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I was driving behind a gentleman in a beat up Chevy pick up the other day. He had truck balls and a bumper sticker that read "Vaginatarian" I don't even know how someone like that has the intelligence to operate a motor vehicle
RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 07:07 AM
I was driving behind a gentleman in a beat up Chevy pick up the other day. He had truck balls and a bumper sticker that read "Vaginatarian" I don't even know how someone like that has the intelligence to operate a motor vehicle
I went to the local comedy club and the headliner's main bit revolved around being a "Vagitarian".
30 minutes of silence and douche chills from the audience.
KingGeno
05-06-2009, 07:08 AM
There is this BIG douche asshole I see around the white trash areas near my work. It is a BIG black and orange Ford Excursion, up on lefted massive whells, and has Sexxxcursion on it instead of Excursion. Guys a nascar guy, and he always has these slutty "wet slicked" hair crumbs in the passenger side, probably have dolphin tattoos too. I get so angry when I see that piece of shit
http://www.showyourmedia.com/files/1233847014.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
05-06-2009, 07:09 AM
well in his defense Vaginas are high in protein and have no trans fats
WampusCrandle
05-06-2009, 07:28 AM
this all sounds like a bunch of pussy guys using metrosexual/ bromance/ mancation language. ugh.
led37zep
05-06-2009, 07:36 AM
So its ok to judge someone based on bumper stickers and shitty truck accessories?
TripleSkeet
05-06-2009, 07:41 AM
There is this BIG douche asshole I see around the white trash areas near my work. It is a BIG black and orange Ford Excursion, up on lefted massive whells, and has Sexxxcursion on it instead of Excursion. Guys a nascar guy, and he always has these slutty "wet slicked" hair crumbs in the passenger side, probably have dolphin tattoos too. I get so angry when I see that piece of shit
http://www.showyourmedia.com/files/1233847014.jpg
Funny, just reminded me of a US of Tara episode where she wanted a tattoo on her back of a dolphin fucking a unicorn.
So its ok to judge someone based on bumper stickers and shitty truck accessories?
Yes it is. If you're dog shit dumb enough to think "Truck Testicles" are cool than yes I can judge you
Dougie Brootal
05-06-2009, 07:48 AM
Yes it is. If you dog shit dumb enough to think "Truck Testicles" are cool than yes I can judge you
i have never agreed with a statement more than i do with this one.
RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 07:50 AM
So its ok to judge someone based on bumper stickers and shitty truck accessories?
fo' shitties.
underdog
05-06-2009, 07:54 AM
So its ok to judge someone based on bumper stickers and shitty truck accessories?
Absolutely.
RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 07:56 AM
Absolutely.
I'm guessing that led has this on his rig.
http://images8.cafepress.com/product/128877958v13_350x350_Front.jpg
boosterp
05-06-2009, 09:13 AM
Yes it is. If you're dog shit dumb enough to think "Truck Testicles" are cool than yes I can judge you
Shit! Now I need to peel off my NASCAR sticker, remove the naked lady mud flaps, and remove the blue colored testicles from my trailer hitch.
RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 09:14 AM
Shit! Now I need to peel off my NASCAR sticker, remove the naked lady mud flaps, and remove the blue colored testicles from my trailer hitch.
I pictured you as a Chrome truck nuts guy.
Shit! Now I need to peel off my NASCAR sticker, remove the naked lady mud flaps, and remove the blue colored testicles from my trailer hitch.
Nothing wrong with NASCAR
britneypablo
05-06-2009, 09:20 AM
<font color="deeppink"> i used to have the pleasure of driving this 2005 dodge ram 2500 around.....it was a diesel cummins and it had balls hanging off the trailer hitch...the balls were white person skin color....i am lookin for a pic but i cant find one im sure i have one somewhere....
i got hit on alot while drivin that
Contra
05-06-2009, 09:29 AM
I bet you did
ToiletCrusher
05-06-2009, 09:34 AM
humanity has been thrown out the window along with betamax.
jessicaduh
05-06-2009, 09:51 AM
my favorite people are the Pennsylvanians who have the Confederate flag in the back windows of their pick-ups. um, PA was in the fucking Union.
brettmojo
05-06-2009, 09:53 AM
Nothing wrong with NASCAR
Just the restrictor plates.
Serpico1103
05-06-2009, 10:05 AM
Shit! Now I need to peel off my NASCAR sticker, remove the naked lady mud flaps, and remove the blue colored testicles from my trailer hitch.
Start with the ones on your chin.
Furtherman
05-06-2009, 10:19 AM
Human kind, viewed by geological time, has just evolved. We're barely out of the caves and education isn't available to everyone.
So yea, you're going to see a lot of dumb bumper stickers.
beachbum
05-06-2009, 10:21 AM
There is some kid that goes to the High School in my town who drives a "necked out Ford Ranger pick up wit"BEAVER PLEASER" written across the top of the windshield.
If he showed up to pick up MY daughter I couldn't be held responsible for my actions and no jury would convict me.
earthbrown
05-06-2009, 10:30 AM
I was driving behind a gentleman in a beat up Chevy pick up the other day. He had truck balls and a bumper sticker that read "Vaginatarian" I don't even know how someone like that has the intelligence to operate a motor vehicle
probably has a better driving record than you.
K
Furtherman
05-06-2009, 10:45 AM
Uh oh, we've insulted Mr. My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student Kid.
Marc with a c
05-06-2009, 10:47 AM
well in his defense Vaginas have no trans fats
yours does.
boosterp
05-06-2009, 10:54 AM
<font color="deeppink"> i used to have the pleasure of driving this 2005 dodge ram 2500 around.....it was a diesel cummins and it had balls hanging off the trailer hitch...the balls were white person skin color....i am lookin for a pic but i cant find one im sure i have one somewhere....
i got hit on alot while drivin that
Chicks driving trucks are hotter than normal. A good truck can make face transplant go from a -5 to a 2 around parts of the US.
RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 11:09 AM
yours does.
:lol:
Those fat jokes never get old.
The Happening
05-08-2009, 12:31 AM
Rob Dedrick is why i'm losing faith in human kind
The Happening
05-08-2009, 01:34 AM
People overreacting to a BUMPER STICKER is a pretty good reason to lose faith in human kind.
yojimbo7248
05-08-2009, 01:48 AM
my favorite people are the Pennsylvanians who have the Confederate flag in the back windows of their pick-ups. um, PA was in the fucking Union.
Confederate flags in PA is a good example of how full of shit those southern "hey, we are just celebrating Southern heritage" guys are. I have seen confederate flags north, west, southwest. Each time I see someone sporting one, you know exactly what message he is getting across.
Confederate flags in PA is a good example of how full of shit those southern "hey, we are just celebrating Southern heritage" guys are. I have seen confederate flags north, west, southwest. Each time I see someone sporting one, you know exactly what message he is getting across.
He's a big Skynyrd fan?
This morning, some kid was veering into my lane (not seeing I was there) so I gave a "I'm here" beep, the prick sees me and decides to cut in front of me. I had no choice but to cut him off get in front of him at the EZ pass and stop dead to block him in (nobody was behind him so I wasn't being that much of a dick)
He proceeded to give me "Oooooh Tough Guy!" Jazz hands. The I had a choice, either let him pass me and I run him into the guard rail, or forget about it.... I decided to forget about it.
This morning, some kid was veering into my lane (not seeing I was there) so I gave a "I'm here" beep, the prick sees me and decides to cut in front of me. I had no choice but to cut him off get in front of him at the EZ pass and stop dead to block him in (nobody was behind him so I wasn't being that much of a dick)
He proceeded to give me "Oooooh Tough Guy!" Jazz hands. The I had a choice, either let him pass me and I run him into the guard rail, or forget about it.... I decided to forget about it.
Nice
Nicotine withdrawal road rage
Nice
Nicotine withdrawal road rage
Nah just road rage... I've been good lately, but what really got me was that this prick was a typical "Internet Tough Guy". He was safe in his car and thought he could wave his hands and be a douche unaware that someone crazier than me could've caused him some serious hurt.
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