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furie
01-10-2002, 11:40 AM
What goes around comes around, except when tangential velocity exceeds centripetal force.



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This message was edited by furie on 1-29-02 @ 2:33 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-10-2002, 12:05 PM
Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.



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Sunrisa
01-10-2002, 12:09 PM
furie...
have i ever told you that i LOVE you?

...man... science...always hot.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

Sheeplovr
01-10-2002, 12:13 PM
pigs can sing?

i thought they could only make spiders spell stuff

number 333 its the way to be
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Poison Ivy
01-10-2002, 12:25 PM
All I know is that if a wise man said it , it definitely wasn't one of on my exes ;) lol

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Jennitalia
01-10-2002, 12:35 PM
wish in one hand, poop in the other hand...see which one gets filled first

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ROMEO
01-10-2002, 12:46 PM
good or bad, everything changes.

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

nickeye
01-10-2002, 03:40 PM
"My apple juice tasts funny"

I think it was Plato. Or maybe Jean Jacques Rousseau.


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irishkb
01-10-2002, 03:45 PM
"well if it hurts when you do that, then don't do that."

Give me a cartoon and i am happy....

Captain Rooster
01-10-2002, 04:01 PM
Watch out for man who sniffs his fingers


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-10-2002, 04:53 PM
"My apple juice tasts funny"

I think it was Plato. Or maybe Jean Jacques Rousseau.



No, it was definitely Kierkegaard. Or was it Dick Van Patten?

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CovDiesel
01-10-2002, 10:58 PM
I have pooped my pants.

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furie
01-11-2002, 04:41 AM
furie...
have i ever told you that i LOVE you?


tease



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Gwen
01-11-2002, 05:22 AM
We can't all and some of us don't, thats all there is to it.

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FUNKMAN
01-11-2002, 06:01 AM
You never have time to do it right but, you always have time to do it over!

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Bron Yur Stomp
01-11-2002, 06:06 AM
never drink from this side of the cup

Hong Kong Phooey,
quicker than the human eye.
Hong Kong Phoeey,
number one super guy.

wilee
01-11-2002, 06:21 AM
3 X 10<sup>8</sup> m/s - It's not just a good idea, its the law!

No, it was definitely Kierkegaard. Or was it Dick Van Patten?

I thought it was Roosevelt?

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Sheeplovr
01-11-2002, 08:15 AM
Onc a man told me not to tell

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Cheebahawk
01-11-2002, 09:26 AM
He who go to bed with itchy butt, will wake up with smelly finger....

furie
01-18-2002, 09:00 AM
No, it was definitely Kierkegaard. Or was it Dick Van Patten?


Sounds like Camus.

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impactplayer2k1
01-18-2002, 09:09 AM
Never walk in anyone elses footsteps, you might step in the same pile of shit as they did.

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Minnie
01-18-2002, 09:26 AM
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."








Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-18-2002, 09:30 AM
Apathy is not the same as withdrawing in disgust.

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FezNotRon
01-18-2002, 09:41 AM
Water...if it's brown, drink it down...if it's black, send it back. It it's yellow, sue the bastards!

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MANdrew
01-18-2002, 09:52 AM
before you judge someone, walk a mile is their shoes...then when you judge them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

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furie
01-18-2002, 09:55 AM
Apathy is not the same as withdrawing in disgust.


that was actually profound

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RF Godfather
01-18-2002, 10:53 AM
...don't eat the yellow snow?!?

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Jackie Sloan
01-18-2002, 10:55 AM
I'd rather pull ass hairs!One by one!(that one's mine)

Yer physique is swellin n yer waistline's tellin everybody knows that it's mine! Words gone around this ol' one story town, n yer preacher daddy he ain't blind!

Captain Rooster
01-18-2002, 10:57 AM
Cream rises to the top...but shit floats.

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Doogie
01-18-2002, 11:06 AM
You cant buy, force or demand respect, you earn it...
Wise man also say "dont cry over spilt milk, the cat will come and lick it up"

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Captain Rooster
01-20-2002, 01:24 PM
Woman with hairy ass may be hiding throbbing secret!

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They heard the hum of our motors, and counted the rotors. They waited for us to arrive.
Yet we would all go down together!

F1Gm3nT
01-20-2002, 01:28 PM
when standing on toilet, you high on pot

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furie
01-22-2002, 04:35 AM
before you judge someone, walk a mile is their shoes...then when you judge them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.


Jack Handy?



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Cheebahawk
01-22-2002, 09:00 AM
Dont Lie, Cheat, or Steal...unnecessarily.

furie
01-22-2002, 09:25 AM
all absolute statements are bad.



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Poison Ivy
01-22-2002, 09:29 AM
Hmmmm how about believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear? Or here's a concept...how about minding your own business?

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Jackie Sloan
01-22-2002, 09:38 AM
If your Aunt had ballsss She'd
be your Uncle...corny

Yer physique is swellin n yer waistline's tellin everybody knows that it's mine! Words gone around this ol' one story town, n yer preacher daddy he ain't blind!

ROMEO
01-22-2002, 09:48 AM
Better to be thought a fool, then open your mouth and remove all doubt.

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

Captain Rooster
01-22-2002, 11:30 AM
I complained about having no shoes until I met a man without feet.

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They heard the hum of our motors, and counted the rotors. They waited for us to arrive.
Yet we would all go down together!

TheGameHHH
01-22-2002, 01:00 PM
A wise man once said.... RonFez.net consists of the greatest people on earth.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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JerryTaker
01-22-2002, 09:37 PM
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"

ok, so it was a wise hobbit...

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ROMEO
01-23-2002, 11:04 AM
you can choose your friends, but not your family!

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

Postal
01-23-2002, 12:21 PM
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing tied to a string in a bird cage...and you know this man!

Through rain, sleet, or snow...don't worry you won't get your mail anyway...thats not in my job description!

wilee
01-29-2002, 09:36 AM
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

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impactplayer2k1
01-29-2002, 09:55 AM
I was taught 2 things:

1- Keep your friends close & your enemies closer.

2- Never take sides against the family.

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Poison Ivy
01-29-2002, 10:27 AM
ok, so it was a wise hobbit...


Gvac said that?

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GvacNoMore
01-29-2002, 10:31 AM
It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing...it's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing.


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PanterA
01-29-2002, 10:42 AM
"Daddy, he once told me son you'll be a hard working man. And Momma she once told me son you'll do the best you can. But then one day a man came to me and this is what he said...Hard work good, and hard work fine...but first take care of head."

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig2I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

Captain Rooster
01-29-2002, 11:18 AM
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose...
but you can't pick your friends' noses

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furie
01-29-2002, 11:34 AM
you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.



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DaniGirl
01-29-2002, 12:51 PM
if sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

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furie
05-22-2002, 11:40 AM
"The entire military might of the United States versus a cave dwelling maniac and a one eyed Muslim cleric! This is like Rambo versus the hobbit!" Futebol Val



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Captain Rooster
05-22-2002, 06:37 PM
Life sucks, then you die
- Rooster

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ag
05-22-2002, 06:41 PM
I dont know if anyone allready said it, but Lifes a bitch then you marry One!

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JimboSHU
05-22-2002, 06:50 PM
better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

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