2010 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Judge Smails]

Santonio Holmes traded to Jets (http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=10348343)

[Tenbatsuzen]

Santonio Holmes traded to Jets (http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=10348343)

Beat me to it - fifth round pick. Intriguing. I have a feeling Roethlisberger may be finding his way out of town soon as well.

[Tenbatsuzen]

So the Jets are going to have Holmes, Edwards, Cotchery, Dustin Keller, and Brad Smith to throw to, with a back field of LDT, Shonn Greene, and Leon Washington, with Cromartie and Revis in the secondary.

Not to mention Jason Taylor possibly on the line.


Jesus Christ. Woody, Mike, and Rex aren't fucking around.

[TheGameHHH]

So the Jets are going to have Holmes, Edwards, Cotchery, Dustin Keller, and Brad Smith to throw to, with a back field of LDT, Shonn Greene, and Leon Washington, with Cromartie and Revis in the secondary.

Not to mention Jason Taylor possibly on the line.


Jesus Christ. Woody, Mike, and Rex aren't fucking around.

it literally kills me to say this, but the Jets are fucking stacked and scary

[Tenbatsuzen]

it literally kills me to say this, but the Jets are fucking stacked and scary

So here's my question.

If Devin McCourty is available at 30, do you take him?

I'm racking my brain, I cannot really find a weak point on this team.

The O-Line is solid, the D-line is solid, the backfield is sick, the WRs are sick, the secondary is sick.

Oh, wait.

http://thevertexblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mark-sanchez-jets-20090814_jab_g53_409.jpg

[NickyL0885]

So here's my question.

If Devin McCourty is available at 30, do you take him?

I'm racking my brain, I cannot really find a weak point on this team.

The O-Line is solid, the D-line is solid, the backfield is sick, the WRs are sick, the secondary is sick.

Oh, wait.

http://thevertexblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mark-sanchez-jets-20090814_jab_g53_409.jpg

Sanchize will be fine.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sanchize will be fine.

I know, I know. I'm only teasing. I'm just re-reading KSK's Rex Ryan bit and I'm laughing my ass off.

[King Imp]

So the Jets are going to have Holmes, Edwards, Cotchery, Dustin Keller, and Brad Smith to throw to, with a back field of LDT, Shonn Greene, and Leon Washington, with Cromartie and Revis in the secondary.

Not to mention Jason Taylor possibly on the line.


Jesus Christ. Woody, Mike, and Rex aren't fucking around.

I actually made this prediction at the end of last season's AFC Championship, but the more moves the Jets make, the more I like these chances.

AFC Championship
Jets vs Ravens - winner (Jets)

[weekapaugjz]

it literally kills me to say this, but the Jets are fucking stacked and scary

yeah, when i heard about the trade on the radio this morning, those were my exact thoughts. jets are gonna be tough this year.

[underdog]

Marshall traded to the Dolphins (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft10/news/story?id=5085644)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the Pats may finish 3rd... they have done Nothing... Im surprised they didnt sign LT... New England is the home for washed up RBs

[King Imp]

Jets fans still crying over "Spygate" (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5086481)


Are you kidding me? It's one thing to be upset over the whole deal, but to bring a lawsuit over it? Give me a break!

[boobieman]

Finally Tuesday April 20th, they will announce the upcoming schedule..now I can see which Sunday I will have to fight with my family and work...ah fuck it..FOOTBALL...Even better SPORTS BAR...

SSSSYEYAYAAA

[cougarjake13]

the Pats may finish 3rd... they have done Nothing... Im surprised they didnt sign LT... New England is the home for washed up RBs

maybe but corey dillon did resurrect his career

[underdog]

The Jon Gruden QB Camp on Sportscenter makes me uncomfortable.

[Ogre]

The Jon Gruden QB Camp on Sportscenter makes me uncomfortable.

He compared Jimmy Clausen to Ryan Leaf to his face...Called Colt McCoy a stumbling, stuttering, mush-mouth, hillbilly in not so many words..Told Sam Bradford that he'd better learn how to slide or he'd get both wings and a leg snapped at the next level...I missed Tebow's breakdown but I can only imagine. Chucky being the QB mindfucker that he is, works it to cringe level 10. This is the guy Jeff Garcia couldn't quit.

[Tenbatsuzen]

He compared Jimmy Clausen to Ryan Leaf to his face...Called Colt McCoy a stumbling, stuttering, mush-mouth, hillbilly in not so many words..Told Sam Bradford that he'd better learn how to slide or he'd get both wings and a leg snapped at the next level...I missed Tebow's breakdown but I can only imagine. Chucky being the QB mindfucker that he is, works it to cringe level 10. This is the guy Jeff Garcia couldn't quit.


To be honest, the Gruden breakdowns have been awesome TV. It's a good cringe, because everything he is saying is right. And it's better than 90 percent of the horseshit ESPN has been putting out there. The mock drafts are never right, because past pick #15, you have no fucking clue what the teams are gonna get.

(please Jets, get McCourty at 29. Not only will I love you, my wife will adore you)

[Tenbatsuzen]

the Pats may finish 3rd... they have done Nothing... Im surprised they didnt sign LT... New England is the home for washed up RBs

I kinda like the LT signing because Zach Gowen could get 1000 yards behind that line.

Mark my words, unless KC upgrades the line during the draft, Thomas jones is going to stink on ice.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Finally Tuesday April 20th, they will announce the upcoming schedule..now I can see which Sunday I will have to fight with my family and work...ah fuck it..FOOTBALL...Even better SPORTS BAR...

SSSSYEYAYAAA

As long as Jets/Fins in MIA isn't in early September, I'll be down there to see the game.

[cougarjake13]

He compared Jimmy Clausen to Ryan Leaf to his face...Called Colt McCoy a stumbling, stuttering, mush-mouth, hillbilly in not so many words..Told Sam Bradford that he'd better learn how to slide or he'd get both wings and a leg snapped at the next level...I missed Tebow's breakdown but I can only imagine. Chucky being the QB mindfucker that he is, works it to cringe level 10. This is the guy Jeff Garcia couldn't quit.



with tebow he kept bringing up what every one else has, what if someone wants to move you to another position, even said he could be a mike alstott


told him to look at steve young and try to model himself after him

[underdog]

Charlie Weiss is looking better :

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wn9qg9.jpg

[spoon]

Charlie Weiss is looking better :

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wn9qg9.jpg

put ur glasses on hippo!

[underdog]

put ur glasses on hippo!

:lol:

[TjM]

Adam Schefter tweet

# Pittsburgh has begun contacting teams to trade Ben Roethlisberger for a top 10 pick. At least one team considering it. Story far from done. 14 minutes ago via UberTwitter

[PigShitIrish]

Adam Schefter tweet

He's also been suspended by the league for 4 to 6 games.

[TjM]

He's also been suspended by the league for 4 to 6 games.

NFL.com


Pittsburgh Steelers




Posted 7 minutes ago
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Roethlisberger suspended six games, must undergo evaluation

National Football League

Commissioner Roger Goodell notified Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Wednesday that he 1) must undergo a comprehensive behavioral evaluation by medical professionals and 2) will be suspended without pay for the first six games of the regular season for conduct detrimental to the NFL in violation of the league’s Personal Conduct Policy.

After consultation with Commissioner Goodell, Steelers President Art Rooney and the commissioner informed Roethlisberger by telephone today of the two-step approach that is designed to hold Roethlisberger accountable for his conduct and provide him an opportunity to change his behavior and establish himself as a responsible individual.

In a letter to Roethlisberger, Commissioner Goodell said that Roethlisberger must adhere to any counseling or treatment that is recommended by the professional evaluators to help him make better decisions and avoid situations that can cause legal or other problems. A professional behavioral evaluation is mandatory for anyone that has violated the NFL Personal Conduct Policy. Roethlisberger may not attend any team off-season activity after today until he has completed the evaluation and the evaluating professionals confirm with the commissioner that Roethlisberger may resume football activities. If so cleared, Roethlisberger will be able to participate in training camp and preseason games this summer.

The commissioner said he would review Roethlisberger’s progress under the plan prior to the start of the regular season and consider whether to reduce the suspension to four games. Failure to cooperate and follow the plan could result in a longer suspension, the commissioner added.

“The Personal Conduct Policy makes clear that I may impose discipline ‘even where the conduct does not result in conviction of a crime’ as, for example, where the conduct ‘imposes inherent danger to the safety and well being of another person’,” Commissioner Goodell stated in his letter to Roethlisberger. “As the District Attorney concluded, the extensive investigatory record shows that you contributed to the irresponsible consumption of alcohol by purchasing (or facilitating the purchase of) alcoholic beverages for underage college students, at least some of whom were likely already intoxicated. There is no question that the excessive consumption of alcohol that evening put the students and yourself at risk. The Personal Conduct Policy also states that discipline is appropriate for conduct that ‘undermines or puts at risk the integrity and reputation of the NFL, NFL clubs, or NFL players.’ By any measure, your conduct satisfies that standard.”

Commissioner Goodell said his review of the matter included the extensive volume of material released by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation and the Milledgeville Police Department; public comments by and a private conversation with Georgia District Attorney Fred Bright; comments and recommendations of Roethlisberger’s representatives; a personal interview with Roethlisberger on April 13; dialogue with current players, former players, the NFL Players Association, and others; and information learned by the NFL office in the course of examining the Milledgeville matter.

Other excerpts from Commissioner Goodell’s letter:

“I recognize that the allegations in Georgia were disputed and that they did not result in criminal charges being filed against you. My decision today is not based on a finding that you violated Georgia law, or on a conclusion that differs from that of the local prosecutor. That said, you are held to a higher standard as an NFL player, and there is nothing about your conduct in Milledgeville that can remotely be described as admirable, responsible, or consistent with either the values of the league or the expectations of our fans.”

“Your conduct raises sufficient concerns that I believe effective intervention now is the best step for your personal and professional welfare.”

“I believe it is essential that you take full advantage of the resources available to you. My ultimate disposition in this matter will be influenced by the extent to which you do so, what you learn as a result, and a demonstrated commitment to making positive change in your life.”

“In your six years in the NFL, you have first thrilled and now disappointed a great many people. I urge you to take full advantage of this opportunity to get your life and career back on track.”

In addition to the discipline imposed on Roethlisberger, league policy requires that NFL teams remit to the league a portion of a suspended player’s salary starting with the second suspension in a year for violations of the personal conduct or drug policies. The second such suspension in a year results in the club being assessed 25 percent of the suspended player’s forfeited salary to a maximum of $200,000. Prior to the Steelers trading him to the New York Jets, wide receiver Santonio Holmes was suspended for four games for violating the substance abuse program.

[epo]

I understand Ben Roethlisberger is a scumbag, but can someone explain to me why he is going to be suspended?

[PapaBear]

I understand Ben Roethlisberger is a scumbag, but can someone explain to me why he is going to be suspended?
Conduct code. They don't need as much proof as the courts do, when it's obvious that someone isn't acting up to the standards of the league.

[epo]

Conduct code. They don't need as much proof as the courts do, when it's obvious that someone isn't acting up to the standards of the league.

That's my problem with the NFL...they generally haven't defined the "standards of the league".

Subjective penalties just seem very bullshit to me.

[PapaBear]

I agree, but the vagueness of their policies should have made it painfully clear to Ben, that he shouldn't be groping chicks in the bathroom every other weekend.

[epo]

I agree, but the vagueness of their policies should have made it painfully clear to Ben, that he shouldn't be groping chicks in the bathroom every other weekend.

I agree...but its almost like Roger Goodell rolls dice to define punishments for infractions he chooses to punish.

[PapaBear]

I agree...but its almost like Roger Goodell rolls dice to define punishments for infractions he chooses to punish.
Don't be ridiculous. He cuts the head off of a live chicken, to see where it will drop, on a board of possible punishments.

[underdog]

That's my problem with the NFL...they generally haven't defined the "standards of the league".

Subjective penalties just seem very bullshit to me.

You sound like gvac bitching about ronfez.net.

[PapaBear]

You sound like gvac bitching about ronfez.net.
Who?

[KingModem]

Fuck Tim Tebow.

[TripleSkeet]

Adam Schefter tweet

The Rooneys are retarded if they do that. The guys a dope with women but hes one of the best QB's in the league and a proven winner. Who are they planning on replacing him with? Jimmy Clausen? Good luck. He wont even have Holmes to throw to either.

If I was a Cleveland, Oakland, Buffalo, St. Louis or Detroit Id do that trade in a minute.

[Freitag]

Pats cut Adalius Thomas. I wonder...

[TheGameHHH]

Pats cut Adalius Thomas. I wonder...

I'm so confused by the Jets. Immediately after ESPN said the Pats cut him the first place they suggested he's gonna go is the Jets. How are the Jets affording all these players? Isn't there a cap in football? Why does everyone get to go to the Jets?

[underdog]

I'm so confused by the Jets. Immediately after ESPN said the Pats cut him the first place they suggested he's gonna go is the Jets. How are the Jets affording all these players? Isn't there a cap in football? Why does everyone get to go to the Jets?

Same way the Redskins have been able to for the last couple of years.

[HBox]

This is the last year of the CBA so it's an uncapped year. Enjoy the NFL this year because there will likely be a lockout following it.

[Snoogans]

Nice. Giants signed Tim Brown from Rutgers. Im guessing to return kicks mostly. When that ankle is healthy thats 4.29 speed. Im a fan of this move

[TripleSkeet]

This is the last year of the CBA so it's an uncapped year. Enjoy the NFL this year because there will likely be a lockout following it.

Everything Ive read suggests the exact opposite. Not having a salary cap means not having a salary minimum. It also changes the years a player is eligible for unrestricted free agency from 4 to 6. Its starting to seem more and more that not having a cap will hurt the majority of the players.

The owners have no reason to lock out. Everything has been favoring them. If anything, not re-upping their deal just hurt the players union. They will be begging the owners for a salary cap soon enough.

[Al Davis]

So I'm reading this horseshit about how we're gonna cut JaMarcus Russell. I don't know how this shit makes the fucking papers. Except the people who run the papers are after me and the Raiders, of course. And who are these people? Well, I'm not saying who it is that runs the media, but let's just say it's a lot of people whose names end with "-Berg" or "-Stein." You know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, I don't know who the fuck these people who say we should cut Russell are. The load in my Depends diaper right now knows more about football than these fucks. If you can't see that JaMarcus Russell is the best quarterback ever, you're a fucking retard.

I mean, don't these fucks remember the Super Bowl? Remember how we, the Raiders, won our 24th straight Super Bowl after he threw 30 touchdown passes? We beat the shit out of the Green Bay Packers. The look on Lombardi's face as we kicked the shit out of his loser team was priceless.

And then when I defused the nuke that Elvis Presley had smuggled into the stadium, everyone told me I was a hero. And that duet I sang with Rosemary Clooney at halftime brought everyone to tears. It was the best Super Bowl ever. And you fucks want me to cut JaMarcus Russell. You probably don't remember how he paused in the middle of yet another touchdown drive to kill Hitler with his bare hands on the 50 yard line. You bastards want me to cut the guy who killed Hitler. Fuck you. Fuck all of you!

Now get the fuck out of my office!

[Fallon]

Anheuser-Busch to be NFL beer sponsor in $1B deal (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-nfl-beersponsor)

Awesome!

No more shitty coach press conference commercials and I won't have to hear the stupid Love Train song on Sundays!

[PapaBear]

I will definitely not miss the commercials you mention. And they finally have a foreign beer as sponsor!

[KnoxHarrington]

Not this shit again:

Brett Favre says he still isn't sure what he's doing next season, but he may have given some indication after visiting with the Southern Miss baseball team.
The Minnesota Vikings quarterback told the Golden Eagles on Thursday morning that if they can make it back to the College World Series for the second straight year, he will return for one more season in the NFL.


Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/05/20/favre.ap/index.html?eref=sihp#ixzz0oX3bgja8
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Now, it's possible that Favre is just such a dumb hayseed that he didn't realize this would ge reported outside the speech, but since he's got that fat douche Peter "Let Me Write 1,000 Words About That Starbucks Coffee That Gave Me The Coffee Shits" King on speed-dial, I don't believe that.

So he used an invite to give a motivational speech to a college baseball team to do some more pathetic attention whoring.

Please shut the fuck up, Favre.

[JimBeam]

Not this shit again:



Now, it's possible that Favre is just such a dumb hayseed that he didn't realize this would ge reported outside the speech, but since he's got that fat douche Peter "Let Me Write 1,000 Words About That Starbucks Coffee That Gave Me The Coffee Shits" King on speed-dial, I don't believe that.

So he used an invite to give a motivational speech to a college baseball team to do some more pathetic attention whoring.

Please shut the fuck up, Favre.

Yeah I'm sure that's what's gonna motivate them to play their best. Hoping that jerkoff goes back to the NFL.

It's quite possible that everybody on that team is a fan of a football team other than the Vikings so they might not give a shit.

Oh and Peter King may be the douchiest of all reporters. He makes Mike Lupica seem tolerable to me.

I love when they criticize King's column over on KSK ( Kissing Suzy Kolber ). They do it almost line by line and point out what a blowhard, poser. jackass the guy really is.

[Snoogans]

al davis is fuckin awesome (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jc-russellgrievance052710)

The Oakland Raiders have filed a grievance against former quarterback JaMarcus Russell(notes) seeking repayment of $9.55 million, the team confirmed Thursday.

The grievance is based on the contention by the Raiders that the contract was changed at one point during Russell’s three-year stint with the organization and that he’s not allowed to keep all of the money he had collected prior to his May 7 release. Russell, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2007 NFL draft, was guaranteed $32 million as part of a six-year contract reportedly worth $68 million.

[Snoogans]

the raiders may actually win this

Part of the guaranteed $32 million was originally in the form of salary advances for the 2010, 2011 and 2012 seasons. A portion of those salaries is in question, according to the grievance.

[KnoxHarrington]

I don't know if Al has any leg to stand on here -- other teams have had to eat the contracts of their expensive busts, so I don't see why he should be any different.

But that's Al's move: he doesn't want to pay anyone anything.

[Snoogans]

I don't know if Al has any leg to stand on here -- other teams have had to eat the contracts of their expensive busts, so I don't see why he should be any different.

But that's Al's move: he doesn't want to pay anyone anything.

apparently they redid the contract to advance him salary from next year

[K.C.]

Hixon dunzo.

[epo]

So the commish wants to go to 18 games and cut their salaries? Goodell is on pace to break the golden goose and ruin the NFL's golden status.

[spoon]

So the commish wants to go to 18 games and cut their salaries? Goodell is on pace to break the golden goose and ruin the NFL's golden status.

Hell, cut the nj teacher's contract up while you're at it!

[JimBeam]

Former LSU player and Giants' draftee in critical condition :

http://www.nola.com/lsu/index.ssf/2010/06/former_lsu_star_athlete_chad_j.html

Pic of the truck :

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/2526/img9815k.jpg

[JimBeam]

Latest news/rumor is that he could lose a leg. That sucks.

I hope this doesn't end up being a drunk driving thing because then the story goes from tragic to stupid.

[hammersavage]

Air Coryell himself, dead

[PapaBear]

Air Coryell himself, dead
RIP

[spoon]

Air Coryell himself, dead

:glurps:

[PapaBear]

:glurps:
Don't worry. You still have Turner.

[spoon]

Don't worry. You still have Turner.

i hate you :down:

[hammersavage]

Jamarcus Russell arrested. Possession of codeine syrup.

he likes da purple drank

[razorboy]

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[spoon]

Jamarcus Russell arrested. Possession of codeine syrup.

he likes da purple drank

best qb ever (after leaf of course but I'm a homer!)

[razorboy]

Cowher's Wife Kaye just died from cancer. So fucking awful. God Bless.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/07/former-steelers-coach-bill-cowhers-wife-dies-of-skin-cancer/1

[hammersavage]

My son is who we thought he was. A pedophile:

Ugh. Jeremy Green, former ESPN football analyst and son of former NFL coach Denny Green, has been placed on suicide watch after being charged with first-degree possession of child pornography in Connecticut.

Green was fired from his job as a TV analyst on ESPN after he was arrested on July 8th in a Connecticut motel. In addition to the child porn accusation, Green also faces charges for possession of narcotics and use of drug paraphernalia.

I'm just hearing about this now. Had pics of children 2 to 10 years old. On suicide watch. Denny won't bail him out. What a freakshow.

[HBox]

My son is who we thought he was. A pedophile:



I'm just hearing about this now. Had pics of children 2 to 10 years old. On suicide watch. Denny won't bail him out. What a freakshow.

The Coors Light commercial made from his arraignment will be SO FUNNY!

[cougarjake13]

Cowher's Wife Kaye just died from cancer. So fucking awful. God Bless.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/07/former-steelers-coach-bill-cowhers-wife-dies-of-skin-cancer/1




that sux

sure hes not thinking of it now but i bet he got to spend a shitload more time with her the last few years just being on tv instead of sidelines

[KnoxHarrington]

that sux

sure hes not thinking of it now but i bet he got to spend a shitload more time with her the last few years just being on tv instead of sidelines

It wouldn't shock me if this was part of the reason he did it.

And, if so, my estimation of Coach Cowher went up even more.

[spoon]

It wouldn't shock me if this was part of the reason he did it.

And, if so, my estimation of Coach Cowher went up even more.

I agree

[KnoxHarrington]

I just realized I am currently in the same city as Terrell Owens.

Holy shit.

[hammersavage]

Man, Favre is the all time douche.

[keithy_19]

Just reading through this one page, my god this off season has been fucking depressing.

[King Imp]

Jesus Christ, now he's saying he might play.

Seriously, at this point I think Favre may have a split personality.

[underdog]

Jesus Christ, now he's saying he might play.

Seriously, at this point I think Favre may have a split personality.

Which personality sends the cock pics? (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story)

[spoon]

Jesus Christ, now he's saying he might play.

Seriously, at this point I think Favre may have a split personality.

Or it's all fucking ESPN's retarded reporting? They act like the show is just twitter and spout off on any piece of shit info they hear. Farve hasn't said JACK shit to anyone that should have been reported on, but that never stops espn. They suck so fucking bad right now it's comical, but let's blame Farve for this right Hammer!?

[epo]

Which personality sends the cock pics? (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story)

Funniest
Story
Ever

[Tenbatsuzen]

Funniest
Story
Ever

to be honest people are giving Daulerio shit about this because Sterger is whining it was off the record.

and I don't believe Sterger at all. She got fired by the Jets, she'd have a slam dunk lawsuit that would make Anounchka Brown look like child's play

but it's deadspin, spoon's gonna give us all shit for reading it, especially since Deadspin calls favre "gunslinger", but that's just a made up name, AMIRITE?

[Tenbatsuzen]

the funniest thing about Spoon's obsession with bashing deadspin is that he's bashing ESPN for sucking and Deadspin's genesis was basically borne out of ESPN being shit.

[underdog]

the funniest thing about Spoon's obsession with bashing deadspin is that he's bashing ESPN for sucking and Deadspin's genesis was basically borne out of ESPN being shit.

spoon bashes deadspin?

[TheGameHHH]

How fucking sweet is Tom Brady's hair?!

[Tenbatsuzen]

How fucking sweet is Tom Brady's hair?!

don't get me started. he looks like Justin Bieber

[TheGameHHH]

don't get me started. he looks like Justin Bieber

its way beyond Bieber now, and get it straight.....Bieber looked like Brady, not the other way around

[brettmojo]

its way beyond Bieber now, and get it straight.....Bieber looked like Brady, not the other way around
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee103/brettmojo/wcl8ab.gif

[spoon]

to be honest people are giving Daulerio shit about this because Sterger is whining it was off the record.

and I don't believe Sterger at all. She got fired by the Jets, she'd have a slam dunk lawsuit that would make Anounchka Brown look like child's play

but it's deadspin, spoon's gonna give us all shit for reading it, especially since Deadspin calls favre "gunslinger", but that's just a made up name, AMIRITE?

Do you EVER shut the fuck up!? How gay are you too....amirite? I made fun of deadspin bc you claimed it and the NY Times are THE SOURCES for sports bc you needed to back up your LANDYCAKES nickname bc you love to be "EDGY". Deadspin is your source for tmz based sports news, so go get it. Yah, this was top notch sports reporting to hang your hat on douche. You really are intolerable cunt. AMIRITE>?!!

[spoon]

the funniest thing about Spoon's obsession with bashing deadspin is that he's bashing ESPN for sucking and Deadspin's genesis was basically borne out of ESPN being shit.

Nah the funniest thing is I basically made fun of it bc of how you referenced it a while back, not some bullshit OBSESSION u claim. If anything if a joke popped up anywhere on it was in ref to you, not really the site. Don't get it do you? Classic twat-like Matty tactics to change arguments in a new long-term style. Guess you're branching out huh?

Oh and I make fun of ESPN for completely different reasons...both suck in their own way. If I want funny sports stories I go to sports pickle, hammer's blog on a team he doesn't like or anything other than deadspin.

[spoon]

spoon bashes deadspin?

truth be told, to each his own but it's really a bash on another bullshit Matty claim that's all...and it hasn't been mentioned in weeks.

I guess it came up on a message board in one thread so it's now the biggest sports source for the world due to a story based on convos with a whore who didn't even give permission to use it. He's a JOURNALIST baby! Joke's on me.

[spoon]

Oh and fully expect to see Matty parrot "gunslinger" to amazingly excessive levels instead of saying Farve now bc he's such a hipster of sports. You don't get it, wtf are you stupid!? I read it on deadspin. Farvecakes....AMIRITE!? :wallbash:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh and fully expect to see Matty parrot "gunslinger" to amazingly excessive levels instead of saying Farve now bc he's such a hipster of sports. You don't get it, wtf are you stupid!? I read it on deadspin. Farvecakes....AMIRITE!? :wallbash:

people have been calling Favre gunslinger for a long time. It's the whole gunslinger / kid having fun meme that's been long associated with favre.

I just really enjoyed the fact that a single mention of you set you the fuck off. It's fun having that kind of power sometimes.

[Tenbatsuzen]

truth be told, to each his own but it's really a bash on another bullshit Matty claim that's all...and it hasn't been mentioned in weeks.
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and once again, spoon gets caught up in his own fantasy world where he has to twist the facts. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2750625&postcount=947)

[hammersavage]

Thanks for the plug

[Tenbatsuzen]

its way beyond Bieber now, and get it straight.....Bieber looked like Brady, not the other way around

Liz long had a crush on Brady (just a minor one) and when she saw that comcast commercial with the apparent raccoon on his head, she said all vestiges of a crush are now gone and "what the fuck is wrong with Giselle?"

[spoon]

and once again, spoon gets caught up in his own fantasy world where he has to twist the facts. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2750625&postcount=947)

yes AGAIN, it wasn't in ref to if deadspin is a top level sports source...it was a PLAY ON WORDS joke and nickname rip. yet drag it out/play it up Matty jumps on it bc it said deadspin, ur life must be so sad.

the overall point was our argument on deadspin hasn't been referenced in weeks, but twisty twist away as you like to put it. As for the nickname, it's not the name or when/where it comes from, it's your smug act when using them in a failed attempt to be fucking witty/in the know bc you rip off nicknames obscure or know.

yes, gunslinger has been out there and is still gay and awful...ur point? And ur power line is comical at best. It's actually fun ripping down a racist when he spouts off idiotic claims and twists shit in classic douche politician style.

[spoon]

people have been calling Favre gunslinger for a long time. It's the whole gunslinger / kid having fun meme that's been long associated with favre.

I just really enjoyed the fact that a single mention of you set you the fuck off. It's fun having that kind of power sometimes.

Ooo look, matt responded it's amazing having this kind of power....so stupid and lame.

[Tenbatsuzen]

yes AGAIN, it wasn't in ref to if deadspin is a top level sports source...it was a PLAY ON WORDS joke and nickname rip. yet drag it out/play it up Matty jumps on it bc it said deadspin, ur life must be so sad.

the overall point was our argument on deadspin hasn't been referenced in weeks, but twisty twist away as you like to put it. As for the nickname, it's not the name or when/where it comes from, it's your smug act when using them in a failed attempt to be fucking witty/in the know bc you rip off nicknames obscure or know.

yes, gunslinger has been out there and is still gay and awful...ur point? And ur power line is comical at best. It's actually fun ripping down a racist when he spouts off idiotic claims and twists shit in classic douche politician style.

it's hilarious when things don't go your way you post a wordy diatribe that makes no sense and then throw down the racist card again like anyone believes you at this point.

You're a lying twerp who plays a victim card. I never realized that "Tila" was some sort of Asian slur, unless calling you a girl's name translates to some massive insult in Cantonese.

[spoon]

ha!

what's that KKKbats?

[spoon]

now that's a nickname even deadspin can't touch

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/6/18/1/tom-bradys-bieber-haircut-21607-1276840388-4.jpg

[spoon]

too many words that time little twerp?

[Tenbatsuzen]

too many words that time little twerp?

we've moved on. I thought Asians are better at multitasking and shit.

[spoon]

yes, that's what they're known for

you're not even effective at being a racist

And we!? HAhhahahah! delusional much?

[Tenbatsuzen]

yes, that's what they're known for

you're not even effective at being a racist

And we!? HAhhahahah! delusional much?

oh, go design me a fucking bridge

[spoon]

and don't think about posting on this again bc

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/Tom-Brady-balding-cc.JPG

^^^^
this means "WE" all moved on! :laugh::lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

go host the olympics

[spoon]

oh, go design me a fucking bridge

uh oh, you broke the RULE!!!

:nono:

WE moved on!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Abort your female children. come on!

[Tenbatsuzen]

uh oh, you broke the RULE!!!

:nono:

WE moved on!

if you wouldn't be so focused in making threads about yourself... again... you would have noticed we were discussing Tom Brady's bieber haircut. You know, me and Brett. That's we.

[spoon]

if you wouldn't be so focused in making threads about yourself... again... you would have noticed we were discussing Tom Brady's bieber haircut. You know, me and Brett. That's we.

That's great, I made it about me!! Ha! You really must be insane. What happened to your "power"? And what about two gays making awful/stupid jokes about a haircut in the nfl thread conversation brilliance did I derail?! Really, you can't concentrate on making everything you touch into tmz/tabloid soap opera bullshit filled?! Sorry to respond to your usual shitty post and bother that amazing conversation! :bye:

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's great, I made it about me!! Ha! You really must be insane. What happened to your "power"? And what about two gays making awful/stupid jokes about a haircut in the nfl thread conversation brilliance did I derail?! Really, you can't concentrate on making everything you touch into tmz/tabloid soap opera bullshit filled?! Sorry to respond to your usual shitty post and bother that amazing conversation! :bye:

the power is the fact that you're posting blithering comments that really hold no weight because you're trying to be big man and failing miserably.

I actually tried a little experiment with you yesterday and tried to have a conversation about sports. I didn't give you attitude, stated my case, and waited for your response.

And amazingly - with no prodding from me - you degenerated into insulting behavior. That kind of solidified to me what kind of person you are.

[underdog]

Thanks for the plug

It worked on me.

[spoon]

the power is the fact that you're posting blithering comments that really hold no weight because you're trying to be big man and failing miserably.

I actually tried a little experiment with you yesterday and tried to have a conversation about sports. I didn't give you attitude, stated my case, and waited for your response.

And amazingly - with no prodding from me - you degenerated into insulting behavior. That kind of solidified to me what kind of person you are.

yep, the kind that really really doesn't like you and wouldn't even try to discuss anything with a tool bc his opinion is shit...clearly

so yah, I could have saved you some time to change a diaper or something dr. matty.

did you get out your old chemistry set and put on ur goggles?

oh and I LOVE the "solidified to me what kind of person you are" line from a guy with the coolest sigs in town!

[spoon]

It worked on me.

joe is the funny one

[spoon]

oh and I don't blither, i "GLEAN"

[hammersavage]

joe is the funny one



So far, its true.



How about Haynesworth guys?

[spoon]

So far, its true.



How about Haynesworth guys?

If you want gold about his haircut ask Tenbats.

[hanso]

He- did - go - all - the way!
Chris Berman made the HOF.

[KnoxHarrington]

He- did - go - all - the way!
Chris Berman made the HOF.

That fat idiot is in, and Howard Cosell is not.

What the hell.

[hanso]

Have heard him do the line so much forgot it was Howard's. Didn't know he wasn't in also. Time to go back-back-back and put him in too. Hoo hoo

[epo]

Al Davis is right: Jason Campbell is a great player. Greater than Jim Plunkett and we all should get over it.

[spoon]

Al Davis is right: Jason Campbell is a great player. Greater than Jim Plunkett and we all should get over it.

Well I will go out on a limb and say he can't be worse than Russel.

[epo]

Well I will go out on a limb and say he can't be worse than Russel.

Depends upon his love for the Purple Drank...

[spoon]

Depends upon his love for the Purple Drank...

nope, still better

[Snoogans]

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[razorboy]

Congratulations on your exemplary career, Mr. Derrick Brooks. You'll always be my favorite player.

[Kevin]

Congratulations on your exemplary career, Mr. Derrick Brooks. You'll always be my favorite player.



DB was a hell of a player and a great guy.

Glad he was able to get a ring before he retired.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is it time for a new thread? This one is 100+ pages and preseason HAS started.

[PapaBear]

Is it time for a new thread? This one is 100+ pages and preseason HAS started.
Absolutely. The season hasn't started, but if a player gets hurt or something in preseason, it effects the season.

[cougarjake13]

in b4 the lock

[spoon]

5379

and a thread dies.....