She seems to be generating more grease than Pizza the Hutt.

[spoon]

I stand by my oozing comment. She seems to be generating more grease than Pizza the Hutt.

Great, now I want to eat her.

[Denise Dean]

She looks like a whore.

[Furtherman]

That would require to have done some acting to be delusional about.

She mentions that in the interview.

Do you think you're a good actress?
I think I could be. If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven't done anything yet.

[TheMojoPin]

At least she realizes she's accomplished nothing.

[Death Metal Moe]

Eh, I don't know what it is but she doesn't do "it" for me. Pretty girl, nice body, but I don't find myself going crazy over her.

Plus the tattoos she got are kinda annoying. There's a way to do it right and a way to do it wrong. Don't really like all the reading on her body.

[Chigworthy]

I like the cut of her jib. And by jib, I mean tits.

[PerryWinkle]

I appreciate a good ass as well, unfortunately mine is just as disappointing.




We'll decide that:innocent:

[Dirtbag]

Eh, I don't know what it is but she doesn't do "it" for me. Pretty girl, nice body, but I don't find myself going crazy over her.

Plus the tattoos she got are kinda annoying. There's a way to do it right and a way to do it wrong. Don't really like all the reading on her body.

No there isn't.

[RoseBlood]

That would require to have done some acting to be delusional about.
OMG!!! You are annoying sometimes Mojo! Does every chick have to be all smartsy fartsy and give you a brain fucking?!?!?!
At least she realizes she's accomplished nothing.
Not everyone can become a message board mod! :tongue:

Why is her face always so shiny?
She's oozing, alright.
I stand by my oozing comment. She seems to be generating more grease than Pizza the Hutt.
I wish I could ban you from this thread. :banning:

We'll decide that:innocent:
Pervert.

I think she's attractive but once the plastic surgery starts, I'm out. This is a nose job picture but her skin looks different too. I love her eyes though, beautiful.

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/megan-fox-nose-job.jpg
I think it's probably just some airbrushing at work?

[brettmojo]

She fucked Brian Austin Green.




































































Brian Austin Green...

[hammersavage]

I'd say her lips look really similar in those pics. Maybe its just the lip gloss. The complexion has gotten better.

[PerryWinkle]

Pervert.




Stop it you CT:wub:

[topless_mike]

She fucked Brian Austin Green.


well, look at it this way.

when you talk about him, you can say.

"well, he is a has-been... but he banged megan fox"

if you are going to be known for something OTHER than a horrible 90's tv show, i cant think of anything else.

[topless_mike]

i see Megan Fox as another Kristanna Loken

1 major role, and the rest is small chump change work.


oh, in case you didnt know her

http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/kristannaloken/kristannaloken_40562.jpg


she was the female Terminator

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kristanna-loken.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

she is in my top 5 ,but not even the top chick that David Silver banged , Vanessa Marcil is my tops

[JPMNICK]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0616_megan_fox_57174ex_fox_b-gr_03.jpg

[topless_mike]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0616_megan_fox_57174ex_fox_b-gr_03.jpg

nice.

[TooLowBrow]

nsfw (http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2009/06/morning-headlines-17/exclusive-megan-fox-gets-naked-on-jennifers-body-in-bc-usa-an-18/&postid=299631)

[Judge Smails]

I could never be with her. Just look at that fucking thumb!

http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3926/dfc1c439253990.gifhttp://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/3926/e5107739253988.gif

http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3926/2146a339253983.gifhttp://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3926/d3571539253985.gif

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3926/f0466c39253987.gifhttp://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3926/e54b7139253992.gif

[brettmojo]

She really isn't all that remarkable. She's any "thee hot chick" from one's high school.

[Death Metal Moe]

I could never be with her. Just look at that fucking thumb!

http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3926/dfc1c439253990.gifhttp://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/3926/e5107739253988.gif

http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3926/2146a339253983.gifhttp://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3926/d3571539253985.gif

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3926/f0466c39253987.gifhttp://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3926/e54b7139253992.gif

OK, I usually hate to nitpick women but she has a mason's thumb there. That's very weird looking. I'd make her leave her hands between her tits all day to even it out.

[IMSlacker]

She really isn't all that remarkable. She's any "thee hot chick" from one's high school.

I dunno. The hot chick from my high school didn't have freakish monster thumbs.

[instrument]

this guy must've saw this thread.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3633752862_d2a463fdca_o.jpg

[hammersavage]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0616_megan_fox_57174ex_fox_b-gr_03.jpg

man, that is great

[Gvac]

I'd bet good money Ms. Fox is the kind of chick you wouldn't even recognize if you saw her without makeup.

Fake, fake, fake.

[TheMojoPin]

this guy must've saw this thread.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3633752862_d2a463fdca_o.jpg

Sheepy is cheating on Martha?!?

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd bet good money Ms. Fox is the kind of chick you wouldn't even recognize if you saw her without makeup.

Fake, fake, fake.

That's a vague statement. It encompasses most women the media shoves in our faces and tells us are hot.

[styckx]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1spl99830_019-382x600.jpg

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/spl99830_020-387x600.jpg

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/spl99830_016-411x600.jpg

[cougarjake13]

i wanna batch all over her and then rub my jizz in her skin like a lotion

[cougarjake13]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0616_megan_fox_57174ex_fox_b-gr_03.jpg

god thats so hot

just sweat pants and a t shirt



camel toe is nice as well

[Gvac]

god thats so hot

just sweat pants and a t shirt



camel toe is nice as well

Have you seen her mutated thumbs? :ohmy: :thumbdown:

[hammersavage]

Have you seen her mutated thumbs? :ohmy: :thumbdown:

her knuckle makes up for them.

[Gvac]

She may be the ultimate butter face.

And butter thumbs.

[cougarjake13]

Have you seen her mutated thumbs? :ohmy: :thumbdown:

compared to me thats nothing

[Doctor Z]

I came here for her topless pics. Where the hell are they so I can get to batching/weeping simultaneously?

[Judge Smails]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/06/toethumb.gif

[TooLowBrow]

I came here for her topless pics. Where the hell are they so I can get to batching/weeping simultaneously?

nsfw (http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2009/06/morning-headlines-17/exclusive-megan-fox-gets-naked-on-jennifers-body-in-bc-usa-an-18/&postid=299631)

:bye:

[PD]

:bye:

um
CRAPPY UPDATE - pics removed by request, for now.

[TooLowBrow]

boo

[boosterp]

I do not like fake. I do like chicks with tats as long as it is not a tram stamp or a rather obvious tacky neck tat. Neck tats, like on the back of the neck or unser the hair are an exception.

Ms. Fox just does not do it for me. Now, if she came up to me and tried to seduce me, plus held a conversation, I would be here bragging with pics.

[TooLowBrow]

if she came up to me and tried to seduce me, plus held a conversation, I would be here bragging with pics.

if she came up to me id flip her over and fuck her proper, and never tell anyone

because im classy

[boosterp]

if she came up to me id flip her over and fuck her proper, and never tell anyone

because im classy

Well, I guess you're better than I am. :tongue:

[hammersavage]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2008/10/meganfoxmain6.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2008/10/meganfoxmain4.jpg

[hammersavage]

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Apparently, Amanda Seyfriend is in this as well. I hope this theater doesn't mind my overcoat

[brettmojo]

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/01/the-megan-fox-sex-soundboard/

[Gerald]

Ms. Fox just does not do it for me.

Me neither. Too manufactured, too untalented, too vapid. I'd feel privileged to bang her of course but if given my druthers to do this with famous women of my choosing there would be dozens of others I would race to first. She's not in my Top 20.

I honestly don't think she's going to have a lengthy shelf life as a subject of adoration because it's usually not a pretty sight when chicks with extensive cosmetic surgery start to age. I thought she looked noticeably worse in Transformer 2 compared to part 1 so the deterioration might've already begun.

[brettmojo]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/06/toethumb.gif


I'd love to see her toes though.

[Doctor Z]

I wouldn't care if she had Don Knotts' penis for a thumb, I'd still hit it.

[hammersavage]

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/meganfox-nytimespanties.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Nice bloomers, spaz.

[GregoryJoseph]

Nice bloomers, spaz.

She needs to wear them that high to hide her hideous tattoos.

[topless_mike]

I still find her to be a skank. Nothing changes.

[IamFogHat]

If I never heard that fuckin name again...

[vjr97]

her pussy must be so pretty and smell so good

[vjr97]

roseblood: your very f'n hot yourself

[jauble]

Why ladies love the internet

[midwestjeff]

roseblood: your very f'n hot yourself

Mods?

Preserve it for future generations?

[jauble]

Mods?

Preserve it for future generations?

Two Jeffs think alike.

[TooLowBrow]

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim

[IamFogHat]

Mods?

Ban him so we don't get annoyed anymore?

Fixed.

[underdog]

I still find her to be a skank. Nothing changes.

You and Gvac should really just blow each other.

[midwestjeff]

Wait wait wait.

Even better.

roseblood: your very f'n hot yourself
her pussy must be so pretty and smell so good

[IamFogHat]

Me and Gvac should really just blow each other.

Fixed.
Speaking of modquotes...

[mikeyboy]

http://www.scselfservice.org/images/rohc2.jpg

[midwestjeff]

That's what I love about FogHat.

He's a fixer.

Oh, and hey Mikeyboy, instead of posting cute pictures how about you modquo...
Oops. Nevermind. Old habits, ya know.

[Kevin]

She may be the ultimate butter face.

And butter thumbs.

Of course...

Why would you like anyone remotly hot?

[topless_mike]

You and Gvac should really just blow each other.

You've already used that joke today.
Try again.

[underdog]

You've already used that joke today.
Try again.

That was the joke.

[topless_mike]

You and topless mike should just blow each other and get it over with.

sorry... it was from 11/11.
close enough.
(from the calvin klein billboard thread)

[Fallon]

Hey now!

http://i48.tinypic.com/2efutcx.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/14jvzbs.jpg

[Furtherman]

Megan Fox.... MARRIED!

It took two engagements, but Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green finally made it legal. Reports the couple were married at the Four Seasons Hotel resort last weekend while vacationing on the big island of Hawaii were confirmed to People early Tuesday. "Yes they are married," a rep for Fox says. Fox, 24, and Green, 36, who met in 2004, initially got engaged in November 2006, only to call it off in February 2009. At the time, a source said the decision to was "mutual." Despite their split, the two were regularly spotted together and earlier this month, the actress's rep confirmed to People they were engaged again.

After quitting Transformers and her last three movies bombing... gotta get some 90210 monies!

[A.J.]

It'll last forever.

[Kevin]

It'll last forever.



And ever.

[Snoogans]

David Silver? Really?

[fezident]

David Silver? Really?

Yep.
Have you seen his ex-wife? Vanessa Marcil.
http://catalinawinemixer.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vanessa-marcil.jpg
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/vanessa-marcil/vanessa-marcil-20060105-96302.jpg

The hottest of the hot. (last seen on VEGAS and the Prince video for "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World".)

[JPMNICK]

Yep.
Have you seen his ex-wife? Vanessa Marcil.
http://catalinawinemixer.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vanessa-marcil.jpg
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/vanessa-marcil/vanessa-marcil-20060105-96302.jpg

The hottest of the hot. (last seen on VEGAS and the Prince video for "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World".)

i agree, i think she is way hotter then megan fox.

[Rhah]

I've never wished I was 4 again more than now..

http://www.pagancenter.com/journal/VanessaMarcilKiss.jpg

[fezident]

Well well well... look who finally admitted to fucking Shia LeBoof...

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni12336893/

[TheGameHHH]

Well well well... look who finally admitted to fucking Shia LeBoof...

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni12336893/

between brian austin green and shia, im fairly confident I could fuck Megan Fox. you can't get any more douchey than those two, id be an upgrade

[fezident]

Go For It!

I will need visual documentation however.

[thepaulo]

I'd love me some crazy bitch

[keithy_19]

between brian austin green and shia, im fairly confident I could fuck Megan Fox. you can't get any more douchey than those two, id be an upgrade

Wanna start a contest to see who can bang her first?

[cougarjake13]

is she still married to bag ??

[TheGameHHH]

Wanna start a contest to see who can bang her first?

you're on, lets go.

[keithy_19]

you're on, lets go.

Done. Found her number on Craigslist.

[TheGameHHH]

Done. Found her number on Craigslist.

weird....is that the unknown number that was calling her while we were in bed an hour ago?

[disneyspy]

weird....is that the unknown number that was calling her while we were in bed an hour ago?

what!?! that slut,i did her two hours ago!hows my cum taste?

[TheGameHHH]

what!?! that slut,i did her two hours ago!hows my cum taste?

I can tell you've eaten a lot of pineapple recently

fuck, even typing that grossed me out

[disneyspy]

well at least it wasnt spunky

[spoon]

between brian austin green and shia, im fairly confident I could fuck Megan Fox. you can't get any more douchey than those two, id be an upgrade

Yes we all agree you'd up the douche factor. Way to lump yourself in buddy!

[keithy_19]

well at least it wasnt spunky

I guess it wasn't you with the spunky semen then...:sad:

[cougarjake13]

I guess it wasn't you with the spunky semen then...:sad:

na that might have been mine

[StanUpshaw]

Any cum that was left in there was definitely not mine....BAG felched that shit.

Then BAG and Shia started snowballing, and I got the fuck out of there.

[Furtherman]

If you appreciate botox.... oh my.....


http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/resize/231/379/80/2011/10/26/12/af/qn/poteyohewo.jpg

Megan Fox Seriously Needs to Lay Off the Botox (http://thestir.cafemom.com/beauty_style/127926/megan_fox_seriously_needs_to?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=outbrain&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=outbrain)

[Kevin]

If you appreciate botox.... oh my.....


http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/resize/231/379/80/2011/10/26/12/af/qn/poteyohewo.jpg

Megan Fox Seriously Needs to Lay Off the Botox (http://thestir.cafemom.com/beauty_style/127926/megan_fox_seriously_needs_to?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=outbrain&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=outbrain)

How old is she?

Why is she even doing botox.

[Crash]

How old is she?

Why is she even doing botox.

QUESTION 1: 25 (5/16/86)
QUESTION 2: Not a fucking reason in the world.